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muqindeqingkuangwendinglexuduo，weilegengkuaihaoqilai，liuzhizhongdasuanjiangtajiedaoguowaijieshouzhiliao。
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zuoweiyigenansheng，suiranlinyunyiqianhenqiong，danshiduicheduoshaohaishiyouyidinglejiede。
奔驰4S店门口。
“dengyideng！”
gangzoudaomenkou，linyunjiubeilanlexialai。
“yo，zheibushizanbanshangdeqiongdiaosilinyunma？zenme，jianlajijiandaozheililaile？yebukankanzheishishenmedifang，nadouganjin！”
linyuntaitoukanqu，lanxiataderenshitongbantongxuezhanghu，shenbianhaigenzhejigegoutuizi。
zhanghulaobashizuojiancaishengyide，jialitingyouqian，erqietahairenshidaoshangderen。
“wolaizheiliyoushenmewentima，zheiqingyangshilihaiyouwobunengqudedifang？”linyundanranshuodao。
zhanghuyileng，jiezhegentajigegenbanhongrandaxiaoqilai。
“haha！”
“wokao，linyunzheixiaozipingshikanqilaitinglaoshidea，xianzaizenmeyehuichuizheizhongniubile？”
linyunyaoyaotou，landegentamenduofeihua，zhijiezoujin4sdian。
4sdiandexiaoshourenyuanlimazhanqilaiyingleguolai，mubiaoquebushilinyun，ershitashenhoudezhanghu。
zhanghuyiliangaoaodetaochuhuiyuanka，neixiexiaoshourenyuankantademuguanggengreqiele。
jianlinyundangzaizhanghuqianmian，yougenanxiaoshouzhigaoqiangdeshuo：“nishilaizheiliganmade？buhuishilaiyingpindeba？womenzheierkeshimaihaochede，kenengbuhuizhaopinweitaidideyuangong。”
suiranzheimingnanxiaoshoumiandaixiaorong，danyuqizhongquedaizhejifenkanbuqi。
“nikongpagaocuole，woshilaizheilimaichede。”linyunqingmiaodanxiedeshuodao。
“nishuoshenme？nishilaimaichede？”nanxiaoshoudeshengyindouyinweijingyabiandejianruiqilai。
下一刻。
“puchi！”
pangbiandejimingxiaoshourenyuan，dourenbuzhubiexiaoqilai。
laitamenzheililaimaichede，feifujigui，nayouxiangzheiyangchuanzheyishenditanhuodexiaozi？
“womenzheilishibenchi4sdian，maidedoushihaoche，bushimaizixingchededifang。”nanxiaoshoubiexiaodao。
linyunmeitouyizhou：“wodangranzhidaozheilishibenchi4sdian，woqueshishilaizheilimaichede，zenme？buhuanyingme？”
linyunnenggouganshoudao，zheixierenduizijideqiaobuqi。
“womendangranhuanying，zhishi……niquedingnimaideqizheilideche？”nanxiaoshoulianshangguazhebuxiedexiaorong。
zhouweidejigexiaoshouyefenfenkaikou。
“xiaozi，nizhibuzhidao，womenzheierdeche，doushibaiwanyishang！”
“jiushi，jiupingnizheiyang，huishimaideqibenchideren？kaishenmewanxiao！”
tamenningyuanxiangxinshijieshangyougui，yebuyuanxiangxin，yigechuanzheditanhuodexiaozi，nengmaideqibenchi。
“gejige，zheishiwotongxue，nimenkebiekanbuqita，renjiagangshuole，zheiqingyangshijiumeitabunengqudedifang。”zhanghukangoulexi，zheicaikaikouduizheijigexiaoshoushuodao。
jimingxiaoshoudunshimingbaiguolai，zheixiaozikendingshiguolaiyingpinde，ganghaoyushanglelaotongxue，weilechongmianzi，caijiazhuangshuozijishilaimaichede。
“yiqungouyankanrendidedongxi。”linyunzuitaoyande，jiushizheizhongqishiqiongrenderen。
“xiaozi，nishuoshenmeni！”
pangbianjigexiaoshoutingdaolinyundehuahou，dunshibuleyile，zaizhanghuzheizhongrenmianqian，tamendoushizhuangsunzi，danshizaiyigechuanzheditanhuodexiaozimianqian，tamenkebupa。
“zenmehuishi？”xiaoshoujinglitingjianzheibiandedongjing，kuaibuzouleguolai，kandaozhanghuzhihou，mangduishangxiaolian：“zhangshaolailea，zenmeyebujiaowoyisheng！”
zhanghujiangzijidevipkadiguoqu，zhizhelinyundao：“jingli，wojintianshilaimaichede，danshikandaonimendianlijuranlailegeyaofande，wojuedewoyaokaolvyixiale……”
jingliyitingdaoshoudetichengjiuyaofeile，mangpeixiaodao：“meiyoudeshier，wolikejiubataganzou！”
zhuanerbanqilian，duilinyundao：“baoqianxiansheng，womendianshubujiedaiyiguanbuzhengdekeren，qingninganjinchuqu。”
jigexiaoshouzheiyangdetaiduyejiubale，linyunmeiyouxiangdao，lianjingliyeshirucishiliyan。
zheiyangdefuwutaidu，linyunjuedeyemeiyoubiyaoxiaofeijizheizhongrenle。
“henhao，xiwangnimenbuyaohouhui。”linyunlenghengyisheng，zhuanshenlikai。
“hahaha，nimenkan，tasongleba！wojiushuo，tajiushiaizhuangbi！”jigexiaoshouyouxiaoqilai。
“tianna，womeikancuoba？tayouqulanbojinile！”turanyougeyuangongjiaoleqilai。
“pabushiyouquyingpinba？lianwomendoukanbushangderen，renlanbojinigengkanbushang。”
……
cengjinglinyunzaimalushangkandaoguoyilianglanbojinidaniuchaopao，neilafengdewaiguandunshixiyinlelinyun，yizhiyudaoxianzaidouhaijiyiyouxin。
linyunkeyikending，neishizijijianguozuipiaoliangdechezi。
benlailinyunzhishixiangsuiyixianmaiyiliangchedaibu，jiranbenchiderenbudaijianziji，neijiushunlulailanbojinikankan。
lanbojini4sdianjiuzaibenchipangbian，lidebuyuan，pingshihenlengqing，bijingnengmaideqilanbojiniderenhenshao。
linyungangzoujinqu，dianlijigexiaoshouyedoumeiyoulicaita，dagaiyeshiyinweitaposudechuanzhe。
linyunzaidianlizhuanleyihuier，caiwen：“nimenzheilimeiyourenma？”
zheishi，caiyouyigexiaoshoumantuntundizoushanglai，yuqilengmo：“xianshengqingwenyoushenmenengbangdaonin？”
suirantaidulengmo，danzhishaomeiyouxianggangcaineibangrenneiyangshili。
“woxiangkanche，lanbojinidaniu。”linyunzhijieledangdishuochuzijidemude。
tingdaozheijuhua，zaichangdesuoyouxiaoshoudoudaqijingshenlai。
daniushilanbojinideqijianjipaoche，luochedouyaoqibabaiwan，nengmaideqizheichederen，zaiqingyangshijueduidoushidingjifuerdai！
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zaixiaoshoudedailingxia，linyunlaidaoyiliangchengsedelanbojinidaniumianqian。
zheiwaiguan，zheiyanse，yaoduolafengyouduolafeng！
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“luochejia755wan。”
xiaoshoukeyixiangxiang，linyunkendinghuibeizheigejiageheshayan。
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linyunzhijiejiangdoulideyinxingkamochulai。
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danglinyunmochukahou，zaichangdejigexiaoshourenyuan，dourenbuzhufachujinghuzhisheng。
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“ni……ni……”
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“shi……shi！”
nanxiaoshoulianmangshenchuzhandoudeshuangshou，jieguozheizhangchendiandiandezuanshika，tadeliansexiandeyouxiefabai。
cishicike，tanalihaiganduilinyunyousihaodaiman？
jinjiezhe，tapengzheyinxingka，jicongcongdexiangjinglishipaoqu。
cishi，benchi4sdian，xiaoshoujingliheneijigexiaoshouzhengjizaimenkou，zhunbeikanlinyunbeiduimianlanbojinidianbaoanganchulaidehuajichangmian。
ranertamendenglehenjiu，doumeiyoujianlinyunchulai。
“zenmehaimeichulai？nandaoyingpinchenggongle？”
“bukeneng！lanbojinidiandejingliworenshi，tajueduibuhuijiedailinyunde。”xiaoshoujinglizixinmanmandao。
“chulaile！tachulaile！”buzhidaoshisheihanleyisheng，zhongrenkanguoqu。
guozhenkanjianlinyunconglanbojini4sdianlizouchu，shenhouhaigenzhexiaoshoujingli，zhijianxiaoshoujinglimanmianxiaorong，duizhelinyunshigonggongjingjing，youshidiantouyoushijugong。
怎么回事？
zheijigerendoukanshayanle。
“xiaozi，shuoninibuting，zheixiahaole，beilanbojiniyeganchulaileba！”xianqianbenchideneigenanxiaoshourenbuzhukaikouchaofeng。
yitingdaozheijuhua，lanbojinixiaoshoujinglideliansedabian，mangnudao：“niyoushishenmedongxi？youshenmezigezheiyanggenwomenlanbojinidehuiyuanshuohua？”
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