jingpinxiaoshuo《longxingwanli》shibufouzuixinxiedeyibenguanchangzhichangleixiaoshuo，zhujiaoyoumukuimoyuqing，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：jiazhengjingxiaozheshuodao：“buyongle，bingqingyijingkongzhizhule，mingtianjiukeyichuyuanle。”“woxianzoule。”shigengchong……
wanshang，shigengyoulaidaoleyiyuan，zheicitabujindailechide，haimaileyixieshuiguo，zhangyuexinliganjuenuannuande。
zhangyueshuodao：“huaduoshaoqiannidoujihaole，dengwochuyuanle，wobaqianjini。”
shigengzuoxialaishuodao：“huitouzaishuoba，buzheji。ninkendingele，ganjinchenrechiba。woyedechile，woyeele。”
shigengjizhangyuechideshihou，shunbianyejizijimaileyifen。
lianggerenbianchibianliao，manmanjiudakailehuaxiazi。
“nishidangbingzhuanyefenpeidaodexianweibangongshi？”zhangyuewendao。
shigengyaotou：“bushi。woshidaxuebiyezhihouxianbeifenpeidaoleshengbaoshe，gongzuoleyinianbanyihoucailaidexianweibangongshi。”
zhangyuemeixiangdaoshigenghaishangguodaxue，bianwendao：“ninagedaxuebiyede？”
“吉宁大学。”
zhangyueyouwendao：“shenmezhuanye？”
“中文。”
zhangyuehenjingya：“zhenshizhongwenxi？”
“duiya，rujiabaohuan。zenmele？”shigengbuzhidaozhangyueweihehuiyourucifanying。
zhangyuexiaozheshuodao：“woshijiningdaxuezhongwenxibiyede。”
zheihuilundaoleshigengjingya：“zhende？”
zhangyuedianlediantou：“ng，woshihuifugaokaohoujiningdaxuedediyijiexuesheng。”
“neizheimeshuozanmenshixiaoyou，woyinggaiguannijiaoshijie。”
“meicuo，niqueshiyinggaiguanwojiaoshijie。”
lianggerensheidoumeixiangdaotamenjingranshitongyidaxuetongyizhuanyedexiaoyou，zheicengguanxibatamenzhijiandejuliyixiaziyoulajinlebushao。
“juwosuozhi，shengbaoshekebushisheidoujinde，ninengbeifenpeiguoqu，shuomingshengbaosheyidingshifeichangrenkenidenengli。neimehaodedanweiweishenmebuhaohaodaixiaqu，fanerpaodaozheililaile？”zhangyuehenbujie。
shigengxianranmeifashihuashishuo：“shengbaosheshibucuo，zhishiwojuedefazhankongjianyouxian。daozhengfujiguanjiubuyiyangle，huiyouwuxiankeneng。”
zhangyuemingbai“wuxiankeneng”deyisi，tashuo：“zhengfujiguandefazhankongjianqueshijuda，buguoxiangyaowangshangzou，yebushiyijianrongyideshiqing。”
shigengdianlediantou，meiyoujiuzheigehuatijixuliaoxiaqu。
shijianzailianggerenliaotiandeguochengzhongbuzhibujueliushi，henkuaijiuguolejiudianzhong。
zhangyuejianshijianyijingwanle，bianshuodao：“shihoubuzaole，nizaodianhuiquxiuxiba。”
“wojinwanbuhuiqule，jiuzaiyiyuanpeininle。”shigenglaizhiqianjiuxianghaole，tayaochenredatie，liyonghaozhangyuezheicishengbingzhuyuandejihui，chediyutaguashangguanxi。
“buyongle，woyoubushixingdongbubian，zaishuohaiyouhushini，nizaizheieryebangbushangwoshenme。”
“wokeyipeininliaotiana，ninyigerenzaizheierdaizheduomeiyisia。zaishuowoyemeiyoushenmeshi，huiquwoxianzaiyeshuibuzhe。”shigenghuafengyizhuan，shuodao：“chufeininfanwo，buxiangrangwodaizaizheier，neiwojiuzhinengzoule。”
“wozenmehuifannini，wozhishi……”
“ninyaoshibufanwo，neiwojiuliuxiale。”
zhuantianwanshang，shigengyoudaizhechidelaidaoleyiyuan。
zaibingfangmenkou，shigengkandaozaibingchuangqianzuozheyigenande，sanshiwuliusuideyangzi，zhangdeqimaobuyang，zhengzaihezhangyueliaotian。
“zhangzhuren。”shigengjiaoleyishengzhangyue。
“nilaile。”zhangyuexiaozhehuiying。
“没有再疼吧？”
“meiyou，tinghaode。”zhangyuekanleyiyanzuozaichuangbiandenanrenshuodao：“jieshaoyixia，zheiweishiwodeairenjiazhengjing。tajiaoshigeng，shiwoxianweibangongshidetongshi，jiushitabawobeidaoyiyuanlaide。”
jiazhengjing？shigengxinshuoshenmepomingzi。
“xiexienibawoairensongdaoyiyuanlai。”jiazhengjingqishentongshigengwolewoshou，ganxiedao。
shigengxiaozheshuodao：“ninkeqile，zheidoushiwoyinggaizuode。”
shigengtingjiazhengjingdeshengyin，genzuotianwangxianweibangongshidadianhuadeneigenanrendeshengyinhenxiangsi，caixiangzuotianjiuyinggaishijiazhengjingdadedianhua。
jinjulizixikanjiazhengjing，shigengjuedebujinzhangdehairuta，haoxianggetoubitahaiaiyidian，rangtabuyoudexiangdaole“yiduoxianhuachazaileniufenshang”zheijuhua。zhangyuezhangdezheimepiaoliang，zenmejiujiajitale？zhenshirangrenfeijie。
jiazhengjinglaile，shigengziranbuhuishahuhudeliuxia，tashuodao：“fanwomaileshuangfende，nimenganjinchiba，wojiuxianchizoule。”
“shijianhaizao，nizaidaiyihuierba。”zhangyuewanliudao。
“bule，woyeele，dequchifanle。”shigengwanjudao。
zhangyuekanzhejiazhengjingshuodao：“nisongyixiashigeng。”
shigengshuobuyongsong，danjiazhengjinghaishibashigengsongchulebingfang。
congbingfanggangyichulai，jiujianlianggezhongniannanrenmanlianduixiao，laoyuanjiushenchuleshou，laidaojiazhengjingmianqianshuodao：“jiajuzhang，niguolaizenmeyebutiqianshuoyishenga，wohaodaoyiyuanmenkouqujieniya。”
jiazhengjingtongtawolexiashoushuodao：“wobushilaijianchagongzuode。woairendelejixinglanweiyan，woguolaikanyixia。”
nanrenyilianjinzhang，jiuhaoxiangzhangyueshengbingshitadecuoyiyang。takanzheshenpangderen，yanshenzhongtouzhebuman：“zhangzhurenlaiyiyuandeshiqingwozenmebuzhidao？”
shenpangderenbuzhiruhezuoda，lianbiedetonghong。
nanrenhenshengqi：“hailengzheganshenme，haibuquanpaiyixia。”
jiazhengjingxiaozheshuodao：“buyongle，bingqingyijingkongzhizhule，mingtianjiukeyichuyuanle。”
“woxianzoule。”shigengchongjiazhengjingdiantoushiyi。
“nimanzoua。”jiazhengjingshuodao。
贾局长？
shigenghuixiangleyixiazuotiantazhibanshi，dadianhuaderenshuoruguozhangyueyaoshihuishilijiurangtaquweishengju。kanlaijiazhengjinghenyoukenengshixianweishengjudejuzhang，buranneigerenjiandaojiazhengjingbuhuishineifuzuilian。
congyiyuanchulai，shigengyijingjichanglulule，tazaifujinzhaolejiamingjiao“ruilai”dexiaofanguan，dianleyigecailiangwanfanjiuchileqilai。
yushigengxianglindefanzhuoqianzuozhesangeren，zheisangerenzhong，lianggeliuzhezhangtoufa，yigeliuzhecuntou，tamenyibianhejiuyibianliaotian，shijulimianyouqijudoudaizanghua，erqiezhenggefanguanlishuohuashutamendeshengyinzuida，qitazhuoshangderenmeiyouyigenahaoyanshenkantamende，dandoushigannubuganyan，meiyouyigeganshangqutixinghuozhizhide。
shigengzuozaitamenpangbianchunshumeibanfa，qitazhuozidouyourenle，zhinengaizhetamen。
shigengduitamenyeshifandebudele，keshijianqitarendourenzhe，tayezhihaojiazhuangshenmedoumeitingjian。
“zheishinimendiandejiucaichaojidan。nimendecaiyijingquandoushangqile。”nvfuyuanjiangyipanjiucaichaojidanfangzailesangerendezhuozishang。
zhiqianjitamenshangcaideshilingwaiyigenvfuwuyuan。cuntoujianzheigenvfuyuanpoyouzise，zaijiujingdecuihuaxia，dangjijiuqilesenian。
nvfuyuanzhuanshenlikaishi，cuntoushenshoujiuzaitadepigushanghenhendizhualeyiba，duimiandelianggezhangtoufajianlehahadaxiao，cuntouzijiyeshiyilianhuaixiao。
nvfuyuanyouqiyouxiu，dengzhecuntouzhiwen：“niganshenme？”
“meizi，yihuiergengewanquzenmeyang？gebuhuikuidainide。”cuntoubuhuaihaoyideshangxiadaliangnvfuwuyuan，banvfuwuyuankandehunshenbuzizai。
“sheigenniwanqu，nizijiwanquba！chouliumang！”
nvfuwuyuanmaleyijujiuyaozou，cuntoukemeidasuanrangtazou，qishencongbeihoubaozhunvfuwuyuan，shuangshouzaiqishangxiayitongluanmo：“biezouameizi，wodehuahaimeishuowanni……”
nvfuwuyuanshoujingbuxiao，shijingzhengtuo：“nifangkaiwo，nifangkaiwo……”
fanguanlaobantingdaoyourenjiaohan，jiuconghouchuchulaile，jiancuntouzailachenvfuwuyuan，taganmangshangqianzhizhi。
“xiongdi，xiongdi，shibushifuwuyuanzuocuoshile？wopipingta，nibiegentayibanjianshi。”laobanjiangcuntouhenvfuwuyuanfenkaishuodao。
cuntouzhengzaixingtoushang，laobanturanchuxianrangtaganjuehensaoxing，bianhenbushuangdituileyibalaoban：“sheikuyaodaimeixihaobaniluchulaile？wogentawanni，ganjingundan！”
cuntoushuozheihuayouyaoshenshouquzhuanvfuwuyuan，laobanchongnvfuwuyuanshilegeyanse，nvfuyuanjiumozheyanleipaojinlehouchu。
cuntouyaozhui，laobanyibalanzhu，peizhexiaolianshuodao：“xiongdi，tajiushiyigefuwuyuan，xiangnizheizhongdangcideren，gentawandiaojia。nihaishiganjinchifanhejiuba，burancaiyihuierjiuliangle。”
laobanrenshicuntou，zhidaotashixianliyoumingdehunhunwulai，yibanrengenbenrebuqita，suoyizhinenggentahaoshuohaoshangliang，jueduibunenglaiyingde。
cuntoubumailaobandezhang：“niyikouyigexiongdi，sheigennishixiongdi？nitamasheiya？wogaosuni，maliubaneigexiaoniujiwojiaochulai，rangtahaohaogenwowanwan，rangwogaoxingle，zenmeyangdouxing。niyaoshirangwobugaoxingle，wotamazalenidefandian，nixinbuxin？”
nvfuyuanjiushiyigeputonglaobande，laobanyebukenengrangbierenqifuta，hekuangzheigenvfuyuanyoushilaobandezhinv，laobannanengyicuntoude。
“jintiangesazheidunfanwoqinglehaibuxingma？nijiufangguotaba，tahaishigehaizi……”
“nitamafeihuazhenduo！”cuntouhuishenchaoqiyigepijiupingzijiuzazailelaobandenaodaishang，dangshijiuchuxuele。
jiandaozheiyimu，qitazhuoshangchifanderen，hedequandouzhanqilaipaodaoshouyintaijiezhangzouren。
cishizhenggefanguanlichulelianggedazhangtoufaneiyizhuowai，haiyoulianggerenmeiyoudong，yigeshishigeng，yigeshikaojiaoluodezhuoqianzuozheyigeren。
shigengqifenbuyi，nayouzheimeqifurende，cuntouyetaikuangle！
jiuzaishigengzhuomoyaobuyaotingshenerchu，badaoxiangzhudeshihou，zuozaikaojiaoluodeneizhangzhuoqianderenzhanleqilai。
cirenershiwusuidenianji，nongmeidayan，fangtoufanglian，shengaozaiyimibawuzuoyou，hubeixiongyao，feichangqiangzhuang。
tahuanghuangdangdangdechaocuntouzouleguoqu，zaiyucuntoucajianerguoshi，shigengzhuyidaotamingxianguyizhuangleyixiacuntoudejianbang。zheiyixiakansiqingmiaodanxie，meizenmeshijing，quebacuntouzhuanglelieju，chadianmeishuaidao。
budengcuntouxianfazuo，dahanlvxianfanan：“ai，nidangwoluganshenmeya？haogoukebudanglu。”
“nitamaganzhuangwo，zhaosi！”
cuntouzuanzheshouzhongdebanjiejiupingjiuchaodahancileguoqu，dahanbuhuangbumang，xianghoutuileyibubianduokaile。
“nidangwoluyejiusuanle，haigandaren，niyetaichangkuangle！”
“laozijiuzheimekuang！jintiannongsini！”
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