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“好！”
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他茫然的看着陆飞。
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“womeishier，ou……”
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zhulaoshanglufeidejianbangshangpailepai。
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“好了。”
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zhulaojidongdewozhulelufeideshou。
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陆飞询问道。
“jintianyoushenmehaoshierma？”
“看你心情不错。”
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不仅如此。
haiyoukenengchengweigujiadejiebanren！
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