zhurengongjiaoliyiliuruyideshumingjiao《liyichuanyuexiaoyaoxiaoshusheng》，shizuozherongxiaorongqingxinchuangzuodeyibenchuanyuezhongshengfenggedexiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：21shijigongkenan，chuanyuegudaichengweiyimingqiongshusheng。danaolimianjuranzhuangzheyigetushuguan，gezhongzhishiyingyoujinyou！zheibeizibushuofenghoubaixiang，zenmeyededanggedaguanwanwanba？yingzhechushengdechaoyang，liyifaxiahongyuan，yonggandemaichulezaizheigeshijiedediyibu。“zhanzhu！”gaotoudamazhishang，yijuesenvzishenzhejingzhuang，xixidaliangyifan，sushouqinghui：“bangle！”shenhoudexiongeshanzeiyiyongershang……dongfang......
yizhangzhuozi，fenzuosimian。
liyideduimianshimoguixiaoyiziliuruyi，liangcefenbieshiyahuanxiaohuanhezhinengkanbunengpengdemeinvlaopoliuruyi。
zhuopangguangcaizhaoren，daxiaosanweimeinv，yiweibiyiweiqingchengguose，erliyiquewuxinxinshang，tazhengkanzhezijimianqiandeyiwansumianfadai。
shuoshisumian……jiuzhendezhishisumianeryi。
wanlichulebaihuahuademiantiao，meiyouyidianqitadeyanse，liyinaqikuaizichangleyixiaokou，shenmeweidaoyemeiyou，zuilidoukuaidanchuniaolaile……
这就是四人的午饭。
youyidianchihuoqingxiangdeliyi，duiyushiwudeyaoqiubenlaijiubudi，mianduiyanqiandezheiyiwan“sumian”，jiusuanshitadeduziyijinghenele，yetibuqitaiduodeweikou。
zhuantoukanlekanshenpangdesanren，juranhainengchideneimedejinjinyouwei，pangbiandexiaoyahuanmanlianxingfuyangyi，sihuzhiyaonengtianbaoduzijiushiyijianzhidegaoxingdeshiqing。
xiaohuanchuleshiliuruyidetieshenyahuanzhiwai，hai**zhebaomuchuniangyijibaojiedeshenfen，dongtianlehuoxuhaikeyidangzuonuanchuangyatoushihuan，liyikanzhetawanlishaodekeliandemiantiao，jiangzijiwanlidemianboleyibanjita。
shiwuliusuidexiaoyatou，zhengshizhangshentideshihou，chidezheimeshaozenmexing？
huranbeiliyiduozoulewan，xiaoyatoulengleyixia，“guye……”lianggeziganggangshuochukou，liyiyijingbohaolemian，jiangwanzhongxinfangzailetademianqian。
“wobue，niduochidian……”shenshouroulerouxiaoyahuandenaodai，yijuhuagangshuochukou，duzilimianhuranchuanlaileyizhenguguaideshengyin。
sanrendoutaiqitou，yongqiguaideyanshenkanzheta，liyiliansebuyoudeyihong，duanqizijidewansanxiawuchuerjiejuediaowanlideshiwu，“wochibaole！”
kanzheliyiyouxielangbeilikaideshenying，liuruyijiujiuningwang，meimuzhongduoleyixiecongweiyouguodedongxi。
shenbiandeliuruyipielepiezui，kandaozaiyipanggandongdexuanranyuqidexiaoyahuan，xianglaidoushiyifushenmedoubuzaihuyangzideqiaolian，wuyidegoulechuyigerouhedehudu。
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mingjiaoxiaohuandeyahuan，dengzheyishuangdayanjing，kanzheconggangcaichiwanfanzhihoujiuyitouzuanjinchufang，buzhidaozaimangxieshenmedeguye，xinlimianyouxiexiaoxiaodebuan。
zaitaxiaoxiaodexinlingli，guyeshidushuren，dushurenjiuyaoyuanlichufangzheixiezhiyounvzicaishihechuxiandedifang，dangran，xiaoyatougengpadeshiguyelangfeiliangshi，jialideliangshibenjiubuduo，jingbuqirenhedelangfei。
haozaizhanzaimenkoutoumiaodexiaoyahuanbingmeiyoukandaoguyeyoushenmeqitadejudong，xinxiashaoanshi，liyiyijingcongchufanglimianzoulechulai。
liyizuozaimenqiandeyikuaidashitoushang，danshoutuosai，wangzhetiankongfadai。
tayemeiyouxiangdao，nuodadeyigeshanzhai，juranlianzhaizhujialidouguodezheimejiongpo，xianglaiqitarendeshenghuoyinggaiyechabuduo，huoxuhaiyaogengchayixie。
buguoxiangxianghuishizheiyangdeqingkuangyebuchuqi，fangzhehaohaodeshanzeibuzuo，feiyaoqudangliangmin，yiqianmeishenmedongxilekeyiquqiang，xianzaizhinengzijidongshou，zaizheiyangdeniandai，wanquanyikaozhongdishengcundeputonglaobaixing，nenggouzhengzhazhehuoxiaqubuzhiyuesi，jiuyijingshitamendezuigaolixiangle。
“呸！”
zhengdangliyixinzhongxiangzhezenmecainenggaishanyixiadangqiandeshenghuo，zuiqimayeyaomaixiangchichuanbuchoudexiaokangshuipingshi，yikounongtandourancongcemianfeilai，ruobushitajianjishandekuai，zheiexinrendedongxikongpajiuhuiluodaotadeshenshang。
niutoumengdiyikan，faxianneigejianguoyicidezhongnianfurenzhengzhanzaiyipang，yilianbuxiedewangzheta，sihushiyinweiliyigangcaiduokaileneiyixia，yizhangjinhubiaozhunyuanxingdelianshangshaoshaoyouxieshiwangzhise。
哼！
zhongnianfurenzhishiluguo，lenghengleyishengzhihou，niudongyuanzhuxingdeyaozhizoujinlegebidewuzi。
liyikanzheneishuitongyaodefurenzouyuan，lianshangkaishibiandeyouxiebutaihaokan。
duiyuzheigedazijilaopozhuyideqiuxingfunv，liyidangranshimeiyoushenmehaoyinxiangde，rujinjianzijimeiyouzhudongdequzhaoreta，tajuranxiangyaoansuanziji，shigenanrendourenshoubulezheiyangdechiru。
砰！
buyuanchu，neinvrencongfanglichulai，zhuaqiyidabamailirengzaileyuanzili，zuilimamalieliedehanlejiju。
“quniandeposhoucheng，rendoumeiyouduoyudedongxichi，yaoshizaibuxiadan，jiubanimenyigegedouzaile！”
neifurenjinlewuzizhihou，liyikanzheduifangjiamenqiansanyangdeji，zuijiaozhujiandegouqileyisihudu。
“xiaohuan，jialiyoumeiyoufengyifudexian，jiwonayidianguolai。”
xiaoyahuanlengleyixia，ranhoucaixiaoshengdeshuodao：“you……youde。”
一刻钟之后……
shuzhijiayangdemujihuangdongzhebenzhuodeshenti，zuibayizhuoyizhuo，zaidishangxunzhaoloudiaodemaili，huoxuqizhonghaiyouneimejizhixinzhongzhengzhoumazhelinsedezhuren，jiyaojixiadanhaibujijichifan，niyiweidanshipingkongbengchulaidea？
huranjian，yigebaisedemiantuan，congmouchujiaoluolimianfeilechulai，zaidishanggunlejiquanzhihou，zhongyutinglexialai。
yizhitixingzuiweizhuangshuodemuji，xiaoxiaodeyanjinglimianmengdishechuguangmang，huitousiguleyixia，faxianhaimeiyoutongbanzhuyidaozheilideyiyang，xinzhongyixi，zhuangzuoruowuqishi，huanghuangyouyoudemaizhexiaobuziduoleguoqu……
zoudaoneimiantuangenqiandeshihou，gangyaotantouquzhuo，neimiantuanquehuranxiangqiangunleyiduanjuli。
cuibujifangzhixiazhuolegekong，mujixiangqianjibuzhengyaozhuodierxia，neimiantuanzaicixiangqianmianyidongleyiduanjuli。
jiuzheiyang，ershenniangjiademouyizhiji，zaiyigexiaoxiaomiantuandeyinyouzhixia，zhongyuzoushanglejishengbuguilu……
zhaizihoumiandeyichushanjian。
shuliandeshajibamao，qinglineizang，xianggejiqiannian，liyiqueyidiandoubushousheng，weiyiyouxiebutaishunlidejiushimeiyoureshui，bamaodeshihouhaofeilebushaodeshijian，haozaizongdeguochenghaisuanshunli……
chileliangdunmeiyouyoushuidefan，zheicizhongyukeyikaikaihunxingle。
jingguolezheiyifandongzuo，shenshangdeweidaoyouxiebutaihaowen，liyizaixibianjiandandexileyigezao，daidaotianseanxialaizhihou，caiyongzaojiuzhunbeihaodecubujiangchuliwanbidejibaoqilai，linzaishoushang，youzaiyouzaidexiangzhezhaizilimianzouqu。
“guye，niqunalile？”
ganggangzoujinyuanzi，yijingzaizheilidengdaiduoshidexiaohuanjiulikepaoleshanglai，xiaolianshangmanshizheji。
“xianlaiwushi，chuquzouzou。”
“这是什么？”
xiaoyahuanzhizheliyishoulidebubaohaoqiwendao。
“e……gangcaichuqusanbudeshihou，jiandaoleyizhishanji……”liyisuikoudefuyanleyiju。
“shanji？”xiaoyahuandeqiaolianshangfuxianchuhaoqizhise，zhaizifujindeshanjizaojiubeidawanle，guyeyemeiyouchuzhaizi，shizainalijiandaode？
chufanglimian，dengliyidakaibubao，xiaoyahuandunshiyouxieshayan。
youzhangde……zheimefeideshanjima？
erqie，bujinshentishangdeyumaomeile，haibeikaitangpofu，zheizhishanjizaisilezhihou，daodihaizaoshouleshenmeyangdezhemo？
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