zhangyuansunjiaoshinabuxiaoshuozhongdezhujiao?gaizuomingwei《lingyidoushi:wokaichuzuchechengguifanzile》,shiyibenxiandaifenggededoushishenghuozuopin,shidashen“woyaolang”deranqingzhizuo,zhujiaoshizhangyuansunjiao,gaishuwei:jiantashuobanjiehua,wosuoxingbuwenle。henkuai,heizizijibiebuzhule:“santianhou,zanliangkaizhezheiliangchequjiangbian,zuoyibimaimai,duifangrencheburenren;shichengzhihou……
“黑子?”
wozuoqishenlai,ganjinguoqukaimen,duizhetajiushiyiquan:“nixiaozizongsuanhuilaile!”
“累死了!”
“先让我歇会儿!”
heizizuozaishafashang,yikouqiguanleyipingkuangquanshui,ranhoubazuiyimo,yanbabadikanzhewo:“chezi……meimaiba?”
zheipoche,jiworelebuxiaodemafan!
woguyiyaozhengheiziyixia,songlesongjianshuo:“buhaoyisi,yijingmaile!”
“什么?”
tingdaozheihua,heizizhijiebianlian,zhanqilaizhuazhewodeyifu,xiesidilidao:“sheitamarangnimaide?wobushishuole,dengwohuilaima!”
woshuo:“cheshilaozihuaqianmaide,laozixiangmaijiumai!”
“你……”
heiziqijibaihuai,“peng”deyiquanzazaiqiangshang,shoubeixianxuezhiliu。
womeixiangdaoheizihuiyouzheimedadefanying,ganjinnachucheyaochi,zaitayanqianhuanglehuang。
“嗯?”
kandaozheibayaochi,heizilikezhuannuweixi:“tamade,nihesiwole!”
woshuo:“daodishenmeqingkuanga?ruguoxiawuwobachemaile,zhendehuisi?”
heiziyaoleyaotou:“neishiwohehunide!”
jinjiezhe,tahuayinyizhuan:“danhuibisilehainanshou!”
wobujiedao:“shenmeyisi?”
heizishuo:“zanliangnengbunengfacai、nengbunengzailvtengshizhaxiagenlai,doukaozheiliangchele!”
heizizheirenshenmedouhao,jiushixihuanmaiguanzi。
jiantashuobanjiehua,wosuoxingbuwenle。
henkuai,heizizijibiebuzhule:“santianhou,zanliangkaizhezheiliangchequjiangbian,zuoyibimaimai,duifangrencheburenren;shichengzhihou,fenni……yibaiwan!”
“一百万?”
woxinliyijing:“quedingshirenminbi?”
“废话!”
heizimielewoyiyan:“nanbuchengshimingbi?”
tidaomingbi,wokejiuyouhuashuole!
jiezhe,wobazheiliangtianfashengdeshiqing,yiwuyishigaosuleheizi。
benyiweiheizihuihenjingya。
meixiangdao,tabiaoqingxiangdangpingjing。
bu,queqiedishuo,shiyoudianjidong!
dengwoshuowan,heizibujibumandao:“benlaiwohaidanxin,nibuganzuozheibimaimai,danjiranniyijingjianguotale,neijiuhaobanle!”
woyouxiechayi:“nishuodezheibimaimai,buhuiheneigenvguiyouguanba?”
heizidianlediantou:“shijieshangbujinyourenfanzi,qishihaiyouguifanzi!zanmenzheiciyaozuodemaimai,jiushizhuozhusunjiaoneigejianren,maijimaijia!”
“去去去!”
tingheizizheimeshuo,wodunshixingququanwu。
捉女鬼?
那不是找死么!
duifangbulaizhaowo,douyaoshaogaoxiangle!
heizidaoyemeiyouquanwo,shuo:“jihuijinile,ganbugansuini!danzheiliangche,wodexiankaizou,jiaoyideshihouhaideyong!”
“凭什么?”
“zheichekeshiwozhenjinbaiyinmaide!”
“nixiangyongyexing,baqiankuaiqianhaijiwo!”
heiziyouchoulewoyiyan:“woyaoshiyoubaqiankuaiqian,dangshiyebuhuibachemaijinile!dannifangxin,santianzhihou,wofennibawan!”
“不行!”
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