zuozhe“huadousanshao”chuangzuodedoushishenghuowen《longyinjiuxiao》，shuzhongdezhuyaojiaosefenbieshiyefeiyexiaoying，xiangxineirongjieshao：binkedoushiyiliandehuangzhang，zhijieluanchengleyituan。sunjiarenquanbudouzoulechulai，jiujiandaoyefeidemianqian，zhanzheyigeshenchuanxuehongqunzidenvren，tazuiliyaozheyigentou……
第2章
“听见没有？”
“啊？”
lixuelianchongshangqian，yibachezhuyexiaoyingdetoufa，tafachuyishengcierdecanjiao，yanlimanshijuewang。
zheishi，yigemanliancangbai，zouludouyouxiedianbo，chuanzhebinghaofudezhongnianfunv，liangqiangchonglejinlai。
jiandaoyexiaoyingtangzaidishang，yixiashangqulouzhuleta。
“xiaoying，xiaoying，nimeishiba……”
“ma，nizenmexiachuangle……”
yexiaoyingyilianhuangzhang，yanqianzheirenzhengshiyefeidemuqinhuangqiuping，tadeleweiai，zhinengzaichuangshangxiuyang，xujiumeixiaguochuang。
zidayefeiruyuzhihou，tadejingshenzhuangtaiyeyouxiebuhao。
kanzhenverlianshangdeshanghen，huangqiupingshanranleixia，zhuantoubianchaozhelixueliandahandao：“ni……nizheigeshexiedufu！xiaoyingshinidezhinv，nijingganrucibita？jiubupawoerzihuilaizhaonisuanzhangma？”
“e？nierzi？hahahahaha……”
lixuelianrenbuzhujixiaoleqilai：“nishibushiwangle，neitiaoyegouwunianqianjiubeipanlesixing！haisuanzhang？zhaotadehunlaisuanzhangba！”
“sixing？”huangqiupingyixiahuangleshen：“bu，bukeneng，bukenengshisixing，woerzizenmekannengsixing……”
“ma，manibiejidong。”yexiaoyingjianzhuang，yegubudelianshangdetengtong，lianmangjiangmuqinbaoqi，buduanpaizhetadejibei。
“woerzi，woerzizenmekenengsile？”huangqiupinglianseyufacangbai，yanliyeyongchulehenyi，zhuantoubiankanxianglelixuelian。
“yidingshinihaisilewoerzi，nizheigedufu！”
shuowan，tajingranzhijiechaozhelixuelianpuleshangqu。
“jianponiang，nixiangganshenme？”
lixuelianjianjiaoyisheng，shenshouyongliyitui，jiujianghuangqiupingneicuiruodeshenqu，tuidaoleyipangdeqiangbishang。
砰。
一声轻响。
huangqiupingdeetoushang，maochuleyidaohongsedexueyin，shenqugengshiyaoyaoyuzhui，huangdongleliangxia，jiudaozailedishang。
“妈！”
“妈你怎么了！”
yexiaoyingmanlianleishui，yibapaodaohuangqiupingmianqian，jiangtabaorulehuaili，xiangyigejuewangdehaiziban。
“jianponiang，laoniangyishendoushimingpaihuo，shinizheitiaojianmingnengpengdema？”lixuelianehenhenmanma，zuoshijiuyaotaishouda。
“zhushou！nizhushou！biepengwoma！”yexiaoyingdashengsihou，chedishiqulefankangliqi：“wodayingni，dabomu，wodayingni，wodayingjiajisunshao……”
lixuelianzheicaimanyidishouqileshou，lengbingbingshuodao：“zheihaichabuduo，yanglenimenzheiyijiafeiwuwunian，yegaishinimenchulideshihoule！”
“nizheifushenzisuiranzhizhishiwankuai，danyaoshidanglesunshaoyangdexiaoqie，woyeshijituan，jiunengmanmanfanshenle！”
benshiyefeichuangbandeyeshijituan，quebianchengletazuilidedongxi。
“来人！”
bieshuwaizoulailianggebaomu。
“jiwodaixiaqu，haoshengdabanyifan，，jinwanjiujiwosongdaosunfuqu，rangsunfuhaohaokankanwomendechengyi！”
“duile，biewangleyanmingtadechuzizhishen，jianwanyi，zaiyezonghuizuolezheimejiudetai，hainengbaocunzheichuzizhishen，zhenshiburongyi！”
“buguozheiyeshisunshaoyangkanshangnideziben！”
yexiaoyingbeihuanhuanfenkai，taleiliumanmian，kanzhezijidemuqin，beitaihuilefangjian，lianshangzhiyoujuewangdexiaorong。
“哥，再见。”
……
江南省，机场外。
yefeizuozaiyiliangheisedemaibaheshang，dandanbimuyangshen，mianqianshiyigechuanyidabandoujiqiyaoyandedongrennvzi，tagonggongjingjingdao：“qibingxiuluowang，yijingchadaole。”
“sunjiazichanguoyi，buguoshineijiangnandaoshang，paimingdiwushidedijiqiye，beihouyoujiangnandaoqidajiazufuchideyingzi。”
“neisunshaoyang，zhibuguoshiyigewankubale，dansuanshisunjiaweiyidejichengren。”
“zhei，shininmeimeihefumudezhaopian。”
nvrenmingwei“xueyue”，naiguoneizuidadeshashouzuzhi“x”delaoda。
tasinianqianru“kunlong”jianyu，weiyefeisuozhefu，congneizhihou，bianxinganqingyuanzhuisuita，buguantazaina，xueyuedoucunbubuli。
yefeizaitonglingzhenggejianyuzhihou，jiuanzhongjiangtasonghuileguonei，bangzhutazhongxinshoulongdipan。
jieguoneizhiyushoudiguolaidezhaopian，yefeifumozhebiaomian，shensejiweiwenrou，kandexueyuexintouyizhan。
tacongwei，congweizaiyefeidelianshang，jiandaoguoruciwenroudeyanshen，bishideyefei，zhiyaoyuqiduishi，bianganjueshenhundouweizhizhandong。
kexianzai，yefeideyanshenjiuhaoxiangkanzhezhiai……
但下一秒。
嗖！
yigushayi，shunjianmimanzaichenei，xueyuezhiganjuehunshendoubeibinghanbaoguozhe，tazhanshengshuodao：“wang，wodewang，xinu。”
yefeiquantoujinwo，kanzhezhaopianshang，tangzaibingchuangshanggushouruchaidefumu，haiyouqiangxinghuanshangyishenxingganwaiyideyexiaoying，tanule。
wunianqiantalikaideshihou，fumumingminghainengxiadizoulu，yuanyuanmeiyouzheibanxuruo。
erwunianqiandemeimei，yecaizhiyou16sui，liangaozhongdouhaimeiyouduwan，rujinzheigenianjibengaizaidaxuelizizibujuan……
yefeiyiziyijuwendao：“xueyue，gaosuwo，wodefumuhemeimei，zheixienianlaifashengleshenmeshi？”
“weihewotongguoyunzuoliujitamendeyidabizichan，hairangtamenbianchenglezheiyang？”
xueyueyanlekoutuomo，buganweikangxiuluowangdemingling，xiaoxinyiyihuidadao：“qibingwangshang，zheishiyinweinindedabo，haiyouzhuduoyeshizisun，qiangxingjiangninliuxialaidezichan，quanbujinxingleguafen……”
“ernindefumuhenindemeimei，yidianyemeiyoushengxia……”
“nindaboheqiziduozouleninliujifumuhemeimeidebieshu，suiranshouliuletamen，danmeirimeiyedeqifuzhetamen，jingchangruyongrenyibandama。”
“此外……”
yefeijingjingtingzhexueyuejiangsuoyoushiqinghuibaowanbi，shenshangdeshayiyeyuelaiyuezhong，rangxueyuezheigesharenrumadenvmotou，douchuanbuguoqilai。
“wozhenshigewangbadan。”
“ruguobushiwo，tamenzenmehuiguoderucizhican？”
tongyang，yefeidexinzhongyemanshizize，ruguobushizijiwunianqian，yinyuanquerruyu，genbenlaibujijiaodaizhushi，yeshijituanyebuhuibianchengzheifuguiyangzi。
“zheibangqinqi，yigedoubiexiangtao！”
“wohuiyigeyigeqingsuan！”
yefeiyaoyaqiechi，zijideguoshiyihuishi，qitaneixiefanlianburenrendeqinqi，zuodeweimianyetaiguoleyixie！
youqishidabozheiyijia，dangchuchuangbanyeshijituanzhishi，tataiguonianjijiuqing，dezhidaboyiqiankaiguogongsi，bianjiangtaqinglaidangzongjingli！
meixiangdaoameixiangdao，tajuranruciduidaizijidefumuhemeimei……
“wangshang，wodeshouxiachuanlailezuixinxiaoxi，ninmeimeizainindabomudebipozhixia，dayingjiajilesunshaoyang！”
“jinwan，jiushijubanhunlizhishi！”
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