doushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《longyusihai》shi“qinglong”dadadeyuanchuangjiazuo，gaishuyichuyangqinyunweizhujiao，zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou：“jiushi，nidonggepia，biebanipingshijimuzhuchanhouhulineitaonachulaidiurenxianyan，tiantuxueshidaxue，nixiangbalinyeyehaisime！”yinqingshuyenuchidao。……
第19章
次日中午。
linjiabieshumenqian，haocheyunji。
jiangzhoudefujiazidi，fenfenqijuyuci。
jintianlinjiajiangweiyiweishenmirenwu，jubanyichangjiangzhouzuiweishengdadejiuhui。
zaimenkouyousanshiduominganjianrenyuan，meirenshoulidoulinzheyitiaojinshudegoulianzi。
tamenfuzechayanruchanghan，yanchenghunshuimoyuzhe。
chuyangyedachelaidaolinjiabieshumenqian，kandaolemenkoupaiqidezhangzhangdeduiwu。
qizhongjiuyouqinlaotaitai、panhong、qinyun、majianzheisiren。
qinjiarenyanzhongzhiyouliyi，qiantianqindahaicaigangzhongbingzhuyuan，erqinjiarenqueyigegemeixinmeifeisidelaicanjiajiuhui，lianshanghaidouguazhejidongdexiaorong。
erqinyaohejiangshaolongbingbuzaidangchang，gujishiyijingjinqule。
qinyunhemajiantamenyezhuyidaolechuyang，jirendelianshangshunjianluchujifengdexiaorong。
“zeze，zheibushichudadiaosime，cengxicengshangyinle，zenmelianlinjiadejiuhuinidougancenga。”
“chuyangnizhenshihuonile，zheikeshilinjia，nicengdeqima？”
“baoyangnideernaidoubuganlai，nilaizheilicoushenmerenao，meiyouruchanghannijiuzaiwaimianhaohaokanzheba！”
chuyangsaoshiyiyanqinjiazhongren，dandankaikou：“sheishuowoshilaicengjiuxide，woshilinjiayaoqingdejiabin。”
cihuayichu，qinyunshuangshouhuanxiong，manliandemieshi：“qie！jiuni？zheichangjiuhuikebushishenmeamaoagoudounengcanjiade，laidedoushixiangwomenqinjiazheiyangdequangui，niameiyouruchanghanjiuzaiwaimiankanzheba！”
tingqinyunzheikouqi，buzhidaodehaiyiweijiangzhoudejiazuyouchulegehouqizhixiuni。
majianshoulijiazheyigenruanzhonghua，manlianbiyizhise：“zhenganwangzijilianshangtiejina，jiunizheizhonglajiyepeichengweilinjiadejiabin？jianzhitiandadexiaohua！”
qinjiayuchuyangdeduizhi，yeyinlailezhouweiqitarendeweiguan。
zaizhongrenyanli，chuyangjianzhijiushiyigedashaque。
linjia，jiangzhoumingmen，beijingshenhou，zenmekenengqingyigebeixiuledeshangmennvxudangjiabin，zheibushichunchedanme。
“zenme，qiantianbeiwodademanlianshixue，haixiangrangwojinilaijiquan？”chuyangkanzhelianshanghaiguazhecaidemajianlengxiao。
“ni！ni！nigan！”majianqijibaihuai，shengyinyouxiezhandoudehoudao：“zheishizailinjiamenqian，jieshigedanziniyebuganfangsi！”
shuoshihua，majianxinlihaizhenpachuyangzaijitalaiyiquan。
tashizaigaobudong，caijitianeryi，zijiyijingwanquanbushichuyangdeduishoule。
cishichuyangmuguangbinglengdao：“woxiangshoushinizheizhongshubeisuishidoukeyi，danwoyijingyongquantoudaguoniyici，xianzaizaiyongquantougenbenmeiyourenhechengjiugan！”
dangmajiantingdaozheihua，yiweichuyangzhendebuganzailinjiamenkoudaren，bianxiaozhangdekuangxiaoqilai：“hahaha，woliangniyebugansaye！”
erqinyunyeyufadesiwujidan，tayifuxiaorendezhidemoyangdao：“chuyang，nishibushishifenyanchanwomenshoulideruchanghana，wojiuxihuankannixiangjinyoujinbuqudeyangzi，hahahaha。”
shuowan，qinyunyangleyangshoulineizhangtangjinderuchanghan，neibiaoqingjianzhimeifeisewu。
panhongzeyongyanedeyanshenkanxiangzheigecengjingdenvxu，tiaoxindao：“zuotianzaiyiyuannibushitingxiaozhangdeme，haizhaolegezaolaotouziyannitudi，maochongdashi，jintianzenmejiuzheidiannengnaile，liancanjiajiuhuidezigedoumeiyouleni！”
qinlaotaitaigengshizhiyan：“zanmenhaishilitayuandian，ruguorangneixiejiangzhouquanguimen，zhidaowomenhezheizhongshehuidicengrenshi，huiladizanmendeshenjia。”
chuyangkanzheqinjianeiyizhangzhangxiaozhangdemiankong，taquedandanyixiao：“sheigaosunimencanjiajiuhuijiuyidingxuyaoruchanghande，wogenbenyongbuzhe。”
jinjiezhe，chuyanghuafengyizhuan：“ernimen，jibianshounaruchanghan，yegenbenjinbuqu，yinweineishijiade！”
qinjiarenfenfenchizhiyibi。
“xingle，nijiubiechuiniule，yebuxianganga。”panhongyilianxianqidao。
“zheishazizhengtianzuobairimeng，biedalita。”qinlaotaitaipiepiezui。
qinyunquedao：“bie，rangtajin，wodaoyaokankantazenmejinqu！”
majianyezaiyipangfuhedao：“yunyunshuodedui，zheihuobushichuiniubime，youzhongjiujinqu，wojiubuxinmenkoubaoandabusita！”
qinjiazhongrendouzaidengzhekanchuyangdexiaohua。
chuyangmaizhedandingdebuzi，zhijiezoulejinqu，changtongwuzu。
ermenkouneixiefuzechayanruchanghandeanjianrenyuan，genbenjiumeiyouyaoqiuchuyangchushiruchanghan，jiuzheimefangchuyangqingsongtongguo。
zheiyimu，zheshijingdailezhongren。
erqinjiarengengshidangchangshihua。
“ta......tazenmezhijiejiujinqule？”
chuyangjiuzheimezhanzaiqinjiarendeduimian，zhongjiangezheyidaodaoweilan。
tazuijiaogouqiyimoqingxiao：“nikan，womeishuocuoba，wozhendebuxuyaoruchanghan。”
qinyundefeidoukuaiqizhale，zhizhedahanchuyangdao：“baoan，tameiruchanghan，ganjinjiangtahongchuqua！”
majianzeqidexiangemeishandehouzibanziyaliezui，duizhebaoanfahaoshiling：“nimenjigeshichibaishidema？anjiangongzuozuodeyetaibudaoweile，nimenzuihaolikejiangtahongchuqu，fouzewobaogaojilinjiajiazhu！”
panhongtuomoxingziluanfei：“baoan，ganjinanzhuta，bierangtapaole！”
qinlaotaitaishoulihuiwuzheguaigun，yejidongdedahan：“kuaikuaikuai，zhuazhuta，qianwanbunengrangtamenghunguoguana！”
raner，shushimingbaoanxiangkanshuahouyiyangkanzheqinjiaren，genbenmeiyouduichuyangcaiqurenhexingdong。
“nimenzheixieanjianhebaoandaodizenmehuishi？zheimeyigedahuorenkanbudaoma？！”majianzhiwendao。
qizhong，weishoudeyimingbaoanyongburongzhiyideyuqihuiying：“zheiweishilinlaoxianshengdeguibin，ruguonimenyoushenmeyiwen，quzhaolinlao！”
tingdaobaoandedafu，qinjiarenzaicizhenjing。
jingdezuibazhangkaishenzhidounengsaijinyigequantou。
“shenme？nandaochuyangzhenshilinlaoqingdeguibin？”
“bububu！zheijueduibukeneng！”
“pingshenmea？wobuxiangxin！”
tamendexintaizhijiezhale。
dongpinxicou，maichemaifang，shenzhilianlaotaitaideguancaibendounachulai，coulewubaiwan，caimaileruchanghanhuodecanjiajiuhuidezige。
erxiridefeiwunvxu，jingranyifenqianmeihua，lianruchanghandoubuxuyao，jiunengqingsongcanjia。
zheitamahuansheisheibuzhaa！
然而这只是开始。
majianyiqizhixia，taijiaojiuyaochuanmenerru。
buliaolikebeibaoanlanlexialai。
“nibunengjinqu！”yiminganjianyongdiangundizhetadexiongkou。
“pingshenmebunengjin？”majianshoulihuangdongzheruchanghan，qifendeshuodao：“nimenkanqingle，zheishishenme，zheikeshiruchanghan！”
“nizheishijiaderuchanghan，buderunei！”anjianzhandingjietiedehuida。
tingdaozheihua，majianheqinjiarendoushunjianjile。
“bukeneng！womenhuawubaiwancongnimenlinshijituanneibuqudaomaide，jueduihuozhenjiashi！”
“jiushi，dengdanidegouyanhaohaokankan，zheitamadaodishibushizhende！”
“nimenshibushibeichuyangshoumaile，guyizuzhiwomencanjiajiuhuishiba！”
anjianbuxiangfeihua，zhiyandao：“nimenruchanghanshangmiandedegangyinyikanjiushijiade，womenbukenengnazheizhongshikaiwanxiao，linjiajubanzheichangshengdajiuhuihaozijuda，weifangzhiyouxinzhirendaoluan，juedingyanchenghunshuimoyuzhe！”
“a？shenme？nishuowomenhuawubaiwanmaideruchanghanshijiade，nishibushigaocuole？”panhonglianmangzhuiwen。
qinlaotaitaixinzangjianzhidouyaochengshoubuzhule，tawuzhexiongkoudao：“bukenengshijiade，jueduibukeneng，wubaiwana，weilemairuchanghanwolianguancaibendounachulaile！”
qinyunzhuakuangdechongzheanjianhoudao：“fang**pi，womenhuawubaiwanmaidezenhuiyoujia，nimenningkenduichuyangfangxing，doubufangwomenzheixiehualezhenjinbaiyindejinqu，jianzhixialeyan！”
jinjiezheqinyunyouduiqinlaotaitaihepanhongdao：“nainai，ma，zanmenbuyongpa，shaolongjiefushijiangjiadashaoye，woxiangxintamenbuganbazanmenzenmezhede。”
“duiduidui，wonvxushijiangjiadashaoye，nimenruoshigandongwoyigentoufasi，woyaonimenchibuledouzhezou！”panhongzhizheanjianrenyuanweixiedao。
majianyishoujiayan，yishouzhizhechuyangheanjianrenyuanmadao：“womajiazaijiangzhouneiyeshiyoutouyoulianderenwu，laozibufawei，nimentamashibuzhidaomawangyeyousanzhiyana！”
huayingangluo，quetingyishengcanhuchuanlai。
zhijianchuyanggezheyidaohulan，yizhanggaizaimajiandetouding，turuqilaidelilianglingmajianchengshoubuzhu，shunjianguizaidishang。
嗖！
chuyangzaicitanchuyizhishou，yibaduoguomajianshoulideneigenxiangyan，sisideanzaimajiandemeixinweizhi。
嘶嘶嘶——
又一声惨嚎发出。
majiandemeixinheranliuxiayidaozhangzhangdeyanba。
nimawangyededisanzhiyan，youwolaikai！
chuyangfushijiaoxiademajian，rutongfushiyizhilouyi。
“dangchuninayantoutangwodegebo，jintianwobangnikaiyan！”
majianhunshenzhandoubuzhi，lenghandashileshangyi。
suihou，chuyangsaoshiyiyanqinjiazhongren，lenglengkaikou：“menkouquejizhikanmengou，bazheijigehunshuimoyuderenshuanqilai，yijingxiaoyou！”
huayingangluo，neixieanjianbianqishuashualinchulegoulianzi。
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