• 章节目录

小说简介

duanpianyanqingwen《longzibaba》shigeweishuchongdebikanliangpin,zhujiaoyuanyuanjialidexingxiangbeikehuaderumusanfen,“xiaolang”dadawenbixini,juqingshifenhaokan,gaishuwei:「wonianjidalejiuxihuanzhucunli,chengshilirenshengdibushude,wobuqu。」wokanzhewobaneifusawanhuanghou,yanjingpiaohubudingxinxudemoyang,turanjuedehenkeai。……

精彩章节

1

cunlirenzuixihuanqifuwoba,yinweitashigelongzi,bingqietahaiyougeruanleijiushiwo。

tamenbawobazhuaqilaidaishangyanzhaorengdiaozhutingqi,yaogentawanmutourendeyouxi,shuyicijiuhuiaiyicida。

quandajiaotijianwobatengyunguoqu,tamenzaiciyongniaobatajiaoxing,rangtajiezhewan。

zaitamenxingfendejianjiaoshengzhong,wojianqidishangdegangjinyixiazilunzailingtourendenaodaishang:

「xiangwanyouxi?lai,wopeinimen。」

1.

jiamenkou,yiqunqibasuidexiaohaiweichengyiquanyongshouzhongdeshitouzaxiangtangzaizhongjiandeyigeren。

xiaohaidejianruidexiaoshengsihuyaocichuanwodeermo,tayijiaocaizaizhongjianneirendetoushang,shuangshouchayao:

「choulongzi,xiaoyeyouxishulexinqingbuhao,nanikaixinkaixin。tingshuoninverzaiwaidimai,daodishibushizhende?duoshaoqiana?wonengdiantama?」

zhongjianneirenfachuyishengmenheng,yinqixiaochushengmendeyizhenhongxiao:

「ninverzheijitianjiuyaohuilaile,jirantashizuoneigede,bufangyerangwomenlaiwanwan。」

qizhonglianggerenxixiaotuisang:

「nigenyigelongzishuozheimeduo,tanengtingjianma?takeyiyouxihaowanduole,jirantanveryaohuilaile,neijiuyiqiwanlebei!hahahahaha。」

xiaochushengmenfengyongshangqian,duizheneirenkaishiquandajiaoti,zhongjiandewuwushengjianjianruolexiaqu。

「dieshilongzi,nvershi**,hahahahahaha。」

longzi?wodedanaobaofachuyizhenwengming,limianderen,shiwoba!

zaigubudeqita,wochongguoquyibajiuzhuqizhongyirendelingzibatahenhenshuaizaidishang,bansuizhe「peng」diyishengjuxiangtatonghuchusheng,aiyouaiyoudijiaogebuting。

qitarenbeituranchuxiandewohedelengleshen,fenfensankai。

wobaneifucanpodeshentizhanxianzaiwodeyanqian。

yifushangzhanmanwuni,lianshang,bozishangshenzhisuoyouluchulaidedifangdouhunzhexuewu。

zaitadejiaobianshizhutingqidesuipian,wobashuangshoubaozhetouyidongbudong,zuiliqingqingnianzhewodexiaoming:

「yuanyuan,buyaoqifuyuanyuan。」

「爸!」

leishuizaiyankuanglihengchongzhizhuang,wopuguoquchanzhetadegebozuoqilai,zheicaikanqingtalianshangyouxuduohuahenxianhongciyan,youyanzhongle,ejiaochuqingleyidakuai。

tadingzhewolenglebantian,yongshoumoquhuzaizuoyanshangdenitucaishitanxingwenleyiju:

「圆圆回来了?」

「爸,是我。」

wokuzhediantou,congbaolifanchushizhijinqingqingcaqutalianshangdehui。

xiaochushengqishenpailepaishenshangzhanzhedetu,shengyinqingtiao:

「**jiushizheigelongzidenver?kandaonilaodiezheifuyangzixintengla?gaosuni,womenjingchangzheimewanta,ruguonixintengdehuajiuzijitita,womenlianxiangxiyuzheni!kendingbuhuiduinixiataizhongdeshou。」

「哈哈哈哈哈」

又是一阵哄笑声。

xiaochushengdeshouyijingchaowoshenleguolai,woxiantayibuyigebazhangshanzaitalianshang。

tadetoubeidadepianleguoqu,fuxianchuhongsedeyinji。

tawuzhelian,manqiangnuhuo:

「nizheigechou**,kanwobu......」

tahuahaimeishuowan,woduizhetadelianzuoyoukaigong,yixia,liangxia......shijigebazhangdalexiaquzhidaotadelianbeidachuxue,baiyanyifanyunleguoqu。

wojiuzhetadeyilingyoushiyigebazhangxiaqu,tabeidaxingle,wobataanzaidishang:

「nigangcaishuodehuawomeitingqing,zaishuoyibian。」

xiaochushengkaishidaku,zuilihanhanhunhundishuozheshenme。

woqiazhutadelian,xuecongtalianshangshenchulaizhanranzaiwodezhijian:

「shuoshenme?dadiansheng。」

「duibuqi,duibuqi,wuwuwu。」

tayanleibitihunchengyituan,kudeneijiaoyigecan。

xiaochushengsixinliefeidexiangwodaoqian,genwobaozhengyihouzaiyebuganle。

woniantahaixiao,buxianggentaguoduojijiao。yushisongkaishou,yijiaobatachuaikai,tawanghougunlejiquanranhouxunsupaqilaizhanzaineiqunhaizishenhou。

xiaochushenggangcaihaiqicandeshenqingyixiazibianle,tayanshenlidaizheedu:

「xiongdimenyiqishang,baletadeyifukantahaiganxiaozhang。」

wohaizaizhenjingtadeliansebianhuazhikuai,wobaturanzhanqishenyongneifucanpodeshentidangzaiwomianqian:

「圆圆别怕。」

tadeshentiyinweitengtongerkongzhibuzhudifadou,yuanbenkuankuodehoubeiyebiandegoulou,hounaoshaodebaifacitonglewodeyan。

yuanlaitayijingzheimelaole。

2.

wobanianqingshiganhuodekuangshangfashenglebaozha,tabeizhashangleerduo,kuangshangjilejibaikuaiqiandafaleta。

jigeyuehou,womashuoshiyaowaichudagongweijialijianqingfudan,wobakankanta,youkankanwo,diantoutongyile。

womayiqujiuzaiyemeihuilai。

houlaicunlirenmeirenhuijiaowobademingzi,doujiaotalaolongzi。

tamenhuiqiangwojiadedi,guyihuihuaiwojiazhongdeguoshu,dangwobagentamenjulilizhengshi,tamenhuihehuodata,erwoqueyinweihaipa,zhiganduozaijiaoluotoutoukanzhe。

danshizheiyici,wobuhuizairuanruole。

xiaochushengmenbawomenlianggeweiqilai:

「nizhongguishiyaozoude,nibayigelaotouzizijidaizaicunli,woquanjiayirenyigebazhangdounengdasita。」

「ruguonizijitaoshanggoulian,wobanishuanzaiwojiajiwodanggouwanliangtian,wojiukaolvfangguonimen,buzaizhaonibademafan。」

zheixiehuaxiangbianziyiyanghenhenchouzaiwoshenshang。

haixiangzhaowobademafan?haoa!burangtachidiankutouhaizhenshibuzhidaotiangaodihou。

wocongdishangjianqiyigenshouwancudemugun,zhijiechaohaizailiezuixiaodexiaochushengdaguoqu:

「laia!wodaoyaokankannimenhuizenmezhaowobademafan!」

buxingdeshi,xiaochushengbeitongbanyila,duoguoqule。

tahedetuidouruanle,yishuangyanjingehenhendidengzhewo:

「你疯了?」

budengtafanyingwoyoushiyibangzihuiguoqu,zheixiazhijiezazailetadejiantou。

suizhe「a」diyishengcanjiao,tayingshengdaodi。

mugunshishixinde,wodeliqiyoujida,ailewozheiyixiabuzaichuangshangtanggeqibatianshixiabulaide。

xiaochushengxiangshisilesidetangzaidishangyidongbudong,woyijiaotizaitaduzishang,tamenhengyishenghuanhuanzhengkaishuangyan。

meisijiuxing,yushiwochaozhetadehoubeiyoushiyijiao。

woyouxiehuxikunnan,zhijuedexiongqiangzhongdekongqijinshubeijiyachulai。

woneishanglenianji,erduotingbujiandebaba,juranyigerenmomorenshoulezheimedadeweiqu,danmeicidadianhuatazhihuishuoguodehenhao,cunminyezhaoguta。

duineixieconglaidoushieyimanmandecunminwojuranmeiyouyisihuaiyi,wogaisi,wozhendegaisi。

leishuidakedakedezazaidishang,wotaishouchouzijideerguang,yixia,liangxia......

neixiexiaochushengbeiwohedeyaosi,taiqidishangtangzhedeneigefeikuaidipaole。

wobawennuandezhangxinwozhulewo,tataishoucaquwolianshangdelei:

「eleba,bajinizuofanchi。」

3.

langtunhuyandichiwanfanhou,wocacazuishuo:

「ba,wozheicihuilaijiushixiangbanijiedaochengligenwoyiqishenghuo。」

「chengliganshadoufangbian,nimeishideshihoujiuqugongyuanliuliuwan。」

wobabawoxinmaidezhutingqidaizaierduoshang,youbufangxindiwangjinanlean:

「wonianjidalejiuxihuanzhucunli,chengshilirenshengdibushude,wobuqu。」

wokanzhewobaneifusawanhuanghou,yanjingpiaohubudingxinxudemoyang,turanjuedehenkeai。

cunlirendouqifuta,tacaibuhuixihuanzheili。

tazheimeshuojiushipajiwotianmafan。

wocuqimeitou,guzuoshangganditanlekouqi:

「ai,meitianshangbanshangdaoqibadian,xiabandaojialehaidezuofandasaoweisheng,haoleie!」

woshangxindiyaoyaotou,ranhoutoutouguanchawobadefanying。

taguoranzhejile,gouloudeyaoyixiazitingqilai:

「zheimexinku?neiwo......」

yuanzilituranchuanlaidedazahejiaomashengdaduanlewobajijiangshuochukoudehua。

「choulongzi,daizhenineige**nverjiwogunchulai。」

「jurangandawoerzi?zheihuinibupeiwogejiwankuaiqianzheishiermeiwan!」

「guangpeiqianyebuxing,nideguizaidishangxuegoujiao,jiwoerzihongkaixinle!」

yinggaishineigexiaochushengdefumuzhaolaile,guoranshiyoushenmeyangdefumujiuhuiyoushenmeyangdehaizi。

wocongshafashangmengdidanqilai,sixiazhangwangzhaodaoyigenganmianzhangwozaishouli,henbudexianzaijiudasuizheilianggerendeya。

「你坐下别动。」

gebobeiwobazuanzhu,taduiwoyaoyaotou,shiyiwobieguan。

liangrenzaiyuanzilijiaoxiaozhe:

「laodongxihaipaleba,zaoganmaqule?」

「nimenzaicunliwuqinwugude,haiganzheimeheng?baworejilezhijienongsinimen,wangshanliyireng,meirenhuizhidao。」

「peng」diyisheng,shibolisuiliedishengyin,yikuaizhuantoucongchuanghuwaibeirenglejinlai。

woxunsuchezhuwobadegebowanghouyiduo,zhuantoucazhewobadeerduofeiguoqu,bachajizalegefensui。

「laogong,nirengdezhenzhun,yaoshinengbaneigelaolongzizhijieganpaxiajiuhaole!hahahahaha。」

nvrenxianhongdezuichunchedelaoda,cierdexiaoshengcongtadehoulongzuanjinwodeerduo。

「neidangranle,huitouwodejiaojiaozanerzi,juranbeizheimeyigejiantizijiqifule,conglaidoushizhiyouzanmenqifubierendefen!」

4.

nuhuozhichongwodetianlinggai,wochongchuqushengsilijiedizhiwenliangren:

「wobashenmedoumeizuo!nimenweishenmeyaozheimeqifuta?mingmingshinimenerzixianwuruwoba,haiyongshitouzata,xianzaitashenshangquanshishangkou,nimendaodiyoumeiyouyanjing?youmeiyouxin?」

wozhendebumingbaitamenweishenmeyaozhuazheyigelaoshirenbufang!

nanrenbuxiedeqingxiaoyisheng:

「sheirangtazijineimeruode?zheigeshijiejiushiruorouqiangshi,ruozhehuogaibeiqifu,nimenyaoshishixiangdehuajiuyinggailaolaoshishichengshouzheiyiqie!」

「nibayiqianhaitinglaoshide,zenmeniyihuilaijiuzheimeduoshi?woerzidafanle,daleiletaziranjiuzoule。」

「jiushi,tayigexiaohainengyouduodaliqi?haiquanshishangkou,pashizijinongchulaixiangewomendeqianba,meimen!」

worenshizheigenanren,jiushigentabayiqihuihuaiwojiaguoshudejiali。

lianggerenyueshuoyuelaijing,taliangduishiyiyan:

「zenmeshoushizheigejiantizi?」

「maileba,tingshuoxianzaixingqingbucuo,zaishuotabenlaijiushiganzheigede,meitianfuwujishigeshuobudingtahaihuigenggaoxingni!hahahaha。」

jializhuantoukanjianwo,zeiliuliudeyanjingfanchuguang,cangyingsidecuoqileshou:

「huashuohuilai,zheiqueshishigejipin,maizhiqianwodexianshuangshuang!」

jirangoutongbule,hao!neiwojiurangnishuanggegou!

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