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huangxiuzhihentiebuchenggang，shuodao：“nvera，nizenmezheimesha，pingriqiangesanwuwandehetongdoudeqingrenchifanchangktv，genghekuangchengxishengtaiquzheizhongdongzheshangyidedaxiangmu。”
“zheishizuijibenderenqingshigu，renjiadouxianqizijideliwubugouguizhong，rubulelonggongzideyan。nidaohao，liangshoukongkongjiujinlaile。”
muwanqiuyilianweiqu，yanquanhonghongde：“nei，neizenmebana。”
mujianyeyouyudao：“yaobu，woquwaimianmailiangpingmaotai？”
huangxiuzhidama：“maigepi！longgongzishishenmejibiederenwu，nengkandeshangnizheiliangpingmaniao？”
“zheixiawanle，zheiciwomenmujiayaodiusirenle，xiangmugengshibuyongxiangle。”
muwanqiuyijiarenxinhuiyileng，fangfoyuliaodaozijidangzhongchuchoudeganga。
zheishi，xiaowuweishuodao：“wanqiu，buyongdanxin，xingxurenjialonggongzibuxihuansonglizheiyitaoni，renjiajiuxiganshishideren。”
“doushenmeshihoule，nihaiyouxinsikaiwanxiao，nengbunengbiedaoluanle。”muwanqiuqidezhiduojiao。
huangxiuzhiyemeihaoqidama：“nizheigefeiwudongshenme，nishuobuxihuanjiubuxihuan？niyiweinishilonggongzima。”
萧无畏笑了笑。
我就是。
duanduanshifenzhong，zhuxitaiqiandeliwuyijingduijirushanle。
jinyinyuqi，gudongzihua，angguidezhongcaoyaoyingyoujinyou。
shenzhihaiyousongpaoche、bieshude，feichangzhuangguan！
danheilongdeliansequeshiyixiazibinglengwubi，zhigougoudedingzhexianchangdebinke：“ganshenme？sheirangnimensonglide，buzhidaolonggongzizuitaoyande，jiushisonglifengcheng，zouhoumenlaguanxizheiyitaoma！”
“nimenshenmeyisi？shixiurulonggongzi，kanbuqilonggongzima！”
heilongzheiyidunhechi，baquanchangrendouhehuaile，yigegelianlianbaishou，naganyanyu。
tamennalizhidao，zheiweilonggongzishibushoulidea！
muwanqiuyewuzhuhongchun，jingyawubidewanglexiaowuweiyiyan。
“jingranzhenderangnishuozhongle？”
huangxiuzhibuxiepiepiezui：“zhuangzhuangyangzieryi，nijianguoyoubuchixingdemaoma？biedebushuo，jiusongshaoneilianggenwubainiancanwang，tajueduideshouxia——”
zheishi，songxingchenzhanchulaishuodao：“heilongjiangjun，huabunengzheimeshuoma，zheizhishidajiadeyifanxinyi，biaodaduilonggongzidezunjing，meibiedeyisi。”
“shia，yidianxinyieryi——”
众人连声附和。
“nibizui，zheilizuimeizigeshuohuadejiushini！”heilongzhizhesongxingchen，nuchiyisheng，ranghouzhehedezhidaduosuo。
“tamensongligurankehen，danhaodaidoushihuozhenjiashi，ernisongxingchen，quesongyiduilajijiahuo！”
heilongshuoba，zhijiebasongxingchensongdeneilianggenshoubeicuxiderencankacayishengbaiduan，rengdaodibanshang。
“kankan，zheishishenmewubainiancanwang，fenmingjiushiyiduisuiluobu，yongmingjiaozhanshangqude！”
“nisongzheizhonglajijilonggongzichi，shixiangdusitama？nimensongjia，juxinhezai！”
哗——
yishunjian，quanchangzhenjing，songxingchenshunjianbeiqianfusuozhi。
huangxiuzhiyeshunjianlaolianhuo-lalade，zheiliandade，shengteng。
“zhei，zheibukeneng，zheicanwangshiwohualebaqianwan，zhenjinbaiyinmaidea，zenmehuiyoujia，juebukeneng！”songxingchenmiansedabian，lianmangfoujue。
heilonglengxiao：“buhuiyoujia？nishishuolonggongziyouyanwuzhu，bushihaodai，lianyikerencandezhenjiadoufenbianbuchu？”
songxingchenmanlianlenghan，lianlianbaishou：“bu，wobushizheigeyisi——”
砰！
heilongyipaizhuozi，shaqitengteng：“neinijiushishuo，benjiangjunguyidiaobao，wuxiannisongdashaoqingbaile，yaobuyaobangnibaojingbawozhuaqilaishenwenyixiaa？”
songxingchenhedeliandoubaile，chadianmeiguile：“hei，heilongjiangjun，wonagana——”
yigeshishouwozhongbing，jiankangjiangxingdeshiquanjiangjun。
yigeshigengjiakongbudeshenmilonggongzi。
tazenmeyemeixiangmingbai，zijijiujingzenmedezuizheiliangzundafole——
zheishi，renqunlisongjiajiazhu，songxingchenfuqinlaoliannankandezouchulai，numadao：“hunzhangdongxi，haibuganjinpeizuidaoqian，nixiangrangwosongjiamiewangma！”
啪——
songjiazhuyibazhangshuaizaisongxingchenlianshang，lianmangshenjuyigong，“heilongjiangjun，quanziwuzhibeirenmengpian，daozhinaochujintianxiaohua，wodaitaxiangninxianglonggongzipeilidaoqian。”
“woyidingdaihuiquyanjiaguanjiao，rihouzaidengmenzhiqian。”
shuoba，tayijiaochuaizaisongxingchenpi-gushang，damadao：“hunzhangdongxi，haibukuaizou，liuzaizheidiurenxianyanma！”
songjiafuzilangbeilichang，tangtangsidajiazu，zichanjishiyi。yexinbobodelai，huitoutuliandelikai，lianyimaoqiandexiangmudoumeinadao——
zheirangzhongrengandaoruzuomengyiban，bukesiyi——
weiyourenqunzhong，buqiyandexiaowuweidandandexiaolexiao，zheiyiqie，douzaitadezhangkongzhizhong。
“banimendeliwu，quandounahuiqu！”
heilongmuguangduoduo，qichangshizudesaoshiquanchang：
“gewei，womenchengxishengtaiquzhaohezuohuoban，shixiangzhaozhenzhengyounengli、youtaidu、nengganshishidegongsi，shinenggouhewomenyiqinuli，chuangzaoquanxinshengtai，quanxinweilaideren！”
“erbushikaosonglifu-bai，laguanxi，zouhoumen，zheizhongrenshihaiqunzhima，zheizhongfengqigengyaobude！”
“zaituiyiwanbujiang，nimensongdeneixiesuoweidehaohuadali，zhendenengrudelelonggongzideyanma？haobukeqidejiang，zailonggongziyanli，neidoushiyiqunlaji！”
quanchangbinkequandoudizhetou，laolianwubiganga，wudizirong。
heilongbatamenmaxingle，shia，longgongzineishihedengrenwu，huishoujiutouzibaiyi，beijingshenhou，caiquanwushuang！
zenmehuikanshangzijisongdeneixielaji。
“heilongjiangjunxiaoxiaoqi，womenzhidaocuole。”
“shia，womenyidingduanzhengtaidu，renzhenzuoshishi——”
“ng，zhunbeihaonimendezhaobiaojihuashu，huiyouzhuanyetuanduigenjunimendeshijiqingkuang，anpaijutixiangmu。”
heilongmanyidediandiantou，suihousaoguoquanchangyiyan，“ganggang，youmeiyoubusongli，butongliuhewuderen？”
dajiamianmianxiangkui，nayoubusongliderena——
“wanqiu，jushoua，haoshilaile。”xiaowuweixiaolexiao，duiyipangdemuwanqiushuodao。
“a，shenme？”muwanqiuyouxielengshen，buzhisuocuo。
“shahaizi，womenjiayaofadale，kuaijushoua！”
huangxiuzhijidongwubi，lianmanglazhemuwanqiudeshoujuqilai——
唰——
suoyourenmuguangyeqishuashuazhushiguolai。
“henhao，nidetaiduwohenxinshang，womenchengxishengtaiqu，xuyaodejiushinizheiyangrenzhen、fuzedehezuohuoban。”heilongtoulaizanshangdemuguang，“nengziwojieshaoxiama？”
muwanqiuyouxiejinzhang，buhaoyisi：“wojiaomuwanqiu，shijiangchengmujiaderen，zheicijingbiaodeshizhubaoleixiangmu——”
heilongzhaozhaoshou，limayourenzhaochulaimuwanqiudejingbiaojihuashu，gaishanggongzhang，zhudongshenchushoushuodao：
“gongxini，muwanqiuxiaojie，nizhongbiaole！”
“chengxishengtaiqudezhubaoleixiangmu，jiangjiaoyouninquanquanfuze，chushitouzijine，sangeyi！”
“合作愉快！”
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