《liaozhinan，shuaqianren，zhashouzongzaixiuluochang》zheibenshufensezidongmazijixiedefeichanghao，jiangchiyanminghaodengmeigerenwugushidoujiaodaidefeichangqingchu，neirongyehenjingcai，feichangzhidekanyue。《liaozhinan，shuaqianren，zhashouzongzaixiuluochang》jianjie：jiangchi：“buzhichisixiazhuanzhang。”yanminghaopofang：“tadounengjianilianxifangshi，weishenmewobuneng！wobushininanpengyouma？”jiangchifanle……
lubeichenglaideshihouzhenghaokandaojiangchijinshui，xiangqingtingxishuiyibanqingqiao，huidongshuangbei，shuangtuikuaisutidong，fangfoshuilidejingling，henkuaijiuyouwanleyiquan。
jiuzheimezaishuiliwanleyihui。
jiangchiyouxieleile，youdaoanbianshuangbeixianghouqu，chengzaichibianshang，dabangeshentipaozaishuili，zhaixialaiyongmaoheyanjing，heisebanzhangfasanlekailai。
“你不下来吗？”
buzhidaoshenmeshihoujiangchiyoudaoletademianqian，taitouhaoqidexunwenta。
lubeichengzheicaiyishihuilong：“wozheijiuxiaqu”，shuowanrenjiutiaolexialai，shuihaijiandaolejiangchidelianshang，jinyanjinglile。
“a”jiangchikuaisubishangleyanjing，meitoucuqi，yizhishouwuzhe。
lubeichenglengleyixia，yishidaoleshenmecaizhejidewendao：“duibuqixuezhang，wodainiquyiwushikankanba。”
diercihexuezhangzhitijiechujiuhairenjiayanjingjinshui，lubeichengxinlichanshenglekuijiugan。
jiangchikanjiantajiaojideyangzi，puchiyishengxiaolechulai，huopodeshouyongshuipodadaolubeichengdeshenshang：“zhishiyanjingjinshuiyoudianbushiying，nizenmedaidaide。”
lubeichengxiayishipolehuiqu，youxieshengmenqidebengzhelianbulijiangchi，duziyigerenqulingyibianle。
tajiuchuanleyitiaoyongku，luchushangbanshenbakuaijianshuodefuji，kanshangqujiuqiangzhuangyouli。
“luxuedi，wokeyijiaonibeichengma？”jiangchihaobuzaiyidegenguolai，shouzhizhijiechuoxianglelubeichengdebakuaifuji，yingyingde。
shouganbijiqiuxudechabuduo，jiangchizaisikaozijiyaobuyaoyelianyige。
lubeichengganshoudaofujibeichuo，likexiangqishiyoushuodeneiju“gay”，likehoutuilejibu，baochisuoweideanquanjuli。
“niganshenme，bieluanmo。”
jiangchiwugudekaikou：“xuediniwangwolianshangposhuiwodoumeishuoshenme，haoqipengyixianidefujiyoushenmewentima？”
tajiusuanguyizhanbianyiyounengzenmeyang，youbenshilubeichengdangchangfanlianzourena。
lubeichengbuyu，zhishimomoyoulijiangchiyuanleyidian，yifubeiqifudeliangjiaxifuyangzi，zaitashenshanggewaidebuhexie。
jiangchikandaotazheiyangyebunaonu，ershiwen:“nibuyouyihuima？”
lubeichengminleminzuichun，tayijinzhangjiuhuizheiyang，xiangqizijigoupashiyouyong，turanhenxiangshanganhoutuishetuan。
“你不会吗？”
jiuyijuhuadegongfu，jiangchiyijingdaoletademianqian，suiranshiquanguodeyongyi，danluchudepifuyijiuhuangletadeyan，heisedeyongyixiandetadebojingxiuzhang**。
tazheicaizhuyidaojiangchidaleyicedeerding，hongbaoshiyiyangdeerdingpiaoliangjile。
jiangchikanzhezoushendingzhetaerduokandelubeicheng，qingqingxiangtapoleyixiashui。
“wohui”lubeichengfanyingguolai，xiayishideshuolechulai。
jiangchixiaomimide:“wa，neiwokeyikanyixialuxuediyouyongma，kendinghenlihaiba。”
lubeichengqihunanxia，yingzhetoupiyouleyiquan，huilaiyijingtaibuqitoule。
jiangchibiezhexiao，pailepaitadejianbang，haishirenbuzhu，xiaodeyanleidouchulaile:“beicheng，nihahahahaha。”
lubeichengzheishiyezhuyibudaomingchengshangdeqinnile，tazhixiangzaiyinliangdedifangzhongmogu，taidiurenle。
“buyaobuhaoyisila，nihaishixinshouma？”jiangchicalexiaxiaolei，haobuzaiyideshuangshoupengzhelubeichengdelian，tadeyanlifangfoyouxingxing:“wokeyijiaonie。”
lubeichengnazhaojiadezhu，chunqingxiaohuodengyishizijihejiangchiguofenjiechudeshihou，yijingshangantianjialelianxifangshi。
huidaosushehoutadexinbuzaiyanbeiheyufaxianle。
heyu:“nizheishizenmele，hewoshuoshuo。”
lubeichengsixinbuxiangshuo，fuyandao:“meishenme，yudaoleyizhixiaomao。”
“shenmemaonengrangnizheimeshangxin”heyukaiwanxiaodao:“buhuishibianchengrendexiaoyemaoba。”
lubeichengchekailehuati:“nichishenme，woqumaifan。”
heyuyeshixinda:“haoxiongdi，woyaoyifenyuxiangqiezijialiangfenmifan”，tiandadida，chifanzuida。
lubeichenglengbudingdekaikou:“nimenshouzihechiduoshaomeiguanxishima？”
heyunaolenaotou:“fanzhengwochiduoshaodoushizheiyang，niwenzheigegansha。”
xiangqijiangchixuezhangxiwanzaoluchuxianshoudeshenzi，lubeichengturanwuyanmianduiheyu，congconglikailesushe:“woqumaifanle。”
kaimendetongshi，zhengqiaopengdaolingyigeshiyouchenpingkaimen，lianggerenchadianzhuangshang。
“huo，laoerzheishenmeqingkuang，fengfenghuohuode。”
heyubuzaiyideshuo:“buzhidao，congshetuanhuilaijiuzheiyangle，kenengejiyanleba。”
——
dajiantaizi，banyizi，dasaodatang，shijiancongcongjiuguoqule，yanminghaojihushiquanchengheizhelianzhihuide。
jiqianrenchuliangaodahuizheijianshiyijinghentiaozhantanaixinle，kepianpianhaiyouchunhuolaiwenta，yaobuyaorangjiangchiyelaicanyushoushi。
talenglengdepieleyiyan，chunhuozijijiubishanglezuiba。
“suoyourendoubuyunxugaosujiangfuzhuxi”xiadawanminglingdeyanminghaoxinqingshaoweihaoledian，taedudexiangzhejiusuantagaosujiangchi，jiangchikendingyebuhuicanjia。
“zhuxi，nihaishiwangbulejiangxuezhangma”yigenanshengturanmaolechulai，yifudayilinrandeyangzi：“jiangxuezhangzaojiuhexiaowaidehunhunzaiyiqile。”
datangneijihusuoyourendoupingzhulehuxi，erduoshunjianbiandale。
这可是大八卦。
yanminghaobaopiqibiebuzhule：“nitmsheia”，tazhenxiangdongshou，renbuzhuhuodonglexiashouwanjingu。
“woyoutuyouzhaopian”nanshengyishidaoyanminghaohuiduitadongshou，lianseshunjiancangbai，tuidoufaruanle。
yanminghaohunshenliqi，pixiaoroubuxiao：“haoa，jiwokankan，kanbudaonizhuyuanqianwochu”，houbanduantajiazhongleyuqi。
nanshengzhandoudedakailuntan，shouzangdezuixinyitiaojiushijiangchidetiezi，zaiwangxiaquanshiyanminghaodekuakuatie。
kandaoluntanshangdezhaopianshi，shangmianxianshideshijianyijingguoquleliangtian，yanminghaobukesiyidekanleyibianyouyibian，suihouyiyanbufanazhecheyaochijiuzhaorenqule。
“我去你大爷的。”
bumingyangyiniutouhaimeikanqingrenjiuaileyiquan，zuijiaoshunjianchuxue。
“**，nisheia，fashenmefeng”bumingyangshenpangdenvbanlikebarenfuqilai，duiyanminghaomeimuhanchen。
bumingyangyishengbuhangdeyonggebocalexiachuxuedezuiba，hunshenliqi，zhuanshenyejileyanminghaoyiquan。
“aiaiai，nimenliangbiedale，xianshuofashengleshenmeshi”nvbankanzhelianggerenhuoulianmangzulan。
zheilianggerendaqilaiwanquanbuguanta，douwanghenlida，nvbanzhinenglazhuyigeren。
gangcongcesuohuilaideliuzaishankandaozheiyimu，yelianmangshangshouzulan。
“tingtingting，haoziyanggenimenliangxiantingshou，zheishiganshenmea。”
lianggerendoubeilazhule，yanminghaopeichuyikouxue，lianseshifennankan，yaoyaqiechideshuo:“**shenme，**nidayedebumingyang，nihewolaopozaixiaomenkoulalachecheganshenme。”
tazijijiushixiaosanshangwei，kandaoshipinneiyikejiuyijingkaishihuaiyijiangchizaojiuhebumingyangrenshile，taxianzaizhijuedezijitoushanglvyouyoude。
bumingyangmomingqimiaobeidaleyijia，piqiyeshanglaile，tazheigerenjiushihenyin，wojindequantousongkaile，kaikoujiushichaofeng:“shenmenilaopo，niwentakantarenburen，wohaoxingaosuni，nijizhu，nixianzaijiushiyigerenjianrenfandeqianren！”
yanminghaowenyanqingjinbaoqi，liuzaishandouyaolanbuzhule，cishitawubihouhuihebumingyangyiqilaisaichejulebu:“yanggenishaoshuojijuhuaba！”
liuzaishanzhidaoyanminghaohejiangchideshiqing，shenzhidangshihaikaileduju，duyandashaoyejigeyuewannilefenshou。
jieguomeixiangdaojiangchibayanminghaojishuaile。
dujuwurenying，quanpanjieshu。
