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zaihuocheshangyizhidailesitiansanwan，huochecaidaoshili，yixiahuochehuoxiganjuekongqidoushitiande，zheihuochezhenbushirenzuode，zheiyetainanshoule。
huolaotaiyeyoutongyangdeganshou，nianqingshihouyejingchangzuohuoche，haishizuoyingzuo，yemeijuedeyouduonanshou，zheiciquhaishi，hesunnvyujianfeixinghou，tajiujuedehuochewopudoubuxiangle。
yichuhuochezhan，huolaotaijiujiandaoledaerzihesanerzizaineilijiaojidedengzhe，yikanjianhuolaotailiangrenjiujileguolai。
huolaosanjiandaoguinvhaohaode，shangqianjiubaguinvbaoleqilai，haizaishoushangdianledian。
huolaotai：“nizheishipawobaniguinveshoule？”
“meiyouma，woshijuedeguinvgenniqulejitian，douzhongle。”
huolaosanmomobizi，buhaoyisidexiaolexiao。
fangxiaguinv，jiujiansidibeiyigexiaozhanshibeizhe。
“sidi，nizheishangyaobuyaojin？”
huolaosi：“sange，meishenmedawenti，xiuyangyiduanshijianjiuhaole。”
huolaodayedanxindekanzhesidi，yanlidoushixinteng，shenmehuayemeishuo，bahuolaotaishoulidedongxidounaguolaibeizhe。
jirenchulehuochezhan，laidaoniucheqian，xiaozhanshibahuolaosifangzaileniucheshang，niucheshangxiongdilianghaitiexindedianleyixiedaocao，daocaoshanghaiyouyichuangbeizi。
lianggexiaozhanshibarensongdaoleniucheshang，jiuhehuojiarengaocile，huolaosirangtamengenzheyiqihuijiaxiuxiyitian，lianggexiaozhanshimeiyoudaying，shuotamenmingtianyizaojiuhuihaishi，jinwanjiuzaizhaodaisuolizhuyiwanjiuxing。
huolaosiyemeimianqiangtamen，yaoshigenzhetahuijiale，mingtiankendingganbushanghuoche，huolaotaijileliangrenyigexiaobaofu，shuolimianshiyixierougan，rangtamendaizhelushangchi，xiaozhanshiyikaishijujue，jianhuolaotaidoukuaishengqilezheicaishouxia。
denghuojiarenganzheniuchedouzoule，xiaozhanshizheicaidakaibaofu，baofuliyoudagailiangjinderougan，haiyouwuzhangdatuanjie。
liangxiaozhanshixiangbaqianhaihuiqu，keniucheyijingkanbujianle。
“ai，dengyingzhanghuibuduile，womenzaihaijitaba。”
huolaosidangbingbanian，jiuwunianqianhuilaiguoyici，lijiayuelaiyuejinle，xinliyeyouxietante，zheicishoushanghuilai，haibuzhidaohaiyoumeiyoujihuizaihuibuduile。
huoxijiansishuyixiaziyouweimile，xiaopangshouchuoleyixiasishudelian。
huolaosi：“nannanzenmele？”
“sishu，nizaixiangsha？”
“sishuzaixiangjintianhuiquyoushenmehaochide。”
“sishupianren，sishushizaidanxinzijidetuiba，niwangle，tailaoyehuijinizhihaode。”
huolaotaiyezaiyibiandaqiang：“shuolerangnibuyaoluanxiang，nideshanghuihao，nizenmejiubuxinni？”
“woxinma，womeiduoxiang。”
niuchezoulekuaisangexiaoshicaidaocunli，zheishicunliderendouzaishanggong，jiuzhiyouyixiexiaohaizizaijiali。
huolaodahehuolaosanbahuolaosibeijinwuli，liangrenjiushanggongqule，jialixianzaimeiren，jiuzhiyoutamensanrenzaijia，huoxicongkongjianlinachulaiwushijindami，yidaizitudou，yidaizihongshu，doufangjinlehuolaotaidefangjianli。
zusunliangzaichufangbafanmenhao，haizuoleyigehongshaorou，yipantudousi，yiguorencanjitang。
buyihuiyijiarenjiuxiagonghuilaile，huolaodafuqiliangshoulihaiduanzhecongshitangdalaidefancai。
yanwanwanzhidaoguinvjintianhuilai，xihaoshoujiuquleguinvdefangjian，huoxijianshimamalaile，gaoxingdeshangqianshenshouyaomamabao。
“nannanyoumeiyouxiangmama？”
“xiangle，nannanzuixiangmamale！”
gangdaomenkoudehuolaosan：“nannanganggangzainiucheshangbushishuozuixiangbabama？zenmexianzaiyouzuixiangmamale？”
“nannanxiangbabahemamayiyangduo，heihei.....”
yanwanwanchongnidegualeyixiahuoxidexiaobizi：“nannanzheijitiandoubianbaile，genghaokanle！”
“ngla，nainaidoushuonannanbaile。”
huolaodabasidibeijintangwu，huolaosijiandasaoersaozai，jiuhesaozimendaleyishengzhaohu。
dasao：“laosi，huilaijiuhao，zaijiaananxinxindeyangshang，shayebiexiang，youshenmeshiqingyaozuo，nijiushuoyisheng。”
“xiexiedasao，buhuihenimenkeqide。”
“xiesha！doushiyijiaren，youshizhiguanshuo。”
“好的，大嫂。”
ersaowangnuoyishuodao：“dui，youshashinijiujiaoyisheng，woheniergeyesuijiaosuidao，qitadeshiqingjiubieduoxiang，womenyijiarendoubuhuibuguanni，jiusuanniyibeizidoudongbule，womendoubuhuibuguanni。”
huolaoerzaixifushenshangqialeyixia，“laosi，nibietingniersaode，nidetuiyidinghuihaoqilaide，niersaojiushibuhuishuohua，nibiefangzaixinli。”
huolaosiqingxiao：“erge，woshineiyangderenma？ersaoshishenmexingziwohaibuzhidaoma？wojiasangesaozidoushizuihaodesaozile，ergenijiubiezaizheitiaobolijianle，nishuoshibaersao。”
“duiduidui，jiuniergexinyanziduo，woyoumeishuocuo！”
huolaoer：“jiunimenhao，woshihuairenhaoleba。”
huolaoerqihenghengdechuqule，jishusaozaitangwulihahadaxiao。
huolaotouzheishixiwanshoujinlaile，jiandaoxiaozhedexiaoerzi，neixinwubisuanse，tazheixiaoerzidexinggehetazuixiangle，doushijuepiqi。
huolaosijiandaobajinlailewendao：“ba，nihuilaile？”
“ng，huilaile，nishangdaonalile？”
huolaosi：“xianzaijiutuihaimeihao，toushangdeshanghexiongkoushangdeshangdoujiejiale，guojitianjiuhaole。”
huolaotoushangqianpailepaixiaoerzidejianbang：“meishi，yiqiedouhuihaode，zhiyaorenhuozhejiuhao！”
dengyijiarendoudaoqile，huolaotaibachufanglidefancaidouduanlechulai，huojiarenjiandaozheimefengshengdecaise，douhenchijing。
huolaodawendao：“ma，nishashihoumaiderou，wozabuzhidao？”
huolaotaibaileyiyanerzishuodao：“woshashihoumaihaiyaohenixianshuoyishengshizade？youdechijiuchi，nalaidezheimeduowenti？”
huolaoda，tamazheishichi**le？
huojiazhongrendoubushuohuale，huolaotaibajitangjihuolaosiyaoleyiwan，haisixiayizhijituizaiwanli，shengxiadeyiwanlimianyeyouyizhijitui，huolaotaibawanfangzailehuoximianqian。
shengxiadenimenfenleba，zuihoujirouhejitangdoujinvrenmenhele，jialidejigenanrenjiuchirou。
yijiazigangshoushiwan，zhunbeihuifangjianwushuiyihui，yuanziwaijiuchuanlaileqiaomensheng。
huolaotoubamendakaile，jianshijigebenjiadeqinqi，shoulidouhainazhexiedongxi。
“nimenjigezenmelaile？”
“shu，womentingshuolaosihuilaile，womenguolaikankanta。”
“jinquba，tazaitangwu。”
zuozheyouhuashuo：“baozimen，xinshushangjia，youxihuandejiashujia，diandiancuigeng。”
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