doushishenghuowen《minguo：conghanmendaojunfadalao》shigeweishuchongdebikanliangpin，zhujiaolinrantianranrandexingxiangbeikehuaderumusanfen，“qingyi”dadawenbixini，juqingshifenhaokan，gaishuwei：shangwushifen，zhenggejuyidatangzhongzuomanleren，dadangjiazhengjinweizuo，zuozaiyizhangzhuhongsedetaishiyishang，leihuzhanzaileilongde……
dansizhouderenhaoxiangmeitingdongwodeyisi，doulengzaiyuandi。
“hailengzheganma？qua！zaibuqujiulaibujile！”
wojiansizhouderendoushalengzhe，likeduitamenhedao。
tinglewodehua，zhongrencaihuiguoshenlai，fenfensankai。
buyihuier，yinzhenyijingsongdaolewodeshoushang。
wonazaishouzhongkanlekan，zheibujiushilangzhongzhenjiusuoyongdeyinzhenme？meixiangdaoshanzhaizhonghaiyouzheiyangdedongxi。
“哪来的？”
wonazheshouzhongdeyinzhen，haoqideduisizhouzhongrenwendao。
“zhiqianxiashandeshihouqianghuilaide，danshijutishicongshenmedifangqiangdejiubuqingchule。”
wonazheshouzhongdeyinzhen，weiweituoqilexiangzidenaodai。
“lailianggeren，batadezuibaikai，bashetouchenchulai。”
sizhouderenjimanganzhaowodefenfuquzuo。
wozhaozhunweizhi，zaixiangzishetoujianermengdeyizha，shunshouyifutadenaodai，rangtacezhelian，xianxuecongtadekouzhongliulechulai。
jiuzaizheishi，tangzaidishangdexiangzikouzhongfachuleyisheng**，chuanleyikoucuqi，huifulehuxi。
sizhouzhongrenkandaozheiyimu，dunshiyidai，biaoqingyuefadejingya。
“huole！xiangzihuole！”
“zheikezhenshishenlea！gangcaiwoqutanxiangzibixideshihou，faxiantayijingshimeiqidezhuangtai，meixiangdao，jingranzhishizaishetoushangzhachulexue，tajingranzhendehuoguolaile！”
“shenyia！zhenmeixiangdao，zanmenshanzhaihaiyouzheiyangdenengren？tashicongnamaochulaide？”
“……”
wokanleyiyandishangtangzhedexiangzi，faxiantadelianseyijingcongqingziseweiweibiandeyouxiehongrun，zhidaotayijingtuolileweixian。
“zheiweixiongdi，nikezhenshihaoshouduana！buguozheixiangzidaodishizenmehuishia？nandaoshuotazhendemeisi？danshitagangcaimingmingshimeiqierlea！”
kanzhesizhouzhongrenbujiedeyanshen，woxiaozheduitamenjieshidao：“gangcaitayinggaishigenrenchaojia，jihuogongxin，xueqishangyong，dusailenaozilidejingluo，yapoleshenjing，beiguoqiqule，xueyebuchang，fangdianxuerangxuemaichangtong，renyejiuziranhuoguolaile。”
“就这么简单？”
“meicuo，jiuzheimejiandan。”woweiweidediantoudao。
“shenyia！zhenshimiaoshouhuichun！”
“tadangranshishenyile，fouzedehua，dadangjiadeyebukenengjiangtadaihuishanzhaide，wotingshuo，zanmenleihuxiongdijiushitajizhihaode！”
“zhendejiade？leihuxiongdiyijingshibingrugaohuang，shenzhibuqing，doukaishichirenle，genyeshouwuer，zheitadounengzhihaole？”
“feihua，nimeifaxianme？jintianzanmenshanzhaijintiankeshitinganjingde，ruoshiyiwang，leihuzaojiukaishijianrenjiuyaole！”
wojianxiangziyijingmeishenmedaaile，zhuanshenzoudaoyipangdeshitoushangzuolexialai，xiangshouzheiqieyideshiguang。
“shenyi，kefoujiwomenyeqiaoqiaobinga，womenkeshihaozhangshijianmeikanlangzhongle，shanzhaizhongyemeiyouzheiyangdenengren。”
“shia，shenyi，zuijinwomenyeganjueyoudianbushufu，yaobuniyejiwomenqiaoqiaoba。”
sizhoudezhongrenyibianshuozhe，yibianjiangshoushenleguolai，douxiangrangwojitamenzhenmai，youdeyinweizhengqiang，haidaleqilai。
“yeba，fanzhengwoxianzaiyeyoushijian，danshinimenbunengluan，yigeyigelai。”
jiandandekongzhileyixiaxianchangzhixu，rangtamenbanlaileyizihezhuozi，wokaishijitamenzhenmai。
yimingshencaikuiwudezhuanghantuikailezhongren，zuozailezhuozipangrangzhe：“tuihou，woxianlai。”
shuowan，zhuanghanbianbashoushenleguolai，rangwojitazhenmai。
wozhishijingjingdekanleyiyanmianqiandezhuanghan，youqishiguanchaleyixiatadeerduo，xinzhongbianyijingyoulejielun。
“nierkuofenming，keshifuxianga，dancongerxianglaikan，niyinggaichangyouxiongtongdemaobing，fazuoqilai，tengtongcongqianxiongguanchuandaohoubei，conghoubeiguanchuandaoqianxiong，laihuifanfu，tongqilaichuanbushangqilai，duime？”
“dui，dui，nijiezheshuo！”
wodeyifanhuasihushuodaolezhuanghanxinli，tingdetagengshilianliandiantou，ruxiaojizhuomiyiban。
“niya，erchuitaihou，huianwuguang，kendingyouxiongbizhiyou。”
“xiongbizhiyou？shenmeyisi？”
zhuanghanmeitouzhouqi，bujiedekanzhewo。
“yemeiyoushenmedaai，zhishinipingshiaichiyouni，hejiu，yikoushitanduzaixiongkou，ganshangganhuoshangsheng，kendingfabing，wojinikaigefangzi，sanwanshuiaochengyiwan，lianheqitian，baozhengyaodaobingchu。”
“duoxie！duoxiexiongdi！wozheijiuanzhaonideyaofangquzhuayao！”
zhuanghanpengzhewojitakaideyaofang，yanshenzhongdaizhexiwangzhise，jimangchaozheshanzhaidedamenwaipaoqu。
“wodetian！zheishizhendejiade？tahaoxiangdoumeizhenmai，zhishikanleyiyanerxiangjiunengzhidaoshishenmebing？zhenshishenle！”
“neidangranle，zanmendadangjiadeyanjingduodua，nengrutafayanderenkendingdoubushifanren。”
“wokanchulaile，zheiweixiaoxiongdiqueshiyouxiedaoxing，bushiputongxiangyelangzhong，nengyouzheiyangdeqirenyishi，zhennaishizanmenshanzhaidefufena！”
wokanleyiyanzhongren，bailebaishou，duitamenshuodao：“xiayiwei。”
yimingyouxieshanglenianjidelaozhezoushangqian，lianshanglveweidaizhetongkuzhise，meitoujinsuo，lianshangzhouwenhengsheng，shoushangbumanlelaojian，yikanjiushizaishanzhaizhonggancuhuode。
“langzhonga，wozuijinyiduanshijianturanyougetoutengdemaobing，yilianhaoduotianle，nikuaijiwoqiaoqiao。”laozheshoufuetou，tongkushuodao。
“bieji，buchupianke，wojiunengrangnidetoubutengle。”
shuowan，wozhuanguotou，duizhongrenshuodao：“nimenqumenwaizhaoyixiehaocaolai，yaoganyixiede。”
meiguoduojiu，yibahaocaofangzailezhuozishang。
woyongshoujiangzheixiehaocaojuanzaiyiqi，shouzhangqingqingyicuo，dileyixiexiangyou，yonghuoshidianran，chuiquhuoyan，lvlvqingyancongzheixiehaocaoshangmaoleqilai。
“lai，niduizhezheixieyanwumengxiyikoushishi。”
wojiangshoulidehaocaocoujinlelaozhe，shiyitaanzhaowoshuodezuo。
laozheyilianyihuo，suiranxinzhongbujie，danyezhaozuole。
zhishijiandanxileyikou，laozhelikelianzhedalehaojigepenti，taitouweiweidaiyounuyideduiwoshuo：“nizheishishenmedongxi！qiangsiwole！zheiyenengzhibing？”
woweiweiyixiao，duilaozhewendao：“zenmeyang，niganjuetouhaitengme？”
tinglewodehua，laozheyileng，likeganjueleyixia，faxiantouzhendebutengle。
“butengle！wodetouzhendebutengle！nianqingren，nikezhenshishenyia！”
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