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第8章

“ni......nijinggandazhaojiadedagongzi?!”linzhenghaijingkongwubidezhizheyenan。

“zhaojiagongzi?zenme,datahaiyaozouliucheng?”yenanpiezuiyixiao,lansandedao。

linqingrouwenyanrenbuzhupuchiyixiao,xintoudeyinmaidunshiquanbuxiaosanle。

“走啦!”

talazheyenandeshou,chaozijidechezizouqu。

叶南有点懵。

【woqu,laonvrenshuohuazenmezheimedia,wenroudegensajiaoside!】

【bukeneng,jueduibukeneng!】

【yidingshiwodakaidefangshibudui!gangcaishicuojue!】

“neige......womenquna?”yenanshitanxingwenleyiju。

linqingroutingdaotadexinsheng,gangxiaoxiaqudehuo“teng”deyixiayoumaoqilaile。

“bizui!laoshigenzhe,wenneimeduoganma!”

yenandunshisongleyikouqi。

【duiweierleduiweierle!】

【hu......hesilaozile!wojiushuo,laonvrenzenmekenengyounvrenwei?】

【gailvshenzhixiaoyuwochengweishijieshoufu!】

linqingrouyouhaoqiyouhaoxiao。

这家伙是贱骨头吗?

jitadianhaolianhaibushiyingle!

huashuolaoniangzenmejiumeiyounvrenweile!

liangrenzoudaolubian,zhaochuanpingganghuanguojinglai,wuzheduzijiannandezhanqilai。

“gouzasui,gandalaozi!”

“a!!!laoziyaojiangnisuishiwanduan!!”

“laoziyao......”

“嘭!”

yenantingdefan,taiqiyoushiyijiao,jizheihuotidaolemaluduimian。

“bibilailai,dananren,zuizhentamasui!”

liangrenshangche,lanbojinijuechenerqu。

zhaochuanpingtongkudewuzheduzi,zuijiaoshenzhiyichulexianxue。

tazhengzhazhenachushouji,botongyigehaoma。

“wei?zhangdaozhang,jintianwanshang,like,jiwofadongnineigejuyinzhen!”

“老子等不了了!”

“tingqingchu!laoziyaomingtianyidazao,jiukandaolinjiagongdiduchongbaofadexinwen!”

guaduandianhuahou,zhaochuanpingmianrongniuqu,yuanduwubidedao,“linqingrou,yenan,laozirangnimenshengburusi!”

“chuanping,chuanping,nimeishiba!”

linzhenghaihelijinlanzheicaihuiguoshenlai,chongdaomaluduimian,bazhaochuanpingfuleqilai。

“heng!”zhaochuanpingmeijitamenhaolian,lenghengyisheng,yangzhangerqu。

“zhei......zhei......”lijinlanhuangle,jidezhiduojiao,“zheikezenmeban!zheixiazhaojiasuanshijizanmendezuisile!”

“buxiaonv!xiaochusheng!”linzhenghaiyeyaoyaqiechi,xianglebantian,mianseyinchendenachushouji,botongyigehaoma。

“kuiye,daraoninxiuxile!shiwo,linjiadelinzhengnan!”

“yidianxiaoshi,xiangqingkuiyebanggemang!”

......

linzhenghaiguaduandianhuahou,lijinlanyouxinchongchongdedao,“zheiciqiulekuiye,xiacikejiubuhaoqingle,shibushitailangfeile!”

“doushenmeshihoule!”linzhenghaiqidao,“zheiciyaoshibunengrangzhaochuanpingmanyi,linjiajiuwanle!”

“kuiye......buhuinaochurenmingba!”lijinlanhaishidanxin。

“fangxin,wodingzhule,feileyenanneixiaozidesizhi,zhongshencanji,rangqingrouduanlenianxiang,yejizhaochuanpingchukouqi。”

kuiye,jianglingdixiazhiwang,rencheng“yanjun”dewanjiukui!

......

兰博基尼车上。

“ni......huiwugong?”linqingroubielebantian,renbuzhuwendao。

bijingxunchangrenbukenengyijiaobarenchuaifeichuqu,haibadamendouzhuangsuile。

“liqidadianeryi。”yenanhanhudao,“congxiaogenlaobusiyiqizhongdide。”

xiangdaozaishanshangdeshihou,qiongdedingdangxiang,liantouniudoumeiyou,zhinengkaozijirenligengdi,yenanbuyoudeyouzaixinliyuannian。

linqingroutingdaotaxinshengdoushiguanyuxiaoshihouzhongdide,yejiuxinle,meidanghuishi。

buyihui,chezizaijiaoquyidongxiaobieshutinglexialai。

jinlemen,yenandaliangleyifan,fengshuibucuo,shejiyesuanyazhi。

“这你的房子?”

“ng。”linqingroudandandao,“jializhudefan,jiuzijizaiwaimianmaileyitao。”

yenandiandiantou,suijixinlikaishizhuomo。

【meicaicuodehua,gongdishangneigejuyinzhen,yinggaijiushizhaochuanpinggaodegui,bijingzheijianshitahuolizuida。】

【jintianneihuobeidaleyidun,wanshangbiyouxingdong,gongdideshiqingdeganjinjiejuele!】

【yaobu......xianzaijiugenlaonvrenshuo?kantataidugenzhiqianyousuogaishan,yinggainengxinleba......】

tingdaoxinsheng,linqingrouyeshenseyizheng。

zheikeshiguanhushengsicunwangdedashi。

qishitayehuaiyishizhaochuanpingdongdeshoujiao,bijingneikuaidishiguanjiapaimai,zhiqianmeiyourenhewenti。

buguoxianzaizheixiedoubuzhongyaole。

zheigewangbadanzhongyuyaokaikoule!

linqingroudiaozhenghaozhuangtai,shenzhiyijingjihuahao,daihuiyaoyongshenmeyangdebiaoqingqubiaoshixiangxinyenandehua。

ranerxiayike......

【hai!wotamaxiudoule!】

【weishayaogenlaonvrenshuo?】

【jinwanbanyewotouliuchuquyitang,qiaoqiaojiejuelebujiuhaole?shengdeneimeduokoushegongfu!】

【ai......laonvrenchun,gentazaiyiqidabantian,wotamayebianchunle!】

linqingrouzhenggerendoujiangzaileyuandi。

taxinshenglishuode......haoxianghenyoudaolie......

那你不早说!

xianzailaoniangdouxianghaozenmehuidale,nibushuole?!

laoniangjintianxiawuweiletaohaonihualeneimeduoqian!

血亏!

wangbadan,jilaoniangtuchulai!

“我去洗澡睡了。”

chenmobanshang,linqingroulenglengdedao,“loushangdefangjian,nisuibiantiaoyijianzhu,buxukaojinwodefangjian!buxudaraowo!”

shuowan,linqingrouqichongchongdeshanglelou。

【怎么了这是?】

叶南又有点懵。

【月事不调?】

【buyinggaia!bangtakanguole,zheigeyuehenzhengchang,lianghaihendani,huahuade!】

loushangdelinqingrougangjinyushi,tingdaoxinshengchadianyigentouzaidao。

**流氓!

huidianyishujiushirangnizheimeyongdema?!

老娘量大关你屁事!

说明老娘健康!

linqingroudiyicijuede,zheitingxinshengdefanweiyetaidaledian,zuzuwushimia!

yejiushishuo,zaijiali,jibenshangyedounengtingjian。

zheiyangxiaqu,zijichizaoyaobeiqisi!

半夜十一点。

yenanzhengkaiyanjing,congerloufangjiandechuanghuyiyueerxia。

【开工干活!】

pangbianfangjian,tingdaoyenanlinzouqiandexinsheng,tangzaichuangshangdelinqingrouzuijiaoluchuyimoweixiao。

jinye,tanengjiuweideshuigeanwenjuele。

.......

laidaobaitianlaiguodezheikuaigongdi,yenanlikechajuedaoleyichang。

yinqidouranyouzhonglehenduo!

guoran,zhaochuanpingxingdongle。

yenanwanweidexiaolexiao,zhijieyuandipanxierzuo,shuangshouqiajue,zhenggerenhurantouchuyiguxuanzhiyouxuandeqichang,fangfoturanbianleyigeren。

“tianyuandifang,lvlingjiuzhang!”

“riyuediebi,chensuliezhang!”

yenankouzhongniannianyouci,shuangmuzhongjingmangbaoliang,shuangshoubingzhi,kaishiyindaoyinqideliuxiang。

takebushizhixiangjiejuezheipiangongdidewentieryi。

zhaochuanpinghuaneimedaxinsilaikenglaonvren,laierbuwangfeiliye!

yenangangcaiyijingsoudaolezhaoshijituanhezhaojiabieshudedizhi。

mingtianyidazao,huijitamenlaiyigejudade“jingxi”!

bangexiaoshizhihou,yenanzhangshuyikouqi,shougongqishen。

搞定!

回家睡觉!

yenanqingsongdepaipaishou,yuanlufanhui。

jianglingdeyejinghaishibucuode,bijingshizhongzhoushouquyizhidedashi。

yenanmanyouyoudezouzhe,quandangshixianguang,bujiuluguoyipianfanhuadeyedianjie。

kanzhejiebianyitiaotiaoxiaoxiang,yenanbuyouxiaolexiao。

anguanli,zheishihouyinggaiyougenvrenhanjiuming。

“救命啊!”

**!

yenanjingle,tingxiajiaobu。

laobusijiwozheizhangzuikaiguoguang?!

haimeifanyingguolaini,hurancongxiangzilipaochuyidaoqianying,yibazhuajinleyenandegebo。

“wonanpengyoulaijiewole,ni......nimenbuyaoluanlai!”

jinjiezhe,xiangziligenzhechulaiwugeyishenhuawen,tangzhefeizhuliufaxing,bozishangguazhedajinlianzidenianqingren。

haome,zheishishengpabierenbuzhidaotamenshiliumang!

叶南哭笑不得。

zheijuqing,zhiyouxiaoshuolineixiezhujiaocaiyoudedaiyu!

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