《menghuxiashan,juemeiweihunqiyubabunengzheibenshuxiedehenshenggong,juqingbusutao。kanlehaixiangkan,gushihenxiyinren,yitouhaorenxiedezhenhao。yenanlinqingroushibenshudezhujiao,jiangshule:guoranshigejipinmeinv,wuguandapeijihao,danfengyan,yingtaokou,biliangyougaoyouting。yishenhushuilvdejinshenzhangqun,vzidiling,xuebaideyuanrunjiazheshensuidegouhe,……
第8章
“ni......nijinggandazhaojiadedagongzi?!”linzhenghaijingkongwubidezhizheyenan。
“zhaojiagongzi?zenme,datahaiyaozouliucheng?”yenanpiezuiyixiao,lansandedao。
linqingrouwenyanrenbuzhupuchiyixiao,xintoudeyinmaidunshiquanbuxiaosanle。
“走啦!”
talazheyenandeshou,chaozijidechezizouqu。
叶南有点懵。
【woqu,laonvrenshuohuazenmezheimedia,wenroudegensajiaoside!】
【bukeneng,jueduibukeneng!】
【yidingshiwodakaidefangshibudui!gangcaishicuojue!】
“neige......womenquna?”yenanshitanxingwenleyiju。
linqingroutingdaotadexinsheng,gangxiaoxiaqudehuo“teng”deyixiayoumaoqilaile。
“bizui!laoshigenzhe,wenneimeduoganma!”
yenandunshisongleyikouqi。
【duiweierleduiweierle!】
【hu......hesilaozile!wojiushuo,laonvrenzenmekenengyounvrenwei?】
【gailvshenzhixiaoyuwochengweishijieshoufu!】
linqingrouyouhaoqiyouhaoxiao。
这家伙是贱骨头吗?
jitadianhaolianhaibushiyingle!
huashuolaoniangzenmejiumeiyounvrenweile!
liangrenzoudaolubian,zhaochuanpingganghuanguojinglai,wuzheduzijiannandezhanqilai。
“gouzasui,gandalaozi!”
“a!!!laoziyaojiangnisuishiwanduan!!”
“laoziyao......”
“嘭!”
yenantingdefan,taiqiyoushiyijiao,jizheihuotidaolemaluduimian。
“bibilailai,dananren,zuizhentamasui!”
liangrenshangche,lanbojinijuechenerqu。
zhaochuanpingtongkudewuzheduzi,zuijiaoshenzhiyichulexianxue。
tazhengzhazhenachushouji,botongyigehaoma。
“wei?zhangdaozhang,jintianwanshang,like,jiwofadongnineigejuyinzhen!”
“老子等不了了!”
“tingqingchu!laoziyaomingtianyidazao,jiukandaolinjiagongdiduchongbaofadexinwen!”
guaduandianhuahou,zhaochuanpingmianrongniuqu,yuanduwubidedao,“linqingrou,yenan,laozirangnimenshengburusi!”
“chuanping,chuanping,nimeishiba!”
linzhenghaihelijinlanzheicaihuiguoshenlai,chongdaomaluduimian,bazhaochuanpingfuleqilai。
“heng!”zhaochuanpingmeijitamenhaolian,lenghengyisheng,yangzhangerqu。
“zhei......zhei......”lijinlanhuangle,jidezhiduojiao,“zheikezenmeban!zheixiazhaojiasuanshijizanmendezuisile!”
“buxiaonv!xiaochusheng!”linzhenghaiyeyaoyaqiechi,xianglebantian,mianseyinchendenachushouji,botongyigehaoma。
“kuiye,daraoninxiuxile!shiwo,linjiadelinzhengnan!”
“yidianxiaoshi,xiangqingkuiyebanggemang!”
......
linzhenghaiguaduandianhuahou,lijinlanyouxinchongchongdedao,“zheiciqiulekuiye,xiacikejiubuhaoqingle,shibushitailangfeile!”
“doushenmeshihoule!”linzhenghaiqidao,“zheiciyaoshibunengrangzhaochuanpingmanyi,linjiajiuwanle!”
“kuiye......buhuinaochurenmingba!”lijinlanhaishidanxin。
“fangxin,wodingzhule,feileyenanneixiaozidesizhi,zhongshencanji,rangqingrouduanlenianxiang,yejizhaochuanpingchukouqi。”
kuiye,jianglingdixiazhiwang,rencheng“yanjun”dewanjiukui!
......
兰博基尼车上。
“ni......huiwugong?”linqingroubielebantian,renbuzhuwendao。
bijingxunchangrenbukenengyijiaobarenchuaifeichuqu,haibadamendouzhuangsuile。
“liqidadianeryi。”yenanhanhudao,“congxiaogenlaobusiyiqizhongdide。”
xiangdaozaishanshangdeshihou,qiongdedingdangxiang,liantouniudoumeiyou,zhinengkaozijirenligengdi,yenanbuyoudeyouzaixinliyuannian。
linqingroutingdaotaxinshengdoushiguanyuxiaoshihouzhongdide,yejiuxinle,meidanghuishi。
buyihui,chezizaijiaoquyidongxiaobieshutinglexialai。
jinlemen,yenandaliangleyifan,fengshuibucuo,shejiyesuanyazhi。
“这你的房子?”
“ng。”linqingroudandandao,“jializhudefan,jiuzijizaiwaimianmaileyitao。”
yenandiandiantou,suijixinlikaishizhuomo。
【meicaicuodehua,gongdishangneigejuyinzhen,yinggaijiushizhaochuanpinggaodegui,bijingzheijianshitahuolizuida。】
【jintianneihuobeidaleyidun,wanshangbiyouxingdong,gongdideshiqingdeganjinjiejuele!】
【yaobu......xianzaijiugenlaonvrenshuo?kantataidugenzhiqianyousuogaishan,yinggainengxinleba......】
tingdaoxinsheng,linqingrouyeshenseyizheng。
zheikeshiguanhushengsicunwangdedashi。
qishitayehuaiyishizhaochuanpingdongdeshoujiao,bijingneikuaidishiguanjiapaimai,zhiqianmeiyourenhewenti。
buguoxianzaizheixiedoubuzhongyaole。
zheigewangbadanzhongyuyaokaikoule!
linqingroudiaozhenghaozhuangtai,shenzhiyijingjihuahao,daihuiyaoyongshenmeyangdebiaoqingqubiaoshixiangxinyenandehua。
ranerxiayike......
【hai!wotamaxiudoule!】
【weishayaogenlaonvrenshuo?】
【jinwanbanyewotouliuchuquyitang,qiaoqiaojiejuelebujiuhaole?shengdeneimeduokoushegongfu!】
【ai......laonvrenchun,gentazaiyiqidabantian,wotamayebianchunle!】
linqingrouzhenggerendoujiangzaileyuandi。
taxinshenglishuode......haoxianghenyoudaolie......
那你不早说!
xianzailaoniangdouxianghaozenmehuidale,nibushuole?!
laoniangjintianxiawuweiletaohaonihualeneimeduoqian!
血亏!
wangbadan,jilaoniangtuchulai!
“我去洗澡睡了。”
chenmobanshang,linqingroulenglengdedao,“loushangdefangjian,nisuibiantiaoyijianzhu,buxukaojinwodefangjian!buxudaraowo!”
shuowan,linqingrouqichongchongdeshanglelou。
【怎么了这是?】
叶南又有点懵。
【月事不调?】
【buyinggaia!bangtakanguole,zheigeyuehenzhengchang,lianghaihendani,huahuade!】
loushangdelinqingrougangjinyushi,tingdaoxinshengchadianyigentouzaidao。
**流氓!
huidianyishujiushirangnizheimeyongdema?!
老娘量大关你屁事!
说明老娘健康!
linqingroudiyicijuede,zheitingxinshengdefanweiyetaidaledian,zuzuwushimia!
yejiushishuo,zaijiali,jibenshangyedounengtingjian。
zheiyangxiaqu,zijichizaoyaobeiqisi!
半夜十一点。
yenanzhengkaiyanjing,congerloufangjiandechuanghuyiyueerxia。
【开工干活!】
pangbianfangjian,tingdaoyenanlinzouqiandexinsheng,tangzaichuangshangdelinqingrouzuijiaoluchuyimoweixiao。
jinye,tanengjiuweideshuigeanwenjuele。
.......
laidaobaitianlaiguodezheikuaigongdi,yenanlikechajuedaoleyichang。
yinqidouranyouzhonglehenduo!
guoran,zhaochuanpingxingdongle。
yenanwanweidexiaolexiao,zhijieyuandipanxierzuo,shuangshouqiajue,zhenggerenhurantouchuyiguxuanzhiyouxuandeqichang,fangfoturanbianleyigeren。
“tianyuandifang,lvlingjiuzhang!”
“riyuediebi,chensuliezhang!”
yenankouzhongniannianyouci,shuangmuzhongjingmangbaoliang,shuangshoubingzhi,kaishiyindaoyinqideliuxiang。
takebushizhixiangjiejuezheipiangongdidewentieryi。
zhaochuanpinghuaneimedaxinsilaikenglaonvren,laierbuwangfeiliye!
yenangangcaiyijingsoudaolezhaoshijituanhezhaojiabieshudedizhi。
mingtianyidazao,huijitamenlaiyigejudade“jingxi”!
bangexiaoshizhihou,yenanzhangshuyikouqi,shougongqishen。
搞定!
回家睡觉!
yenanqingsongdepaipaishou,yuanlufanhui。
jianglingdeyejinghaishibucuode,bijingshizhongzhoushouquyizhidedashi。
yenanmanyouyoudezouzhe,quandangshixianguang,bujiuluguoyipianfanhuadeyedianjie。
kanzhejiebianyitiaotiaoxiaoxiang,yenanbuyouxiaolexiao。
anguanli,zheishihouyinggaiyougenvrenhanjiuming。
“救命啊!”
**!
yenanjingle,tingxiajiaobu。
laobusijiwozheizhangzuikaiguoguang?!
haimeifanyingguolaini,hurancongxiangzilipaochuyidaoqianying,yibazhuajinleyenandegebo。
“wonanpengyoulaijiewole,ni......nimenbuyaoluanlai!”
jinjiezhe,xiangziligenzhechulaiwugeyishenhuawen,tangzhefeizhuliufaxing,bozishangguazhedajinlianzidenianqingren。
haome,zheishishengpabierenbuzhidaotamenshiliumang!
叶南哭笑不得。
zheijuqing,zhiyouxiaoshuolineixiezhujiaocaiyoudedaiyu!
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