《minjianduwang》zhujiaoweichensanchengxiuxiu，zuozheyuruijunrumuchunfengdenaodonggenxiangxiangli，qingjiehuanhuanxiangkou，xiamianjiujigeweijieshaoyixia。“zhiyaoninxindeguowo，ganbayinpiaojiaodaowoshoushang！”chensanyejiandingdishuo。qinainaiwangzhezheigeyilianyansu、pingribugouyanxiaodenianqingren，sicunpianke，dao：“wo……
“zheixiaozishenshangyouyiguxieqi!tameidoudi，tabeihouyoushi！”qinainaiguoduandishuo。
“nishizenmekanchurenjiashenshangyouxieqideni？”chengxiuxiubuyuediwen。
“jiuzaigangcai!nicongwulichulaishi，tayiyanjiukantoulezhuomianshangdeyiqie，taquejiazhuangbuzhi，yuefakeqi，zheigerenzangdehenshen!”
“wozenmemeikanchulaia？”
“nineiyanzhuzihaiguanshima？manlianhuachi!”
chengxiuxiuyixiao:“shibushininxiangduole？ninshuotabeihouyoushi，youshenmeshia？”
“wobuzhidao!danzaiwochamingqian，nibuxujiejinta！”
chengxiuxiuyipiezui：“niang，kanni！yiqianwobuzhejiba，nijiuzheji，xianzaiwotongyile，niyoushuorenjiayoushi，youxieqi!”
qinainainudao：“nicaichiguojiwanganfan？nitinghaole，zheishiyoubudeni，niganzaoci，wodazhelenidetui！”
chengxiuxiujianmuqinzhendefanule，mangxipixiaolian：“niang，guniangdale，bushidabudema？”
qinainaiyanshenjuejue：“zheicibuyiyang！woningkewulenidemingsheng，yeburangnishexian！”
“没这么严重吧？”
“guinv，jizhuweiniangdeyijuhua：meimozhunderen，buyaoqingyijiaoxin！”
qinainaibukuishi**hu，jiushizheijuhua，yiyuchengchen，chensanyeyihoudesuoyousuiyue，doubeizheijuhuakuangdingle，suoyougentazhanbianderen，doushengburusi，weiyouchengxiuxiutaotuole。
henkuai，chensanyejiuxianchuyuanxing，rangqinainaidachiyijing。
shiqingshiyouqinainaidexiaoerziyinfade。
danfanjialiyougezuixiaodehaizi，ruguocongxiaoniai，zhangdahoubilannifubushangqiang。
zheilaoyaojiaochengtianshun，tiantianchuanderenmogouyang，diaopidayi、xiyangmao，toufamodeyouguangzengliang，pixiecaidegagaxiang，nongdexianggeguiguohuaqiao，qishiyiduzidafen，zhuansichihepiaodu。
ershiduosuile，buwuzhengye，bunengyirimeipaichang，bunengyirimeiguniang，xialepaichangjiushijiuchang，yanxunhuoliao，jiusechanshen，shentidouloule，zhefengjiudaodeganjue。
jiuzheiyanghaiyigejingerdiyangqiuqinainaijiangshengyituofujita，qinainainuma：“wojiushiyibahuoshaole，yebuhuijiaojini！”
dangniansanyue，chengtianshunyudaoyigeguniang，jiaomeigui，shenziyaotiao，qiantuhoujue，jiangtamideshenhundiandao。
zuiguanjianzhe，meiguihaodupai，zhengzhongchengtianshunxiahuai，zheizhenshi“mochouqianluwuzhiji，tianxiasheirenbushijun”，zongsuanyourenfaxiantadetezhangle，erqiemeiguibushiputongcungu，taliuguoyang，zailasiweijiasidaiguo，shengchengyouchaoyiriyaodaizhechengtianshunqumeiguodu，zuoneihuadazhoudeduwang。
chengtianshuntingdezhoushenkangfen，zheigeshijieshangjiushiyouzheiyangyileiren，conglaibusapaoniaozhaozhaoziji，conglaibudianliangzijijijinjiliang，yiwushichu，quezhicungaoyuan。
jiuzheiyang，chengtianshunbeimeiguidaizhechuansuoyudongsanshenggegeduchang，yikaishihaitingshunli，chengtianshunhaizhenyingqianle，yingdebushao，kuoshaoyemenxiazhudoushiyiwanqi，budaoyigeyuejingyingle20wanxiandayang。
cishimeiguijianyi：“zaiduzuihouyiba，zanjiulikaizhongguo，maishangchuanpiao，qulasiweijiasi！”
suiranchengtianshungenbenbuzhidaolasiweijiasizaidiqiudenagejiaoluo，dantazhixiangyuanda，shiyaozuoyidaiduwang。
zaimeiguideanpaixia，tacanjialeyicitedaduju，neiyiyechengtianshunyashanglesuoyoudayang，zhengzhengershiwan，shudeganganjingjing，zheihaibusuanwan，tahaijieleduzhai，daoqianleduifangliushiwan，shoulimeiqianle，beirenjiakouxiadangrenzhi，qiujinzaiyijianpowuzili。
wanshang，tasesefadou，pazaimeiguidehuailikubizi：“meiguia，nishuowogaizenmebana？wozenmegenwoniangshuoa？”
meiguiwenrouyixiao，dao：“qinniangjiabule，tahainengbuguanni？”
“wopawoniangdasiwo！”
“buhuide，danniyaoshibuhaiqian，zheiliderenkendingnengdasizanliang！”
dangwan，qinainaizhengzaijizu，yishiguohou，quanjiachituanyuanfan，turan，purenjicongcongdicongwaimianpaojinlai：“qinainai，buhaole！buhaole！”
qinainaishenziyizhan，buyongcai，kendingshixiaoerziyouchuanghuole，zheizhongchangjingbuzhijingliguoduoshaocile，dantawanwanmeixiangdao，erzizheicichuangdehuobitiandouda。
fanjujiaohuangle，quanjiarenxianruchensi，qinainaichoumeibuzhan，mingzhiduifangzuojuqiaozha，danmeibanfa，sharenchangming、qianzhaihaiqian，erqieyouwenshuziju，zheiqianbixudeji，liushiwanxiandayang，yixiataochuqu，shushiniandejiyehuiyuyidan。
neitianzhenghaochensanyeyezaifushang，bangzheqinainaijizudaxiashou，yanjianchulezheidangzishi，tachenmobuyu。
tashenzhizijilaidaodongbeinengzhaodaozheifenchashiyishiwanxing，tabuxiangzaizhandu，gengbuxiangreshangjianghuenyuan，dancike，yanjianqinainaiyiyebaitou，sikaozaisan，xiangqile《xiyouji》lideyijuhua：zhienbubaofeijunzi，wanguqianqiumazuiming！
xinyiheng，yiwufangudizhanlechulai：“qinainai，ganbuganrangwoqushishi？”
“ni？”qinainaiyilianhuaiyi。
“zhiyaoninxindeguowo，ganbayinpiaojiaodaowoshoushang！”chensanyejiandingdishuo。
qinainaiwangzhezheigeyilianyansu、pingribugouyanxiaodenianqingren，sicunpianke，dao：“woxinni！”
tazhidaochensancongbushuodahua，fanshidayingguotadeshi，douzuodaole，tagengzhidaozheigenianqingrenchengfujishen，zhengzhunbeishenwaxitan，jialichulezheimeyidangzishi，yehao，pingjiezheigeshi，nengshichuchensandeshenqian。
neishitieliangtoushangdeshangzaoyijinghaole，zhishibozibutailinghuo，bunengguofenniutou，yishengshuoshinaobushouzhongjiyaposhenjingliuxiadehouyizheng，buguanruhe，tieliangyoukeyigensuichensanyezhengzhanjianghule。
liangrennaleyinpiaolaidaoneijiadudang，mianjianlaoban，laobanshigeshandongren，zaonianchuangguandongguolaide，shengaobachi，henjianzhuang，lianzhangzhangde，yanwoshenxian，wushilaisui，laomoushensuandeyangzi。
“qiandailaile？”pangbianyigexiaosiwen。
“dailaile！”chensanyeshuo。
“neijiuchengshanglaiba？”xiaosijiaodao。
chensanyeyixiao，zhilezhilaoban，wen：“haibuzhizheiweizhangjudezunxingdaming？”
xiaosinudao：“fangsi！zheishiweizhendongsanshengdehaiye！”
“e，haiye，jiuyang，jiuyang！xiaodechensan，jianguohaiye!”chensanyeyibaoquan，qishitagenbenbuzhidaohaiyeshinagenercong。
haiyelenglengyixiao，pielechensanyeyiyan，meidaqiang。
“nihaimojishenme？haibukuaibayinpiaochengshangqu？”xiaosijibukenai。
chensanyeweiweiyixiao，youduihaiyeyibaoquan：“haiye，yinpiaowodailaile，danwoyougebuqingzhiqing！”
“ninaerneimeduopihuaa？”xiaosinudao。
haiyeheheyixiao：“rangtashuo！”
chensanyexiaodao：“woxianghehaiyeduyiba！ruguowoduyingle，yinpiaojiubuyongjihaiyele，shunbianbaqinainaibuchengqideerzidaihuiqu！ruguowodushule，haiyeninkandaomei，budanjininzheiliushiwanyinpiao，wolianqinainaidefangqi、diqiyedailaile，qinainaiquanbujiayedouguinin！”
haiyeyanjingyiliang，weiweichensi，suijilenglengyixiao：“housheng，shaolaizheitao！yimaguiyima，lizhuojiuxiama！wohechengshaoyededujuyijingluotingle，yaoxiangzaidu，neidekanwolairishifouyouxinqing！”
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tieliangyizhenmengdong，buzhichensanyeweihefangxiayinpiaojiuzou，chensanyehenhendengletayiyan，taganmanggenleguoqu。
liangrengangmaichumenjian，haiyecongshenhouhanleyisangzi：“nihuilai！”
chensanyeweiweizhuanshen：“haiyehaiyoushenmefenfu？”
haiyeshenshouyizhi：“wohenidu！”
“麻将还是牌九？”
“麻将！”
“好！”
duzhuodunshizhileqilai，zhoubianxiaosidouweilongguolai，chensanyedangranzhidaopangbianzheixiexiaosidoushijihaiyechuandianhaode，kansisigerenzaidamajiang，qishiyiwuzirendouzaicanyu。
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haiyezuozaiduimianbuyongsuanpai，jiujiangchensandepaimianlejiedeqingqingchuchu。
haiyejifagaochao，yishanglaijiutingerwubawan，duimiangangdachuerwan，haiyexinxiayixi，gangyaoshuohua，buliaochensanyequeyituipai：“hule！”
haiyedajingshise，bujiedikanzhechensanyeshenhouneiqunren，neixiexiaosimianmianxiangqu，yousizuomeng。
chensanyeyixiao：“haiye，wokeyibachengshaoyedaizoulema？”
haiyezhidaoyudaoxingjiale，danaojisuyunzhuan，yifansixiangdouzhenghou，huoranyixiao：“lairen，fanglechengshaoye！”
“haiye？”xiaodimenbujie。
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