jingcaixiaoshuomingmingcaifuziyou,zajiuchengqiguanyanle?benwenjiangshulefangjunliuwanheliangrendedoushishenghuogushi,mingmingcaifuziyou,zajiuchengqiguanyanle?jigeweituijian,xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan“xuejienihao,qingwenshangxueyuanzenmezoua?”fangjunzhanzainvshengshenhou,feichanglimaodewendao。“ng?nishizaigenwoshuohuama?……
“neizanmenzouba?weilaidetongbantongxue,jiedainiqubaodao。”liuwanhelianshangluchutiantiandeweixiao,lvxianzouzaiqianfang,shuobahaichaozheshenhougoulegoushouzhi。
“haodehaode,duoxiele。”
fangjunganmanglinzhexinglixianggenleshangqu,“duile,wojiaofangjun,fangfangzhengzhengdefang,zhengrenjunzidejun,nijiaoshenmemingzia?”
“fangjun,ng……haomingzi,suoyi,nishizhengrenjunzima?”liuwanhewaizhenaodaiwendao。
zheiyiwenzaicibafangjunjizhengbuhuile。
zheihaishidiyiciyourenzheimezhibaidewentashibushizhengrenjunzide。
tagaizenmehuida?shiorbushi?
xiayimiao,fangjunjiuzhuyidaoleshenzangzainvhaiyanjingshenchudeneiyimohuaixiao,yushiwunaidejuqishuangshou:
“jie,wotoujiangxinglebu?zanbushishuohaolebudouwodema?”
“nizheibushiyemeibeiwodoudaoma。”nvhaipielepiezui,jiershuodao:“nihao,fangjun,chucijianmian,wojiaoliuwanhe!”
fangjundiandiantou,tingbiezhideziwojieshao。
“wanhesuiyunwandeneigewanhe?”
liuwanhedalegexiangzhi:“bingo!”
“wanhesuiyunwan,shuangsudanqiuban,nimingziyetinghaotingde。”fangjundiantouchengzan。
wenyan,liuwanhexiaolexiao,jiangshuangshoubeizaishenhou,sihuxinqinghenbucuo。
fangjunniuguotou,zaicijinjulidekanleyiyanliuwanhedexiaolian……
啊!救命!
shutacaishuxueqian,tazhendexiangbudaoyongshenmecihuinenggoumiaoshuliuwanhedeyanzhi。
除了好看还是好看!
hemeinvxiangchudeshiguangzongshiduanzande,henkuai,liangrenjiulaidaoleshangxueyuandelouxia。
“re,zheijiushishangxueyuanlou,jiexialaiyinggaijiubuyongwojinidailuleba,woxianhuiqulou?”
“ruguonibujieyidehua,yaobudengwoyihuier?woqingnihebeinaicha,jiudangshiganxienibangwodailule。”
“niyaoqingwohenaicha?”liuwanheturanbayanjingyimi,jiangshoufangzaixiabachu:“nigaibuhuishixiangpaowoba?wu……jirannidouzheimeshuole,neijiejiujiniyigeqingwohenaichadejihuiba。”
fangjun:(´⊙ω⊙`)
hunjihulianwangduonian,tazirenweizijiyesuanshijianguodafengdalangde,danliuwanhezheizhongqinvzitahaishidiyicijian。
youneimeyishunjian,fangjunturanganjuedaolerenshengsandacuojuezhiyi。
renshengsandacuojueshishenme?
手机响了!
我能反杀!
她喜欢我!
taheliuwanheshidiyicijianmian,genjutaduinvhaizidelejie,jiusuanzaizenmesheniudenvhaizi,yebuyinggairuci……e……neishadeba?
dangran,zheiyeguaibudefangjunhuiduoxiang。
jiuxiangliuwanhenenggouyishidaozijihenhaokanyiyang,fangjunyerenweizijihenshuai!
gaozhongshiqi,takeshiquannianjichulemingdexiaocao,buzhidaoyouduoshaonvhaizicengtoutoujitadiguoqingshu。
啥玩意?
nishuozheizhishitapinhaofanchizhongduqiandehuanxiang?
wonima&*×*~@(madehenzang)
咳咳,言归正传。
ruguobushiyinweitanlianaihuidanwuxuexi,zaigaozhongshiqi,zhiyaofangjunxiang,neimetasuishisuididounengtuodan!
“buduijing,nihenbuduijing!laoshigaosuwo,nigangcaishibushizaixiangyixieqiguaidedongxi?”
liuwanhezhanzaifangjunmianqian,renzhendewendao,zhijieyijuhuadapoletadeduziyiyin。
“bushi……wo……ni……ai,woxianqubaodaole。”sihushibeichaichuanle,fangjunluohuangertao。
ranertabuzhidaodeshi,jiuzaitaxiangzheshangxueyuanpaoquzhishi,liuwanhedingzhetadebeiying,puciyishengxiaolechulai。
“yigeyouyisidechunqingxiaoshuaige,fangjun……wojizhunidemingzile。”
qishiliuwanhepingshibuzheiyangde。
shenzhiliantazijiyebuzhidaoweishenme。
zaidiyicijiandaozheigenanshenghou,tadehuaxiazijiuzhibuzhudedakai,bingqiefeichangxiangyaokandaotahaixiulianhongdemoyang。
zaogao,tagaibuhuishiyoushenmeguaipiba!
…………
zoujinshangxueyuan,zhaodaoguomaozhuanye,fudaoyuanyijingzuozaineilidengdaizhexinshengmenqianlaibaodaole。
fangjundefudaoyuanshiyigenianjiyuemosanshichutoudenvxing,dancongmianrongshangkan,henheai,daizhejinsiyanjing,jirenyizhongzhixingdeganjue。
wozhidaoyongheaihezhixinglianggeciyutongshilaixingrongyiweisanshisuizuoyoudenvxingfeichangdeguguai,danshishijiushiruci。
fangjunzaizheigefudaoyuanshenshang,ganshoudaolezhiyouzaineixienvxingzhangbeishenshangcaiganshouguodeheaiqinqiedeganjue。
youxierenkenengjiushiruciba,youxieshihou,nishenzhinenggouzaiyigeliusuixiaonvhaishenshangganshoudaoheaideganjueni。
jingguoyifanjiandandejiaoliu,fangjunyeshizhidaoletamenfudaoyuandexingming,wangyulan!
budebushuo,zheigemingzihejinlingdaxuezheisuoyuanxiaofeichangdeda。
yaozhidao,jinlingdaxueli,shenmehuazuiduo?
答案——白玉兰!
tianxiewangerenxinxi,fenpeihaosushe,fangjunhenyoulimaodegendaoyuanjinxinggaobie,ranhoubianzaicilinzhexinglixianglikaile。
liuwanhehaizaishangxueyuanmenkoudengzhetani,zheimeyedetian,rangnvhaizidengtaijiukebushishenshisuowei。
没打错字,就是耶!
zheimeyedetian,niyebuye?
“halou!baoqian,rangnijiudengle,zouba,woqingnihenaicha。”fangjunchongzheliuwanhehuilehuishou,
liuwanhekeaidedianledianxiaonaodai,“hao。”
zouzailushang,fangjunwendao:“wokanditushang,zanmenxuexiaohaoxiangdaduoshupinpaidenaichadiandouyou,nixiangheshenme?”
“mixueba,bianyiyouhaohe。”
“jiu……mixue?meiguanxide,doushuolewoqingni,buyongdanxinjiage。”
suiranfangjunhenxihuanhemixue,danzongganjueqingnvhaizihezheigeyoudianbutaiheshi。
zaizheshuole,tabuqueqianshizhendebuqueqian!shizhijinri,tayinxingkalihaianjingdetangzhejiejinershiwanni!
“mixuezale?nigaibuhuishikanbuqixuewangdarenba。”liuwanhejiaochendibailefangjunyiyan。
fangjunlianlianbaishou:“neidaomeiyou,woyetingxihuanhemixuede,jiushiganjue……”
“ganjueqingnvhaizihemixuemianzishanghuiguobuqu?zeze,qiaoqiaozheigaisidedananzizhuyiyou。”
fangjun:((유∀유|||))
“hahahaha,haolahaola,nizenmezheimebujingdoua,nigaibuhuizhendeyichanglianaidoumeitanguoba?wu……zixixiangxiangyeshi,nengkaodaojinlingdaxuede,yinggaidoushiyixieshudaizi,nayoushijiantanlianaini?nishuoduiba。”
sihuzhiyaokandaofangjunchibie,liuwanhejiufeichangkaixin。
fangjunhenxiangfanbo,danzhanglezhangzuibayoubuzhidaogaishuoxieshenme。
meitanguolianaizenmenile?(*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)
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