jingcaixiaoshuo《mamahenwoqiangzoubaba,jingzaowohuangyao》,youwangluozuojiaqinzhubianzhuercheng,shuzhongdaibiaorenwufenbieshiyuanqianxiaofang,jiangshuyiduanwenxintianmideduanpianyanqing,gushijianjie:mamaquedeyidepailepaiwodelian:“biehanwoma!nizheige**!yaobushiniqianglewodenanren,wohuibianchengzheiyangma?zheidoushini……
第一章
mamazongshuonvhaiziyaoziai,bunengchuanzheduanxiuduankuzainanrenmianqianhuangyou。
lugebolutuideneixierendoushibuyaoliandelanghuo,wobunengxiangtamenyiyang。
weileshuncongta,woyiniansijidouchuanzhezhangxiuzhangku,yidaoxiatianjiuzhongshu。
dantaquexihuan**neiyichuanzhediaodaizaijialihuanglaihuangqu。
wowentaweishenme,taqueyibazhangdazaiwolianshang,shuowobuanfen,shibushixianggouyingege。
wobuzhidaotazaishuoshenme。
zhidaoneitian,wokanjiangegezoujinlemamadefangjian......
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wokanzhemamaxiangduidaixiaohaieryiyangbaozhegege,gegeyexianggeyinghaibanyiweizaimamahuaili。
wobeizheiyimuzhenjingdeshuobuchuhua,zhishiyongshoujijiangzheiyimupailexialai。
guolehaoyihuiertamencaichulai,mamahegegejiandaowoliansejiangyingyishun。
“xiaoqian,nishenmeshihouhuilaide?”
gegeyouxiebuzirandekanzhewo。
wojiangxiuzilushangquluchushouwan,jieshidao:“jintianfangshujia,woganghuilaimeiduojiu......”
huayinweiluo,mamabianchongshanglaijilewoyibazhang:“wohenishuoguoduoshaocile?buyaoluchushouwan!nitianshengjiuzheime**ma?!tiantianxiangzhegouyinnanren?woshizaoleshenmenieshenglenizheimege**!”
wowuzhefaredeliankanzheta,weiqudejieshi:“mama,wozhishitairele。”
waimiansishidudegaowen,wochuanzhezhangxiuzhangku,hanyerangyifunianzaiwoshenshanghenbushufu,kuangqietabuyunxuwozaigegezaijiadeshihouxizao。
suoyiwobennengdexianglayixiayifu,kezheizaiwomayanlijiuxiangfanletiantiaoyiyang。
mamabeiwoqixiaole:“zenmebierenburejiunire?wokannijiushifanjian!”
woyanzhonghanleibushuohua,mamagengjiajidongle,duizhewojiushiyidundaqia。
“kudezheimesaojisheikan?”
mamadamagoule,niutoukangegeyiyan,dingzhudao:“wohaibushiweiletahao,xianzaidenvhaierdousao!nikebiebeiwaimianjipianle!”
gegelianshengdayingmamazheicaibaxiu,dankanxiangwodeyanshenchongmanyane。
wodexinchenrugudi,wocongmeiganshouguomuai,woshizhongkewangzhemamadeai,kezheisihushitianfangyetan。
mamadaizhegegequgouwule,wozhongyukeyixizaole。
wotuoxiazhanshideyifu,chongxidiaoshenshangdehanye,zheicaiganjuezijihuoleguolai。
wodakaikongdiao,zuozaishafashangwanshouji。
turanwoshuadaoyitiaoshipin,shipinneirongshimamachuanzheyitiaojinshendiaodaiqunranggegebaozhetazhuanquanquan。
shipinwenanshi——zheijiushishengerzidehaochu。
pinglunqudoushiqingyisedexianmu
mamazaipinglundixiashuo:“nimendoushuoerzidiaopi,danwonvercaiwandehua。”
“tiantianchenmigukexiaoshuo,zuotianhaizaijialiniulainiuqusaoshounongzi,shitugouyintagege。”
“womatatahaibuchengren,haifanguolaijuedewopianxin,danwojiushinvde,wohaibuzhidaotazaixiangshenmema?woyaoshibujishizuzhi,kongpatadouyao**lezhanzaitagemianqian。”
xiamiandaduoshumawobuzhijiandiande,jingshenbuzhengchangde,rangtabawosongqujingshenbingyuan,tajiaxingxingdeshuoshebude,youshouhuoleyibotongqing。
womayinweizheitiaoshipinzhanglebushaofensi,woyouxiebushidefangxiashouji。
xinsuanzhangdelihai,woxiangbumingbai,jiusuanmamabaobeigege,danwoyeshitadehaizia?taweishenmeyaozheimewuruwodihuiwoshanghaiwoni?
beishangdeqingxuyizhidaomamahuilaicaijieshu。
tajianwozaichuikongdiao,youxieyinyangguaiqideshuo:“budangjiabuzhichaimiyouyangui!youxierenayidianyebutiliangwodexinku,chiwodechuanwodeyongwode,zuihouhaoxiangwohaiqiantayiyang!”
jianwobushuohua,womafanule,tachongshanglaikuangshanwojibazhang:“nierduolongle?wohenishuohuanitingbujianma?!”
tajiangshouzhongdegouwudaizazaiwolianshang,lianshangliuchuyinhongdexianxue,mamaquemanyidixiaole。
zheishitingdaochaonaodelinjuganleguolai。
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