妈妈入戏太深后，我死心了禾椰椰-著

小说简介

shifenjuyoukandiandeyibenshuangwen《mamaruxitaishenhou，wosixinle》，leishuyuduanpianyanqingticai，zhurengongshixunanzhixuping，xiaoshuoyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuoheyeye，gushineironggenggai：“xuping，nizaojiukanwobushunyanleba？waimianneimeduohuahuacaocao，niduiwodangranhuini。”“haiyouni，xunanzhi！nibushihenxihuanmishuayima？yihoujiukeyi……

精彩章节

第一章

我妈是戏痴。

yangongdouwennvzhu，rangwohebababangongnvtaijiansihouta。

yanzhuiqiwennvzhu，wohebabafangxiazizunguiqiutahuilai。

houlai，mishangdaruwenxuedetaweilerangwojigongkaodiermingrangwei，guyizaizhengshenqiandiaoxiaojiazhao。

我忍无可忍质问她。

taquebanshangleyinfawennvzhu：“woweizheigejiacaolaoleershinian，meixiangdaonimenduiwozheimebuman！jiranrucineijiulihun！woyeyouzijiderensheng，buxiangzaibeizheigejiatuoleile！”

wohebabapeitayanleershinian，kezheiyici，womenzhendeleile。

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niezhemamadefanzuijiluchaxunhanhunhuneehuidaojiashi，babagangzuohaofancai。

jianwohuilai，bababianxifasidecongmenhoupengchuyishuhua：

“gongxizanjianannanchenggongshangan！”

wochongerbuwen，zhigougoudingzhemama。

“nimeishenmeyaoshuodema？”

tayouxiexinxudiyikaiyanshen：

“kuaichifanba，caidouyaoliangle，nibajintianyidazaochumenmaideyuni！”

babajiangwoanzaizuoweishang，tianlemanmanyiwanfan。

我不为所动。

neizhangzhibuzhiheshibeiworouchengyituan，jinjinzuanzaishouxin。

woxiaoxinyiyitankaiyouxieshiruandeta，zhandouzheshengyin：

“nimingzhidao，woweilekaogongyouduonuli。woqiandingningwanzhufu，rangnixiaoxinxiaoxinzaixiaoxin，kenidaohao，jiuzaizheizuihoudezhengshenhuanjienibeidiaoxiaojiazhao！”

bangeyueqian，mamachenmiyudaruwenxue。

pangrendoushipipanxiane，taquefanqidaoerxingzhi，renweiruxueshizhigaowushangdeyishu，zhengridairu。

houbukaoshengshilexiefazizhaodaowojialai，kuqiuwobangbangta。

tashuojialicongxiaojiuqiong，haoburongyicongshanlipaochulai，zheicikaobushangjiuyaobeizhuahuiqujiaren。

kewomianshineitianqinyanjiandaotacongbaomacheshangxialai，hetanqiongkun？

wobimenbujian，mamaquezhoumeiduzui：

“renshengzaishi，yaohuodeshanliangxie。ninengkaoshangyici，ziranyenengkaoshangdierci，qiedengyideng，mingnianzaizhanyouhebuke？”

neitianqi，woturanjuezhetahenmosheng，qingyiyijuhuajiuxiangbiwofangqiyiniandenuli。

shibushibianzibuchouzaizijishenshangjiubuhuijuedeteng？

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mamafangxiakuaizi，youhuanleyigexinrenshe，shouzuwucuodizhetou：

“wobushiguyide，nannan，bieshengwoqilehaoma？zanmenmingnianzaikaoyici，yidingnengjinde......”

我气昏了头。

“zaikao？gongjianfaduizhengshendeyangechengdunibuzhidaoma？meiyoujihuile！”

“niyoushenmezigetiwofashanxinrangmingejibieren！zhengtianjiuzhidaoyanyanyan，dangzijishiyinghouma？”

babafuzhebaonudewo，yishijianyemeichenzhuqi：“nipingshizaijiawomenpeiniyanyanyejiusuanle，guinvzheimezhongyaodeshinizenmenengdangerxi！”

mamawenwandelianpangturanchenxialai：

“yuanlainimenduiwozheimebuman，renleershinianhenxinkuba？wotiantianxianggebaomuyiyangsihounimen，huanlaidejuranshi......”

tazichaoxiaolexiao，dunleyixiayoukaikou：

“jiranruci，neijiulihunba。zheigejiayanewo，woyebudaile。”

duomeguanmiantanghuangdeyizhangzuia。

leishuibushoukongzhidicongwoyankuangliuxia：

“daxuesinian，yanjiushengsannian。”

“wozhengzhengqiniandenuli，jiuyinweinideyishishanxinquanhuile！nandaohaiyaowokuanizuodehaoma！”

爸爸也痛心疾首：

“nixiangyanzhongtianwennvzhu，wozanqianmaidalutai；nixiangzuojiaoqi，wojiangnipengzaishouxinjiupahuale；nixiangyanzhuiqiwen，wozigan**tianzheni；nixiangdangniangniang，woyeqingleshijigebaomusihouni。”

“kenannanzuocuoleshenme？nizhengrichenmijuben，wobuzaijiashi，tacaisansuijiuyaoxuezhezijipaonaifen！qisuijiuzijizouzhequshangxue！wozhongyuqingdeqisijishi，nilianshifenzhongdeluchengdoubuyuanyipeita！”

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妈妈抬眼怒视我们：

“xuping，nizaojiukanwobushunyanleba？waimianneimeduohuahuacaocao，niduiwodangranhuini。”

“haiyouni，xunanzhi！nibushihenxihuanmishuayima？yihoujiukeyiguangmingzhengdajiaotamamale。”

“nimenbuzhenxiwo，ziyoupangren！woyeyouzijiderensheng，woyaoqugongzuoqulvyouquxiangshou，zuozijirenshengdedanvzhu！buhuizaibeizheigejiatuolei！”

talazhe20cunxinglixiang，jiangqianlezidelihunxieyishuaizaizhuoshang：

“mingtianjiuqudengji，yigeyuehouwoyunimenzaiwuganxi！”

yuanlaiyoushiyinfadanvzhu，kebabawaimiangenbenmeiyouhuahuacaocao，woyebingburenshishenmemishuayi。

babazhaileyanjing，fuzheetouzaishufangzuoleyisu，zhidaotianseweiweiliangcaiqianxiamingzi。

diertian，yixiangaichidaodemamazheicijingtiqianshifenzhongjiudaoleminzhengjumenkou。

tashenbianhaigenzhegeqieshengshengdexiaonvhai，hewochabuduonianji。

“mama，zheijiushixiannileizhuidejiejiema？”

“tahaopiaoliang，meixiangdaoshineizhongren......”

mamajiandaowo，likexiangtoumushizibatahuzaishenhou：

“xunanzhi，shouqinineiyanshen！yaoshiganqifunannan，wobuhuifangguoni。”

tagaoangzhetou，xiangyaokanwotongkudaoqianqiutahuitou。

kewozhishidandanbiekaitou。

banhaolihunhou，wohebabazouzaijieshang。

gezhewumengmengdeyulian，jiebianxiaofandejiaomaishengqingxikewen。

youtiaoxiangqigouzhewomenzouguoqu，mamawanzhenannandeshouwuzhebizifeikuaizouguo：

“shenmedouchiyebupadebing，nannan，mamadainiquchijiasirendingzhi。”

mamalanzhenannanlikai，sanpianxiangshenpangdenvhai，renyouyushuidashihoubeijingzhideyishang。

yuanlaitazhidaozenmeairen，zhidaozenmedangmuqin，zhishibuyuanyizheimeduiwohebaba。

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mamarutasuohuanxiangdedanvzhuyiyang，duanzandeshiyeyoucheng。

takailejiapeixunjigou，zhuanweihuanxingjiatingzhufubeijingudesixiang，quewanglezhenzhengkunyujiatingdenvxinggenbenshangbuqizheiyangdeke。

neixieguitaitaizhishikanzaibabademianzishang，duitaquyifengying。

woshengrineitian，taqiahaozaigebibaoxiang。

gebidelitaitaikanjianwomen，buyoufenshuojiulazhemamajiajinlai。

mamamanlianbuqingyuan，litaitaibatatuidaobabashenbian：

“aiyou，doulaofulaoqilehaixiushenme？”

yinweiyouwairenzai，nainaidangqiheshilao：

“jintianshiwoguaisunnvdeshengri，youshenmeshidenghuijiazaishuo。”

mamalengleyixia，caifaxianzhuoshangdebacengdangao，bugaoxingdipiezuijiao：

“duodarenle，puzhanglangfei。haishiwoyiqiantaiguanzheni，doubanichonghuaile。”

nannanhenshidangdinuoguoqu，xiaoshengxunwen：

“mama，zheijiushidangaoma？chidedongxijurannengleibaceng，haolihai！yaoshigueryuandedidimeimeinengchidaojiuhaole。”

babatimiandirangtazuoxiachifan，taqueweibukechadidouledoushenzi：

“dui…duibuqi，shushu。wobushiguyide，reninhejiejiebukaixinle，womashangzou！”

“wokansheigangannizou！”

mamababaozhongzhongshuaizaizhuoshang，ziguziwozhedangaodaoqiezouzuidingshangdemeilidagongzhu，pengdaonannanmianqianhongta。

quanranwanglezheishiwozuixihuandedonghuadianyingzhujiao，haishibabayongfantangqinshouzuode。

nannanjieguodeyishunjian，yangzhuangshoudou，dangaopajiyishengdiaozailedishang。

babazhongyurenwukeren，hechimamadaizhetagunchuqu。

mamazhongzhongdiyipaizhuozi，zhizhebabanuma：

“xupingnibiejilianbuyaolian，nimenfunvliangpingshiqifuwohaibugou，haixiangduinannanzhishouhuajiao？”

“wogaosunimen，woyijingbushiyiqianneigerenlaorenyuandejiatingzhufule！”

“nimenbiexiangzaijiwoliansekan！”

wokanzhezheiyangdemama，yijingfenbuqingtashizhenxindehaishizaiyanxile。

tabujidewoshengri，worenle，bangeduoyuelaiyouyiwuyide**woyerenle。

ketadiandaoheibai，duiwohebabadefuchushierbujian，bazijidangzuoleshouhaizhe。

tadexinlizhiyouzijiheyanxi，zheiyangdeta，buzhidewomenai。

woanzhemeixin，pingxinjingqinachubaolizaojiuzhunbeihaodeqinziguanxiduanjueshu：

“签了吧。”

mamaxiangshicaifanyingguolai，bukezhixinwangzhewo：

“nifengle？wokeshinima，nizenmeshede？”

wojixiao：“nidenverbushilingyouqirenma？”

tameilefanbodediqi，xiayishiwangbabashenbiankao。

爸爸坐到我身旁：

“peininaolejishinian，haibugouma？”

“xizongyouyanwandeyitian，yegaixingleba。”

mamashizhongchenmozhebudongbi，bababunaifan：

“zaihaoxiaqu，lihunhouninengnaduoshaoqianjiubuyidingle！”

nannanyedashengshuo：“mama！zheiyanglangxingoufeidenver，nihaiyaotazuoshenme？”

wocuicudao：“zaibuqianzi，wobaozhengniyifenqianyenabudao，nidebaobeinannankeyaozenmeduwandaxue？”

tahenkuaiqianwanzi，zhishilikaishilazhuwo：

“nannan，youbiyaozheimejueqingma？wohaodaiyangdaleni。”

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wozhenjingyutade**：“yangdawo？nijiwohuanguoyiciniaobu，weiguoyikoufan，chuanguoyijianyifu，kaiguoyicijiazhanghuima？”

“niyoushenmezigeshuozijiyangdalewo？”

mamashilizuozaidengzishang，fanzheweiguangdeqianziselifucikequezhoubabade。

nannangezhehouzhongdebaoxiangmensiwujidan：

“jiejie，mamayihoujiushiwoyigerendele，shinizijibuyaode，kebiehouhui。”

“laohuadoushuo‘youmadehaizixiangkuaibao，meimadehaizixianggencao’。”

taturanwuzhuzuibahenshizuozuo：

“duibuqi，jiejie，wobushimani。wozhishihenkaixinyihouwoyeshikuaibaole。”

wojiangshouzhiyigengencaganjing，bashijinsaijintadiediebuxiudezui：

“消消毒！”

mamazhuaizhewomeiyousongshou：“nannan，wo......”

huayinweiluo，nannanyibengyitiaopaoguoqubaozhuta。

mamahuakazaihoulongli，cuobaiditouqingqingfumonannannaodai：

“算了，先回家。”

houlaitaxiangshihuanlexingzi，meizaijiwofazijihenannandetianmirichang，fanermeitianguaizhewandiguanxinwo。

kewozuikewangmuaideshihouyijingguoqule，rujinzaijiaxingxingdizuozheixieyoushenmeyongni？

qishilihunbuyaowozheiyangdehua，tazaiyannvewennvzhushishuoguowushubian。

woyecengqiubabadaitaqujingshenkekankan，tazhijieyisixiangbi。

pobudeyiwozhinengqinglaixuexinlidexiaoyi，tahualehenzhangshijiancaiquedingmamadelewangxiangzheng。

womentoutoubatadeweishengsutihuan，tayoutoutouhuanhuilai，zheibingfanfanfufu，gezhizhijin。

youshiwoyewufafenbiantashizhenbingle，haishijiuaiyan。

xiaoshihouwozaidianshishangkanjianjianchaguanjiejie，yiqifengfazhanzaizhongrenmianqianjulilizheng，wodexinlimaixiayikexiaoxiaodezhongzi，woyexiangchengweitazheiyangderen。

mamayizhidouzhidao，ketaxiaowosha，yihouzhidingshigemeiqiandelaoliuming。

houlaiwokaoshanggongwuyuanshi，tayezhishilansandibishangyanxiaoqi：

“shigerendounengshang，youshenmekejiaoaode。”

shia，tabuzhirenjianjiku，yagaodouyourenjihaofangzhe。

tabuhuimingbaiworiyekududejianchi，yebuhuimingbaiwokaodao160fuchuduoshaonuli。

jinjinshiyinweineigenvhaishuojialiqiong，jiukeyibuguzijideqinshengnverdemengxiangma？wobumingbai。

neigenannantudeshimamadeqian，tahencongming，zhidaozijigoubuzhebabadeqiandaizi，jiuxiangtusihuayiyangpanzhemama。

xianzaimamashiqulezuidadeyikao，wodaoyaokankantamenhainengbunengmuciziai。

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lihunbeichuanchuhou，mamadejigoukongwuyiren。

rendoushiquyanfushide，meileliyongjiazhijiushifeiwu。

mamadagaishishoubuleluocha，zhaodaolewomianqian。

duanduanyiyueweijian，mamawuheidefajianduolejilvbaifa。

taliushisuile，benshoubenjiao，dagaishihualehenzhangshijianhenduogongfucaizhaodaozheifenbaojiegongzuo。

mamafupingshenqiandezhezhou，suifabeiliaozhierhou：

“nannan，nizuijinguodehaoma？wojinifaxinxiniyebuhui，nibabadianhuayebujie，shibushijialichushenmeshile？yaobuyaowohuiqu......”

chujiwoyanzhongdeyaneshi，tashixianyixiangwoshenpangdenanren：