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精彩章节

wodemamazhengzaixiaoshi。tawangjiweiwo，wangjihuijia，shenzhiwangjilezijishishei...1.maodeshijiehenxiao。

xiaodaozhishiyigeyangguangnengzhaodaodejiaoluo，yiwanqingshui，hemamahuijiashiyaochizhuandongdeshengyin。wojiaorongrong，

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mamagongzuohenmang，dancongbuwangjijiwotianlianghuanshui。wanshangtahuibaozhewoyiqikandianshi，

shouzhiqingqingdishuliwobeishangdemao。wozuixihuanpazaimamadexigaishangdahulu，ganshoutazhijiandewendu。

keshiyouyitian，yiqiedoubianle。neitianmamahuijiashimeiyoujiaowo，yemeiyoubaowo。

tashenshangyouyizhonghenqiguaideweidao，xiangshiyiyuanlidexiaodushui，cidewodebizifayang。

zheiweidaorangwoxiangqilemamadaiwoqujueyuneitian，tabaozhewo，kudebiwohaixiong。kexianzai，

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”tadeshengyinlengdexiangdongtiandedaxue，shimaozuipadedongxi。wolengzhule，erduotiezhetoupipaxia。

mamaconglaimeiyouzheiyangduiwoshuoguohua。woyiweitazhishitaileile，bianguaiguaididunzaiyipang，

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shierlengmodexiangmoshengren。youshitahuituranbaozhewoku，

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zenmeyezhuabudaojintou。zhidaodiertianzhongwu，mencaizaicidakai。mamadiediezhuangzhuangdizoujinlai，

shenshangmanshiyanjiuheyizhongmoshengde、rangwozhamaodeqiwei。tadeshouwanshangyouhongsedehenji，xiangshibeishenmeleguo。

“miao...”wodanyoudiweizhetazhuan，quebeitayijiaotikai。“gun！

doushiyinweini...ruguobushiyaohuilaiweini，wozaojiu...”mamadehuameishuowan，

jiuchongjinyushikaishioutu。woduozaishafadixia，xiaoxiaodeshentibuzhudifadou。wobumingbaifashengleshenme，

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wotiaoshangchuang，xiaoxinyiyidikaojinneigequansuochengyituandeshenying。dangwoyongtoucengtadeshoushi，tamengdichoukaile。

“zoukai...”tadeshengyinyijingkuyale。danwomeiyoufangqi。woguzhidizuanjintadebeiwan，

bazijituanchengyigemaoqiu，jintiezhetabinglengdeshenti。tashitutuikaiwo，danwosisizhuazhubeizibufang。zhongyu，

tadeshouluozailewodebeishang，dongzuoculudimoleliangxia，ranhoutingzhule。

“rongrong...”taqingshengjiaowodemingzi，shengyinliyouyisiwoshuxidewenrou。

wolikexiangliangdi"miao"leyishengzuoweihuiying，gengjiayonglidicengta。manmandi，

wogandaotadeshentibuzaineimejiangying，huxiyepingwenxialai。tadeshoukaishiyouguilvdifumowodebei，

suiranburuyiqianqingrou，danyijingrangwomanzudidaqihulu。maodeshijiehenxiao，xiaodaozhizhuangdexiayigemama。

jishizheigemamabiandemosheng，jishitayoushihuishanghaiwo，woyiranaita。yinweiwozhidao，zaimougedifang，

wozhenzhengdemamazhengzaikuqi，dengzhewozhaodaota。2.wokaishizhuyidao，

meicimamashenshangdaizheneizhongrangwozhamaodeqiweihuijiahou，shenshangzonghuiduochuyixieqiguaidehenji。

qichushishouwanshangdehongyin，houlaishiyilingxiaruoyinruoxiandeyuqing。zuiyanzhongdeyici，tadezuijiaopolepi，

yanjinghonghongdexiangshikuguo。wojiaojidiweizhetazhuan，yongshetouqingqingtiantashoushangdeshanghen。mamaquemengdichouhuishou，

lidaodaderangwoliangqiangleyixia。“biepeng！”talishengshuodao，suijiyouxiangshihouhuile，

dunxialaimolemowodetou，“duibuqi，rongrong...wobushiguyide。”wobumingbaimamaweishenmedaoqian，

danwohuiyongyuanyuanliangta。wocenglecengtadezhangxin，fachuanweidehulusheng。

mamadeshouzhizaiwoerhoutingliuleyihuier，neilishitazuixihuannaodedifang。danzheicitadedongzuoxinbuzaiyan，

yanjingyizhidingzheshoujipingmu。shoujiliangqi，yigemingzitiaolechulai：guchen。mamadebiaoqinglikebianle。

tadeshouzhixuanzaipingmushangfang，weiweifadou。wocoujinxiulexiu，wendaoyigukongjudeweidao。zheibushiwodemama，

wodemamaconglaibuhuihaipashenme。wojianguoyegouyaozhumaquedeyangzi。guchendeshengyincongtingtonglichuanchulaishi，

mamadeboziyehuixiangbeiyaodemaqueneiyangjiangzhi，fangfoyouwuxingdeyachikazaitadejizhuishang。“jinwanqidian，

dijingjiudian。bierangwodeng。”mamadeshengyinxiaodejihutingbujian，“...hao。”dianhuaguaduanhou，

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tazonghuixiaozheqinqinwodebijian。danzheici，tazhishijixiedimozhewodebei，yanjingdingzheyuanchu。neitianwanshang，

mamachuanleyitiaowocongmeijianguodeheiqunzi，haiwangshenshangpenlecibideyeti。wotaoyanzheizhongweidao，

tagaizhulemamabenshenwennuandexiangqi。dangtanaqibaozhunbeichumenshi，wochongdaomenkoulanzhuleta。“miao！

”woyongshentidangzaimenqian，weibazhadexiangbashuazi。“rongrong，bienao。”mamashituraoguowo。

danwojianchibudong，shenzhishenchuzhuazigouzhuletadequnbai。maodezhijuegaosuwo，

youshenmebuhaodeshiqingjiangyaofasheng，wobunengrangmamaquneigejiao“dijingjiudian”dedifang。“huaimao！

”mamaturantigaoleshengyin，yibajiangwolinqilaidiudaoshafashang，“nijiubunengrangwoshengdianxinma？

”tadezhijiaqiajinwodehoujingrouli，tengdewoerduoyidou。wojiangzaishafadianshang，kanzhetaxiongkoujulieqifu，

zuichunminchengyitiaocanbaidexian——xiangbeiwuxingdesixianlejinlehoulong。shangyicitazheiyangzhuawo，

haishiwochadiancongyangtaishuaixiaqudeshihou。neishitadeshouzhiyezaidou，queshinuande，daizhekuqiangmawo，

“xiao**。”ranhou，bazhengzhanglianmaijinwodedupili，“rongrong，

nihesimamale……”wenredeleishuilinshilewodepimao。kexianzai，tadeyanjinglijiezhebing。

shineizhongwocengjingtoutoutianguode、bingxiangzuidicengdeshuang，youyingyouleng，luodemaohoulongfateng。

danwohaishiliketiaoxiashafa，zaicipaodaomenqian。zheiciwogongqibei，maofazhakai，fachudichendehousheng。

ruguoneigejiaoguchendenanrenyaoshanghaimama，wobixubaohuta。mamadeyanshenbiandehenqiguai，xiangshizaizhengzha。

piankehou，tajuqishou，woyiweiyouyaobeida，suolesuobozi。danneizhishouzuizhongqingqingluozailewotoushang。

“xiaoshagua...”tadeshengyindaizhegengyan，“woshiqugongzuoa...buranzenmejinimaixiaoyugan？

”gongzuo？wobumingbai。danmamadeweidaogaosuwo，tazaishuohuang！wosisizhuazhuditanbufang，

zhidaomamatanzheqibawobaoqilai，guanjinlewoshi。“guai，wohenkuaijiuhuilai。”gezhemen，

tadeshengyintingqilaihaoyuan。wozaimenhoujiaojidizhuanao、jiaohuan，danwurenhuiying。zuizhongwotiaoshangchuangtai，

yanzhengzhengkanzhemamadeshenyingxiaoshizaiyesezhong。xiangshibeiheiantunshi。3.neiwan，mamazhidaotianliangcaihuilai，

shenshangdaizhegengnongdemoshengqiweihegengzhongdeshanghen。zheiyangdeqingkuangkaishipinfanfasheng。

meicineigejiaoguchendenanrenzhaohuan，mamajiuhuibiandebuxiangtaziji。youshitahuilaishiyanshenkongdong，

youshizekudefadou。zuikepadeshi，takaishirenweizheiyiqiedoushi“zhengchangde”。yitianxiawu，

wozhengquanzaimamatuibiandadun，dianshilibofangzheyibudianshiju。nvzhujiaozhengzaikuqi，

yigeyingjundenanrencubaodizhuazhutadeshouwan。woturanshuqierduo——zheigechangjingtaishuxile。

“...nijiubunengtinghuama？”dianshilidenanrenshuo，“wosuozuodeyiqiedoushiyinweiaini。

”mamadeshouzaiwobeishangtingzhule。wotaitoukanta，faxiantazhengdingzhepingmu，liansecangbai。

dianshilidenvzhujiaohuidadao，“wozhidao...duibuqi，wobugairenishengqi。”mamamengdizhanqishen，

chadianbawoxianfan。taguandiaodianshi，huxijicu。wocengzhetadejiaohuai，ganshoudaotazaiweiweifadou。neitianwanshang，

mamacongshujiashangnachuyibenfengmianshijunnanmeinvdeshu。wotiaoshangshuzhuo，

kandaoshumingjiao《badaozongcaideqiyuejiaoqi》。mamafankanzhe，biaoqingyuelaiyuekunhuo。dangtaxiangbashufanghuiqushi，

woguyiyongzhuazianzhuleqizhongyiye。

neishiyiduanbeiyingguangbibiaojidewenzi：「suwanzhidaoguchenduitadeshanghaizhishiaidebiaoxian，

tacongxiaoquefaanquangan，zhinengyongzheizhongfangshibiaodaganqing...」mamademingzijiujiaosuwan。wodingzheneixingzi，

youtaitoukanmama。tadeyanjingdengdedadade，shouzhizhandouzhefumoneixingziji，fangfoneishibierenxieshangqude。

“zheitaihuangmiule...”tanannanziyu，“wozenmehui...”jiuzaizheishi，menlingxiangle。

mamaxiangbeijingxingyiyang，huangmangheshangshuqukaimen。menwaizhanzheguchen，gaodayingjun，xizhuangbiting。danzaiwoyanzhong，

tahunshensanfazheweixiandeqixi，jiuxiangbaoyuqiandediqiya。“wanwan，”taweixiaozhe，shengyinquelengdexiangbing，

“buqingwojinquma？”mamajiangzaiyuandi，wonengganjuedaotazaizhengzha。danzuizhong，tatuihouyibu，rangkailemen。

guchenzoujinlai，muguanglikesuodinglewo。“zheijiushinineizhimao？”tashenshouxiangmowo，woxunsutiaokai，

beimaoshuqi。“rongrongyoudianpasheng...”mamaxiaoshengjieshi。guchenbuyiweiyidixiaolexiao，

turanyibalouzhumamadeyao。“xiangwolema？”tazaitaerbianwen，yanjingquekanzhewo，xiangshizaitiaoxin。

mamadeshentijiangyingdexiangkuaimutou，danhaishidianlediantou。wofachujinggaodedihou，

zhuazishenchulaigouzhuleshafatao。“tahaoxiangbuxihuanwo。”guchenshuo，yuqizhongdaizheweixie，“nizhidaode，

wobuxihuanjialiyoudongwu。”“rongronghenguaide！”mamajimangshuo，“tacongbudaoluan...”guchendaduanta，

“xiageyuenibandaowoneilishi，wobuxiwangkandaota。”banzou？buyaowo？wojingkongdikanxiangmama，

xiwangtanengfouren。danmamazhishidizhetou，yiyanbufa。guchenlikaihou，mamatanzuozaishafashang，

yanleiwushengdiliuxia。wotiaoshangqu，qingqingtiantadeshou。taturanbaozhuwo，baodeneimejin，

jihurangwochuanbuguoqi。“wobuhuidiuxianide，rongrong...”tazaiwoerbiandishengshuo，“wofashi。

”danwonengganjuedao，tashuozheihuashi，shengyinliyouyisibuqueding。jiuxiangtazaiduikangshenmekanbujiandeliliang，

erneililiangzhengzaiyidiandiancanshitadeyizhi。wokaishiliuyigengduoxijie。

xuduoleisideshu：《lengkuzongcaidetishenxinniang》、《cuoaichenghun：zongcaitaiweixian》......fengmianshang，

meibenshudenanzhujiaodoushenqidizhangdexiangguchen，nvzhujiaozexiangmama。gengqiguaideshi，

zheixieshulideqingjieyehemamadeshenghuojingrendixiangsi。dianshixinwenyebiandeyuelaiyueqiguai。

youshimingmingzaibofangtianqi，turanjiuhuitiaochuyiduanguanyu“gushijituanzongcaiyuweihunqitianmihudong”debaodao，

huamianlidemamaxiaodeneimemianqiang，erxinwenzhuboqueduicishierbujian。shijiehaoxiangchuleshenmewenti，

erwosihushiweiyizhuyidaoderen。yitianshenye，mamashuizhehou，woqiaoqiaotiaoshangshuzhuo，

yongzhuazibokaitachangkandeneibenshu。yueguangtouguochuanghu，

zhaozaineiyixingzishang：「dangsuwanzhongyujieshouguchendeaishi，tajianghuodezhenzhengdexingfu。」wodingzhezheixingzi，

gandaoyizhongqiansuoweiyoudefennu。zheibushizhende！mamaheguchenzaiyiqishiyidiandoubuxingfu！

woyongzhuazihenhensichezheiyezhi，zhidaotabianchengsuipian。ruguozheishiyigegushi，neimetayidingshigehuaigushi。

erwo，yizhixiaoxiaodemao，bixuxiangbanfagaibianjieju。4.yueguangxiangyetaibaiyinyiyangcongchuangtailiutangjinlai，

woquansuozaimamazhenbian，tingzhetabujunyundehuxi。zicongguchenchuxianhou，mamalianshuijuedoubuanwenle，

zongshizaimengzhongzhoumei、yiyu。jinwandeyuelianggewaiyuan，gewailiang。yueguangzhaozaiwoshenshang，nuanyangyangde，

buxiangpingchangneiyangqingleng。wodeyanpiyuelaiyuechen，yishiqueqiguaidiyuelaiyueqingxing。huanghujian，

wofaxianzijizhanzaiyipianbaiwuzhong。wuqiliaorao，yuanchuyouyidianjinguangzaishanshuo。wobennengdichaoneiguangdianzouqu，

wuqisuizhewodebufasankai。jinguangyuelaiyuejin，zuihoubianchengleyige...guangqiu？taxuanfuzaikongzhong，

xianggexiaotaiyangyiyangwennuanmingliang。wohaoqidishenchuzhuaziqupeng，guangqiuturanzhankai，

bianchengleyifufuliudongdehuamian。huamianlishimama，danyoubuwanquanshi。

zheigemamachuanzhewocongmeijianguodehualiyifu，zhanzaiyigexianggongdianyiyangdedafangzili。guchenyezai，

talouzhemamadeyao，zaitaerbianshuozheshenme。mamazaiweixiao，danyanjingquexiangbolizhuyiyangkongdong。

gengduodehuamianshanguo：mamabeisuozaifangjianli，mamaguizaidishangkuqi，

tangzaiyiyuanbingchuangshangliansecanbai...zuihoushiyimurangwohunshenmaofadaoshudejingxiang——mamazhanzaigaoloubianyuan，

fengchuiqitadezhangfa...“bu！”woxiangdahan，quezhifachuleyishengweiruode“miao～”guangqiuzhongxinjulong，

yigeshengyinzhijiezaiwonaohaizhongxiangqi：「zheishijidingdemingyun，shizheigeshijiedegushi。」“shenmegushi？

”wowendao，jingyadifaxianzijinengshuohuale。「badaozongcaidenveliangushi。nidezhurenshinvzhujiao，

guchenshinanzhujiao。zaizheigeshijieli，wulunguochengduometongku，tamenzuizhonghuixiangai，huixingfu。」“nipianmao！

”wofennudishuqiweiba，“mamaheguchenzaiyiqigenbenbuxingfu！wokandechulai！

”guangqiushanshuoleyixia：「zheibuzhongyao。zhongyaodeshi，zheishishijieyishiguidingdejuqing。fankangshitulaode。」

huamianyoubianle，zheiciwokandaomamashenshangchanraozhewushufaguangdesixian，xiangtixianmuouyiyang**zongzhe。

sixiandelingyiduanxiaoshizaixukongzhong，neiliyougejudade、wuxingdecunzai——shijieyishi。

womengdicongmengzhongjingxing，hunshenmaofazhakai。chuangwai，manyuegaoxuan，yueguangzhizhidizhaozaiwoshenshang。

woditoukanzijidezhuazi，jingyadifaxiantamenzaiweiweifaguang。gengqiguaideshi，dangwokanxiangshushuidemamashi，

nengkandaotashenshangyoujidandeguangsichanrao，jiuxiangmengzhongsuojian。qizhongyigentebiecudeguangsilianjiezhetadeetou，

zhengsuizhetadehuximinganbianhua。woyouyuleyixia，shenchuzhuazipenglepengneigenguangsi。