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xiawu，linmiaomiaonuqichongchong，zongcaibangongshiquekongwuyiren。
“该死，沐溪呢？”
“buhuibeineijiahuoguaizouleba？”
taochushouji，bodahaoma：“wei，nizainaya？”
shengyingangchuanchu，neibianqichuanyuyu，yuqijicu，duanduanxuxu：“zen……zenmela？woxianzaiyoushizaimang，wan…wandianzaidadianhuajini。”
shuowan，baimuxiguaduandianhua，tingzhedianhualidemangyin，linmiaomiaoshazaiyuandi，rutongbeishandianjizhongdeshikuai，shunjianbengkui。
“啊！！！”
“他们…难道…”
linmiaomiaoliansedabian，zuozaibangongyishang，zhengzhengshaleyixiawu，zhidaoxiabanbangwan，caibeimishujiaoxing：“zongjian，xiabanle，nibuhuijiama？？”
linmiaomiaojingxing，kanzheshouwanshangdeshijian，tuiletuichenzhongdenaodai：“nixianxiabanba，womashangjiuzou。”
naohailimian，xiangzheshaoerbuyideyundong，xinlishenshifenhen。
“gundan，ruguoniganduimuxizuochuneizhongshi！woyidingyaoshaleni！”
liangrenguanxijihao，conggaozhongkaishijiushitongxue，yizhidaodaxuechuangye，doumeiyouchanshengguorenhedemaodun，liangrenbici，douhuiweihuxiangzhexiang。
fulongxiaoqu，zheiyipiandoushigaodangdebieshuqu，baimuxisuogoumaideshizhongjianquyu，huanjingjihao，zhandimianjiyehenguang，daizheyigexiaohuayuan，haiyouyouyongchi，dengyixiliedeshebei……
“nijiuzhuzheili，jizhubuyaoluanpao，miaomiaojiuzhuzailoushang，buyaoluanjintadefangjian，wanshangdengtahuilai，wozaigaosuta！”
luofandiantou，dongxisuiranbuduo，danyeleidegouqiang，bijingzhiqianzudefangzibingmeiyoudianti，paoshangpaoxiashijigelaihui，yeshimantoudahan，baimuxiyeyizhigensui，suoyicaihuiyoudianhualimianqichuanyuyudeyimu。
zheishi，baimuxidianhuaxiangqi，jifenzhongdiuxiayijuhua，bianjicongcongdechumenle：“luofan，woxianzaiyougehetongyaotan，wanshangjiubuhuilaichifanle。”
“nizijiqucanguanlimianchidian，wofangjiandebangongzhuoshangyouyizhangyinxingka，meiyoushezhimima，nizijinaqushuaba。”
luofanzuochuyigeokdeshoushi，kanzheyuanqudebeiying，dashenghujiaodao：“dengnihuilai！”
laidaofangjian，jiangdongxishoushihao，kanqilaiyetingjianjie。
“wanzi，meizizia！”
“zheimekuaijiutongju……neiqibushiyinianhoujiunengshengxiaohai？”
luofanyiyin，zuijiaoliuchuhalazi，dizaishoushang，mangleyixiawu，shenshangdoushihanshui，tizheshuiyi，laidaoerloudeyushi。
yushidemenbeituikai，chongmanpibeideshenti，yijihunhunyushuidenaodai，xiayikebeiyidaosedejianjiaosheng，xialehunbufuti……
“啊…流氓！”
“滚，快滚啊…”
luofanrengzaiyuandi，yanzhuzidengdegunyuan，sanliangmiaohoucaijingxing，yijiandanbaisedelianyiqun，beizazainaodaishang，jiangshuangyanmengzhu。
“duibuqi…wo…wobuzhidaoyouren！”
“实在抱歉！”
luofandizhenaodai，yishuangxuebaierbizhidedatui，haowuzheyanchengxianzaiyanqian，naohailimian，haijingxianzhemeirenchuyudemoyang，dandandeshuidi，haiguazaishiluludezhangfa。
“滚！快滚啦！”
luofanganjinshenshoujiangyushidamenguanle，longzhaozainaodaishangdequnzi，haiyouyigudandandenvrenxiang，xiangweibushihennonglie，youzhongchunvdeyouxiang，youzhangeryoutianmei，jiweihaowen……
“**，xianzaizenmejieshi？”
“yaoshibeimuxizhidao，neiqibushiwandanle？”
“误会大了…”
luofanmozhenaodai，jiaolvbuan，haidaizheyizhongyuanshideyuwang，xiangyandeyimu，shizhonghuizhibuqu，zaizenmeshuotabijingshigenanren，erqielinmiaomiao，zhangxiangjuemei，suiranbibushangbaimuxi，keyeshidameirena！
banxiaoshihou，chuanzheshuipao，bansuizheyizhenjiaobu，linmiaomiaochuxian，lianshangyinqingbuding，nuhuosihusuishiyaobaofa。
linmiaomiaobufahenda，youbaiyouzhidezhangtui，touguoshuipao，genkongqijiechu，dayaodabaizuozaishafashang，kongqibiandeguiyi，liangjiudoumeiyourenfachushengyin。
luofandaoqian：“duibuqia，wobuzhidaoyushilimianyouren，erqiewogangcaishenmeyemeikanjian！”
“zhende！shenmedoumeikandao！”
shafashang，linmiaomiaoyishuangdatuibizhi，luofandemuguangrenbuzhudipiaoqu，antunlejikoutumo，bizilimianshibushinenggouchuanlaiyidaoyouxiang，neishixifashuijiazazhetiweichuanchude。
“好看吗？？”
“白吗？”
huafengtubian，linmiaomiaozuilibengchuzheijigezi，zhuofanyishizhijianhaifanyingbuguolai，munededianlediantou，jiushizheigedongzuo，shunjiandianbaolenuhuo。
“滚蛋！”
“我要杀了你！”
fenquanniejin，zailuofandexiongkoumengchui，chuanlaizhuangjisheng，luofanshentibizhi，bucenghoutui，renyoulinmiaomiaofaxie。
linmiaomiaoxinliyichangweiqu，tacongxiaodaodadoumeiyoudoumeiyoutanguonanpengyou，meixiangdaoquebeiluofankanlebian，xiangdaozheilileishuirenbuzhudeliutang。
luofanzhunbeianwei，yinglaidequeshineibinglengdemuguang，yanjinglimianchongmanzheyuanhen。
“滚啊！”
“赶紧给我滚！”
luofantanqi，mingbaizheigeshihou，wulunzenmejieshi，linmiaomiaogenbenbukenengtingdejinqu，zhinengrangtayigerenjingyijing。
laidaoyushi，limianhaichongmanzhefenxiang，yitaoneiyi，haiguazaiqiangbishang，luofanantuntumo，biziliuchuxianxue，biaoqingbiandeguaiyi。
“wodemaya…zheidoushenmeshierya，tai**le…”
“nandaogennvrentongju，dounengxiangshouzheizhongfuli？”
luofankezhidexinlideyuwang，dakailiangshui，congtoulinxia，zheicaijiangqingxukongzhizhu。
“好看吗？？”
“yaobuyaowochuanjinikan？？”
luofangangcongyushizuanchu，banzheliandelinmiaomiao，jiuzaiyushimenkoudengzhe，neiyouyuandemuguang，liangrenjiuxiangshichouren。
“e…zhendeshiwuhui。”
“wozaicixiangnidaoqian，ruguojinizaochengleshenmekunrao，wokeyijinibuchang…”
linmiaomiaolengxiao：“xianzai，daizhenidedongxijiwogunchuqu！”
“wozaiyebuxiangkandaoni！”
“yaoyouwozai，nixiuxiangqipianmuxi，jintianzheijianshiqing，ruguoniganshuochuqu，wojiugennitongguiyujin，banishale，ranhouwotiaolou！！！”
zheizhongshihou，luofankebuhuixuanzegenyigenvrenjiangdaoli，zhinengzanbifengmang。
tianseandan，luofanduzichuanchushengyin。
“chuquchidiandongxi，dengyixiagaizenmejieshia，wanyibeitazhidao，neiqibushiyiqiedouhuile？”
ruhaiaohui，zheimegouxuedeyimu，juranhaibeizijizhuangshang。
dianhuaxiangqi，shangmianshiyigemoshengdehaoma：“wei，sheiya？！”
luofanbenjiubugaoxing，shengyinyoudianculu。
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