doushishenghuowen《meinv,niyebuxiangfancuowubeibierenzhidaoba》shigeweishuchongdebikanliangpin,zhujiaolufeiliuyudexingxiangbeikehuaderumusanfen,“caibushiluolikong”dadawenbixini,juqingshifenhaokan,gaishuwei:lufeirenjunbujin,“jingli,zheihuakeshinizijishuodea!”“yaobu……wotiniyanzhengyixia?”lufeiyanjingkaishibulao……
星城。
某日下午。
chenzhejinglikaihuidegongfu,lufeidaizhelanyaerjiqiaomimidezaiweishengjiandaixinmoyuqilai。
caigangyidunxiajiubeishoujilizhouranchuxiandeazhuxiaojiejiejixiyinzhule。
“wocao!daijinga!!!”
“zheixiaomanyao…zheidazhangtui…haiyouzheibidouyinhaidoudeshencai!!”
“buxing!woyaohuangemoyufangshile!!”
shuowantajiuqiangxingguanmenbashixiongdijibilehuiqu,zhuanerqishenzhaoqiqitaxiongdilai。
zaiyiqizheimeduonianle,youhaodongxidangranyaofenxianga!
kesheixiangxiayimiaopingmuyihei。
yaoraodexiaojiejiebujianle,jixingcangbaidewenzizhanjulezhengdepingmu。
【ruguojiniyigexuanzedejihui,nihuixuanquxialienagexuanxiang?】
【A,重回娘胎。】
【B,重新投胎。】
【c,shentifashengbianyi。】
【D,世界末日。】
kanzheyanqiandesigexuanxianglufeilengleyixia,ranhoujiushiyidunsuzhishuchu。
“woxuannimlgb!”
“meijianlaozizhengmangzhema!”
yizhenxinfanzhixia,taxiangdoumeixiangjiuhuluananleyitong。
zheiniantoudianxinzhapiantaiduo,xintamenhaiburuxindouyinlidexiaojiejieni!
至少人家是个女的!
piankehou,zhijianlanguangyishanhoupingmujiuzhonghuizhengchang。
lufeiyemeitaizaiyi,zhiguzhezhongxinkaishigangcaideshi…
………
四十五分钟后。
lufeishoudoumeixijiujicongcongcongweishengjianlipaochulaile。
yibianpaozheyibianxinzhongdahuwandan。
xiaojiejietaijilile,yizhiyutayishishangtoujiuduokanlejiyan…
sheichengxiangjuranwangleshijian!
zhenshiseshiguagudao,shangshenyoushangqiana…
xianzaitazhixiwanghuihaimeikaiwan,buranbeifaxianleyizhunyaobeikougongzi!
jiuzaitagangdaogongweipangzhunbeiqingxingzijitaoguoyijieshi,yidaoliheshengconghoufangbaolechulai。
“lufei!!nizhibuzhidaoxianzaishishangbanshijian!!”
“nishanggecesuojuranhualebangexiaoshi,duideqigongsijinikaidesanqianwugongzima!!”
路飞闻言猛地回头。
zhijianyigegaoyanzhideheisimeinvzhengehenhendekanzheta,haoxiangyaobatashengtunhuoboyiyang。
kanzhenuqichongchongzouguolaideyaonvshangsiliuyu,lufeishijingdeyanlekoutuomo。
xinliananfashi:“zongyouyitianwoyaobanizheigeyaonv…”
liuyuyeshirenjing,kantalianshangdebiaoqingjiuzhidaozheijiahuoyouzaiyiyin!
zheizhongdijishechujiushizheiyang,meishijiuxihuanshijianbieren。
yushixinliyuefaxianqiqilai!
tabufanganbierenxinshangziji。
keyaoshiduifangshigeyuexinzhiyousanqianwu,haimeiyoufazhanqiantudexiashujiulingdangbielunle!
jiutaneisanqianwudegongzihaibugoulaoniangbaoyangyicideqianni!
凭啥让这种人看!
chuyubennengde,liuyuduineixiegongzidiyuzijidenanxingyilvkanbushang。
jianlufeiyanzhuziyizhizaizijishenshangmeinuokai,tayejiuyuefayaneqilai。
suoyihaobuliuqingdao,“zenme,shibushizuomengdouxiangyaobawo……”
lufeilianmangditou,“bu,jinglishuodenadehua,jiuwozheidiangongzihaimeineigedan。”
liuyubuxieyigu,“zijixinliyoushujiuhao!”
“jintiannishangbankuanggongbanxiaoshi,wojiuxiaochengdajiezhikounibantiangongzile!”
说完不待路飞回话。
liuyujiuchuanzheheisibaotunqun,niuzhexingganxiaomanyao,tazhegaogenxietatatadezoujinbangongshiqule。
“我日你……!!”
kanzheliuyuneiyaoraodebeiying,lufeiyaoyaqiechideshulegezhongzhi。
tagangcaineimerenqitunshengbujiuweilebubeikougongzima!
zheiyaonvjuranyidiantongshizhiqingdoubujiang,zhijiekouletabantiangongzi!
xiangdaozheilufeishizaiqibuguo,ehenhendengleliuyuyiyan!
zheibudengbuyaojin,yidengquechuledashi。
xiayimiaotajiujuezheyizhentouyunmuxuan,yanqiangengshihuminghuan!
yuanbenqingxideshiyeshangfangbuzhiheshiduochuleyixinglansedewenzi。
dingyanyikan,juranheliuyuyouguan!
【liuyu:xihuanxingyunshuzi69,jinqinuoyonggongsiyibizijinlicai。】
什么鬼?
难道是自己眼花了?
xiangdaozhei,lufeishijingdezhalezhayanshituyinzhengzijidexiangfa。
keshilehaojicidoushiyuanyang!
neiyixingdelansedewenziyijiucunzai!
ruciqingkuangranglufeixinzhongyijin。
靠!完蛋了!
wodeyanjinghaoxiangbuduijingle。
不会瞎了吧?
jiuzaizheishi,yipanggongweishangdetongshiliyanjianxixikaikoule。
“牛逼啊老路!”
“juranganzheimemingmuzhangdandedingzheliuyuneiyaonvkanzheimejiu,nijiubupatafaxianbaofuma?”
lufeiwenyanniuguotouwusuoweidehuileyiju。
“zadile,doukoulewobantiandegongzile,haibuxuwoduokanjiyana!”
“zheijiaojishizhisundongbudong!”
tingdaozheihua,liyanhenshirentongdedianlediantou,“youdaoli,xiaciwoyezheimegan!”
lufeijianzhuangganjinwenqiyanjingdeshi,“ailaoli,niyoumeiyoujianzhewoyanqianchuxianyiyanglansedezia?”
liyanqiguaidekanletayiyan,“shalansedezia?”
“woshuolufei,nibuhuishiluduoleyanhualeba?”
“wokegaosunia,neishideshikeerzhi,yitianzuiduoyici!”
lufeimeihaoqideshuodao,“quququ,wohenishuozhengjingdeni!daodiyoumeiyoukanjian?”
jiantazheimerenzhen,liyanyehaoqileqilai。
“daodishishazizia,rangnizheimejinzhang?”
路飞也没多想。
pieleyanliuyubangongshidefangxianghouxiaoshengchaozheliyandiguleyiju,“nijuezheliuyutahuixihuanshuzi69bu?”
liyanyileng,“sha?womeitingmingbai?”
lufeiyoujinzhangdezhongfuleyiju,“woshuo…nijuezhegangcaineinvrenhuixihuanshuzi69bu?”
liyantingwanlele,qiangrenzhexiaoyi,“bushiwoshuonialufei,zheishiwonahuizhidaoa!”
“niyaoshizhenxiangzhidaodehuakeyizijiquzhaotawenwen。”
“buguowodetixingni,zheihuawenwannijiuzuohaolizhidezhunbeiba,neiyaonvyihoujueduidehuiteshuguanzhaoni。”
jianliyanzheiyangzi,lufeijiuzhidaoduifangkendingkanbujianzijiyanqiandezheixinglansewenzile。
suoxingyejiudaxiaolejixuhetaquerendeniantou。
tanlekouqihoujiuziguzidehuidaogongweishangzuolexialai。
dasuandengxiabanyihouzaizhaoshijianyanjiuzheishi。
kesheixiangzheiyixingwenzijiuhaoxiangyougumoliyiyang,butingdexiyintadezhuyili。
rangtashizhongwufaanxingongzuo。
zhengzhabantian,tasuoxingfangqishouzhongdeshijixutanjiuqilai。
zheiyicitaxuecongmingle,bingmeiyoujizhechaowairenququerenzheigedongxi。
fanerzixihuixiangqigangcaidemouxiexijie,shitucongzhongzhaodaowentideguanjian。
马上…
tajiufaxianleyixieduanni。
yaoshimeijicuodehua,tashishijingdengleyiyanliuyuyihoucaichuxiandelansewenzi。
yaozhenshizheiyangdehua,zhiyaozijizaishiyicibujiukeyiyanzhenglema?
xiangdaozhei,talimakanxiangyipangdeliyan,erhouyonglizhengyanyideng!
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