《meinvzongcaidetieshenbaoanzhangfu》shiyibenfeichangbucuodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，zuozheshiyiqitangying，zhujiaojiaozhangfuqinsiyan，xiamianyiqilaikanxiashuodezhuyaoneirongshi：“laoban，ninmingxiayouduoleliangjiachanye，shashihouqujichengyixia？”“buqu，meikanwozheidangbaoanzhengmangzhema？”“laoban，nizhengjiazheerlangtuichouyanshaitaiyang！”“neiyehenmang，buqu！”“laoyezineilishuojininjieshaodelianggedingjianshijiadaxiaojie，yaoniquxiangqin，zheishier……”“shenmegoupidaxiaojie，haiyaolaoziquxiang？rangtamenlaixiangwo！”“laobanlihai！gaoci！”...
zhangfutaitoukanleqinsiyanyiyan，henhenzaitayiduixiuzhang**shanggualeyiyan，xinzhongbuyoujingtan：“zeze，zheiyangdehuose，wozaijingwaidazhangneiduanshijiandoumeiyudaoguojigea！queshijipin！”
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“fangsi！nidaodishisheizhaolaide，jianzhiwufawutian，niyijingbushibenjituanderenle，likequlinggongzi，jiezhangzouren！”
yipang，xiaobaoandouduosuole。
qinsiyanzaiqiyeli，shichulemingdeyanlirenzhen，rongbudebandianshazi。
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qinsiyanlandeduoshuo，zhuanshenjiuzou。
beihouchuanlaizhangfudandingdeshengyin：“daihuierbielaiqiuwoe！”
qinsiyanliansenankan，meiyushengnu：“zheizhongshenjingbing，sheizhaolaide？shenmerendouwangqiyelizhao！”
xiaobaoanjinzhangdechongshanglai：“laoda，zheikezenmebanya？”
“jishenme，zou，bangwobayizibandaomenkoudamalushang，woquneiershaitaiyang！”
“是！老大！”
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xiaobaoanyejiling，tingdaocihua，tayanshendunshijiuliangle。
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guobuqiran，meiguoduojiu，yidaduirenmazuozhemianbaocheganlaile。
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weishoudeyigeguangtouhengroudeaidageyanzhongxiongguangwuxian。
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“是！”
yibangxiaodixingfenzhe，xialeche。
jieguoyiyankandaolemaluyazishang，tangzaiyaoyishangchouyanshaitaiyangdezhangfu。
“yi？nishihailanjituandebaoan？”
huanglaohukandaolezhangfushenshangdebaoanfu。
“biejinzhang，nidanimende，wogangbeilu，buyongguanwo！”
huanglaohulengleyixia，ningxiaoyisheng，zhuanshenchongjinlehailanjituannei。
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一场战斗就此开始。
kexi，zhandouyimiandao，jiusuantamenquanlidikangyegenbenbushizheixierendeduishou，gengbieshuoyouzhangfushouyile。
henkuai，zhenggehailanjituanjiubeinaodetianfandifu，haoduoyuangongbeizoudebiqinglianzhong。
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suoyicaigenzhangfuguanxizheimehao，gengshilalezhangfulaidangmenshen。
“张甫？”
xiaoyaoyichulai，jiukandaozhangfudandingdezaimaluyazishangchouyan，jiazheerlangtuiyidouyidoude，haobuqieyi。
tajimangchongshanglai：“niganmaya，limiandouluanchengzheiyanglenihaizaichouyan？”
“xiaokeaiya，niguaiguaizaizheiha，gezhaoni，jinqurongyibeida，hairongyibeineibangxiasanlankaiyou。”
xiaoyaoqiaolianyihong，youjidao：“nizheishizale？nizenmedaizaizheier？”
“e，wohaoxianggangbeinimennvzongcaijilule！xianzaiyijingbushihailanbaoan。xiaokeai，chouyanme？”
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“shenme？zhiyoutanengjiejuezheixieren？”
qinsiyanyuanyuandekanzhemaluyazishangdezhangfu，qiaolianshenghan。
keyanxiaqingshihenji，zaiyaorangzheibangrenluandaluanza，dongxidaoshixiaoshi，yuangongbeidahuaileneikejiushidashile。
takanxiangxiaoyao：“nikuaiquqingtachushoua！”
xiaoyaokuxiao：“zongcai，wolejieta，niludeta，jiuzhinengnibataqinghuilai。”
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“ai……woyijingbushihailangongsiderenle，wozhixiangananjingjingdechougenyan，shaishaitaiyang！”zhangfuwunaideyaotou。
qinsiyanqidefeidouyaozhale。
“你……”
keyixiangdaolimianshiwanhuoji，tajuedingzhinengzanshituoxie，yihouzaixiangbanfashoushizheige**。
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kezheihuaquerangshenpangdexiaoyaomudengkoudai。
conglaidoushiqinzongzhenyabieren，gengbietirangtadaoqianle。
“haoba，laobanzheimeyouchengyi，wozheidagongzidejimianzia！”
zhangfuliezuiyixiao，zhanqileshenxiangjituanneizouqu。
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yibangbaoankanlaidemuguangjianzhichilieruyang。
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shuobudinghainengjiaoxunta，yibaojintianganrangzijidaoqianzhichou！
“一石二鸟！”
qinsiyanzuijiaoluchuyimozixindexiaorong。
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“晚上我来带你！”
liuxiayidaoqianying，qinsiyangaolengdeliqu。
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“什么事？”
“shaoye，jiazuchushile，qiuqiuninchushoubangjiazuyibaba，shizaishimeiyoubanfale！dangchujiazushiduinibuzhu，danxianzaiwomenzhidaocuole，zhiyaonikenchushouqiujiazu，jiazuyuanyibuchang！”
“滚！”
zhangfuyibaguaduanledianhua。
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