meinvzongcaideshangmenyishenglinyishenyunlanzheibenshu，wulunshijuqing，gousijiaodudoubijiaoxinying，youliyouju，luojiqingxi。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuandanshiyibeijiuxiadutajiuganjuedaotouyunmuxuan，qiangchengzhezuihouyisicancundelizhi，tadiediezhuangzhuangdecongjiubachulai，zhijieshangleyiliangchesongtaqujiudian。dantahaishidi……
cishi，linyiheshenyunshuozhenghezhejiu，shenyunshuoyikandaocuifei，dunshidajing。
“jiefu，shicuifeineihundan，tayezaizhei……”shenyunshuokancuifeirenduoshizhong，dunshidao：“jiefu，haohanbuchiyanqiankui，zanmencheba？”
linyitouyebuhui，jiyilianjinghuangdeshenyunshuodaolebeijiu，danranxiaodao：“zuoxia，jixuhejiu！”
“aiyou，liangweihaoyaxinga！”cuifeiyilianyinchendezouleguolai。“jintiandalerenjiuneimekaixinma？haiyaohejiuqingzhu！”
“cuifei，yirenzuoshiyirendang！youbenshichongwoyigerenlai！”shenyunshuoqishendao。
“youzhong！”cuifeilengxiaodao：“nifangxin，nimenliangsheidoupaobudiao！”
shuozhe，cuifeiraoyouxingweidekanzhelinyi。“xiaozi，nibushiaiduoguanxianshima？laozijintianjiurangniguangegou！”
“cuifei！”linyihuangdongzheshouzhongjiubei，danrandao：“nijishenyunshuodaogeqian，yiqiandeshiqingjiuyibigouxiaole，zenmeyang？”
“nishuoshenme？”cuifeiyihuokanzhelinyi，suijichongzheshenhoudexiongdidao：“woganggangshibushitingcuole？ta……rangwojishenyunshuodaoqian？”
众人顿时哈哈大笑。
“wokanzheijiahuodenaozibushibeilvjitilejiushilimianyougoushi，rangcuishaonidaoqian？yebupazheshou！”
“zheijiahuobuhuishiheshaleba？”
“xiaozi，nixianzaijicuishaoguixialaikeyibaigexiangtou，cuishaohuoxuhainengraoniyiming！”
zhongrenqizuibashe，zhizhelinyixiaomazhe。
shenyunshuokanlinyiyouxietaiguoqingdi，yedishengdao：“jiefu，zheigeheitietashicuifeishouxiadiyidashoulaohei，ziyoubojiguanjun，tingshuodaheishiquandeshihoucengjingyiquandasiguoren！”
linyibawanzheshouzhongjiubei，zezedao：“yiquandasiguoren？zheimelihai？”
“xiaozi，haizuiying？”cuifeimuguangyinlengdekanzhelinyi：“nixianzaijiwoguixiakeyibaigetou，zaiyanleziji，huoxuwokeyiraoniyitiaoming！”
linyisongjianxiaodao：“ruguonizheimezuodehua，woyekeyikaolvfangguoni！”
tingdaolinyideqiangshifayan，bujincuifeishenbianderen，lianshenyunshuodoubeizhenjingle。
tazhidaolinyihuiyixiegongfu，danlaoheishishenmeren？neikeshiyiquandasirendecunzai！
linyizheimeshuoweimianyouxietaikuangle！
cuifeibeilinyidetaiduqixiaole，tayaoyaningxiaozhe，yangshengdao：“laohei，nitingjianlema？renjiananidanggefeiwuni！”
laoheikanlinyizaizhongrenmianqianbishita，zaoyijingrenbuzhule。
tayishengdahe，tiequanzhijiechongzhelinyidenaodaizaleguolai。
laoheizheiyiquanshidalichen，yaoshibeitadashang，toujueduihuixiangxiguayiyangbaokai！
shenyunshuohedeyishengcanjiaobishangleyanjing。
jiubali，jigekanrenaodenvshengdoubishangyanjing，bugankanjiexialaidexuexingyimu。
zaitamenkanlai，zheixiangmaoyingjundeshuaigejueduihuibeizheiheitietayiquandaside。
cuifeijigerenyeshiyilianqingsong，dengzhekanlinyibei“baotou”demingchangmian。
danxiayimiao，zhongrenlianshangxiaorongdunshijiangzhule。
zhitingdaokadeyisheng，xiangshigugeduanliedeshengyinyiyang。
jinjiezhe，yigecanjiaoshengxiangqi。
danshi，daoxiadequebushilinyi！
ershiheitietayibandelaohei！
jigenvrenwuzheyanjingbugankanzheiyimu，cuifeijirenqueshiqingqingchuchudekandaole。
一秒钟！
甚至不到一秒钟！
laoheidequantouhaimeidadaolinyi，linyiyijingyiquandazailaoheixiongtangshang。
yimijiuji，sanbaijindelaoheizhijiedaofeichuqusanmiyuan，pazaidishangkoutuxianxue，renshibuzhi。
静！
linyizhouweisiyibandejijinggenxuanxiaodewuchixingchengxianmingdeduibi！
zhongrendoujingdeshuobuchuhualai，youqishilejielaoheishilideren，gengshijingdemudengkoudai。
老黑是什么人？
yimijiuji，sanbaijindezhuanghan，ziyoubojiguanjun，cengjingzaiheishiquanzhongyiquandasiduishoudecunzai！
xianzai……quebeizheikansishouwufujizhilidexiaoziyiquandadefeichuqujimiyuan。
zheizenmenengbulingrenzhenjing？
lianshenyunshuokandaozheiyimudoujingdewuzhuzuiba，tazhidaolinyidangguobingnengda，danmeixiangdaozheimenengda！
“jiefu，gandehao！”shenyunshuozuanjinquantoudahoudao。
linyisixiaofeixiao，zhijiedabuchaocuifeizouleguolai。
cuifeirumengchuxing，huangmanghoutui，danjiaoxiayiruanzhijieshuaidaozaidi。
takanzhelinyi，rutongkanzhejuzheliandaodesishenyiban，liansefabai，shengyinzhandoudao：“ni……nixiangganma？wo……woshicuishijituandecuifei，ni……ningandongwoyigenhanmao，worangnizoubuchudonghai。”
啊！
huagangluoyin，cuifeijiufachuyishengcanjiao。
linyizhijiecaizhulecuifeidangbu。
“biebiebiebie……”cuifeilianshengqiurao。
tashangwugangbeilinyicaileyijiao，haimeiwanquanxiaozhong，zheiyaoshizailaiyijiao，tayihouzhenjiugaobiemeizile！
linyijiaoshangyiyongli，cuifeidunshiyishengcanjiao。
huran，yiguechoupiaolai。
zhongrendingjingyikan，yuanlaishicuifeitaiguokongju，zhijiehedelalekudouzi。
“wocao，cuichong，niyetainaozhongle！juranyongshenghuawuqi！jiefukuaipao！”shenyunshuoniezhebizi，ganmangbalinyiladaoleyibian。
zhongrenyedouwuzhebizilianlianhoutui，jiubalizhengzaitiaowuderenwendaoweidaoyefenfenpaoguolaikanrenao。
“aiyawocao，sheitemedaxiaobianshijinle？biebuzhuyebunengzaizheilaa！”
“wocao，neibushicuijiashaoyecuifeima？tazenmezhijielakudouzile？”
“shibushilaxixiangfangpi？laxideshihou，bunengxiangxinrenheyigepi！”
zhongrenqizuibashe，xiangshikanhouziyiyangduizhecuifeizhizhidiandian，bushifachuyizhenqiexiao。
cuichongkanzhezhouweibiyihechaoxiaodeyanshen，henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu，taxinlihenbudejianglinyisuishiwanduan，danmianshangquebuganbiaoxianchubanfen。
linyilengshengdao：“lishenjiayuanyidian，fouze，xiayicinijiumeizheimexingyunle！”
“滚！”
cuifeirumengdashe，tizhekuziliangqiangdezoule，jiubaliderendunshishankaiyitiaodaolu，shengpacuifeihuizhanshangzijiyiyang。
cuifeiyizou，zhongrendunshifachuyizhenhongxiao。
zouchujiubadecuifeitingdaolimiandehongxiaosheng，liansetieqing，yanshenyuandu，yijingdaolebengkuidebianyuan。
shenhoujigemazicishigengshidizhetoubugankaojin。
“nimentemedelilaozineimeyuanganma？laozihenchouma？”cuifeinuhoudao。
众人慌忙摇头。
“linyi，shenyunshuo！laozibugansinimenjiubujiaocuifei！”
cuifeifazhehen，zhijiebotongyigeshoujihao。
“哥，我要杀人！”
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