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“砰！”
dangchenlaodeshentizhongzhongluodihou，fangjiarendemuguangzaishishen，nanyizhixindekanzheyanqiandeyimu。
“——”
benshiyizhichaoxiao、jifeng、biyiliuyangdefangjiaren，shuangtuizaiduosuozhe，shenzhibushaorendouyouleniaoyi。
静，死一般的寂静！
“噗！”
chenlaopenchuyikouxuehou，liansecanbaidecongdishangpaqilai，yilianzhenjingdeshuodao：“zheishishichuanyijiudeshihougong？”
狮吼功？
liuyangrenbuzhudouxiangxiaole，zheimingmingshisanqiandaofadeqizhongyimendaofa：budongmingwang，yishengnuhou，zhenshewanliyaoxie！
wudaodejingjie，fenweimingjing、neijing、qijinghehuajing，dadaohuajingdianfengdegaoshou，kekaishanlipai，beizunchengweiwudaozongshi。
fangyanzhenggehuaxia，shijiyiren，wudaozongshiyebuchaoguobairen。
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wudaohexiudao，youzhexiangtongzhichu，bulunshimingjingheneijing，haishizhujiyulianqi，liangzhezhijiansuixianggeyigejingjie，queshirutonggeshanwanghai，tianchadibie。
duoshaowuzheyibeizitingliuzaimingjingdejingjie，shuzhibujin，xiudaozhe，qiongjiyishengyewufatupodaolianqijing，zhinengshiyigexiudaozhe，wufaxiuxian。
liuyangmeiyouhuidachenlaodehua，zheirangchenlaojuedezheishimorenle。
“噗通！”
chenlaoshuangxiguidi，zhanshengdao：“meixiangdaonixiaoxiaonianji，jingranyijingdaolehuajingdejingjie，shilaoxiuyouyanbushitaishan，laoxiubaijianzongshi！”
“宗师？”
cihuayichu，wanruyidaojingleizaifangjiarenerbianzhaxiang。
heweizongshi，zhaihuafeiye，jiekesharen，gengshenzhe，gekongsharen，yebuzaihuaxia。
ershihougongzhengshigekongshangren，zhiyoudaodahuajingdezongshi，cainengzuodaozheiyidian。
“噗通！”
“噗通！”
“——”
suoyoufangjiaren，baokuofangzhongkai，fenfenguidaozaidi，tamendeshentizaisesefadou，dezuileyiweizongshi，zheiwuyishimiedingzhizai，miemenzhihuo！
fangzhongkaishuodao：“liudashi，chenlaoyezhishiduinindenianji，xincunyihuo，caixiangchushouyishi，dezuiledashi，haiqingliudashishuzui。”
liuyanglenglengdao：“buxinwo，haiqingwolaiganshenme？”
“haiqingliudashikuanshu！”
“请刘大师宽恕！”
“——”
suoyourenfangjiarenfenfenshuodao，zaiyemeiyourenganduiliuyangsihaodebujing。
kanleyiyanbeidadezhongshangdechenlao，liuyangyemeichishenmekui，huihuishoudao：“suanle，wolandegennimenyibanjianshi。”
haoburongyizhaodaoyiweijinzhu，erqiehaishinanjiangdefangjia，liuyanghaizhiwangzheyikaofangjialaifajiazhifu。
“xiexieliudashidarenyoudaliang。”
xinjingdanzhandefangjiaren，fenfenganjitilingdeshuozhe，douyouyizhongjiehouyushengdeganjue。
tamenfangjiajueduichengshoubuqiyiweizongshidenuhuo。
chenlaozenmeyemeixiangdao，liudashibujinshiyiweixiudaozhe，erqiehaishiyiweiwudaozongshi。
raner，zheishichenlaodanfangmianzheimerenweide，liuyangyebuhaoduozuojieshi。
yinweizheigeshijie，yijingmeiyourenxiangxinshenmexiuxianzhedecunzai，zhiyuxiudaozhe，yezhinengjirensuansuanming、ququxie、kankanfengshui，zenbideshanggekongnengsharendezongshiqiangzhe。
“fangzhongkai，niguolai。”
cishi，liuyangturanhuandao。
fangyanzhenggenanjiang，pashiyezhiyouliuyangganzhihuqiming。
fangzhongkailengleyixia，lianmangshipidianpidiandepaoleguolai。
liuyangzhizhedongnanjiaodeyichufentou，shuodao：“zheishiyizuoxinfenba？”
fangzhongkaidiandiantoudao：“shide，jiafuyigeyueqianguoshi，bashiyouyi，shouzhongzhengqin。”
zhideyitideshi，bashisuiyishangdelaorenqushi，beichengweixisang。
“niquedingshinifuqin，erbushinimuqin？”liuyangwendao。
liuyanghuayinyiluo，suoyoufangjiarendoujingdaile。
zheilikeshifangjiadezufen，nazuofenshisheide，zuoweijiazhudefangzhongkai，zenmekenenggaobuqingchude，erqiezheizuofenhaishilaojiazhude！
yaoshihuanchengqitarenwenzheijuhua，fangzhongkaikendingshibaotiaorulei，zhijiemaniangle。
danshimianduiliudashi，fangzhongkaiyidianpiqidoumeiyou，xiaozhedao：“zheigewokendingbuhuinongcuode。”
liuyangmeitouyizhou：“neijiuyouwentile。”
“什么问题？”
fangzhongkaihuquyizhandeshuodao。
liuyangzoudaoneizuofenqian，zhizhefentoushangyijingzhangchudeqingcao，shuodao：“zheiqingcaojiaorouwuli，fenmingshiyizuonvrenfen。”
“——”
chaneijian，suoyoufangjiarenshayanle。
“yinggaibukenengba，wofuqinzangzaizheilideshihou，womendouzaichang，”fangzhongkaixiaoshengshuodao。
rujindeliuyang，keshiyijingjiangtayeyeliubanxiansuoyoudefengshuixuanshudouronghuiguantong，zheiyidian，tabukenengnongcuode。
yexufangjiadewenti，zhengshichuyufangzhongkaifuqindeguancaili！
“worangnizhunbeideheibu，xianghezhiqiandouzhunbeihaomei？”liuyangwendao。
fangzhongkaidianlediantou：“douzhunbeihaole，zheixieshiganshenmeyongde？”
liuyangdandandao：“kaiguanyongde。”
tashuodeqingmiaodanxie，danshifangjiarenyiting，dunshiyouyizhongzhamaodeganjue。
laojiazhuyijingrutuweian，kaiguanqibushiyaojingdongletalaorenjia，zheishidadadebujili。
“咕隆！”
fangzhongkaitunleyikoutuomofangcaidao：“dashi，nizheishiyaokaiwofuqindeguanme？”
liuyangkanletayiyan：“buranniyiweini？”
fangzhongkaiyanshenfuza，liuyangxiaolexiao：“qishikaibukainilaijueding，yaoshinibuyuanyi，nimenfangjiazheicidejienan，shuwowunengweilile。”
“开！”
fangzhongkaizhidaoshuqingshuzhong，yaoyaoyahou，xiangzhefangjianianqingyibeideshuodao：“nimenguolaibangmang，yiqietingliudashidefenfu。”
shijigefangjiadehoubeizhanzaileliuyangdeshenhou。
zailiuyangdezhihuixia，tamenzailaojiazhufenmudeshangfang，cheqileyidakuaiheibu，fentouchashangsangenxiang，shaoyixiezhiqian。
lieridangtou，yaoshibucheheibuzhedangtaiyang，zhendehuijingraodaoguancailidewanghun。
jiexialai，fangjiadenianqingyibeimen，fenfennazheqiaokaiwa。
bangexiaoshihou，yizuohongmuguancaichuxianzaizhongrendeyanxia，bingqiedingzaiguancaibanshangdedingziyeyijingbeibachu，zhidengzhejigerenhelituikai。
“baguancaidakai，”liuyangfenfudao。
“——”
danshimeiyourendongshou，fenfenyigegechichubuqian。
“wadouwale，haipakaiguanme？”liuyangmeihaoqideshuodao。
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