chengjiangbeijiangjingxuanshiyiweiputongdenianqingren，zaituzihuogaidexiaoshuo《meinvzongcai》zhong，tayiwaifaxianzijiyongyoulechaonengli。congcizhihou，tatashangleyiduanchongmanmaoxianhetiaozhandelvcheng，yuxieeshilidouzheng，baohushijiedeanquan。zheibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuojiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihezhenhandegushishijie，chengjiangbeitaitaitou，faxianlaobalaomabuzai，yizhengyanci，“dacuotecuo，wojiejishidandao40，neiyeshirenjianyiduohuama，daizaijialiyibeizidoubuweiguo，……。
夜渐渐沉了。
chengjiangbeidexinqingyechenzhongwubi，yaozhidaozheicizongcaibanzhengerbajingdezongcaimishudequekoujiuzhiyouyige。
cikecanyujingzhengderenbingbuduo，jiuliangge，tahelingyiweijianximishu，danrenjiadefuqinshidongshi。
zijidangranzhinengdongshilea。
“羡慕啊。”
yuanbenhaimoquancazhangzhunbeidaganyichangni，meixiangdaoshangbandiyitianjiubeijiaolelengshui。
chengjiangbeitangzaichuzuwudechuangshang，zhigougoudedingzhetianhuabanfadai。
xueshengdaoshechu，zhuanbiankendingxuyaoguochengde。
shehuixianglaihuijiganggangbiyedechunjiededaxueshengmenshangshangke，zaishangshangse。
“诶。”
guaishuobudexichengwonangfeini。
chengjiangbeidiyitianshangbanjiuganshoudaoleshenmejiaodajituandedengjifenming，turanxiangzhecongchuangtoujumodaoleshouji。
pingmuzailianshangshanshuoleyixia。
【06/2221：11】
jingjing：gongzuozhaodezenmeyang？
chengjiangbeidangshimeiyouzhengmianhuida，ershiturangantan：zibenjiadoushixixuedea！
jingjing：ngng，bujinxixue，haixijing，apei，xijinni。
chengjiangbeiwang：......shenmexiaopolunidoukai！？
jingjing：kanlaiwojiaxiaohuozigongzuozhaodebingbushunlima，hanshengjingjingmama，yihoumamazhaozheni，pingbuqingyun。
chengjiangbeiwang：wochengmourenshineizhongweilepingbuqingyunchumaizijiderenma？
婧婧：哦哟？
chengjiangbeiwang：nikanrenzhenzhun。
chengjiangbeiwang：jingjingmama。
“......”
cengjingdeliaotianjilupianbuleren，chengjiangbeichenmodekanzhe，juedexiuchizhiyu，youyuekanyueqi，jingjingmamawohanle，nizhaoni？
你人罩哪儿去了？
还他妈是国内吗！
chengjiangbeijuedezijizaoshoudaoleyanzhongdehulianwangzhapiana，renyirenyuexiangyueqi，tuiyibuyuexiangyuekui。
chengjiangbeidangjidianleyixianeigehongsedegantanhao，zaicishenqingjiatahaoyou。
shurudeshenqingneirongdazhishi。
【nibaerzidiulea？yuanlainishigehuaimamaa！】
ranhoujiubashoujiwangchuangshangyikou，zhaobudaoni，wohaibugeyingsinile！
buguotahaishihenkuaijiuyoubachuangshangdeshoujizhuaqilaile，lingshengxiangle。
jieguodianhua，neitoushihenwenroudenvsheng。
“nihao，qingwenshichengjiangbeixianshengma。”
“嗯，我是。”
“woshijiangzongdetebiezhuli，linda，jiangzongzaijingchengguojijiudianyouyigewanyan，mafannizaijinwandejiudianbanzhiqianzaijiudiandedixiatingchekudengdai。”
“好的好的。”
dianhuaguaduan，chengjiangbeilimajiucongchuangshangpaqilaile，yaoyaotou，banaodaililuanqibazaodedongxitongtongshuaichuqu。
zuihoumishuzhuanzhengdejuedingquanqishihaishizaidabossneilide。
mishuchuhuoduohuoshaodouhuianpaiyixiejiechuzongcaidegongzuojiliangweishixishengshangshou，zheiyangcainengjidabossyigejibendeganguan。
bushishuolingyigeshixishengfuqinshidongshihuichengyuanjiushenglvede。
bijingyezhishiyigedongshi，lvchengjituanbaifenzhiqishidegufendouzaijiangjiani，genghekuangbeihouhaiyougengweikongbudezhengguozibenni......
huoxu，zongcaidarenyebuyidinghuijiyigedongshimianzi。
nenglichuzhong，biaoxianqiangyan，chengjiangbeijuedezijiyeweichangmeiyoujihuia！
ganjinduizhejingzibazijidaotenghao，hulekouqi，nieniequantoujizijidaleyixiaqi，ranhoujiukuaibuchulemen。
......
jingchengguojijiudian，v888baoxiangbeihouzhongdehongmusuozhedang，libianshijizhidejinbihuihuang。
nandenvdedouyiguanchuchude，mingxianyijingkaishimianhongerchile。
“jiangzong，zheibeiwodejingnin，yihouwoerzizaigongsijiudeduomafanninzhaogule，rangtagenninnengduoxuezhedian，wojiushaogaoxiangle，ng，ninsuiyi，woganle。”
“jingxuan，zhuninyihoucaiyuanguangjin，zhengzhengrishang。”
“.......”
jiuzhuoshanghenrenao，jiangjingxuandangranshiweiyidezhujiao，yuanbenditoumiaoleyiyanshouji，quechadiandangzhedajiademianbashoujiyibajirengchuqu。
坏，坏妈妈！！
shenmea！chengjiangbeidaodizaikouchushenmekuangyan！
jiangjingxuanyebuzhidaoshibushijiujingxuntaode，huozheshizuile，pingmushangchenwendehaoyoushenqingyikouqisaidetanaodaidouyouxiererele，jianzhiyaohuntou。
“姜总？婧萱？”
meinengzoushenduojiu，dajiaxunwenguanxindeshengyinjiureluodechuanlai，taiqitou，caifaxianbaoxiangdemenkaile，tuimenerrudexianshigonggongjingjingdeyige**yuan。
genzaihoubiandecaishixizhuanggelvdenianqingren，jiandandesaoleyiquan，shixianhenkuaijiutingliuzailejiangjingxuandeshenshang，zuijiaoyiyang，nuannuandeyixiao，“buhaoyisi，laiwanle。”
helejiangjingxuanyidatiao，yinweiyouxiexinshizhongzhongdexinbuzaiyan，menkaideneiyikexinbuzijuejinleyixia，naodailijuranshanguochengjiangbeituimenjinlaile，ranhouweiweixiao，duizhetashuo。
jingjingmamayuanlainizaizheilia......
zuihou，dajiadoujingle，zijihaoxiangxuanzhuanzhuiruleshenyuan......
zheiyetaifengkuangle！haihaobushita！
jiangjingxuanhongrunbengdejingyingdezuichunsongleyixia，qingqingtulekouqi，tagaogenxiehenbai，rouruandexiaojiaohuxianhenmei，titoudejiaozhitouyeweiweiyisong。
jiangjiada**shishaojiandejinzhang......
“jingxuan，haojiubujianle。”
nanrenyijinlai，jiuziranerrandezoudaolejiangjingxuandeshenpang，renjiayeziranerranderangchuleyigeweizhi，taduanqijiubei，shuluodeshuodao。
jiangjingxuanzheiyangdenvren，meidaoguzilile，jiashangtaneinengbuzouwanluzhitongzhongdiandeshenfen，zhenbuzhidaolaotianyedaodijitaguanshangleneigechuangde，xiyinnanxingmuguangshizaizhengchangbuguodeshiqing。
buguotamendemuguangxianranbuzhongyaole，shenzhitagenbenmobuguanxin，diandiantouyejiusuanshiyingfule，sihujiezhejiujing，youxiemihu，xinshenbuning，haoxiangzaihuiwei？
fanzhengdangshirenduijiujuyidianfanyingdoumeiyoule，tasihucikegengguanxinjiujuwaideneigemingzi。
yingchoujieshu，jiuzhuoshangdabufenrendouyoulezuiyi，xingqindenianqinglaobanzoudeshihou，shenqingyouxieandan，taguorangendajiashuodeneiyang，daizhegaogaozaishangdelengdan，shishishangtayeyouzigegaogaozaishang，zhinengshenshendekanleyiyanjiangjingxuan。
jiangjingxuandizhetou，toufashunzhemingyandeliandanchuiluo，shoujisihubirenzhongyao，tatanlekouqi，momoliqu。
zhulilinda**jianzhuangjiuzouguolaishuo，“jiangzong，cheyijingzhunbeihaole。”
zhuliguolaihou，jiangjingxuancaibazhuyilicongshoujishangtuoli，yanjinglishishenshendepibei，huanleyihuiercaimaibuzouhuilebinliche。
yucitongshi，chengjiangbeiyilujiumeiganting，henkuaikanzheluluxuxuyiqunyiguanchuchuderenxiangjilikai。
chengjiangbeihaishidiyicilaijingchengguojijiudianzheizhonggaodashangdedifangjieren，zaizheilichifanderendaduofeifujigui。
tingchechanghenda，chengjiangbeizhinenggendengzheyanjingzaizhaoxunzheneidaoshenying。
hudi，youdaofengmanchengshudeshenyingzhengzouxiangyiliangbinliche......
zheijiushinvzongcaia！haopiaolianga，shencaiyezheimehaodema？
呃，为什么是也？
chengjiangbeiguanbuzheimeduole，hulekouqi，cuoededitoukanzheshoujipingmu，duibileyixiachepaihao，taiqitoudeshihoubianshimanliandejiushiquedingle，ganmanggonggongjingjingdeyingguoqudazhezhaohudao，
“jiangzong，ninhao，woshichengjiangbei，shigongsixinlaidejianximishu，jintianyouwosongninhuijia。”
jiangjingxuandoudaile，yanqiannanrenshuxiyichang，chadianrangzijifanbaiyan。
zaogaixiangdaode，chengjiangbeizaizongcaiban，nimenzhongjiuhuiyoudandujianmiandeshihou，danzaicikezhenshicuobujifang。
yanqiandefazhanhaoxiangbujiayikongzhidehua，zhendekaishibuduijingleqilai！
比如：
【jingjingmama，wozhongyuzhaodaonile。】
【jingjingmama，niweishenmeyaopaoqiwo？】
【jingjingmama，neiniyihoujiushichengjiangbeidewanjule。】
【bijingniyebuxiangnideyuangongmenzhidao......】
“......”
qiqiguaiguaidejuqing，yigugudesaijinlejiangjingxuandenaodaili，kuaiyichulaile。
......
ps.qiuyuepiao，qiutuijianpiao，qiuzhuidule！
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