zhujiaojiaoyetingyoujinbeixingdeshumingjiao《meiqiangcanlaogongchaonianren》，shizuozheyexingzhaosuobianxiedehaomenzongcaileixiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：yetingyouduijinbeixingdezuichuyinxiangshinanzhujiaobiaopei：mei、qiang、can，shuxizhihoucaizhidao，jindashaoqueshihenmei、henqiang，dantagengshanzhangrangbierencan。jindashaoshanzhangnvezha，taxiwenlejian，dannengbunengbieliantayiqinve？tachayaonuchi：“jinbeixing，nibushishuonibuzhejishenghaizima？ninengbunengbiezongchanzhewo？”lianggexiaobaozicongjinbeixingshenhoutantou：“mama，bushibabazhejishengbaobao，shiwomenzhejiyaomeimei......
taxinsidianzhuan，henkuaiyoulezhuyi，chaoshandongshenchupaoqu。
tagangzanghao，neiqunrenjiudaole。
tingshengyin，wuyangyangde，zhishaoshijiren。
yuanchuhaiyouhuhansheng，ciqibifu，manshanbianyedoushi。
yebuzhidaozheishinajiadeshaoye，nongchuzheimedadezhenzhang。
“shaoye！”jingxidejiaoshengxiangqi，jinbeixingbeifaxianle。
henkuai，youshiyishengjingjiao：“shaoyefagaoshaoyunguoqule！yishengni？yisheng！”
yetingyouzangzaishandongshenchu，daqidoubuganchu。
tashenmedoukanbujian，zhinengtingdaoyizhenbinghuangmaluandemangluanhou，yiqunrenxianhoulikai。
luanzaozaodeshandong，jianjianguiyupingjing。
tapaneixierenfaxianyiyang，shagehuimaqiang，buganjiuliu，tingdaowaimianmeishengyinle，tayelikaileshandong，xunzhaowurendexiaolulikaile。
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四年后。
深夜。
无人的街道。
“jintianzhenshizhuandafale，zheiniuertaizhengdianle！”
“kebushi？wocongmeijianguoneimehaokandenvren，neilian！neishencai！ze！zhikanleyiyan，wokoushuijiuliuxialaile！”
“neimehaodehuosezanbunengmai，zandezijiliuzhe……”
liangliangcheyinanyibeijiaocuoerguoshi，lianggenanrenxingfendejiaotanshengtouguokaizhedechechuangpiaorujinbeixingdeerduo。
jinbeixingmouseyishen，mengdafangxiangpan，qichediaotou，zhuishangneiliangheisejiaochehouchaoche，chetouyiguai，jiangheisejiaochebitingzailubian。
chelilianggenanren，jiashizuoshangdenanrencongchechuanglitanchutouhema：“zenmekaideche？niyayoubingba？”
jinbeixingyiyanweifa，kaimenxiache，yibajiuzhunanrendetoufa，jiangtacongchechuanglituolechulai。
neirentengdetoupixiangshiyaobeisixialai，canjiao：“**……”
tahuameishuowan，jiubeihenhendeshuaizaidishang，tengdetachadianbeiguoqiqu，jijiangtuokoudeguomabeipoyanlehuiqu。
tazhengzhazhexiangqishen，jinbeixingtaijiaocaizaitadefubu，jiaojianyongliyinian，youshenruyedeyanmouzhongmanshibinglengdeshaqi，“wozuihenrenfanzi！”
nanrenzhijuedewuzangliufuxiangshibeinianlanle，tengdetaliangyanyifanyunleguoqu。
nanrendetonghuoqiaowushengxidecongcheshangxialai，congjinbeixingdebeihouhuanhuankaojin。
julijinbeixingzhiyouyibuzhiyaoshi，tajuqiyoushoudejiandao，“qusiba！”
jinbeixingbeiduizheta，tayiweitayidinghuideshou，kejinbeixingfangfoshenhouzhangleyanjing，zaijiandaoluoxialaideneiyishun，huishenzhuazhuletadeshouwan，yongliyining。
“kaca”yishengguzhededuanlieshengbanzheqilidecanjiaoshengxiangqi，jiandaoluodi。
jinbeixingsongshou，nanrencanjiaozhetandaozaidi。
jinbeixingtaijiaocaizaitaguzhedebuwei，junmeiruzhexianderongyancikelengkushixuerutongdiyuerlaidexiuluo，“renfanzi，dougaisi！”
“a……”nanrenqilidecanjiaoleyisheng，yunsiguoqu。
jinbeixingkandoumeizaikantayiyan，zoudaoheisejiaochepang，dakaihoubeixiang。
rutasuoxiang，houbeixianglitangzheyigenvhaier。
nvhaiershoujiaobeishengzibangzhe，yanjingshangmengzheheibu，zuishangzhanzhejiaodai。
takanzhenvhaier，manshendebinglengshaqixiaoshiyuxintoumanqidewubiankuse，xiuzhangdeshenzikanshangquyouxiexiaosuo。
dangnian……ruguoyourenxiangtajinwanzheiyang，gaiduohao？
tahuanhuantulekouqi，wanyaojiekaishengzi，chediaoheibu，sixiajiaodai。
tadedongzuoxiaoxinyiyi，kanchengwenrou，xinlixiangxiangzhe，shijinianqian，zaimougedifang，tadidiyebeizheiyangjiulexialai，wenrouyidai。
tashenshangdeqixijianjianrouhe，shoushangdedongzuogengjiaqingrou。
yetingyoujiezhetadechanfu，conghoubeixianglitiaoxialai。
shengzibangdetaijin，tuimale，jiaoyizhandi，xiaotuilixiangshiyoumayishiyao，suantengnannai。
tatuiyiruan，diejinjinbeixinghuaili，qingliehaowendebohexiang，puletamanbi。
taxiayishitaitoukanxiangjinbeixing，naohaizhonghuangguoshenme，tatuokouerchu，“womenhaoxiangzainalijianguo！”
tadingzhejinbeixing，zixihuiyishi，queyoushenmedouxiangbuqilaile。
jinbeixingfuzhetadeyao，yifangtashuaidao，lianggefeitudejiaotanqingbuzijinzaitanaohaizhongxiangqi。
那脸！
那身材！
啧！
neilianggejiefei，renbushishenmehaodongxi，yanguangdaoshibucuo，zheinvhaidequekanchengjipin，raoshitayuerenwushu，yecongmeijianguozheimepiaoliangdenvhaizi。
chunhongchibai，meisixinyue，mouliangruxing，wufaxuefu，chuanzheyishenhongsejixidiaodaiqunniaoniaotingtingzhanzailudengxia，shuobuchudewumei，daobujindefengqing。
erqie……tadeshentihenruan，sanfazhedandandexiangqi，yaoxideyingshoukewo，fangfoyizhejiuduan。
tafuzheyetingyoudeshou，zhijianmomingyouxiesu.ma。
“womenmeijianguo。”zheimemeidenvhaier，ruguojianguo，tayidingbuhuiwang。
tadengyetingyouzhanwenlecaisongkaifuzheyetingyoudeshou，tuoxiawaitaodijiyetingyou，buzhehenjidenianleniansu.madezhijian，“yeliang，yelichulaiduochuandian。”
“xiexie。”yetingyoujieguowaitaopizaishenshang，muguanglveguojinbeixingjunmeiwuchoudemianpangshi，renbuzhuzaixinlichuileshengkoushao。
ludengxia，nianqingjunmeidenanrenjingjingzhanzhe，tianshanxuelianbanjinguiqingleng，yizhanglianhaokandekeyiruhua，kuanjianzhaiyaodazhangtui，shencaihaoderangrenrenbuzhuliukoushui。
haoyidaohuoguoyangmindejipintiancai！
tamenyinggaiqueshimeijianguoba？
zheibanrenjianjuese，ruguotajianguo，kendingbuhuiwang！
tarenzheduirenjianjuesechuixiansanchidechongdong，saoleyandishangyunguoqudebangfei，naohaizhongfeikuaidejiangganggangdeqingxingfenxilegedagai，“nishi……luguodehaoxinren？”
“dui，”jinbeixingqingxiao，“danwofaxiannibingbujingxi。”
zhengchangdenvhaierbangjiazhihoubeijiu，yinggaijingxijiaojia，jiusuanbutileihengliu，yehuiqingxushikong，sesefadou。
kezhanzaitayanqiandenvhaier，zhendingziruo，tanxiaofengsheng，fangfoyiqiejinzaitazhangwozhizhong。
tayiwei，nvhaiershibeibangjiaderoupiaocaichushouxiangjiu，dancike，tayijingbuzheimerenweile。
这其中，定有内情。
“haoyanli，”nvhaierchongtashenchuyoushou，qiaopiyixiao，“ziwojieshaoyixia，yetingyou，nikeyijiaowoyetingyouhuozheyelaoshi。”
jinbeixingzuijiaoqingyang，shenchuyoushouyutaqianqianjiaowolexia，“xinghui，nishi……jingcha？”
yetingyoushouhuishou，“bushi。”
jinbeixingyihuo：“neiniweishenmeguyibeitamenbangjia？”
“woshixiongshijingcha，zuijinshizonglejigenvhaier，tamangdejitianmeishuile，woxiangbangta，darudirenneibu，batamenyiwangdajin，”yetingyouhaoqidefanwenta：“nizenmezhidaowoshiguyibeibangjia？”
jinbeixingshuo：“nitaizhendingle。”
yetingyousongsongjian，“haoba……nizenmefaxianwode？”
“neilianggebangfeitaibuxiaoxinle，”jinbeixingbaneilianggebangfeisiwujidanxingfenjiaotandeneirongjianshuleyibian，“erqie，wokandaohoubeixiangwaimianyaleyijiehongsedebuliao，yushihelihuaiyitamenbangjialeroupiao，saizailehoubeixiangli。”
“lihai，”yetingyouchongtashuqidamuzhi，“guancharuwei，shenshouyebang，buquzuojingchakexile。”
说曹操，曹操到。
jingchadaole，balianggeyunsiguoqudebangfeinongxing。
neigemeiguzhedebangfeichoulengzituikainazheshoukaoxiangkaotadejingcha，chaojinbeixingheyetingyouzheibianpaoguolai。
tamenzheibianrenshao，haiyougekanshangquruobujinfengdeyetingyou。
jinbeixinggangxiangdong，julibangfeigengjindeyetingyoushenshouzhuazhubangfeidegebo，yijiguojianshuai，“peng”dejiangtapaizaidishang。
bangfeifanlefanbaiyan，zaiciyunleguoqu。
靳北行：“……”
xianzai，tazhidaozheinvhaierweishenmeganyigerenyishenzuoer，shen.ruhuxuele。
kannvhaierdebufa、sudu、lidao，fenmingshilianjiazi，haishigaoshou！
kekanlian、kanshencai、kanqizhi，zheijiushigeruozhixianxianfengqingchuchudexiaoxiannv！
jinbeixingkanzhelianshangguazhedanyayourandeweixiao，fangfoshenmeshidoumeifashengguodeyetingyou，naohaizhongfuxianyigeyiqianbuzhidaoshenmeshihoutingshuoguodeci：fanchameng。
mengdetadexinxianxiangshibeirenliaoboleyixia，yizhencongweiyouguodejidong……
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