qianliwuxingweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandechuanyuejiakongxiaoshuo《muqinshinvdi，womouquancuanweizenmele》，zhujiaolvyilinxiyaodegushichongmanlexuanyiheshenmi。gushizhongdeqiyuhetiaozhanrangduzheyubabuneng，meiyiyedouchongmanlejingxihemituan。lvyisuiranshichuanyuezhe，danxianzaigenjiweiwen，genbenbukenenghetianhouyinggang。“haha……hahaha……”“……。
zheiyike，lvyierbianfangfoxiangqileyishouge……
“zenmehui……xitong，nibiewanlaozi，zheigewanxiaoyidianbuhaoxiao！”
lvyidunshiganjuedaoquanshenfama。
这可是要死人的。
系统没有回应。
“草！”
lvyichediluanlezhenjiao，tianhoudefajishi，bujiushituotuodechuanyuejubenma？
怎么会不是她？
zheilimian，daodishinalichulewenti？
“nizhenshizhendehaoerzia！”
tianhouxiangconglongyishangzhanqi，zhandaoyibanchadianyouzuohuiqu，shoubeichengzhelongtoubashoucaizhanleqilai。
tayaoshalvyi，youyiwanzhongbanfa，ziranbuhuizhijiexialinglachuquduole，luodeyigeshazideqiangumaming。
“ai……”huangdiaitan，tanguizaidishang，luchutongxinjishoudeyangzi。
“wobixubujiu，buranwokendingjianbudaomingtiandetaiyang！”
xianzailvyiyijingchedirongheyuanzhudejiyi，tailejietianhoudeweirenle。
jiusuanlvyishitaqinerzi，ganrucidewunita，tayejueduibuhuishouruan。
gengbieshuotahaishigejiahuangzi。
lvyisuiranshichuanyuezhe，danxianzaigenjiweiwen，genbenbukenenghetianhouyinggang。
“haha……hahaha……”
“zhongyubabiezaixinlidezheikouqituchulaile！”
“爽，太爽了！”
吕奕突然仰头大笑。
tahaobubihui，changkuaideshuodao：“zuoweidashenghuangzi，lvshihouren，shuochuzheixiehuahou，wozhendejietuole！”
“danshimuhou，wobujinshidashenghuangzi、lvshihouren，wohaishininhuaitaishiyueshengxiadeera！”
lvyiguidaozaidi，tongkuliuti。
“shengweirenzi，dangxiaoshunmuqinrujingtiandi，erruofanmu，tianliburong！”
huangdimudengkoudai，zhanshengdao：“era，nidaodizenmele？”
“你给我闭嘴！”
lvyituranzhanqilai，zhizhehuangdinuchi。
“nibenshiqifeizhizi，zhongshenyuhuangweiwuyuan。womuhounaidajiangjunyounv，jinzhiyuye！”
“nihuayanqiaoyu、xuqingjiayidepianwomuhouxiajiayuni，jiezhuzhaoshiquanzuzhili，yuhuangchuzhengduozhizhongtuoyingerchu，zuizhongdengshanghuangwei。”
“daquanzaiwozhihou，nibianlikeluchuchouezuilian，duimuhouqizhirubilv，shizhaojiaweijiaxiangzhidi，henbudeshazhierhoukuai。”
“sannianqian，niyimoxuyoudezuiming，bawaizufuhesanweijiufuchusi，qiyuzurenquanbuchongjun！”
“erzheihaibugou，nihaixiangfeichumuhou。dangzhenshicangtiankaileyan，nituranhuanlezhongji，tanhuanzaichuang，wuxinchaozheng。nibudebuzanshituichifeihoujihua，bachaozhengweituojiduinisixintadi、zhongxingenggengdemuhou。”
“dannizuomengdoubuhuixiangdao，muhoucaizhishengnibaibei，erniyebamuhoudexinchedishangtoule！”
“muhounianjijiuqing，cairangniguizaizheili，huanzuoshiwo，zaojiusongniquzhaojiawanglingmianqianpeizuile！”
huangdixiukuinandang，tianhouyanjingyouxiehongle，yishuangmeimuzhizhong，yanleiwangwang。
sannianqian，tayiweitadeyanleijiuliuguangle。
zheishitayishengdetong，tabuganxiang，yemeirenganzaitamianqiantiji，gengmeirenganrucizhizehuangdi。
rujinzhongyuyourenshuochulaile。
zheigerenhaishitadehaizi。
napatianhouzaoyitieshixinchang，yebujinyouxiegandong。
“haole，bieshuole！”tianhouqiaoqiaodecaganyanlei，huifuwangridezunguiyuweiyan。
“bu，muhou，wohaiyouhuashuo。”lvyikanxiangtianhou，shengyinwenrou，qingzhenyiqie。
budengtianhoufahua，lvyijiezheshuodao。
“erchenjishidashenghuangzi、lvshihouren、nindeer，haishinindechen，haishidashengdezimin。”
“zicongmuhoudailichaozhengyilai，tianxiataiping，haiyanheqing，baixingguoshanglemeimanfuzudeshenghuo，dashengdiguoyinglaileqiansuoweiyoudeshengshi，wanguolaichao。”
“shiwendashengdiguodelidaihuangdi，sheidewenzhiwugongnengyuninxiangtibinglun？zhiyufuhuang，tagengshilianjinintixiedezigedoumeiyou。”
“shenweidashengdiguodezimin，wohenxingyunnengyongyouninzheiyangdejunzhu，ninjinshengtianhou，shibaixingzhixing，ninruonengdengjichengdi，kaichuangbuxiudediguo，neishiwanshizhixing。”
“woyuanyiyongshengming，hanweinindeweiyan。sheiyuninzuodui，jiushiyuwozuodui，yutianxiabaixingzuodui。”
“bixiawansuiwansuiwanwansui！”
lvyixingsanguijiukoudali。
tianhouyijingzuohuilelongyi，takanxianglvyidemuguang，yeyibuxiangzhiqianneimebinglengwuqingle，youleshaoxudewendu。
“muhou，erchenxianshinindeer，ranhoushinindechen，zuihoucaishidashenghuangzi、lvshizuren。erchendoudan，qingmuhoufeichuerchenhuangzishenfen，cierchenxingzhao！”
天后终于动容。
taxianzaiyouxiehouhuile，houhuiyiqianduitataiguolengmo，taiguoshengshu。
“era，nidexiaoxin，zhenyizhixiao。”
“zhiyugaixingzhishi，zhenjiudangnishuolehuhua，yihoumoyaozaiti！”
tianhouyansugaojie，yuqiqueshiqiansuoweiyoudewenrou。
“shi，erchenjinzunmuhoujiaohui！”lvyishifentinghua。
“huiquba，zhenyifale！”tianhoubailebaishou。
lvyixingligaotui，xiangyaoyicixingrangtianhouduitafangxiajiebei，chongaiyoujia，neishibukenengde，demanmanlai。
tuichuqianqinggong，lvyixinzhongdeneiguqituranxiele，zhijuedeshuangtuiyiruan，chadianzaidao，haishixiaoliziyanjishoukuai，jimangbatafuzhu，caimeiyouluchupozhan。
“zheijiushidihuangzhishima？”
lvyianzikuse，tianhounengchengweiqianguyihou，jueduibubiguwangjinlairenheyiweijunzhucha。
已有帝王之相。
neizhongsuishisuikesanfachudediwangqishi，dangzhenshirangrencongguzilijingwei。
“nibuhuixiangdao，nideerzizheimetuoqiniba？”tianhoulengxiao，cishitaxinzhongshuobuchudechangkuai。
“taruciqiaobuqigu，keyilijie。tianhou，guzhendezhidaocuole，nijiufangguoguba！”huangdiaiqiu。
“fangguoni？zhenruoshifangguoni，jianglairuhemianduizhaojiawangling？”
“来人！”
“bahuangdidaihuijingangong（yiqiandelenggong），meiyouzhendeyunxu，renherenbudetanwang！”
……
chaoyanggong，sanhuangzilvyidegongdian。
gongbenyaziyouyouxinglai，zhijuedemouchuyizhensiliebandetengtong，dunshibianshiqideyaoyaqiechi。
“lizhixian，bengongzhuhenimeiwan！”
gongbenyaziqiangrenzhejutong，chuanshangyifu，yiqueyiguaidelikai。
lvyihuilaishi，gongbenyaziyijinglikaile。
“zheiyingdaoniu，huifuzheimekuai？”
lvyidachiyijing，buguodaoyemeiyoufangzaixinshang。
taxianzaidexinsi，quanbufangzaidaodisheishichuanyuezheshenshang。
jihudashangchuanyuezhebiaoqiandetianhou，juranbushi，neimehaowuyiwen，chuanyuezhezaitianhoudebeihou，shitazaianzhongyiluzhichi，caihuiyoutianhoujinshijinridechengjiuhediwei。
“这个老六！”
lvyiqibudayichulai，tachadianjiubeizheigelaoliuhaicanle。
lvyizainaohaizhongbatianhoushenbianderenfenxileyibian，faxianhenduorendouxiangchuanyuezhe，danyoubushihenxiang。
zheirangtagenbenbuganwangxiadinglun，bijingxianzaitazhishengliangcijihuile。
kongpazhiyoutianhouzhidaosheishichuanyuezhe。
“bu，zheigelaoliuneimegou，tianhoukongpadoubuyidingzhidaotashichuanyuezhe。”
xianzaiyigedanantibaizailvyidemianqian。
lingwaiyigechuanyuezhezangzaianchu，tajiubunengbiaoxianchuyidingdianchuanyuezhedejixiang，buranjiudewanwan。
lvyisixianglaiqu，juedingxianyibubianyingwanbian，bianzoubiankan。
tashouhuixinsi，diankaishenfenxinxidalibao。
【宿主：吕奕】
【年龄：十八】
【实力：无】
【shenfen：dashengdiguosanhuangzi、niujiazhuangnonghuzhizi、diqiuchuanyuezhe】
【shenzhongjueyusan、tinghuagu、xiajiangtou、dabeizhang、baoxuesan……】
【shibanianqian，weizhengchuji，tianhoujiazhuanghuaiyun，yutiqianchatanhaodeniujiazhuangnonghutongshishengyu，toulongzhuanfeng】
【niujiazhuangnonghuyibeishahai】
yuanzhushisheishengdeyijingbuzhongyaole，neigelaoliuyebuzhongyaole。
lvyikanzheshenshangsuozhongdeshisanzhongcanjuerenhuandejudu、zuzhou、zhongshangdeng，chedimale。
“zheishireleduoshaotiannurenyuan，caihuibeineimeduorendianjizhexiaoming？”
lvyisuiranshiweiyidedihuangzi，dantianhouduitaxianglailengmoshuyuan，huangdiyebudaijianta，suizhezhaojialuonanhehuanghoushichong，yidushenghuozaikongjuzhizhong。
houlaitianhouzhangquan，kongjuyouguozhierwubuji，yangchengledanxiaopashi、jinxiaoshenweidenuoruoxingge。
napashitianhuangguizhou，taqueshiliantaijiangongnvdoubugandashenghechi。
genbenmeiyoudezuishenmeren。
bunanxiangxiang，tashititianhou、tidashengdiguo，kangxialesuoyou。
“淦！”
“zhuandingzhewozheigelaoshirenqifushiba？”
xiangyaolvyijueyuderentaiduole，bijingtashitianhouweiyidehuangzi。
huangdilaoerhetianhoudouyoukenengjitaxiajueyusan。
xiajiangtou、dabeizhang、baoxuesanzhilei，yeshihenduorennenggougande。
genbenbukenengyixiazijiuchuzuikuihuoshou。
weiyixiongshoubijiaominglangde，jiushitinghuagu。
gushunaishimiaojiangduyoudemishu，zhiyoumiaojiangderencainengshizhan。
zuizuizhongyaodeshi，xianzaichaoyanggongnei，bianzhuzheyiweimiaojiangshengnv。
lvyideliulaopo，lanling。
tinghuagu，shiyoubajiujiushilaoliugande。
老六？
lvyiyaoleyaotou，lianggelaoliubushiyigexingzhi。
buguanruhe，xianzaiduilanling，lvyishishengqilenongnongdeeyi。
“nizheigexiaolaoliu，ganmouhaiqinfu，kanbenhuangzizenmerangnituoguangxijing，guizaidishangchangzhengfu！”
lvyihenbudelikemashangchongdaolanlingdefangjian，batacongbeiwolilinchulaidapigu。
danzhongletinghuagudeta，muqianzhudingbunengzhaorelanling。
不然只会乖乖服从。
xianzaizuiranglvyitoutongde，haishijiaozuobaoxuesandejudu。
baoxuesan，fuyongzheqirizhihouhuixueguanbaozhaerwang，fabingzhiqian，queshiqiangshenliangyao。
suoyi，qingdudanbingmeiyoubabaoxuesandedusuqingchu。
yinweixianzaibaoxuesanhaibushidu。
yejiushishuo，lvyixianzaideshouming，yijingkuaiyaozoudaozhongdianle。
yinweibuzhidaoshishenmeshihoubeixiadebaoxuesan，youkenengtaxiayimiaojiukangfenbaoxueerwang。
lvyijimangquchu《jiuzhuanxuangong》fanyue，huoxuxiulianyoucheng，nenggouzixinghuajie。
哗啦啦……
mijifeisufanyue，lvyiyimushixing。
shangmiandemeigezitadourenshi，danhezaiyiqi，tajiukanbudong。
“xitong，buhuishibenjiamijiba？”
【xitongjiancedaosuzhushiwanlitiaoyidefeichaizizhi（mijidoukanbudong，feichaizhongdefeichai）】
“……”
“老子就不信了！”
吕奕取出迷踪步。
哗啦啦……
一目十行。
kanbudong，zhendekanbudonga！
【ding，xitongjiancedaojijiangyoutaozichengshu，suzhuruoshichenggongzhaiqutaozi，xitonghuijiyujiangli——jipintianlingdan】
【jipintianlingdankegaishansuzhuzizhi，rangsuzhucongfeichaiyiyuechengweijingying】
【suzhushifouchakanrenwu？】
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