kekeaiaidetuziade《moribeici:wofuhuohouchengleshen》zheibenshuxiedehaishitinghaode!zhujiaoshiluxiaosuwanlinweiwei,zhuyaojiangshule:zhishengxiamandiqiheidehuijin,fengyichuijiusanle。wozhanqishen,huangusizhou。feixuhaishineipianfeixu,zhishikongqizhongmimandefuchouweidanlexuduo。「shenzhibeimin」xi……
woshiyigemeiyougongjiyinengdefeiwu,zaimoshilikaoyifuzuiqiangxiaoduiduizhangluxiaoerhuo。
suoyourendoumawoshigezhihuituohoutuidehuaping。zaiyicisangshiweichengzhong,luxiaoweilejiutadebaiyueguang,
haobuyouyudijiangwotuixiangleshichao。beikenshidejutongzhong,wonaohailixiangqiyigeshengyin:【gongxisuzhu,
chenggongjiqi100ci“jiansibujiu”tiyan,zuiqiangfuzhuxitong“shenzhibeimin”zhengshijihuo。jinengyi:fuhuo。
】1.「suwan,qiunile,jiujiuwo!」baiyueguanglinweiweidiezuozaidi,
xiaotuishanghuakaiyidaoshenkejiangudeshangkou,xianxueranhongletabaisedelianyiqun。tapiaoliangdeyanjinglixumanleishui,
juewangdixiangwoshenchushou。ertadesizhou,wushusangshizhengcongfeixuzhongpachu,sihouzhechaotayongqu。
zheishiwomenxiaoduibeikunzaiashizhongxinfeixudedisantian,danjinliangjue,suoyourendouyishiqiangnuzhimo。
erlinweiweideshoushang,chengleyakualuotuodezuihouyigendaocao。duizhangluxiao,wodenanyou,
yongtazuihouyisileidianyinengpikaiyizhiqitukaojinlinweiweidesangshi,huitouchongwosihou:「suwan!
nibushixueguozhiwuxuema?kuaizhaozhaofujinyoumeiyouzhixuedecaoyao!」tadeshengyinlimanshijiaojiyubunai。
xiaoduilideqitarenyefenfenzhizewo。「doushenmeshihoule,haizaifadai!pingshichiwomendeyongwomende,
guanjianshikeyidianyongdoumeiyou!」「yigemeiyougongjiyinengdefeiwu,yaobushiduizhangxinshan,nizaosizaiwaimianle!
」wokanzhetamenyizhangzhangyanedezuilian,xinzangxiangshibeipaozaibingshuili。moshisannian,wogenzheluxiao,
yongwoweibuzudaodezhiwuxuezhishi,yicicibangtamenfenbianyouduzhiwu,xunzhaokeshiyonggenjing,
guihuazuianquandelinjianluxian。kezheixie,tamendouwangle。tamenzhijide,womeiyouyineng,
shigexuyaobeibaohude「huaping」。woshenxiyikouqi,yaxiaxintoudesuanse,muguangkuaisusaoguozhouweidefeixu。
shuinifengxili,wokandaoleyicongbuqiyandelvsezhiwu。cheqiancao。woxinzhongyixi,zhengyaochongguoqu,
luxiaoqueyibazhuazhulewodeshouwan。tadeliqihenda,niedewoshengteng。「laibujile。」tashengyinbingleng,
yanshenlishiwocongweijianguodejuejue,「sangshitaiduo,womenchongbuchuqu。」wolengzhule:「neiweiweizenmeban?」
luxiaomeiyouhuidawo,ershikanxianglexiongyongdeshichao,youkanlekanwo。tayanzhongdezhengzhahetongkuzhichixuleyimiao,
bianhuaweiyipiansijidelengmo。「suwan,」tayiziyijudao,「zongyaoyouren……quyinkaitamen。」
wodedanaoyipiankongbai。yinkaitamen?yongshenme?xiayimiao,yigujudadetuilicongbeihouchuanlai。
woxiangyipianpiaolingdeluoye,haowufankangzhilididiexiangneiqunsihoudeguaiwu。fengshengzaiwoerbianhuxiao,
wozuihoukandaodehuamian,shiluxiaochongdaolinweiweishenbian,jiangtayibabaoqi,
touyebuhuidichongxiangwomenlaishidefangxiang。tadeduiyoumenjinsuiqihou,meiyouyigerenhuitoukanwoyiyan。yuanlai,
wojiushineigedaijia。beifangqidedaijia。binglengde、fulandelizhuasikaiwodepifu,
jianruideyachiciruwodexuerou。jutongxijuanlewodemeiyicunshenjing。
woganjuezijideshentizhengzaibeiyidiandianfenshi,yishizhujianmohu。juewanghehenyi,
xiangdutengyiyangchanraozhewodexinzang。luxiao,nihaohendexin。jiuzaiwoyishichedixiaosandeqianyike,
yigebinglengdejixieyinzaiwonaohaizhongxiangqi。【jiancedaosuzhushengmingtizhengjijiangxiaoshi……】【「jiansibujiu」
tiyandi99ci,laizixiaoduichengyuanzhangqiang……】【「jiansibujiu」tiyandi100ci,
laizixiaoduiduizhangluxiao……】【gongxisuzhu,chenggongjiqi100ci「jiansibujiu」tiyan,
zuiqiangfuzhuxitong「shenzhibeimin」zhengshijihuo。】【jinengyi:fuhuo。
】【zhengzaiqidong……】2.yishihuilongdeshunjian,womengdicongdishangzuoqi。shenshangbeikenshidejutongxiaoshile,
pifuwanhaoruchu,lianyisibahendoumeiyouliuxia。woditoukanlekanzijideshuangshou,youmolemozijidelian。
shizhende。wohuoguolaile。zhouweishisiyibandejijing,zhiqianjiangwoyanmeideshichaoxiaoshiwuzong,
zhishengxiamandiqiheidehuijin,fengyichuijiusanle。wozhanqishen,huangusizhou。feixuhaishineipianfeixu,
zhishikongqizhongmimandefuchouweidanlexuduo。「shenzhibeimin」xitong……wobishangyan,jizhongjingshen,
yigebantoumingdelansemianbanlikechuxianzaiwoyanqian。
【jineng:fuhuo(yijihuo)、jinghua(yijihuo)、kongjian(weijihuo)】【shengjitiaojian:xishounengliangjinghe。
】jinghua?woxinzhongyidong,jiangmuguangtouxiangbuyuanchuyizhiluodandesangshi。tasihubeizhiqiandebianguhedaole,
zhengduozaiyiduduanqianghousesefadou。wochangshizheshenchushou,duizhunleta。「jinghua。」
yidaorouhedebaiguangcongwozhangxinshechu,longzhaozhuneizhisangshi。tatongkudisihouqilai,shentijuliechouchu,
pifushangheisedexueguanxunsutunqu,fulandejirouyirouyankejiandesuduzhongxinshengzhang。jimiaozhonghou,
sihoutingzhile。zhanzaiwomianqiande,buzaishimianmukezengdesangshi,
ershiyigeyanshenmimang、yishanlanlvdenianqingnanren。takanzhezijideshuangshou,youkanlekanwo,
nannandao:「wo……wohaihuozhe?」wolengzhule。zhei「jinghua」,jingranshibasangshibianhuirenlei?
nanrenturanguidaozaiwomianqian,jidongdichaowoketou:「xiexieni!xiexienvshenjiumingzhien!」
wohaimeilaidejifanying,naohailidexitongmianbanzaiciliangqi。【jinghuachenggong,huodexinyangzhi+10。
】【xinyangzhikeyongyujiesuo/shengjijineng。】wokanzhemianbanshangdetishi,
youkanlekandishangneigeduiwoganendaidedenanren,huranmingbaileshenme。zheigexitong,bushirangwoquzhandoude。
tashirangwo,chengweizheigemoshilide「shen」。worangnanrenxianzhaogedifangduoqilai,
zijizezouxiangleneixiesangshiliuxiadehuijin。zaihuijinduili,wozhaodaoleyikezhijiagaidaxiaodehuisejingshi。
zheijiushinengliangjinghe。wojiangtawozaishouxin,yiguweiruodenuanliushunzhezhangxinhuiruwodeshenti。
【xishouyijijinghe,jingyanzhi+1。】kanlai,shengjiyebushiyijianrongyideshi。dangwuzhiji,
shixianlikaizheigeweixiandedifang。wopingjiejiyi,zouxiangluxiaotamenlikaidefangxiang。
womeiyouxiangguoyaoquzhuishangtamen,gengmeixiangguoyaobaofu。zaibeituixiangshichaodeneiyike,luxiaozaiwoxinli,
jiuyijingshigesirenle。wozhishixuyaozhaoyigexiangduianquandedifang,haohaoguihuayixiawodeweilai。
kewomeixiangdao,zouchufeixubudaoyigongli,wojiuzaiciyujianletamen。tamendeqingkuanghenbuhao。
duiwulidesuduyinengzhedatuibeihuashang,xueliubuzhi,yijingxianrulebanhunmi。erluxiaozuizaiyidelinweiwei,
liansecanbairuzhi,quansuozaitahuaili,qiruoyousi。taxiaotuishangdeshangkou,feidanmeiyouhaozhuan,
fanerkaishifahei、fulan。shihua。wojiaobuyidun,xiayishidizangzaileyikuaijudadeguanggaopaihoumian。
zhitingjianluxiaodeduiyouzaijuewangdiaihao:「duizhang,zenmebana?weiweijieta……takuaibuxingle!」
「douguaineigesuwan!yaobushiweilezhaotayaodeshenmepocaoyao,weiweijiegenbenbuhuishoushang!」「yigehuaping,
silejiusile,hailianleiwomen!」luxiaobaozhelinweiwei,xinghongzheyan,yiquanzazaipangbiandeqiangbishang。「bizui!
」tasisidingzhelinweiweifaheideshangkou,shengyinsiya:「weiwei,nizaijianchiyixia,
woyidinghuizhaodaozhiliaoxiyinengzhejiunide!」linweiweixuruodiyaoleyaotou,yanleihualuo:「xiaoge,
meiyongde……wozhidao,wokuaiyaobianchengguaiwule……nishalewoba,wobuxiang……buxiangbianchengneifuyangzi……」
「bu!wobuhuirangniside!」luxiaoxiangshifengleyiyang,jinjinbaozhuta,「woxishenglesuwan,
jiushiweilerangnihuoxiaqu!nibixujiwohuozhe!」guanggaopaihou,wodexin,meiyouyisibolan。
shenzhiyouxiexiangxiao。lu-xiaoaluxiao,nikongpahaibuzhidaoba。linweiweigenbenbushibeisangshizhuashangde。
wokandeqingqingchuchu,zaitashuaidaozhiqian,tashibeiyikuaishengxiudetiepianhuashangde。erneikuaitiepian,
laiziyigefeiqidehuagongchang。shangmiandehuaxuedusu,zuyizhiming。3.「xiaoge,wohaoleng……」
linweiweideshengyinyuelaiyueruo,shentikaishibushoukongzhidichouchu。wozhidao,neishidusugongxindezhengzhao。
luxiaodeduiyoumenweizaitashenbian,shushouwuce,lianshangxiemanlekongjuhejuewang。「duizhang,womenkuaizouba!
zaibuzou,weiweijieyaoshishibianle……」「shiaduizhang,womenbunengdouzhezaizheili!」luxiaotaiqitou,
bumanxuesideyanjingsaoguomeiyigecuicutadeduiyuan,yanshenlidefengkuanghebaolirangsuoyourendoubishanglezui。
tadixiatou,yongjihusuiliedeshengyinzailinweiweierbianshuo:「weiwei,biepa,wobuhuidiuxiani。」shuozhe,
tajingranzhijiesixiazijideyikuaiyixiu,fushenjiuyaoquxishunlinweiweishangkoulideduxue。wotongkongyisuo。
zhenshigantiandongdideaiqing。kexi,tayaoshiwangle。neibushishidu,ershihuaxuejudu,xichulaiyemeiyong,
fanerhuirangzijiyezhongdu。wobuxiangzaikanzheichangnaoju,zhuanshenzhunbeilikai。kejiuzaizheishi,
luxiaodeyigeduiyouturanfaxianlewo。「sheizaineili!」tayishengdahan,
suoyourendemuguangdouqishuashuadichaowoshelai。dangtamenkanqingwodelianshi,meigerendebiaoqingdouxiangshijianlegui。
「su……suwan?」「ni……nibushiyijing……」luxiaodeshentijiangzhule,tananyizhixindikanzhewo,
fangfozaikanyigecongdiyulipachulaideegui。「nizenmehaihuozhe?」tatuokouerchu,shengyinlimanshizhenjing。
wocongguanggaopaihouzouchulai,pailepaishenshangdehuichen,dandandikanzheta。「rangnishiwangle。」
linweiweizailuxiaohuaili,yezhengkaileyanjing,kandaowoshi,tayandifeikuaidishanguoyisiyuanduhejinghuang。danhenkuai,
tajiuyoubianhuineifuchuchukeliandemoyang,xuruodihandao:「wanwan……taihaole,nimeishi……」
tadeshengyinchenggongdijiangluxiaodezhuyililalehuiqu。luxiaodeliansebianleyoubian,zuihou,
taxiangshizhuazhulejiumingdaocaoyiban,chongwohandao:「suwan!nikuaiguolai!nibushidongzhiwuma?
kuaikankanweiweideshang!」tadeyuqi,lisuodangran,fangfozhiqianjiangwotuixiangshichaoderenbushita。
wolengxiaoyisheng:「woweishenmeyaojiuta?」luxiaolengzhule,sihumeixiangdaowohuizheimeshuo。
tashenhoudeduiyouliketiaolechulai,zhizhewodebizimadao:「su-wannishenmeyisi?
weiweijieshoushanghaibushiyinweini!yaobushinimomocengceng,tazenmehuibeizhuashang!」「jiushi!
xianzairangnijiurenshijiniyigejianggongbuguodejihui!biebushihaodai!」jianggongbuguo?zhenshitiandadexiaohua。
wolandehezheiqunchunhuozhengbian,muguangyueguotamen,luozailuxiaoshenshang。「luxiao,niyeshizheimexiangde?」
luxiaodezuichundongledong,yanshenfuza。tabikailewodewenti,
zhishiyongyizhongjinhuminglingdekouwenshuo:「bienaole,suwan。guolaijiuren。」wokanzheta,
huranjuedeguoqusanniandeziji,xianggechetoucheweideshazi。
wojingranhuiaishangzheiyangyigezisi、lengxueyouaomandenanren。「ruguowobuni?」woqingqingdiwen。
luxiaodeliansechedichenlexialai,tazhoushendeqiyadidekepa。「suwan,wozaishuoyibian,」tayiziyiju,
daizheburongzhihuideweiya,「guolai。jiuren。biebiwodongshou。」tayiweiwohaishineigeshouwufujizhili,
zhinengyifutacainenghuoxiaqudesuwan。kexi,woyijingbushile。wobujinmeiguoqu,fanerhoutuileliangbu,
haozhengyixiadikanzhetamen。「dongshou?haoa。」wogouqichunjiao,「wodaoxiangkankan,
nixianzaihaiyouduoshaoliqilaiduiwodongshou。」tadeleidianyinengyijinghaojin,zhengzhiduiwudoupibeibukan。erwo,
shiganggangfuhuo,manzhuangtai。sheishusheiying,haibuyidingni。luxiaodeliansetieqing,tameixiangdaowoganzheiyangtiaoxinta。
jiuzaiwomenduizhideshihou,linweiweituranfachuleyishengtongkudejianjiao。tamengdituikailuxiao,
shuangshousisidiqiazhuzijidebozi,zhijiayinweiyonglierfanbai。heisedexueguanxiangzhuwangyiyang,
congtadeshangkouchuxunsumanyan,pamanletadebangeshenti。「a——!」tafachulebuxiangrenleidesihou,
yanjingbiandeyipianxuehong。「buhao!weiweijieyaoshibianle!」「kuai!kuaishaleta!」duiyuanmenjingkongdihoutui,
fenfenjuqilewuqi。luxiaoquefengleyiyangdangzailinweiweishenqian,chongtamenpaoxiao:「sheigandongta!」
kecishidelinweiwei,yijingshiqulelizhi。tazhangkaizui,luchufaheideyachi,
haobuyouyudichaozheluxiaodeboziyaolexiaqu!4.「duizhang!」jinghushengsiqi。luxiaofanyingjikuai,
zailinweiweiyaoxialaideqianyimiao,piantouduoguo,tongshiyijishoudaopizailetadehoujing。linweiweishentiyiruan,
yunleguoqu。dantabozishangmanyandeheisexueguan,quesihaomeiyoutunqudejixiang。luxiaobaozheta,
zhenggerendouxiangshibeichouganleliqi,langbeibukan。tataitoukanxiangwo,yanshenlidiyicichuxianleaiqiu。
「suwan……woqiuni,jiujiuta……」「zhiyaonijiuta,nixiangyaoshenme,wodoujini。yiqiandeshi,
shiwobudui,wogennidaoqian。」tashenhoudeduiyuanmenyefenfenfuhe。「shiasuwan,dajiadoushiyigeduide,
nijiubiejijiaole。」「jiuleweiweijie,womendouqianniyigerenqing!」wokanzhetamenyizhangzhangxuweidelian,
zhijuedeexin。「daoqian?renqing?」wochixiaochusheng,「luxiao,niderenqingzhijigeqian?
nenghuanhuiwobeisangshikenshishi,nitouyebuhuidebeiyingma?」wodehuaxiangyijixiangliangdeerguang,
henhendichouzailuxiaodelianshang。talianseshabai,zuichunzhandouzhe,queyigeziyeshuobuchulai。「suwan,
nibietaiguofen!」yigeduiyuanrenbuzhule,「duizhangyijinggennidaoqianle!nihaixiangzenmeyang?
feiyaokanzheweiweijiesima?nidexinzenmezheimehendu!」wolenglengdipieletayiyan:「hendu?
biqibawotuixiangshichaodenimen,wozheidianhendu,suanshenme?」neiduiyuanbeiwodudeyakouwuyan。
wobuzailihuitamen,zhuanshenjiuzou。「zhanzhu!」luxiaoturancongdishangzhanleqilai,lanzaiwomianqian。
tashuangyanchihong,xiangyitoubeibidaojueludekunshou。「suwan,nidaodiyaozenmeyangcaikenjiuta?」wotingxiajiaobu,
kanzheta,huranshengchuleyigeeliedeniantou。wogouqichunjiao,manmandishenchuyigenshouzhi。「xiangrangwojiuta,
keyi。」「guixia。」「qiuwo。」kongqishunjianninggu。suoyourendouyongyizhongbukesiyideyanshenkanzhewo,
fangfowotichuleshenmedanibudaodeyaoqiu。luxiaoshishei?moshiqianshijingshiyoumingdetaiziye,
moshihoushishilizuiqiangdeleixiyinengzhe,shizheizhijingyingxiaoduideduizhang。taxianglaigaogaozaishang,shuoyibuer。
rangtaguixia?jianzhishitianfangyetan。luxiaodequantouwodegegezuoxiang,eshangqingjinbaoqi,
xianranyijingfennudaolejidian。「suwan,nibuyaodecunjinchi!」wowusuoweidisongsongjian:「neijiumeibanfale。
nimenmanmanliao,woxianzoule。」shuowan,woraoguota,jixuwangqianzou。「dengdeng!」shiluxiaodeshengyin。
womeiyouhuitou。shenhou,chuanlaile「putong」yisheng。wojiaobuyidun,huanhuanzhuanguoshen。luxiao,
neigebukeyishideluxiao,zhendeguixiale。tashuangxizhedi,jibeiquetingdebizhi,xiangshibeizheduanlechibangdeying。
tataiqitou,quruhehenyizaitayanzhongjiaozhi,dantahaishicongyafenglijichulesangezi。「woqiuni。」
zhouweiyipiansiji。tadeduiyuanmengegemudengkoudai,
xianranmeiliaodaotamendeduizhangzhendehuiweilelinweiweizuodaozheigedibu。wokanzheguizaidishangdeluxiao,
xinlimeiyouyisikuaiyi,zhiyouyipianhuangwudebeiliang。weilelinweiwei,tazhendeshenmedoukenzuo。erwoni?
woguoqusanniandefuchu,zaitayanli,yousuandeleshenme?「henhao。」wodiandiantou,
chaozhetahuailidelinweiweizouqu。suoyourendousongleyikouqi,yiweiwozhongyuyaochushoule。wozoudaotamenmianqian,
dunxiashen,zhuangmozuoyangdijianchaleyixialinweiweideshangkou。ranhou,zaisuoyourenqidaidemuguangzhong,wozhanqishen,
yaoleyaotou。「baoqian,」wokanzheluxiao,yiziyiju,qingxidishuodao,「tazheigeshang,shihuaxuedusuganran,
bushishidu。」「woyewunengweili。」【fufeidian】5.luxiaolianshangdexuese,zaishunjiantundeyiganerjing。
taxiangshimeitingdongwodehua,zhengzhengdikanzhewo,jimiaohou,caizhaohuizijideshengyin:「ni……nishuoshenme?」
「woshuo,」wonaixindizhongfuleyibian,「tazhongdeshihuagongchangdejudu,bushisangshibingdu。
shenxianlaileyejiubule,zhunbeihoushiba。」shuowan,wobuzaikantaneizhangsihuisedelian,zhuanshendabulikai。
shenhou,shiluxiaoxiesidilidepaoxiao。「suwan!nipianwo!nizheige**!nijiwozhanzhu!」taxiangzhuishanglai,
quebeiduiyousisilazhu。「duizhang!lengjingdian!weiweijieta……tameihuxile!」womeiyouhuitou,
zhishijiakuailejiaobu。luxiao,zheizhishiyigekaishi。wosuochengshoudetongkuhejuewang,huirangni,
baibeiqianbeidichanghai。likaileluxiaotamen,wokaishiduziyirenzaichengshilichuanxing。meiyouletuohoutuide「duiyou」
,wodexingdongfanergengjiaziyouhegaoxiao。wobaitianxunzhaowuzihenengliangjinghe,
wanshangjiuzhaoyigeanquandedifangxishoujinghe,tishengxitongdengji。neigebeiwojiuxiadenanrenjiaoacheng,
shigeputongdedaxuesheng,moshibaofashihejiarenzousanle。tahenganjiwo,ziyuangenzaiwoshenbian,renwochaqian。
wofaxianwode「jinghua」nengli,bujinjinnengbasangshibianhuiren。tahainengjinghuabeiwurandeshuiyuanhetudi。
zaiyigefeiqidechaoshili,wozhaodaoleyixieshucaizhongzi。woyong「jinghua」qinglichuyixiaokuaitudi,
jiangzhongzizhongxia。diertian,tamenjiufaleya。disantian,jiuyijingjiechulexiannendeguoshi。
zheijianzhishimoshilizuidadeshenji。woheachengzhongyubuyongzaikenneixienanyixiayandeyasuobingganle。yizhouhou,
wodexitongshengdaole2ji。
jihuo)、kongjian(yijihuo)】【shengjitiaojian:xishounengliangjinghe/huodexinyangzhi】kongjianjinengzhongyujiesuole。
zheishiyige10lifangmizuoyoudechuwukongjian,suiranbuda,danzuyijiewoderanmeizhiji。
wobashoujidaodewuzihejinghequandoufanglejinqu。suizhewomenshoulideshiwuyuelaiyueduo,achengtiyi,
womenkeyiqufujindexingcunzhejidi,yongshiwuhuanyixiewomenxuyaodedongxi,biruwuqiheyaopin。woxianglexiang,
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