《morifeitu:kaijushenjixuanze,meinvtujianweiwodagong》shiyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,youdaheijiadelaoheidazao。gushizhongdelinmoqinxueyeliannashenshishenmi,yuqitajiaosezhijianjiugecuozong,yinfaleyixilielingrenpingxidechongtuyutiaozhan。zheibenxiaoshuoqingjiequzhe,jinzhangciji,daijiduzhewujindejingxiyulequ。【jiuyuanrenwu(suxiaorou)wancheng1/3。qingjinkuaijiangmubiaodaizhilinshianquandian。】tingdaoxitongtishi,linmoxinqinggenghaole。tafuzhexuruodesuxiaorou,zouxiangtanei……。
kaijuyiliangshengxiusanlunche,xitongrangwoxuanbangdingnaweimeinvyinengzhe。
wofanshouquandouyao,jiesuoyinzangnenglimeinvtujianxitong。
bierenzaisangshiqunzhongzhengzhaqiusheng,wotangzaianquanwulixinshangxiaohuadewuzi。
xirigaoaodenvzhanshenweiwozhupaomian,dingjianmeinvkexuejiatiwogaizaowuqi。
dangqitashengcunzhekukusouxunwuzishi,woyijingdazaoleyidongbaolei,daizhemeinvjuntuanhengsaofeitu。
zhidaomoutian,xitongturanjinggao:jiancedaotujianmeinvchuxianyichangqingganbodong...
suanyuhaowuzhengzhaodizalexialai,daizheyigucibide、leisifulanjinshudexingchouwei,shunjianjiangbenjiuhuianpobaideshijielongzhaozaiyipianmenglongdeduwuzhizhong。
linmomengdicongyiduifeiqiwuhoumiantanchutou,anmayishengdaomei,shoujiaobingyongdisuojinpangbianyidongbantaloufangdeyicengmenmianli。zheiliyuanbenkenengshigexiaochaoshi,rujinhuojiadongdaoxiwai,kongwuyiwu,zhishengxiahouhoudehuichenhejiaoluolikeyide、yijingfaheiganhedewuzi。
yushuijianluozaifuxiudejinshuheshuinishang,fachu“chichi”deqingxiang,maochuxiweidebaiyan。taxiaoxindibikaimenchuangquekouchupiaojinlaideyusi,chelecheshenshangneijianjihukanbuchuyuanse、duochumosundewaitao。laidaozheigeguidifangyijingsantian,jieganxiangfuguzhiqu,buduankenshizhetadeweidaihelizhi。sangziyangandemaohuo,jincundeneidiankuangquanshuizaozaizuotianjiuheguangle。
takaozhebanbodiaofendeqiangbihuazuoxialai,muguangsaoguoshouwanshangneigehaobuqiyande、xiangshiertongwanjudeheisedianziwandai。zheishichuanyueguolaishiweiyigenzhetadedongxi,santianlaichulexianshiyigeweiruodaojihukanbujiandenengliangtiao(muqian3%),meiyourenhefanying。
“made,bierenchuanyueyaomewangbazhiqicelou,yaomexitongbangshenmiaotianmiaodi,laozidaohao,kaijuyiliang……ng?”linmoxiayishidiniutou,kanxiangmenwaiyumuzhongneiliangbeita“jicheng”dezuojia——yiliangxiujibanban,chulechelingbuxiangnalidouxiangdeposanlunche。chedoulihaifangzhebanpingjianlaide、buzhidaonengbunenghedehunzhuoyushuiheyigekongguantouhe。
真是绝了。
jiuzaitazichaokuxiao,jihuyaobeijuewangyanmeideshihou,shouwanmengdichuanlaiyizhenqingweidezhuoregan。
【ding!jiancedaosuzhushengcunyizhidadaolinjiedian,shenjixuanzexitongjihuochenggong!nengliangzhuruzhong…1%…2%…】
yigebinglengde、haowuganqingdedianzihechengyintuwudizaitanaohaizhongxiangqi。
linmoyigejiling,chadiancongdishangtiaoqilai。laile!jinshouzhisuichidandao!
【nengliangzhuru5%,kaiqichushibangdingxuanze。qingsuzhucongyixiasanweinvxingyinengzhezhong,xuanzeyiweijinxingchushibangding,bangdinghoukejianggaiyinengzhenarubihuxulie,binggongxiangqibufenjichunengli。】
suizhetishiyin,linmoyanqianpingkongtoushechusandaobantoumingderenwuquanxiyingxiang,pangbianhaiyoujianlvedewenzijieshao。
diyigeyingxiang,shiyimingchuanzhepolandannanyanqinglirongyandenianqingnvzi,yanshenqieqie,shoulipengzheyixiaotuanweiruodelvguang。【suxiaorou,ziranxiyineng(mengya),nengli:weiruozhiwucuisheng。dangqianzhuangtai:jie,xuruo,beixiaoxinglveduozhetuanhuoweikunyudongqufeiqihuafang。bangdingjiangli:shengcunwuzibujibaox1。】
diergeyingxiang,shiyimingshencaigaotiao、zhazhemawei、lianshanghaidaizhejidaowuhenyeyanbuzhuyingqidenvzi,tashouzhongwozheyigenxuejiandegangjin,yanshenjingtierjianding。【qinxue,qianghuaxiyineng(chujie),nengli:liliangqingduqianghua。dangqianzhuangtai:qingshang,yubeiqudixiachekuduzidiyusanzhijibianti。bangdingjiangli:jinggangkandaox1。】
disangeyingxiang,zeranglinmotongkongweiweiyisuo。neishiyimingchuanzhebaidagua、daizhejinsiyanjing、qizhiqinglengdezhixingmeinv,tazhengzhanzaiyigejianloudegongzuotaiqian,taishangsanluozheyixielingjianhegongju。【yelianna,jingshenxiyineng(teshu),nengli:jingmigouzaoyujiexi。dangqianzhuangtai:beikunyuxiqufeiqishengwushiyanshi,nengyuanjijianghaojin。bangdingjiangli:jichuwuqigaizaotuzhix1。】
sangexuanze,qingximingle。anzhaozhengchangdemoshishengcunluoji,sihuyinggaixuanqinxue,qianghuaxiyineng,nengda,chuqishengcunbaozhangzuigao。huozhexuansuxiaorou,ziranxi,suiranxianzairuo,danqianlida,erqiezhijiejiwuzibao,nengjieranmeizhiji。yeliannakanqilaishijishuxingrencai,danzaichaobubaoxidemoshichuqi,jishuyuanburuyikuaimianbaohuoyibahaodaoshizai。
xitongtishiyinzaicixiangqi:【qingsuzhuzai60miaoneizuochuxuanze。59…58…】
binglengdedaojishixiangchuiziyiyangqiaodazhelinmodeshenjing。takuaisufenxizhelibi,muguangzaisangeyingxiangshanglaihuisaoshi。xuanyige,jiuyiweizhefangqilingwailiangge,yijitamenkenengdailaideqianzaishouyi。erqie,“bangding”zheigeci,tingqilaijiuxiangshimaishenqiyiyang……
jiuzaidaojishijijiangguilingdeshunjian,yigejiqidadan、shenzhikeyishuoshifengkuangdeniantourutongdianguangshihuobancuanrulinmodenaohai。pingshenmeyaoxuan?pingshenmebunengquandouyao?zhei**moshi,guizebujiushiyonglaidapodema?
qutamadedanxuanti!laoziquandouyao!
zheigeniantoushengqidechanei,tajihushiyongjinquanshendeyinian,duizheneiwandaidihou:“woxuandisixiang!woquandouyao!”
【jinggao!suzhuxuanzechaochuyushefanwei!xitongluojicuowu……cuowu……】
wandaipingmushangdeshuzifengkuangluantiao,fachucierdejingbaosheng,shenzhimaoqilexiweidedianhuohua。linmodexintidaolesangziyan,shengpazheiweiyidejinshouzhibeizijiwanhuaile。
jimiaozhonghou,luanmapingxi,jingbaoshengtingzhi。yigeyuzhiqianbinglengdianziyinjieranbutongde、daizheyisiqiyiyunweiderouhenvshengxiangqi:
【jiancedaosuzhuyongyouchaoyuechangguideyexinyupoli,fuheyinzangtiaojian……jiesuoyinzangxitong——meinvtujian!】
【meinvtujianxitongjiazaichenggong!dangqiantujianrongliang:wuxian(suisuzhushilitishengjiesuogengduogongneng)。】
【chushitujianshoulu:suxiaorou(ziranxi)、qinxue(qianghuaxi)、yelianna(jingshenxi)。】
【tujiangongneng1:bihu。keweitujianneimeinvtigongjueduianquandeanquanwu(xunengliangjihuo)。】
【gongneng2:nengligongxiang。suzhukeyouxiandushiyongtujianneimeinvdeyineng(lengqueshijianyusuzhujingshenlixiangguan)。】
【gongneng3:jibanqianghua。yutujianmeinvhudongketishengjibanzhi,jiesuoewaijiachengyuzhuanshujineng。】
【fabuchushirenwu:jiuyuan。qingsuzhuzai24xiaoshinei,chenggongjiangsanweimubiaomeinvjiuyuanzhilinshianquandian。renwujiangli:anquanwujichuxingtai(keyidong)x1,tujiannengliang100dian。shibaichengfa:tujiannengliangqingling,xitongyongjiuxiumian。】
linmodaidaidikanzhewandaishangfuxianchudequanxinjiemian——yigejingzhide、leisigujishucedexunitubiao,fengmianshisanweimeinvdejianying。tubiaoxiafang,suxiaorou、qinxue、yeliannasangeqbantouxiangshanshuozheweiguang,meigetouxiangxiamianhaiyouyigehongsede“wei”zibiaoshi。
kuangxishunjianyanmeileta!duduile!guoran,esidanxiaode,chengsidandade!
quandouyao!zhendeshiquandouyao!
gubushangxijiuzhei“meinvtujian”xitongshibushiyoushenmebuzhengjingdeqingxiang,linmolikechakanditugongneng。wandaitoushechudeweixingguangmushang,qingxibiaozhulesangeshanshuodeguangdian,fenbiedaibiaosuxiaorou、qinxueheyeliannadeweizhi,yijitazijideweizhi。tongshi,guangmubianyuanhaiyouyige24xiaoshidedaojishi。
shijianjinpo!bixulikexingdong!
tashenxiyikouqi,yaxiajidongdexinqing,muguangshouxiansuodinglejulizuijin、daibiaosuxiaoroudeneigeguangdian——dongqufeiqihuafang。
“jiuxiancongnizheizhixiaomianyangkaishiba。”linmotianletianganliedezuichun,yanzhongshanguoyisijingguang。tachongchupobaidemenmianfang,kuashangneiliangchulelingdangbuxiangnalidouxiangdeposanlunche,yongliyideng。
“gazhi——gazhi——”sanlunchefachubukanzhongfude**,zaizhegangganghuode“quantujian”mengxiangdelinmo,chongrujianjianbianxiaodesuanyuzhizhong,xiangzhedongqufangxiang,waiwainiuniudishiqu。
……
东区,废弃花房。
canpodebolidingpengzaoyisuiliedaban,suanyushunzheloudongxixililididiluo,zaidimianfushichuxiaoxiaodekengwa。kongqilimimanzhezhiwufulanhemouzhongliezhiyancaohunhedeguaiwei。
suxiaorousuozaiyigexiangduiwanhaodejiaoluo,yongjipianjudade、yijingkuweifaheidebajiaoyemianqiangzhedangzheshenti。taliansecangbai,zuichunyinweiqueshuierqipi,shuangshoubaozhexigai,shentiweiweifadou。tayijingliangtianmeichiguoxiangyangdedongxile,jinkaocuishengchudejikesuansenanyandexiaoyeguomianqiangguofu。
huafangweiyiderukouchu,duzhesangechuanzheluanqibazao、mianluyinxiexiaorongdenanren。weishoudeshigedaizhezangxixibangqiumaodedaobalian,shoulilinzheyigenshengxiudetieguan,buhuaihaoyidishangxiadaliangzhesuxiaorou。
“xiaomeimei,bieduole,zheiguidifangjiuniyigeren,duoweixiana。”daobaliantulekoutuomo,“gengegemenzou,baozhengrangnichixiangdehelade,bizaizheikenlanyeziqiangduole!”
pangbianyigeshougaogeheiheixiaozhefuhe:“jiushi,womenlaodakeshililiangjuexingzhe,suirangangrumen,danbaohunichuochuoyouyule!”
lingyigeaipangzicuozheshou,muguangtanlandizaisuxiaorouyinweijinzhangerqifudexiongkousaolaisaoqu:“zheixiaomoyang,zeze,liuzaizheizhongdifangweisangshitaikexile……”
suxiaoroujinjinyaozhexiachun,yanzhongmanshikongjuhejuewang。tachangshiguoyongzijineiweiruodenenglicuishengtengmanzulantamen,danneixiexiruodelvsegenbendangbuzhuduifangdemanli。nandaojintianzhendeyao……
jiuzaizheishi,huafangwaituranchuanlaiyizhenjiqibuxiediaode、“gazhigazhi”dejinshumocasheng,youyuanjijin。
daobaliansanrenyetingdaolezheiguaiyideshengyin,yihuodihuitouwangqu。
zhijianmenglongdeyumuzhong,yigeshenyingqizheyiliangxiujibanban、fangfosuishihuisanjiadesanlunche,yiyizhongkanchengxiaozhangdezitai,manyouyouditingzailehuafangpolanderukouqian。
lairenziranjiushilinmo。tashuaileshuaitoufashangdeyushui,muguangsaoguohuafangneideqingxing,zuihouluozaijiaoluoneigesesefadoudejiaoxiaoshenyingshang,xinzhongyiding。meicuo,shisuxiaorou。
“wei,gemener,zheidierwozhaole,mafannimenhuangedifangdajie。”linmodanjiaochengdi,pailepaisanlunchedecheba,yuqisuiyidexiangshizaigenlinjudazhaohu。
daobalianlengleyixia,suijibeiqixiaole:“**sheia?qigeshoupolandesanlunchejiuganxuerenyingxiongjiumei?huonileba!”tahuiwuleyixiatieguan,shangqianyibu,shituyongqishiyadaozheigebuzhicongnaermaochulaidelengtouqing。
lingwailiangrenyefanyingguolai,fachuhongxiaosheng,xianranmeibalinmofangzaiyanli。
linmotanlekouqi,congsanlunchedouli(jiazhuang)mosuozhe,shijishangshicongxitongganggangjiesuode、jinyou1lifangmidelinshichuwukongjianli,quchuleneibazuowei“bangding”qinxue(wei)jianglidejinggangkandao。
kandaozhangyuebanmi,daoshenshanshuozhebinglengdehanguang,yikanjiubushifanpin。zheishixitongchupindechujizhuangbei,suiranzhishi“jinggang”pinzhi,danzaizheifeitumoshi,yijingsuandeshangshenbingliqile。
kandaokandao,daobaliansanrendexiaoshengjiaranerzhi,lianshangluchulemingxiandejidanzhise。wuqi,zaimoshishiyingtonghuo,gengshishilidexiangzheng。
“xiongdi,hunnatiaodaode?jigemianzi,zheiniushiwomenxianfaxiande。”daobaliandeyuqihuanheleyixie,danyanshenyijiuxionghen。
linmoshouwanyifan,kandaowanlegedaohua(tayiqianzaigongyuankanlaodayeliantaijijianxuedehuajiazi),daofenghuapoyusi,fachuqingweidewengming。taliezuiyixiao,luchuliangpaibaiya,zaihuiandebeijingxiaxiandegewaixingmu:“wodedao,jiushicilubutong。mianzi?nimensangejiaqilai,youwozheibadaodemianzidama?”
tayibianshuozhe,yibiananzhonggoutongnaohaizhongdetujian,xuanzeleqinxuedetouxiang。
【shifougongxiangtujianchengyuan‘qinxue’nengli:liliangqingduqianghua?bencigongxiangchixu10miao,lengqueshijian1xiaoshi。】
“共享!”
yiguweiruodanqingxidereliushunjianyongrulinmodeshuangbei,taganjuezijideliliangsihuzengjialeyidiandian。suiranzhishi“qingdu”qianghua,danpeihetashouzhongfenglidekandaohecikezhuangchulaidegaoshenmoce,weishelizugoule。
daobaliandingzhelinmoshouzhongdekandao,youkanlekantazhendingziruo(qishishiqiangxingzhuangchulaide)debiaoqing,yijineiliangsuiranpodanchuxiandejiqiguiyidesanlunche,xinlikaishidagu。zheiniantou,ganduziyiren、haiqizhezheimezhayandejiaotonggongjudaochupaode,yaomeshifengzi,yaomeshizhenyoubenshi。kanduifangnadaodejiashi,buxiangshengshou……
quanhenglibi,weileyigemeishenmezhandoulidexiaoniu,genyigemobuqingdixi、hainazhehaowuqidejiahuoyingpin,buzhide。
“made,suannihen!”daobaliancuileyikou,ehenhendidenglelinmoyiyan,“womenzou!”
shuowan,tadaizhelianggeshouxia,xingxingdizhuanshen,kuaisuxiaoshizaiyumuzhong。
kandaosanrenlikai,linmoanansonglekouqi,gongxiangnenglideshixiaoyeganghaoguoqu。tashouqikandao,tiaoxiasanlunche,zouxiangjiaoluolidesuxiaorou。
“meishile,tamenzoule。”linmojinliangrangzijideyuqixiandewenhe。
suxiaoroutaiqitou,leiyanposuodikanzhelinmo,yanshenlichongmanlejiehouyushengdeqingxingheyisiyihuo。“xie……xiexieni。nishi……”
“wojiaolinmo,yigeluguodexingcunzhe。”linmoxiaolexiao,shenchushou,“nengzhanqilaima?zheilibuanquan,womendejinkuailikai。”
suxiaorouyouyuleyixia,haishishenchushou,jiezhulinmodeliliangzhanleqilai。tadeshoubingliangerxianxi。
【ding!chenggongjiechutujianmubiao:suxiaorou。jibanzhi+5。dangqianjibanzhi:5/100(mosheng)】
【jiuyuanrenwu(suxiaorou)wancheng1/3。qingjinkuaijiangmubiaodaizhilinshianquandian。】
tingdaoxitongtishi,linmoxinqinggenghaole。tafuzhexuruodesuxiaorou,zouxiangtaneilianggongchensanlunche。
“women……zuozheigezou?”suxiaoroukanzheneiliangxiujibanbandesanlunche,youxiechiyi。
“biexiaokanta,zheikeshiwodezhuanshuzuojia,feitu**ban。”linmopailepaichezuo,shiyisuxiaorouzuojinchedouli,“fangxin,wendehen。”
andunhaosuxiaorou,linmodengqisanlun,diaozhuanfangxiang,chaozhexiayigemubiao——zaibeiqudixiachekukuzhandeqinxuesuozaidefangxiangshiqu。
posanlunchezaicifachu“gazhigazhi”deshengxiang,zaizheganggangshouhuodiyiweitujianmeinvdelinmo,chongpoleyumu,shixianggengshendeweixianyujiyuzhizhong。yingjiunvzhanshenqinxue,xianranbuhuixianghetuijigehunhunzheimejiandanle。danlinmodexinzhong,quechongmanleqiansuoweiyoudeqidaiheliliang。
quantujianshouji,caiganggangkaishi。
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