mori:woshasangshinengbaokapianzheibuxiaoshuodezhujiaoshiguyunzhoulinwanru,mori:woshasangshinengbaokapiangushiqingjiejingdiandangqihuichang,neirongqingjiejidushushi。zhuyaojiangdeshilianjiafatang,buzhidaogaikuhaishigaixiaodelinwanruwozhuxiaoquantoujiuqiaoleliangxia,zheibuzhengjingde。jieguoquantouhaimeiluodaoduifangshoushang,jiubei……
guyunzhoutingzheduimianjiligualayidunshuohouyeshidagailiqinglezongheloushangbianshigezenmeyangdeqingkuangle。
首先是食物问题。
moribaofaqian,ganghaotushuguanzuzhihuodong,zhunbeiledaliangdeshiwuyijigezhongyinliaodunjizaishangbianguanlishili,danxianzaiyedouxiaohaodechabuduole。
ranhoushitamenzuilishuodexiaodui。
shangbiandazhifenweilesizhixiaodui,fenbieshituiwuxueshengzuzhiqilaiyongyoujibenjunshisuyangdeduiwu。
meiyoubeimorichonghuntounao,haiyoujibenzhiyesuyang,moribaofashi,jishizuzhixueshengxiangshangzuzhifangxiandelaoshiduiwu。
yiqunyouqiandefuerdaiyiliyiweiqushi,zuzhiqilaideduiwu。
haiyoujiushilinglingsansandeputongxueshengduiwu,danputongxueshengduiwuliyeshirencaibeichu,diyiweitiyixianwangxiachongdaoqitajiaoshilixunzhaochenshouwuqidexueshengyeshichuziyuxueshengduiwu。
zheikecaishimoribaofahoudishitianzheiyanga,shangbianjiuyijingjibenyouleqiushengduiwudechuxing。
zhinengshuoshidaibianle,morishadezaojiuzaidianying,dianshijuxiaoshuoshangshangyanlewushubian,tamenyezaozainaohaizhonggouxiangguowushucile。
zheikenengyeshiweishenmemingmingtamenguojiashijinqiangde,danshiyishangshourenrendoushishenqiangshoudeyuanyinba。
zuihoujiexiawurenjibangzhededuijiangqi,musongwurenjizhongxinfanhuihou,niezheduijiangqijiugenduimianliaoleqilai。
“woquedingwodangshimeiyoukancuo,neijuebishinengzhihuisangshidebianyisangshi,suoyishuoruguomeibanfaduifuduifangdehua,woshibuzanchengjianshouxuexiaorenheyizuojianzhude。”
“bijingyouzhixudesangshigenhaowulizhidesangshineiweixiechengdushijueduibuyiyangde。”
guyunzhouzaiyuduifanggoutongjiaoliushi,yeshijiangdongqunanshengsushedeqingkuanggaozhileduifang,qichutamenhaishibuganxiangxindedanshizaiguyunzhoufanfuqiangdiaoxia,yebudebuzhongshiqilai。
“danshiwomenyongwurenjikanguolouxiadesangshishi3dao4cengdehaojishibei,guangkaowomenloushangxianzaidezheixiexingcunzhegenbenmeiyoubanfachongdechuquya。”
“erqiezheigexiaoxijueduibunenggaosuqitarenting,bijingmeigerendeyalizhishibuyiyangde,xianzaishiyinweiwomenyouzuzhi,youshiwu,tongshiyeyounenglimanmanjiejuelouxiadesangshi,tamencaibuzhiyulixingbengkui。”
“neiwomenyekeyirangmengnangezaixiamianguancha,womenjiaxianzailiangcengjiaoshidechuanglianquanchaixialai,bangchengshengzi,manmandewangxiahuaya。”
“benani,niyebukankanwomenyouduoshaoren,jibaihaorendengnimanmanhua,zaojiubeisangshiqunjichongle!”
“neinengzenmeban?zongbunengzaizheilidengsiba!”
……
shangbianderenchaoleqilai,erzaixiabiantingzhedeguyunzhoucishiyemeiyougenghaodebanfa。
zuihouhaishiyiweishanglenianjibijiaoyouxueshengyuandelaojiaoshou,chumianjiangzhongrendezhenglunshengjiyalexiaqu,ranhounaqizhuozishangdeduijiangji,anxiahouxunwendao。
“tongxueshifenganxienidetixing,danwomenxianzaiqueshimeiyoubanfa,nengzaiduanshijianneijiujiejuewanlouxiadesangshiqun。”
“danmuqianzuiweixiandeqingkuanghaibushineizhimeiyouchuxiandebianyisangshi,ershiwomenshangbiandeshiwuchubeiyebuduole,nikannengbunengxiangbanfabangwomengaoyidianshiwulai?”
yijingmodaoyizhanyiloupingfangshangbiandeguyunzhoumomodetaitoukanleyiyanqianfangjietishangzongheloubeimenbolimenwaigengangxiakeyiyangrenduodesangshimen。
yuanbenbeibaolideshiwudouyijingliujilelinwanrutamen,shenshangbeizhedebeibaojiushigekongbeibao,suoyitazixidexiangleyihuiershuodao。
“zhongqushitangneibianyijingjimanlesangshi,suoyineibiandeshiwushibuyongxiangle,nimenkeyiwenyixiaxingcunzheliyousheimailekuaidishishiwu,ranhouyeyijingdaole。”
“ranhouzongheloucebianyejiushiweishengjianchuangkouneigeweizhi,ruguonimennengxiangbanfabafanghuwangpodiao,ranhouzhaodongxibangchengshengzidiaoxialaidehua,wojiukeyibakuaididouzhuangdaoneilansedelouzili,rangnimenlashangqu。”
shangbianyijingxingchenglingleigudaoderenmen,tingjianguyunzhoudetiyihoulimajiukaishixingdongleqilai。
buyihuijiuchuandilejigebijiaoguanjiandexinxi。
libianqueshiyouxuduotongxuewanggoudeshiwu,libianbuzhiyouyasuobinggan,shenzhihaiyouzirehuoguozhileideshiwu。
erqieneiqunfuerdailihaiyoujigegangwanggoulejitaiwurenji,benlaishidasuanpaipaixiaoyuanfengjing,ranhoupaopaomeide,kexihaimeilaidejikaixiangjiubeisangshiduzaileloushang,ruguokeyidehua,shunbianbawurenjiyeyiqidaishang。
shangbiandewurenjiyoujitaiyinweicaozuobudang,yijingbeisunhuile。
guyunzhouhuilejuokhoubiankaishiletadezhixianrenwu。
ganghaoyenengjiezheigejihuiyanshiyixiataneipingkongchuxiandejunyongdadao,suiran、danshi、keneng、youdianbuheli,dantajiushishuozaikuaidilizhaodaode,heziyebujianle,niyounengzenmeyang?
jiangduijiangjishouhaohou,zhijiecongpangbianyoumolexiaqu,mianduizheixiazhaidedixing,tataochulexujiubuyongdexiguadao。
zaidaodeluanqibazaodehuojialisousuolehaojibian,quedingmeiyouweixianhou,caifangkaishoujiaodetuozheyipangdelansekuaidiluokuangfanzhaozhexinxishangdaiyougezhongshiwumingchengdekuaidi。
youyuhuojiadaotasuoyoukuaididouluanchengleyituan,buyunzhouzailimianzhaolekuaiyigeduoxiaoshicaishoujiwanyiluokuangdekuaidi。
dangtatuozhemanmandangdangyimierzhang,yimikuan,yimigaodelansedaluokuangchuxianshishangbianyizhiguanzhuzhederen,youjidongleqilai。
sihaomeiyourenzhuyidaotashenshangyouduochuleyijianzangzaidaoqiaoliweibayuanhuanshangxizhehongjindewuqizhuangbei。
liliangzhigaoda70deguyunzhoutuozhemanmandangdangdeyiluokuangkuaidisihaomeiyouganjuedaofeilidemoyang,danweileyanrenermu,haishijiangtatuodaolepingbantuocheshang。
dakaiduijiangjiyuduifanggoutongleyihuierhou,jinkenengxiaoshengdetuozhekuangkuangzuoxiangdepingbantuocheshunzheyizhanqiandexiaodaolaidaoshixunlouyuzonghelouzhijiandexiepoxiaolushang。
shangbianderenyijingjiangloucengjianxiaofangxianglidexiaofangshuidaiquantuolechulai,bangshengdeshengzizuyijiangdaoyiloudeweizhi。
niwenweishenmemeiyourenchenjishunzheshengziwangxiahua?meiyoubeibidaojuejingdeshihou,sheihuiquzuozheizhaosideshiqingya。
guyunzhoukanlekanxiaofangshuidaineicudadebutiaoyijineishouzhangdaxiaodebengaijiedaoxiaofangshuanshangdeyuanhuan,youkanlexiakuaidi,luokuangshangneiximidexiaokong。
waizhenaodaixiangleyihuierhou,zhijiechaoqitaneilianggenduizhongganzaikaojinzhangbianbianyuandedifangjiutonglegeduichuan。
xingchengtaijiaozidelianggeganggan,tashipayigenzheisuliaoluokuangchengbuzhu,suihouyongxiaofangzaisisidekunzhusigejiao。
ranhouyonglidecheleche,quedingbuhuiyaohualuozhileidewentihou,jiutongguoduijiangjigaosutamen,keyiwangshanglale。
zhiyutamenzaimeiyouhualunzudeqingkuangxia,nengbunengladaoloudegaodujiubuguitaguanle,fanzhengtaderenwuyijingwanchengle。
jiexialaijiugaiquzuozhuxianrenwu,gaijixuwangqianzou,qudaolingyibiandeyiwushineiliqushoujiyaopin。
xiangzheganyizhiya,yeshiganganyiqunya,yeshigan,zaiduijiangjiliwenleyiju,tamenyoumeiyoushenmeyaopinxuqiuhou,ziranyoushiduoduoyishanle。
yiqunxiaoduizhangkanzheyiqunrenzaizoulangliheixiuheixiudewangshanglazhe,yibiankanzheshoushangyijingmeiyoushengyindeduijiangji,renbuzhuchengzandao。
“heiheihei…haishiwomenmengnangeniubi,zheiyoushitixingyoubianyisangshi,youshishichide,youshiyiyaopin…zheibujiushituotuodechangwaizhiyuanma?”
youletianpaiziranjiuyouyaliguai,duifangshuowanhoulimajiushangyali,
“wokannizhendeshihuodetaiqingsongle,zheidounengxiaodechulai,xiabiandeshangsihaimeijiejue,dongquneibianhaiyoubianyisangshizaihushidandanni,womenxianzaikehaibusuanshianquan。”
yankanzheliangzhongleixingderenkuaiyaochaoqilai,ziranlimajiuyoulaohaorenchulaihexini。
“haolehaole,dajiadoubuyaochaole,xianzaideqingkuanghaimeidaozuizaogaodeshihouma,jiranshiwuzhileide,womenzanshiyijingbufachoule,neijiugaikaolvruheranggengduorendedaowuzhuang,ranhoukaishixiangxia,shenzhixiangxiaoyuanwaijinxingtuweile。”
“wangxiaowaituwei,zanmenwangnatu?wanyizhuangshangshichaozaban?”
“xianzaixianxiangbanfabadajiacongzonghelouzheizuogudaolinongchuqu,ranhouzaigaodaowuxiandianshebeiqukanyixiayoumeiyoujunduidexinxi,daoshihouwomenwangjunduineigefangxianghuihe!”
“我觉得可行。”
“+1。”
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