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1sangshituxiwulijuanzisuangeshasangshi？zheibukexue。danwulijuanzigengbukexue。wo，wangxiaoqiang，

gaoyi（7）banzhumingxuezhajianshitangganfanwang，cikezhengsisidizhujiaoshihoumen，

houbeinengqingganjuedaomenbanwaimianchuanlaide“kuang，kuang，kuang”dezhuangji。meizhuangyixia，wojiaodibandougenzhema。

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xianzailianbiedegenzhuganyigeseer，yongtaneierbaijindetizhongwanmingdingmen，hanzhuzipilipalawangxiadiao，

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womenzaishangxiawudiyijie，wulilaoliudeke。

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2morilimingjieyujuewangtianliangle。diertiankaishile。qishiyebusuanliang，

huimengmengdeguangcongmeibeichuanglianwanquanzhezhudechuanghutoujinlai，jijiaoshilimengshangyicengsiqichenchendecanbai。

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fanerbachanchongchedigouqilaile，weilihuoshaohuoliaodi**。“shui，

haoke…”wenyiweiyuanzhouxiaoxiaosangzidouyale，zuichunganlieqipi。kebiegengnanao。houlongxiangbeishazhimozhe，

yankoutuomodouteng。jiaoshilinengzhaodaodeyeti，zhiyouyinshuijidixiatonglineidiankeliandedier。

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taxiandijiwulilaoliu，laotouerzhuangtaihencha，yizhizaidishaoshuohuhua。

ranhouanshunxufenjinvshenghejigekanzhekuaixutuodenansheng。lundaowodeshihou，pingdijiushengjidile。

wotianletianganliedezuichun，meijie，rangjilepangbiankanzhegengnianerdechenxueba。

“qiangzi…”lipangyouqiwuliditongtongwo，shengyinxiaodexiangwenzihengheng，“zandexiangbanfa，

buranmeibeiwaimianneibangwanyierkenle，xianesikesile…”daolisheidoudong。kezenmenong？

menwaimianjiushiyoudangdesangshi。guangbolishuodejiuyuanni？liangeguiyingzidoumeijianzhe。banzhanglinweichenglezhuxingu。

zheiguniangpingshikanzhewenjing，guanjianshikenaozishizhenqingxing。

nengdongdanderenfenchengjizu：yizujixulunbandingmen（suiranwaimianzhuangmendehaoxiangzhishenghoumenneige“laoshuren”le，

danbugansongxie）；yizufuzeyongkezhuo、juzibachuanghududegengyanshi（suiranshiyilou，

danchuanghuwaimianyoufangdaotiezhalan，zanshianquan）；lingyizu，

yejiushiwohelipang、haiyoutiyushengzhaodagangjigedanerhaisuanfeidenansheng，fuze“tansuo”he“shouji”。

“tansuo”gepi。qishijiushibajiaoshifangedichaotian，kankanhaiyoumeiyounengchidenenghede。jieguolingrenjuewang。

chulejikuaironghuabianxingzhanzaibaozhuangdailideqiaokeli、jixiaobaogancuimianzhazi，

jiushibanhefenbiheyitatasanfazheyoumoweierdejuanzi，zheiwanyiernengchima？

ejiyanleshuobudingzhennengkenliangkou，danxianzaihaibudaoneifenshang。“qiangzi，nikan。”lipangturanyadishengyin，

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shidunbutong。limianhaiyouxiaobantongshuandunbudezangshui。shuimianshangpiaozhehuixuhebumingchendianwu，yansefahuang，

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”chenxuebatuiletuitaneibanbianpoyanjing，guanjianshikezhishijiushililiang（yekenengshiqiushengdebenneng），

“lilunshang，quchuzazhihedabufenweishengwu，nenghe。”tashengyinfazhan，danyanshenquejianding。zenmeguolv？

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dielejicengdanglvbu。bazangshuixiaoxinyiyidaoshangqu，kanzhehunzhuodehuangshuiyidiandianshentouxiaqu，

didaoxiamianjiezhedekongpingzili。guolvhoudeshui，ng…yansedanledian，danhaishihuangbulajide，

chendianwushaolehenduo，neigusouweisihuyedanleneimeyisisi？meiyouhuoyuanshaokai。juewang。zhinengdumingle。

banzhanglinweiyaozhezuichun，zuolejueding：“meiren，zuiduoyixiaokou。fenjicihe。guanchafanying。

”tadiyigejieguopingzi，bizheyan，yangtoufeikuaidiminleyixiaokou，biaoqingshunjianniuqu，xiangshitunleduyao。

taqiangrenzhemeituchulai，bapingzidijiwo。wokanzhepingzilineihunzhuodeshengmingzhiyuan，houlonggandemaoyan。cao！

pinle！yanyibixinyiheng，guanleyixiaokouxiaqu。yigunongliedetuxingweihetiexiuweihunhezhe，

weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。wowuzhezui，yingshengshengyanlexiaqu，ganjuexiangtunlekuaishaohongdetan。

shuisuiranexindaobaozha，danneiyixiaokouyetihuaguohoulongdeshunjian，

ganhedeshentihaishibennengdifachuleyishengmanzudetanxi。**shijiumingshui，suirankenengyeshiyaomingshui。

“kuang！”houmenyoushiyishengjuliedezhuangji，hedewomenyiduosuo。neige“laoshuren”haizai，

zhenshiyilijingren。**zhebinglengdeqiangbi，tianletianyijiuganliedezuichun，

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heshuandunbudezangshuixuming。zheigaozhongshengya，**shidiyujinandukaiju！disantian，

wulilaoliudegaoshaotuiledian，danrengengxuruole，yanshenhunzhuo，zuilibuzainiantaoniudun，

kaishiniantaotalaopohaizi。qifenyayidenengningchushui。zangshuijihuazanshimeichurenming，danmeirenganduohe。

neiwanyierhexiaquxinliyinyingtaida，erqieduziyinyinzuotong，buzhidaoshiedehaishishuidewenti。

3yuzhongqiushengmingxuanxianzhenzhengdezhuanji，laiziyichangyu。xiawudeshihou，tianyinchendegenglihaile，

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yushuichongshuazhebumanwujidechuanghu，yedailailexindexiwang。“shui，yushui！”chenxuebadiyigefanyingguolai，

zhizhechuanghu，jidongdepoyinle。duia，yushui。zheiwanyierlilunshangbishuandunbudeshuiganjingduole。

womenjiaoshizaizoulangjintou，pangbianjiushinancesuo。cesuodechuanghu，suiranyeyoutiezhalan，

danchuanghubenshenmeiguanyanshi。“jihui！”banzhanglinweidangjiliduan，“xuyaorenqucesuojieshui，bixukuai，

anjing。”zheihuoertaiweixianle。cesuojiuzaizoulangshang，erzoulangli，tianzhidaoyouduoshaosangshizaiyoudang。erqie，

cesuomensuobusuozhe？limianyoumeiyou“dongxi”？meirenshuohua。kongjuxiangshizhidebingshui，

jiaomieleganggangranqideyidianxiwanghuomiao。lianzuizhuangdetiyushengzhaodagangdoudizhetou。

wokanlekanjiaoluolixuruodelaoliu，kanlekanzuichunganliechuxuedezhouxiaoxiao，youkanlekanyanbabadingzhewodelipang。

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xinzangyoukaishileigu。“qiangzi，wogenniyiqi。”lipangyiyaoya，yezhanleqilai。

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zuihouzhongzhongdidiandiantou：“xiaoxin，qianwanxiaoxin。womenzaizheibianjieying。dagang，

nimenjigezhunbeihaodingzhujiaoshimen，wanyiyoudongjinglikeguanmen。

”jihuahenjiandan：wohelipangyongzuikuaidesuduliujinnancesuo（qidaomenmeisuo），

yongnengzhaodaodesuoyourongqi（lajitong、shuitong、shenzhituobachi）jieyushui。jiemanjiulikechehuilai。

quanchengbaochijueduianjing。xingdongkaishi。banzhangxiaoxindidakaijiaoshiqianmenyitiaofeng，jinzhangdichaozoulangliangbianzhangwang。

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danzanshikanbudaohuodongdeyingzi。“zou！”banzhangdishengxialing。wohelipangxiangliangzhishoujingdetuzi，gongzheyao，

tiezheqianggen，yongzuikuaidesuduchongxiangjibuzhiyaodenancesuomen。xinzangkuaiyaocongsangziyantiaochulai。

meiyibudouganjuecaizaidaojianshang。xingyunnvshenzheicisihujuangulewomen。nancesuodemenxuyanzhe，meisuo。

woqingqingtuikaiyitiaofeng，nongliedexuexingweihepaixiewudeechouhunhezhepumianerlai，chadianbawoxunyunguoqu。

limianguangxiangengan，jingqiaoqiaode。woliangpingzhuhuxi，ceshenjilejinqu，likefanshouqingqingbamendaishang。

cesuoliyipianlangjie，gejianmenyoudekaizheyoudeguanzhe，dishangyoushenhesedewujihesanluodezawu。

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yushuizhenghuahuadishunzhechuangfengliujinlai，zaicizhuanchuangtaishangjileyixiaotan。taihaole！

chuangtaixiazhenghaofangzhelianggehongsededasuliaotong，yinggaishibaojieayipingshiyongde。“kuai，jie！

”wohelipanglikedongshou，batongtuidaochuangtaixiajishuizuiduodedifang。

tingzheyushui“hualala”luorukongtongdeshengyin，zheijianzhishishijieshangzuidongtingdeyinle。womendaqibuganchu，

yibianjieshui，yibianjingtidishuzheerduotingwaimiandedongjing。zoulanglisihuyoujiaobushengzaikaojin，youhaoxiangmeiyou？

jinzhangdeshouxinquanshihan。tonglideshuiyuelaiyueduo。yigekuaimanle，lingyigeyejielexiaobantong。chabuduole，

zaiduojiunabudongle。jiuzaiwomenzhunbeishoushouchetuishi，lipangbuxiaoxintidaoledishangyigedaozhedesaozhoubing。

“kuanglang！”shengyinzaisijidecesuolixiandegewaicier。woliangshunjianjiangzhu，xueyedouliangle。

“he…”jihushitongshi，zuilimianyigeguanzhedegejianli，chuanlaiyishenglingrenmaogusongrandedihou。jinjiezhe，

gejiandemenbankaishi“pengpeng”zuoxiang，beishenmedongxiconglimianjuliedizhuangjizhe。

menbanshangdechaxiaofachubukanzhongfude**。“cao，limianyou。”lipangliandouhebaile。“kuaizou！

”wohunfeiposan，yegubushangqingshouqingjiaole，yibatiqineigekuaimandedashuitong，sichen。

lipangyezhuaqilingyigexiaobantongde。gejiandezhuangjishengyuelaiyuemeng。“peng！peng！”chaxiaoyankanjiuyaobengkai！

womenliangtizheshuitong，yongjinchinaideliqichongxiangcesuomen。shuitongtaizhong，shuihuangchulaisaleyidi，

yegubushangneimeduole。ganglakaicesuomen，jiutingdaoshenhou“kuangdang！”yishengjuxiang。gejianmenbeizhuangkaile。

yigebanbianlianbeikenmeilede“dongxi”，sihouzhepulechulai。“paoa！”wosihouzhe，

helipangliangunpapachongchucesuo，chaozhejiaoshifangxiangkuangben。

shenhoushixiaogongsangshikongbudepaoxiaohetuotaquexunsudejiaobusheng。“kuai，guanmen。

”banzhanglinweiyizhishouzaimenfengbian，kandaowomenchongchulai，likedahan。

zhaodagangtamenjigenanshengzaojiuxushidaifa，zaiwomenchongjinjiaoshideshunjian，yongjinquanli“kuangdang！

”yishengbafangdaomensisiguanshang，fansuo。jihushitongshi，“dong！”yishengmenxiang，

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xiangliangtiaolishuideyu，dakouchuanzhecuqi，xinzangkuangtiaodekuaiyaobaozha。kanzhedishangneiliangtonglaizhibuyideyushui，

tonglideshuihaizaiweiweihuangdang。made，mingchadianjiaodaizaicesuoli。zheishui，**shinaminghuanlaide。

dankanzhedajiaweishanglai，yanzhongneijiehouyushengdeqingxing，youjuedezhile。menwai，

xinlaide“xiaogonglaoge”jiarule“houmentongxue”dezhuangmendahechang。“kuang！kuang！dong！”shuangzhongzou，

gewai“yueer”。dayuzhengzhengxialeliangtiancaiting。tonglineidianjiumingshui，

zaiyangepeijizhixia（meirenmeitianjiuyixiaobeirunrunhou），yekuaijiandile。e，chenglezuixiongcandediren。

kunzaijiaoshiyijingdiwutianle。weilixiangyouwushuzhixiaoshouzaizhuanao，shaodehuang，kongdefahuang。kanshenmedouxiangchide。

lipangdingzhetaneibenwulishu，yanlekoutuomo：“qiangzi，nishuozheizhizhandianshui，shibushinengjiaochudianmaixiangweier？

”chenxuebabaozhetade《wusan》，yanshenkongdong：“danbaizhi、youmolihanbuhandanbaizhi？

”woganjuezijikuaichuxianhuanjuele，kanbanzhanglinweiqingdianwuzidebeiying，douxianggenyidongdexiangpenpendekaochang。

wulilaoliudeqingkuanggengzao。laotouershixingshihun，xingdeshihouyanshenzhigougoude，dingzhewomenkan，

kanderenxinlifamao。zuiliniantaodeyebushijiarenle，bianchenglemohubuqingde“e，rou…”。youyici，

zhouxiaoxiaojitaweishui，takushoudeshouturanzhuazhuxiaoxiaodeshouwan，liqidadeheren，

houlonglifachu“hehe”deshengyin，hedexiaoxiaojianjiaozheshuaikai。congneiyihou，dajiakanlaoliudeyanshen，

douduolecengkongju，momobataanzhizailirenqunshaoyuandejiaoluo，haiyongjizhangzhuozishaoweidangleyixia。

qifenyayidexiangkuaijintouleshuidehoubu，chendiandiandimengzaimeigerentoushang。“buxingle。zaizheimexiaqu，

buyongsangshijinlai，womenzijijiuxianfengle，huozhe…”zhaodagangmeishuowan，danwomendoudong。

tayanshensaoguojiaoluolidelaoliu，yisibuyaneryu。edaojizhideren，shenmeshiganbuchulai？

4xiaomaibujinghunpaomianhuanming“bixugaochide。”woyaozheya，ganjuehoucaoyadoukuaiyaosuile，“xiaomaibu！

zhiyouxiaomaibuyouxiwang。”xiaomaibu，jiuzaiwomenzheidongjiaoxueloudeyiloudatingpangbian。

pingshikejianjidoujibujinqudedifang，cikechenglediyulide“liangcang”xiangzheng。paomian！huotuichang！mianbao！

kuangquanshui！guangshixiangxiangzheixieci，koushuijiufengkuangfenmi，duzijiaodegengxiangle。danquxiaomaibu，

biqucesuoxiongxianyibaibei。shouxian，dechuanguozhengtiaozoulang。zoulangshenmeqingkuang？weizhi。qici，

xiaomaibumenshibolide。erqiehenkenengmeisuo。limiankongjianxiazhai，huojialinli，

jianzhijiushisangshimaifudejuejialiechang。zuihou，jiusuanjinqule，zenmebadongxiyunhuilai？mubiaotaida，

dongjingyexiaobule。zheijihua，jiusiyisheng。“woqu。”zhaodagangdiyigezhanqilai，tatigezuizhuang，

baofaliqiang。“woyequ。”lipangsuiranpang，paoqilaibusuanman，guanjianshihouganpinming。

woshenxiyikouqi：“suanwoyige。”zheizhongshihou，songzaihoumiankanzhexiongdiqusongsi？wowangxiaoqiangganbuchulai。

banzhanglinweilianseshabai，zuichunminchengyitiaozhixian。tazhidaozuzhibule，yemeizigezuzhi。

“xiaoxin…yidingyaohuozhehuilai。”tadeshengyindaizhekuqiang。zhouxiaoxiaomomodibawomenzhiqianjieyushui，

yongdekongpingzisaijiwomen：“wanyi，youshui…”womensa，zhaodagangdatou，wojuzhong，lipangdianhou。

meirenshoulijinjinzuanzheyibalinshiwuqi：dagangshichaixialaidechenzhongjinshuzhuotui，

woshiyibamojianledemeigongdaobangzaisaozhouganshang（zizhizhangmao？），lipanggengjue，

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