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小说简介

haoaichixiguajingxinchuangzuode《moshihou，saocaozuochushilechengtuanchong》shiyibukourenxinxiandexuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo。gushiyizhujiaoguyancilinyichuantengmandechengzhangweixiansuo，tongguodutedexushufangshihelingrennanyiyuliaodejuqing，dailingduzhetansuolerenxing、mingyunheziyouyizhidefuzaguanxi。tishenxingnao，buchongdianjiezhi！guolezheicunkemeizheidianle！”tahuanglehuangfanhe，neizhanchoudejiangzhilachuzhangzhangde、fuyoudanxingdesi。laozhaohehouziduishiyiyan，yanshen……。

精彩章节

1jianjiemoshijianglin，linyichuankaozheyiguoanheiliaolichengletuanduituanchong。

guyancilenglianniezhebizi：“zheidongxichilehuibianyiba？

”santianhoutadunzaiguobian：“jiwoliudianluzhibanyasuobinggan。”dangbianyitengmanchanzhuzhuangjiache，

linyichuandandingtaochuzhenzangluzhi：“shishishenghuagongji？”tengmanfengkuangtuisan，zhongrenmudengkoudai。

anquanqushouweisenyanjujuejinru，linyichuanzhiqidaguoxianchangaozhu：“xiangma？fangwomenjinqujiuguangou。

jitiyankoushui：“neige…nimenduihaiquerenma2anheiliaolituanchongkongqilimimanzheyigunanyimingzhuangdeqiwei，

xiangfulandezhaozedinibeilieribaoshailesantiansanye，youchanjinleguoqiluntaishaojiaodehuwei，

haiyinyuedaidianhuaxueshiyanshibaozhahoudecibiyuyun。zheiweidaobadaoermanheng，

congyingdizhongyangneikoujiazaijianyiluzaoshangdedaheiguoligungunzhengtengerchu，

ningchengyigurouyankejiande、daizheguiyimolvsedeyanqizhu，zhichonghuimengmengdetianmu。linyichuan，

zheiweidaodeyuantou，zhengzhanzaiguobian。taweizheyitiaozhanmankeyishenhesewuzideweiqun，

shoulinazheyigencushuzhiquandangguochan，

zaiguolineituangudugudumaozhenianchouqipaodebuminghuzhuangwulifenlijiaodongzhe。tashenqingzhuanzhu，meitouweicu，

fangfozhengzaijinxingmouzhongguanhurenleiwenmingcunxudeweidakexueshiyan。“chengle！

jinri**——‘feixushihuangzhe’shenjinhui！”linyichuanmengditingzhujiaoban，chayaoxuanbu，

lianshangyangyizheyizhonghunhezhepibeiyujudachengjiugandeqiyiguanghui。neikouguoli，

yinyuekejianjikuaiyanseguiyidebianyishurou、jizhuniuqudebianyidishukuaijing、jipiannianbabadetuoshuishucai，

yijiyixiewanquanwufabianrenlaiyuan、shanshuozhekeyijinshuguangzedexixiaokeliwu，

tamenzaiyiwangnongchou、fanzheyouguangdejiangsetangzhilichenfufangun。yingdisizhou，huozuohuowodejigeduiyuan，

lianshangzaoyimeilezuichudejingkonghekangju，querdaizhideshiyizhongjinhumamudeqidai，shenzhi……yinyindekewang？

tamenhoujiebushoukongzhidishangxiagundong，yanshensisinianzaineikoumaozheduqi（huozheshuoxiangqi？）dedaguoshang。

weiyihaibaochizheqingxing（huozheshuoxiujueshangweiwanquanzhenwang）de，shiduizhangguyanci。

takaozaiyiliangxiujibanbandezhuangjiachepang，shenxingtingbaruqiang，xiantiaolengyingdexiahexianbengdesijin。

neiguo“shenjinhui”sanfachudekongbuqiwei，rutongwushugenxixiaodezhen，

chixubuduandizhacizhetacuiruodebiqiangnianmo。taliansetieqing，renwukerenditaishousisiniezhuzijidebizi，

congchifenglijichubinglengerchongmanzhiyideshengyin：“linyichuan，

niquedingzheiwanyier……chilebuhuidangchangbianyichenglingyizhongshengwu？”linyichuanwenyan，zhuanguotou，liezuiyixiao，

luchuliangpaibaiya，zaizheimoshifeitudebeijingxiaxiandegewaicanlan，yegewaiqianzou：“duizhang，qiaoninzheihuashuode！

kexue，dongma？gaowenshajunmiehuo，nengliangzhuanhua！zaishuole，”tazhilezhizhouweineixieyanshenfazhideduiyuan，

“nikanlaozhao，zuotianhaitudehuntianheidi，jintiannengkangzhejiqiangpaowugonglile！xiaoguobaqunaduizhang！

”beichengweilaozhaodezhuanghanzhengyanbabadingzheguoli，wenyanxiayishiditianletianganliedezuichun，

hanhoudidiandiantou：“ng……xiang……kange……”yanshenyijiumimangerzhuanzhu。guyancizuijiaochouchuleyixia，

gangxiangzaichaofengjiju，muguangsaoguoduiyuanmenneifubeichedizhengfudemoyang，

zaikankanlinyichuanneizhangxieman“kuaikuawo”delian，zhongjiubahuayanlehuiqu。tafanzaodibiekailian，

shixiantouxiangyuanchubeifeiqidoushicanhaiqiegedezhiliposuidedipingxian，neixintianrenjiaozhan：gaiside，

weishenme……zheiweidaowenjiule，haoxiang……sihu……youneimeyisisi……guiyidexiyinli？

zheijueduibuzhengchang！3haozhutuxijiuzaizheishi，yingdiwaiweichongdangjingjieshaodenianqingduiyuanhouzi，

liangundaipadichonglehuilai，lianseshabai，shengyindoubianlediao：“dui…duizhang！haozhu！bianyide！haodayiqun！

chong…chongguolaile！”“wuao——！”jihuzaihouzihuayinluoxiadeshunjian，

yizhendichen、chongmanbaoliqixidepaoxiaoshengsilieleningzhidekongqi。dimianchuanlaimijierchenzhongdezhendong，

rutongchenmendezhanguqiaodazaimeigerendexinzangshang。xunshengwangqu，

zhijianyingdiwaiweineipianbanrengaode、kuhuangdebianyihaocaocongjuliedihuangdongqilai，rutongzhufeidekaishui。jinjiezhe，

qibatoutixingkanbixiaoniududeguaiwuchonglechulai！zheixiecengjingkenengshiputonghaozhudeshengwu，rujinmianmuquanfei。

tamenbeijishangyuanbendejianci，bianyichengleshoubeizhangduan、shanshuozhejinshubanbinglenghanguangdekongbujuci，gengendaoshu，

rutongyidongdejingjibaolei。xinghongdexixiaoyanzhulizhishengxiachuncuideshixuehefengkuang，

bumanliaoyadejukouditangzhexingchoudexianshui，sizhicuzhuang，meiyicibaodidoudaiqidakuainitu，

yijingrendesudunianguohuangyuan，zhipuzheigesanfazhe“shiwu”qixidexiaoxiaoyingdi！

chenzhongdetishenghuichengsiwangdegudian，yuelaiyuejin。“zhunbeizhandou！zhaoyanti！

”guyancideliherutongjingleizhaxiang，shunjianqusanleyingdizhongneiguiyide“meishi”fenwei。

tarutongliebaobandanqi，fanshouchouchuxiekuazaibeihoudehejinzhangdao。

binglengdejinshudaoshenyingchutacikelengjunrubingdelianpang，yanshenruiliruyingsun，

shunjiansuodinglechongzaizuiqianfang、tixingzuiweipangdadeyitoubianyihaozhushouling。

duiyuanmenyeshunjiancongdui“shenjinhui”dechimizhongjingxing，xunlianyousudezhandoubennengbeijihuo。

ji**laozhaodihouyisheng，chenzhongdejiqiangqiangguanmengdidiaozhuanfangxiang，

fachujinshumocadeciershengxiang；houzishoumangjiaoluandijinengliangbuqiangchongneng，

lansedeguangmangzaiqiangkoujicushanshuo；qitarenyexunsuzhaodaozhuangjiachecanhaihuodaotadehunningtukuaizuoweiyanti，

wuqishangtangdeshengyinmijixiangqi。weiyoulinyichuan，zaizuichudehuangluanhou，yanshenquemengdiliangleqilai，

rutongfaxianlexindalu。tafeidanmeiyouxunzhaoyanti，fanermengdidiukaineigenchongdangguochandeshuzhi，

zuoleyigerangsuoyourenshunjianshihua、danaokongbaidedongzuo——tashuangshoukuazhangdiwuzhuxinkou，

houlonglifachuyishengqilidenengcipoermodeaihao：“a——！wode…wodegana——！haoteng！！！

”shengyinzhicanlie，fangfozhendebeiyibingwuxingdelirendongchuanleyaohai。jinjiezhe，

zaizhongrenjinghaiyujuedemuguangzhushixia，linyichuanshentijuliediyizhan，rutongbeiwuxingdejuchuijizhong，

zhenggerenyiyizhongjiqikuazhang、jinhumandongzuohuifangdezitai，zhitingtingdi、jiejieshishidixiangqianpudaozaidi。

tadaoxiashihaibuwangdiaozhengzishi，rangzijimianchaoxia，zhenggeshentizaiganzaodechentulizachuyigerenxingdeqiankeng，

yangqiyixiaopianhuichen。ranhou，tajiuxiangyijiebeichedichouzoulelinghundexiumu，yidongbudongle。

zhiyoutabeishangneigegugunangnangdefanbubeibao，zaiyangguangxiaxiandegewaituwu。shijianfangfoningguleyimiao。

chongzaizuiqianmiandeneitoubianyihaozhushouling，neiduixinghongdexiaoyanjingli，

kuangbaodeshayimingxianbeizheituruqilaide、wensuoweiwende“liewu”fanyingjinongmengle。

tachongcideshitoubuyouzizhudidunleyixia，judadebikongxidongzhe，

sihuzainulifenxizhei“tangping”dejiahuodaodishishenmelushu？shixindexianjing？

haishi……shiwuzijifangqiledikang？tashenhoujitoushaoxiaodehaozhuyechiyidifangmanlejiaobu，

fachukunhuodegulusheng。“tamadelinyichuan！nigaoshenmeguimingtang！”guyancietouqingjinbaotiao，

jihuyaobahoucaoyayaosui。zhei**zaizheizhongshengsiguantoujuranwanzhuangsi？！

tahenbudechongguoqubaneijiahuojiuqilaisaijinzhuangjiachedixia。raner，jiuzaineihaozhushoulingduanzandechiyishunjian，

zhanjiyizhi！4luzhishenghuazhanguyancidongle。tarutongyidaoxumanliliangdeyinseshandian，

congzhuangjiachecanhaihoubaosheerchu！jiaoxiadechentubeiqiangjingdedenglimengdizhakaiyituanyanchen。

tachongcideguijibingfeizhixian，ershihuachuyidaolinglidehuxian，

qiaomiaodiraokailehaozhushoulingzhengmianneikongbudecilin。suduzhikuai，zaishenhoutuoyechumohudecanying。

hejinzhangdaozaitashouzhonghuazuoyidaosiliekongqideyinmang，daizhejianruidepokonglixiao，

jingzhunwubidizhanxianghaozhushoulingxiangduicuiruodejingbucemian！“puchi——！”daorenruroudemenxiangyichangqingxi。

guntangde、daizhenongliexingsaoweideanhongseshouxuerutonggaoyashuiqiangbankuangpenerchu，jianleguyancibanshen，

zaihuipupudezuozhanfushangyunkaidapianzhengningdetuan。neihaozhushoulingpangdadeshenqumengdiyijiang，

houlonglifachuyishengduancuerqilidewuyan，judadechongshibeiyingshengshengezhi，xiaoshanbanhongrancedao，

jiqimantianchentu。xinghongdeyanjingxunsushiquleguangcai。“kaihuo！”guyancidehoushengdaizhexuexingqi，

zaihaozhudaodidetongshizhaxiang。“dadadada——！”“weng——chi！”“peng！peng！

”laozhaodezhongjiqiangzhongyufachulezheneryulongdepaoxiao，chiredejinshudanlianrutongsishendehuobian，

henhenchouxianghouxuchonglaidebianyihaozhuqun。houzishouzhongdenengliangbuqiangyeshechuyidaodaocimudelanseguangshu，

jingzhundidianshezaihaozhuxiangduirouruandefubuhuoyanjing。qitaduiyuandehuoliyeshunjianquankai，

mijidedanmujiaozhichengyipiansiwangzhiwang。

shiquleshoulingdehaozhuqunbenjiuyinlinyichuanneiguiyide“zhuangsi”eryouxiehunluan，cikezaixiongmengdehuolifugaixia，

dunshifachujingkongdesijiao。qianpaijitoushunjianbeidachengleshaizi，shengyudejianshibumiao，

xinghongxiaoyanlishanguoyisibennengdekongju，aihaozhediaotou，tuozheshoushangdetongban，

langbeibukandizhongxinzuanhuileneipiankuhuangdehaocaocongshenchu，zhiliuxiayidilangjiehenongdehuabukaidexuexingqi。

qiangshengzhourantingxie，zhishengxianengliangwuqilengqueshifachudeqingwei“zizi”shenghecuzhongdechuanxi。

jiehouyushengdeduiyuanmenhuxiangkanlekan，douyouxiefameng。guyancishuaileshuaizhangdaoshangnianchoudeshouxue，

binglengdemuguangrutongliangbashoushudao，zhishexiangyijiumianchaoxia、wensibudongpazaichentulidelinyichuan。

tamaikaizhangtui，jibuzoudaolinyichuanshenbian，haobukeqidiyongzhanmanxuewuhenitudexuejian，

tiletilinyichuande**。“qilai！bietamazhuangsile！”chentuliderenxingwutimengdiyiduosuo。

linyichuanmantuntundi、dongzuojiangyingditaiqitou，lianshangzhanmanlehuitu，bijianshanghaihuajidizhanzheyigenkucao。

taxiaoxinyiyidizhuandongyanzhu，xianmiaoleyiyanneidaozaixuebozhong、xiaoshanbandehaozhushoulingshiti，

yousaoshileyiquanxiaoyanweisandezhanchanghejinghunweidingdeduiyuanmen，

zuihoucaibashixiandinggezaiguyancineizhanglengdenengguaxiashuanglaidelianshang。

“si……”linyichuankuazhangdidaochouyikoulengqi，fangfogangcongemengzhongjingxing，shoumangjiaoluandicongdishangpaqilai，

yibianpaidazheshenshangdechentu，yibianluchuyigejiehouyusheng、wubizhenchengdexiaorong：“aiya！duizhang！

ninzhenshitaishenyongle！tianshenxiafana！gangcaikehesiwole！yaobushininjishichushou，

wozheitiaoxiaomingkejiujiaodaizaizheile！ganxieduizhangjiumingzhien！”tashenzhihaikuazhangdibaolebaoquan。

guyancikanzhetazheifuxipixiaolian、haowuhuiyideyangzi，ejiaodeqingjinyoukaishitutuzhitiao。

taqiangyaxiabazhei**zhongxinchuaihuitulidechongdong，congyafenglijichujigezi：“shaofeihua！shoushidongxi，

zhunbeizhuanyi！xuexingweihuiyinlaigengduodongxi！”tadunledun，

binglengdemuguangsaoguolinyichuanhetashenhouneikouyijiusanfazhe“shenghuawuqi”qixidedaheiguo，

“haiyounineige……‘shenjinhui’，ganjinchulidiao！”“a？chulidiao？

”linyichuanlikexiangshibeicaileweibademao，yigejianbudangzailetadebaobeiguoqian，lianshangxiemanletongxinjishou，

“duizhang！baotiantianwua！zheikeshiwohualelaodagongfu，yongledujiamizhixiangliao，feixinfeiliaochulaidejinghua！

nongsuodedoushiyingyang！ninbunengzheiyanga！ninwenwen，zheicengci！zheihoudiao！duomeshenchen！duomeyouneihan！

”tashitujulilizheng。“neihan？”guyancidezuijiaogouqiyigejiqiweixiandehudu，yanshenruilirudao，

“wozhiwendaolenengbabianyishoudouxunpaodeneihan！yaomedaodiao，yaomenibaozhetaliduiwuyuandian！zijixuan！

”tadeyuqizhandingjietie，meiyourenheshangliangdeyudi。linyichuandelianshunjiankualexialai，rutongshuangdadeqiezi。

taweiqubabadikanlekanguo，youkanlekanguyancineizhangburongzhiyidelenglian，zuizhongrenmingbanditanlekouqi，

xiaoshengdunangzhe：“xingxingxing……ninshiduizhangninshuolesuan……ai，

mingzhuantoua……”tamomocengcengdinaqiyigepojiudejunyongfanhe，

jiqibushedi、xiaoxinyiyidiyaoqimanmanyihenongchouderutongshiyou、haiguduzhexiaoqipaodemolvsejiangzhi。

neijiangzhizhanchoudelasi，sanfazhelingrenzhixidefuhexingguaiwei。guyancikanzhetayaojiangzhidedongzuo，

meitouningdegengjinle，weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai，likexianedizhuanguoshen，dabuzoukai，

zhihuiduiyuanmenqinglizhanchang、banyunwuzi，zhunbeichelizheigechongmanxuexinghe“neihan”weidaodedifang。

zhuangjiachecanhaibeiqinglichulai，mianqianghainengzuoweituozhuaiwuzidepingtai。duiyuanmenchenmoerxunsudixingdongzhe，

kongqizhongmimanzhezhandouhoudexiaoyanwei、nongliedexuexingwei，

yiji……neiwanqiangbuqu、yinhunbusande“shenjinhui”guaiwei。guyancibeiduizhezhongren，

zhanzaiyichushaogaodetuposhangjingjie。taqiangpozijibuquxiangneiguodongxi，dangangcaijuliezhandouxiaohaodetili，

rangweidaikaishifachubuzhengqide、weiruode**。tafanzaodiyanlekoutuomo。jiuzaizheishi，

yizhenxiweide、lingrenwufahushidexisuosheng，jiazazheyayidejujiaoheshunxisheng，congtashenhouchuanlai。

guyancimengdihuitou。zhijiangangcaihaiyilianweiqudelinyichuan，cikezhengpantuizuozaitaneikoubaobeiguopangbian。

tayishounazhebankuaiyingdenengdangzhuantoushideyasuobinggan——sucheng“moriaoliao”，

lingyizhishouzeduanzheneigeshengmanlemolvseguiyiluzhidefanhe。tazhengjiqizhuanzhudi、dongzuoyichangzhenxidi，

jiangyasuobinggandeyijiao，xiaoxinyiyidi、shenshendijinruneizhanchoudeluzhizhong，

rangbingganchongfenxibaoneinongchoudejiangzhi。ranhou，taxunsuchouchubinggan，zaijiangzhidiluoqian，

pobujidaidisaijinzuili，manzudi、jinhutaozuididalijujiaoqilai。lianshangneibiaoqing，

fangfozaixiangyongshijianzuijizhidemeiweizhenxiu，yanjingdouxingfudimichengleyitiaofeng。

tashenzhifachulemanzude、hanhubuqingdehengjisheng。

guyanci：“……”yigunanyiyanyudehuangmiuganheqiangliedeshenglibushiganshunjianchongshangguyancidetouding。

taganjuezijideshijieguanshoudaoleqiansuoweiyoudechongji。zhei**……juranzhendezaichi？！haichidezheimexiang？！

tagangcaineifuyaosiyaohuodeweiquyangni？！gengrangguyancitongkongdizhendeshi，tayanjiaodeyuguangpiejian，

jiuzailinyichuanshenpangbuyuanchu，gangganghaiyilianxianqidelaozhaohehouzi，buzhiheshiyemomodicouleguoqu。

liangrenshoulitongyangnazheyingbangbangdeyasuobinggan，yanshenfuzadidingzhelinyichuanshouzhongdefanhe。

laozhaohoujiejuliedigundongleyixia，houzizexiaoxinyiyidiyanlekoutuomo。

linyichuansihuchajuedaoletamendemuguang，taiqitou，zuilihaisaidegugunangnang，

hanhubuqingdireqingzhaohu：“laozhao？houzi？laidianbu？dujiamizhiluzhi，ban‘aoliao’juepei！

tishenxingnao，buchongdianjiezhi！guolezheicunkemeizheidianle！”tahuanglehuangfanhe，

neizhanchoudejiangzhilachuzhangzhangde、fuyoudanxingdesi。laozhaohehouziduishiyiyan，yanshenlichongmanlezhengzha。zuizhong，

duiweizhiweidaodehaoqi（huozhechuncuishiefengle）yadaolelizhi。laozhaoxiangshixialemouzhongjudadejuexin，

mengdishenchushou，cushengcuqidishuo：“……ji…jianlaidian！”houziyejinsuiqihou，

shengyinxiruowenna：“chuan…chuange，woye…changchang？”linyichuanlikemeikaiyanxiao，rutongfenxiangxishizhenbaoban，

kangkaidiyongshuzhi（gangcaideguochan）jitamenmeirenfanhelidouyaoleyidashaonongchoudeluzhi。henkuai，

sanrenweizuozaiyiqi，jiuzheneiguoshenghuawuqizhiyuan，

kaishi“gabenggabeng”di、yichangtourudikenqilezhanmanmolvsejiangzhideyasuobinggan。kongqizhongchuleguaiwei，

youzengtianlejujiaoyingwudeshengxiangheouermanzudetanxi。guyancijiangyingdizhanzaiyuandi，

kanzhezheiguiyidaojidiande“meishifenxianghui”，ganjueyiguhanqicongjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai。tamengdizhuanguoshen，