zuijuqianlijiazuo《moshijianglin，bamalianhebiaomeibawoganchujia》，ganjinyuedubuyaocuoguohaowen！xiaoshuozhurengongyoulinyaonianzhen，yeshishilizuozheyuebaijingxinbianxiewanchengde。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqijingcaidejuqingheshengdongderenwuxingxiang，huodeleguangdaduzhedexiaiyutuichong。dangzhewomahebiaomeidemian，wolianxileyiqianchaoshidegonghuoshang。tamentingdaowodexuqiuhou，haiyiweiwochaoshiyouzhongxinkaimenle，jiwosuanlejiaobianyidepifa……
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basushibaishanghuojia，yitaitou，wokandaodanmu。
“shaobaidianbaguniang，dengnibiaomeilaile，jiushayebushengle！”
“zheiguniangyeshican，mashangdiwenmoshijianglin，tabamalianhetabiaomeibachaoshidongxiqianggeganjingbushuo，haibatadiuchuquhuohuodongsi，zhengoukeliande！”
“sheishuobushini，kaozheixiechidesanrenyingshengshengtingdaomoshijieshu，haijiaxingxingjitaligebei，zheishidao！”
wotingxiashouzhongdedongzuo，baxiaohuoguoshouhuixiangzili。
santianhou，biaomeiruyueerzhi。
talaidediyijianshijiushiwenwochaoshikaidezenmeyangle。
我淡淡一笑。
“daobile，nibuzhidaome？”
1.
“shenme？！daobile？！”
biaomeidebiaoqinghaoxiangchilecangyingyiyangnankan。
tabukezhixinyouwenleyibian。
“zhendejiade？qianliangtianwowensanyi，tashuonihaikaidehaohaode，zenmeshuodaojiudaoleni？”
takouzhongdezheiweisanyi，jiushiwoma。
womazuitengta，bitengwozheigeqinshengnverduoduole。
woyexiangzhidao，womazenmebugaosutazheishi。
“aiyanianzhen，bushisanyibugaosuni。”
womalazhebiaomeizuodaoshafashang。
“nishuonijie，congxiaodaodadoumeishenmechuxi，haoburongyiduigechaoshiba，zheimeiyinianshijiandaole，zheimediurendeshiwozenmehaowangwaishuoni？”
wozhenghaoqiwomajuranhuiweiwokaolvle，xiayimiaotadehuajiubawodahuiyuanxing。
“nianzhen，nishizanmenjiazuinengnaide，nikannengbunengzainimengongsijinijiemougezhiwei？dazayehao，shoushiweishengyexing，womenbutiao！”
我冷冷一笑。
haodaiwoyeshiquanguoqianjidaxuebiyede，buxiangdagongcaigaogechaoshizijigan。
rujinzaiwomazuiliquebeishuodeyiwenbuzhi。
haixiangzherangwoquganbaojiedehuo。
她不挑她怎么不去？
womeishuohua，jing**zaiyuandikanliangrenbiaoyan。
biaomeimeilihuiwomadehua，tasihuhenzheji，weizhechajibutingzhuanquan。
“nianzhen，nizale？biezhuanle，sanyikandeyanyun。”
“sanyi！woyoujiandashiyaogennishuo！”
biaomeizhanzhujiao，lazhewomadeshoujiuchaowoshilizou。
liangrensheiyemeiguanwo，haoxiangtamenlianggeshiqinmunv，wodaoxianggekeren，niangliangshuoqiaoqiaohuashijianhenxisongpingchangdeshi。
womeiguoduolihui，yanjingshibushipiaoxiangnaodaiding。
wocaice，santianqianchuxiandedanmu，yinggaihaihuizaicilaitixingwo。
guoran，jifenzhonghou，yitiaoxinxizaiwoshangfanghuangguo。
“buhao！guniang，nibiaomeiyijinggaosunimaweilaijiangwendeshile，tamenkaishijihuazenmecongnineikengqianmaiwuzile！”
2.
danmupiaoguohou，youguolejifenzhong，biaomeiwanzhewomacongfangjianlichulai。
zhibuguoliangrenbiaoqinghegangcaiyouxiebutong，doudaizhexiexuchanmei。
“biaojie，nineigechaoshisuirandaobile，dancangkuyinggaihaiyoucunhuoba？wojidenibushizailouxiazulegechekudangcangku，nidaiwoqukankanbei！”
“你看这干什么？”
womiaoletayiyan，zhidaotadadebushihaosuanpan。
我能猜到她想干嘛。
lianhezhiqiankanguodedanmu，wocaicetamenshidasuanxiankankanwoyouduoshaodunhuo。
wanyibugouzaikengwodeqianbuxinde。
woyoubushishazi，zenmekenengqingyiruleliangrendeyuan？
“linyao！nibiaomeihaoburongyilaizanjiayitang，niyaoshiyoucunhuojiudainibiaomeiqukankan！jiudangjinibiaomeisonglile，dengtahuiquhainengguanzhaoguanzhaonigongzuo，zheiyangduohao？”
关照我工作？
womazheihuashuode，kezhentingyouyisi。
wojidebiaomeizaitamengongsidezhiweijiushiyigexiaoqiantai。
zheiyangdajiangyoudegongzuo，zenmeguanzhaowo？
kuangqiewoyaoshizhenlingzheliangrenqulecangku，tamendedaolechongzudewuzi，wonengbunenghuodaozhaodaogongzuoneitianhaibuyidingni！
“meiyoucangku，chaoshidaobiwojiubacangkuhaihuiqule，nimenquleyeshadoukanbudao。”
“nishuodezheishishenmehua？！”
我妈一下怒了。
“**hainengtunineidiandongxia！tajiushihaoqixiangqucanguancanguan，nizheigedangjiedeyoumeiyoudianliangxin？！”
liangxin？zheidianshihaigenwojiangshangliangxinle？
meizaiyiwomadenuhuo，wozuozaiyuanweigancuidakaidianshikanleqilai。
“qixiangtaifabuweilaiershisixiaoshitianqiyubao，weilaibenshijiangyouqiangjiangxuechuxian，qingshiminzuohaobaonuanzhunbei，chuxingzhuyianquan。”
tianqiyubaobobaowan，wozhuangzuowuyitileyizui：“zheixinwenshuodeshizhendeme？weilaiyoudabaoxue？neishibushidetiqiantundiandongxia？”
“对对对！”
biaomeiyifanchangtaimashangfuhewodehua。
“woyeshikanletianqiyubaocaixiangzheguolaigaosusanyiyishengde，jienikannicangkuyaoshihaiyoudongxijiunachulaibei，zhenghaozanmenyenengtiqianyubeiyixia！”
woheheyixiao，meishunzhetadehuawangxiashuo。
“biaomei，nikanniyaoshimeishijiuxianhuijiaba，womenzheiyijingzhidaoyaoxiaxuedexiaoxile，nibamaneibianhaideniduozhaoyingzhaoying，womenzheijiubuyongnidanxinle。”
biaomeibeiwodehuayezhu，taqiujiushidikanxiangwoma。
woxinzhidumingtadeyisi。
tahenxiaoqinmajiulishi，tabameiliangniandaihuilaigehouma，duitayizhibuhao。
duiciwomayizhikanzaiyanli，jiuminglianlibangwozheigebiaomei。
ruguozhenyouzheizhongtianzaijianglin，tababudezijidiemayincilishi，zenmekenenghuiqutixingtamen？
erqietaxianmuwogenwomaqinmunvdeguanxihenjiu，henbudequerdaizhi。
zheicaiyoudanmushuodeneixie，wenduxiajianghoutajiulianhewomabawodiuchuqu。
zheiyangtazaizheigejia，jiukeyiguangmingzhengdale。
wobuzaihuzijinengbunengbaozhuwomanverzheigeshenfen，danwodeyiduiwuzi，bukenengjitamenfenhao！
“linyao，nibiaomeiganglai，nizenmejiuhaoyisinianrenjiazou？！zhenmeijiaoyang！”
womajieshoudaobiaomeideqiujiuxinxi，kaikoujiuduiwojinxingruma。
woxiaozheyaoyaotou，shuochugetiyi：“zheiyangbama，nizhenyaojuedewomeijiaoyang，yaobuwobanzou，nizhijierangbiaomeigennimenzhuba！”
3.
“那怎么行？！”
我妈瞬间开口反驳。
“woyangnizheimeduonian，nishuobanzoujiubanzou，woneixieqianbudoubaihuale？！”
tahebiaomeijiaohuangeyanshen，qingqingsangzihuanlefutaidu。
“zheiyangba，niyaoshixiangzijizhuyexing，mabuweinanni，zheibumashangjiangwenleme，mazheilaogebolaotuimaidongxibufangbian，niqudingdianwuzijijiali，wanshiniaiqunaquna！”
“xinga，nidouxiangyaoshenmewuzi？”
huasuizheimeshuo，wozhidaowomazuilideyidianwuzikendingmeiyouneimejiandan。
guobuqiran，banxiaoshihou，zaibiaomeidebangzhuxia，womajiwofaleyizhangtiaoxinxi。
shangmianmimimamaluoliezhexuyaodewuzi。
kanyangzizheixiegenbenbushiweiledandujitiandiwenzhunbeide，xiangshidasuanzaijialimenzhehaojigeyueyubeide。
jiulianshangcesuoyaoyongdemaoshatamendougenwoyaoleshixiang。
“nimen......quedingyongdelezheixie？”
wohuanshijiazhongbuguoyibaipingzuoyoudefangzi。
zheimexiewuziduizaiyiqi，hainengyourenshengcundekongjianme？
“linyao，zheiniguanbuzhe，ninengmaijiumai，bunengmainiyibeiziyebiexiangzou！”
womabaichuyifuyaogenwogangdaodidetaidu。
wobumingbaitazheizhongzixincongheerlai。
wozheimeyigedahuoren，qunabushiwozijishuolesuan？tahainenglanzhu？
danyaoshuowomianshangdaying，zaitoutouliuzou，xiangqidanmushuodeneixie，zijizheiyangweimianyetaibiequledian。
tamendounengzaimoshineimeduidaiwo，wozheimeqingyijiuzoule，yetaiduibuqizijile！
xiangdaozhei，woshaozuoyouyudiantoudaying：“xing，bujiushixiewuzime，wojinimenmaijiushile！”
dangzhewomahebiaomeidemian，wolianxileyiqianchaoshidegonghuoshang。
tamentingdaowodexuqiuhou，haiyiweiwochaoshiyouzhongxinkaimenle，jiwosuanlejiaobianyidepifajia，yuehaogetianjiusonghuoshangmen。
“zheixianimenmanyileba！”
woduizhewomahebiaomeitantanshou，zhanqishenzhunbeilikai。
“denghui，nihaibunengzou！”
表妹拦在我面前。
“wanyiniqianjiaozou，houjiaojiubadingdedongxiquxiaole，neizenmeban？nidezaizheidaidaodongxisongwan，nishuoduibuduisanyi？！”
“dui！nianzhenshuodemeicuo！fanzhengwoyemeishi，zheiliangtianwojiukanzheni，ninayebuxuqu！shaoyiyangdongxiwoweinishiwen！”
kanliangrenyichangyihedeyang，wozhijuedefengci。
tongyang，woyeyouxiehaoqi，kanqilaizheimeyouaidewomahebiaomei，zaiwuzibugoudeshihou，huibuhuiyinweifenpeideshierchaoqilaini？
xinlizheimexiang，zuishangwosuikouyingfuzhe。
jiranwomafeiyaowodaizaijia，neiwodailiangtianyemeishi。
kanbiaomeidetaidu，zaijiehedanmushuodehua，moshidaolaihaimeizheimekuai。
dingduoxianjiangyibufenwendu。
woshoushangmeiyouchaoshineixiedongxi，taiduyetinghao，huozhelikaijiayinggaimeiwenti。
我可要等着看戏呢！
zaiwomabushanmuguangdezhushixia，wohuidaozijifangjianguanshangmen。
kaozhemenban，wojigonghuoshangmenfaquxinxi，yaoqiutamenzaijijiangsonglaidehuowushangjiadianliao。
dedaosuoyougonghuoshangdehuifuhou，womanyidishanchulehoumiandexinxi。
woturantingqidaimoshizaodianlaide，zheimepingdandeshenghuodeyoudiandiaoweipincaiyouyisi！
getianshangwu，luxukaishiyourenqiaoxiangwojiademen。
yixiangxianghuowubeitaijinjiazhong。
sushimianbaotamenyaolesanshixiang，diaoweipinsixiang，shuizuidarongliangdeyaolebashitong。
qici，shenghuoshangyaoyongdedongxitamenyemeishaoding，nvrenyongdeweishengjinyaolewuxiang，chuqushangcesuoyaoyongdemaosha，suliaodaitamendoupifalesanshikun。
dangran，weiledikangjijiangdaolaidediwen，tamenhaigenwoyaolesanxiangbaonuanjiancai，bajialideqiangtiedehouhoude，chuanghudouzhijiefengsile。
tamenyebuguanzijizheiyangzuodeshibushitaiguoxianyan，dongxidiandechabuduojiuyijiaobawochuaichujiamen。
tamenzuishangmeiqimingyuefangwoziyou，quezaixiayikelianmangdadianhuajiaowobaganjinhuijia。
shengpawobabeibaoxuekunzailushang。
xianzaitamensachengyijiasankoule，wobeicheditichuzaiwai。
womeizuojiuchan，zaijiazhongdamenzaiyanqianguanbihou，huangzheyaochilaidaowojiafangzishangliangcengdeweizhi。
zheijianfangshiwoguanbichaoshihouzijitoutouzude，jiushidasuandaoshihouliuxiakanrenaoyongde。
guashimenshangdewubadasuo，wohuiguzijizudezheijianfang。
fangzineiluozheshubuqingdexiangzi，limianwuzidezhongleibiwojiwomahebiaomeidingdezhiduobushao。
daoleyibeishui，wogangheliangkoujiubiebuzhuxiaochusheng。
yebuzhidaowomatamenshenmeshihouhuifaxian，wozaishiwushangdongdeneixieshoujiao。
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