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yinweiqiwenguodi，xueyeshunjiandongzhu，yanqiusisibazailebolishang。
duiloudelinjujianjiaochusheng。
haoxiangtamendouhenxihuanjianjiao。xiayuyanzhaleyixiayanjing，xuezhexiamahelinjudeyangzijianjiao。
yuanbenanfuxiamadexiabachongjinlai，yiyanjiuzhuyidaoleneikeyanqiu，taqiangrenzhekongju，yibajiangchuanglianlazhu：“meishi！biehaipa！”
yuanlaijianjiaojiushihaipadeyisi。
xiayuyanwaizhetou：“wozhidaole。”
xiabaxianzaimeikongjieduxiayuyanzheijuhuashishenmeyisi，yibianbatalachufangjian，yibianqucesuojixuanfuhaizaitudexiama。
meijifenzhong，jiuyoudianhuabutingdajixiabaxiama。
两个人都没功夫接。
“yuyan，nibangwojiexiadianhua！”xiabajiaotoulane，youpabierendadianhuayoushenmejishi。
夏雨烟打开免提键。
是隔壁邻居的声音。
“laoxia！shiwo！niyoumeiyoujuedebuduijing？womenloushangneixiaoziyebeiyaoguo，xianzaibianchengzheifuguiyangzile！”
linjudeshengyinzhouranyadi：“wohuaiyi，zhiyaobeiyaoguo，douhuibianchengzheiyang，nilouxianeixiaozishigeyisheng，qianjitianbaoleyiduiyaohuijia，wokandeqingqingchuchu，xianzaitasile，womenbatadeyaonaguolai！woyoushengzi，nengcongnijiayangtaiguoqu，zenmeyang？ganbugan？”
xiabameichusheng，linjuyishidaotazaiyouyu，likedao：“xiangxiangnierzi！”
duanqizhenjingjideyouxiaoqibuguojigexiaoshi，xiamaxianzaizheifubeihehuaidemoyangkendingbunengliren，xiayuyanyezhangqixuyaozhaogu，ruguoxiachengyuzhendehuibianchengneiyang，neizheigejiajiuzhendeyaokuale！
zaigebilinjubuduandecuicuzhong，xiabayaoya：“xing！”
gebilinjulikeshuo：“woyihuierjiunazheshengziquzhaoni！jidejiwokaimen！”
电话嘟嘟嘟挂断。
xiabazhiqianjielehenduochidejilinju，shangcijujuelinjudeshihou，haishisantianqian，zheicitaliulegexinyan，jiangjialisuoyoudeliangshidoufangzailexiachengyufangjian。
xiachengyuyijingyinyinyouqingxingdezhuangtaile，takaishizhengzha。
xiabayounazheshengziduokunlejiquan，erhoudingzhuxiayuyan：“yihuiernihenimajiuzaichengyufangjiandaizhe！”
“haiyouxinwenzhongbo。”xiayuyanzuohuishafa：“woyaokan。”
“wozuowanshinizaikanxingbuxing？”xiabayaozheya：“yuyannitinghuadianxingbuxing？biezairangwomangle！”
meiyitian，tadouhuifanfudekanxinwenlianbo，conglaimeiyoucuoguoyitian，zheiciyebuhuishiliwai：“bixuyaokan。”
xiabazhidaoxiayuyanjiushizheigexingge，aobuguota，suoyidenglinjuguolaideshihou，tazhijiedangzhuxiayuyan：“congwomenyangtaixiaba。”
linjuchuandehenhou，muguangluozaixiayuyandeshenshang：“ninver？”
xiayuyanbujingchangchuqu，suoyihenshaoyourenzhidaota。
xiabangleyisheng，butingcuicu：“gankuai！chengyuhaixuyaoyao！”
linjuhuyi：“zenmemeitingdaonierzideshengyin？”
“jiaoleliangtianle，shigerenyegaileisile！”xiabayaoya：“kuaidianba！”
linjudiantou：“wozheigeshengzizhenghaogouzhang！”
xiayuyandeyanshenmeiyoufenjitamenyidian，zuozhileshenti，yanjingjindingzhemashangjiuyaokaishidexinwenlianbo。
“ninverhaixihuankanxinwenlianboni？”linjudidixiaolesheng：“zenmekanshangquyoudian......”
有点像智障。
buguolinjumeishuo，genzhexiabazoudaoyangtai，lakaichuanghubashengzifangxiaqu，jiangshoulideneiyitoubangzaimenbashoushang。
tayonglilalela，quedingkeyichengshoulianggechengnianrendeliliangzhihou，caishuodao：“woxianxiaqukankan，nitingwoxinhao。”
xiabazhengxiwanglinjuxianxiaqu，suoyilianmangdiantou。
xiayuyantinglihenminrui，zailinjuxiaqudisanfenzhong，tatailexiayanpi。
xiabaxiaquzhiqiandingzhuxiayuyan：“kanzhediannima。”
xiamameishenmeshi，jiushijingheguodule。
henkuai，xiabadejianjiaoshengconglouxiachuanlai，xiamatingdaoshengyin，mengdecongmenlichulai，lianseshabai：“nibani！”
“zaixiamian。”xiayuyandingzhedianshipingmu：“beixiamiandedongxichanshangle。”
tingdaoxiayuyanzheimeshuo，xiamaxianxieyundao：“nizenmezheimewudongyuzhong？neishinibaa！”
“yuanlaizhenshishazia！”linjucongchuanghuneilipashanglai，yinchenchendexiaozhe：“jintianwojiusongnimenyijiaxiaqutuanju！”
“weishenmeyaoshawomen？！”xiamadangzaixiayuyanmianqian，tuizaibutingfadou：“nijiubupa......”
“wogengpasi！”nanrenlinzhezangzaikoudailideshuiguodaoyibububijintaliang：“zhiyouchirenwocainenghuozhe！”
tajiangzijideshoubeixianqilai，luchushouwanchuyijingfaheideyayin。
ganggangtakandao501chiren，xueyeliyouzhongmomingdexingfen，yachizaibutingdemoca，haoxiangyoushenmeyaozhangchulaiyiyang！
tabeiyaozhihou，wenguolouxiadeyisheng，ketajingranjihuimoshen，jingkongzheshuaijitayihezhenjingji，rangtaxiangbiedebanfa！
tazhidaozijihuobuzhangle！
dianshishangneixiefakuangderen，genbenjiumeiyougongkaijieguo，yidingshibiancheng501neiyangdeguaiwuleba！
“nimenyijiadoushihaoren！suoyi，qusiba！”
linjushahongleyan，nazhedaopuguoqu，xiamalazhexiayuyanganjinhoutuijibu，danshifangzitaixiaole，tamenwuchukeduo。
yankanshuiguodaoyaociguolai，taduobuguoqule，bizheyanjingyaoyadengzhefusi。
keshitengtongbingmeiyoudaolai，zhengkaimanshihongxuesideyanjing，xiamajihushitanzuozaidishang。
zhijianneibadaojulitadexinzangjiubudaobanmidejuli，quebeixiayuyandanglexialai。
linjuwozhedao，yongjinliqixiangtongxiaqu：“jiwoqusi！”
噗嗤，刀体入肉。
padapada，xueyeluozaixiamashoubian，taduoduosuosuokanguoqu，zhijianxiayuyanyizhishouniezhelinjudeshou，yizhishoujiangyibaxiaodaocijinlinjushenti。
linjuchuandehenhou。danshixiayuyantongdeyongli，tamianwubiaoqingdejiangdaoyoujinlejilimi。
“别、别杀我！”
“别杀人！”
xiamahelinjutongshichusheng，xiayuyanwozhexiaodaodeshouzaiciyongli，duizhexiamadao：“tabushiren。”
linjumanlianjingkong，wuzheshangkou，xueyeshunzhetadejiaoyinhuijuchenghe，liuxiangweishengjian。
“ni、nigansharen？！”xiamashuo：“neiniweishenmebunengqujiujiuniba？！”
xiayuyanwaitou：“tazhishuorangwozhaoguni。”
xiamahunshenfaleng：“neinixianzainengbunengqujiujiunibaba？”
“woyinggaitingsheidehua？”xiayuyanbujie。
“qujiuniba！”xiamakuhanzhe：“ruguonibasile，woyebuhuole！”
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