《moshi：wozaixiaohuashenshanghaoyangmao》shiyiburangrenxianruchensidechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo，youzuojiawohuizuogongchengtuchuangzuo。gushizhujiaolinfanmiaolinglingdemingyunyuaiqing、youqinghejiatingjiujiezaiyiqi，zhanxianlefuzaderenxingheshijieguan。xiaoshuoyiqishenkedesikaohejingxingoujiandeqingjiexiyinleguangdaduzhe。tingdaonanzidebaozheng，nianqingnvzidelianseyehuanheyixie，duifangjiangtapaoqi，tadouhaiyuanyihuilai，ziranyeshiyouhenbucuodeganqingji……。
学校大食堂。
danglinfanlaidaozheilishi，kandaoleyidaqundesangshi，jiangshitangdededamenweideshuixiebutong，baoshouguji，qimayoujinqiantoudeshuliang。
linfanjingguojiciqianghua，youzheyuanchaochangrendeliliang，zheixieshiriyexuexidaolefengfudezuozhanjingyan。
kemianduizheimeduosangshi，tayewufayingchuangjinqu，fouzejiyoukenengbeishichaojiyanmei。
sangshizheigequnti，shuliangbiaoshengdaoyidingchengdu，weixieshichengzhengbibiaoshengde，bushijiandandeshuzhi。
“rangzheimeduosangshijujizaizheili，shitangdamenyoushijinbizhede，kanlaizheigeshitanglimian，zhendejujiledaliangdexingcunzhele。”
linfankanzhepangdadesangshiqun，jujizaishitangmenkoujiujiubusan，yanmourenshiweiweimileqilai。
kanguosangshidianyingdepengyoudouzhidao，sangshizhuyaoyikaoxiujuexingdong，qicicaishitingshengbianwei，yidanrangtamenxiudaohuorendeqiwei，tamenjiuhuibennengdeweilongguoqu。
nengrangzheimeduosangshijuji，qiejiujiubusan，juebushiyilianggerensanfadeqiweinengzuodaode。
学校大食堂。
henkenengjujiledaliangxingcunzhe！
zheiduiputongxingcunzheeryan，suandeshangshihaoshi，keduilinfanzheizhongduxingxialaishuo，zheiyangdedaliangjuji，buyidingshihaoshi，henduoshihouhuorendeweixie，bubisangshixiao。
“buguanshishenmeqingkuang，buyingxiangwonaroujiuxing，yaoshiyingxiang···”
linfanmeiyouduozuoyanyu，buguoyisiyijinghenmingquele。
shashangcishadekuaitule，huanhuankouweiyeshitingbucuodeshi。
正门无法硬冲。
buguoshitangbingbuzhidamenkeyijin，houmianhaiyoucemen，qitadifangyeyouchuanghu，yitaxianzaideshenshou，yaocongerlouchuanghupajinqubingbunan。
zhaoxunyigesangshixiangduibijiaoshaodedefangxiang，linfanjiurulinghouyibanxunsuqianxing。
qijianyousangshilanlu，buguobeitayongxiaofangfuqingyijiejue。
一路顺畅来到侧面。
dagailiuqimigaodudeerlouweizhi，youzheyipaipaimeiyoujiazhuangfangdaowangdechuanghu。
zheigegaodukeyizulansangshi，danduilinfaneryanbingbusuangao。
lakaiyixiejulichongci，denglaidaoqiangbianzaiyigegaogaoyueqi，jiuqingsongtiaochusiwumigao，qingsongchaoguosuoweideaoyunguanjun，ranhoujiezhuqianchongzhilishuangjiaoliantaxiangshang，shoubeijiuqingsongguazaichuangkuangshang。
kongchuyizhishouwozhuyaozaiyachishangdexiaofangfu，takazaichuanghudebianyuanweizhiqingqingyiqiao，conglimiansuozhudechuanghujiubeiqiaokai，zaiyigetiaoyuejiuxiaosatiaolejinqu。
整个过程很轻松。
dangtazaicijiaotashidishi，jiulaidaoleerlouyigebaojian，zheishiyoutiaojiandexueshengyongcandedifang，zhuanghuanggenhuanjingdoubiyilouhaobushao。
zhouweibingmeiyoushenme，linfanbuduozuodouliu，nazhexiaofangfujiutuimenzoulechuqu。
“谁在那？！”
dangtuimenzouchudeshunjian，yidaoheshengjiuchuanleguolai。
linfanfangyanerqu，shiyigechabuduo30suideqingniannanzi，kantamoyangbuxiangshixuesheng，yinggaishishitanglidegongzuorenyuan，zaitashenpanghaiyougeyishanbuzhengdenvxuesheng。
nvxueshengdemianrongbucuo，shencaiyehenkeyi，kequeyishanlanlv，kandaolinfandeshihou，taxiangyaokaikouhanshenme，kekanleyanshenpangdeqingniannanzi，tayouyilianweijubizui。
linfankandaozheiyimumuguangweiweiyishan，zheishiyaokaishilema？tadunshixiaozhehuidao：“woshixuexiaolidedasanxuesheng。”
“dasanxuesheng？nikanzhehenmianshenga，haiyounizenmecongzheigebaojianlichulaide？zheibaojianlimingmingmeiyouren，haiyounixiangganshenme？”
dezhilinfandeshenfen，qingniannanzimeiyoufangsongjingti，fanershijiezheyilianchuandexunwen。
“womeixiangganshenme，zhishixiangguolainaxiedongshengrou。”
linfanxiaorongyijiu，haoxiangkanbuchuduifangzhuangkuangbuduiyiyang。
“想要肉？”
qingniannanzixiaole：“zheilideyiqie，xianzaiquanbuguishuwomenzijiuhuiguanli，xiangyaoroukeyi，danbixujiaruwomen，chengweiyifenzi，fouzeniyidiandoubiexiangna。”
“自救会？”
“bucuo，jiaruwomen，budanyouchiyouhe，hainengyoujiaonendemeiziwan，suibianzenmewan。”
qingniannanzixiaodegengle，kaikoufachuyaoqing，yanyujianlaguobianshangyishanlanlvdenvxuesheng，zhuazhugaosongzhidiyidunyongliroulin。
haobulianminderoulin，rangnvxueshenglianshangfuxiantongchu，kequebuganfankang。
看到这一幕。
linfannahaibuzhidaozhuangkuang？
这是真的有货！
duifangtijidezheigeshenmezijiuhui，jiushikandaozhixubenghui，yiqunetuzuzhiqilaidexinshili。
duiyuzheiyangdeshili，linfanzaixiaoshuogushilimiankanduole。
有些老套。
但却又很正常。
“nvrensuibianwan？neiwoyaonishoushangdenvrenwanxingbuxing？”
linfanguyishuodao，yiweiduifanghuijiuciborandanu，bijingnvrenshinanrendejinluan，zenmerongrenxiedu？
kerangtayiwaideshi，duifangjingranzhijiejiutuishanglaile。
“keyi，yigenvreneryi，jiarujinlaisuibiannizenmewan。”
qingniannanzihaoshuangdeshuodao。
yishanlanlvdenvxueshengmanlianjuewang，danshiyoubuganfankang，henxianranzhidaofankangshishenmexiachang。
看着推过来的女人。
linfanzhendeyiwaile，zheihaizhenshiyihuogandashideren。
kexitabuxihuanqiangniudegua，erqietadedaodedixiansuirandi，danyebingbushimeiyou。
“baoqian，nihenyouchengyi，danwobingmeiyounimenzheimegaodezhixiang，zhiyaonadaorouwojiuzou。”
linfanyaotoujujuele，basongshangmendenvrentuikai，buganxingqu。
“嗯？”
qingniannanzilianseyichen，xianranbeijujuerangtabushuang，lengxiaodao：“bujiaruwomenzijiuhui，haixiangyaorou？wokannishixiangfangxue！”
shuozhenachuyibajiandao，shangmianhaiqingxikejianganhexuezi。
ruandebuxinglaiyingde，zheigezuzhibixiangxiangdehaiyaobadao。
味道一下就对了。
linfanduicixiaoerbuyu，zhishipingjingkanzheduifang。
zheifanyingdunshirangqingniannanzigengbushuangle，juedezijibeilinfankanbuqile，nuhuozaicibiaosheng。
“你找死！”
tanushenghechiyisheng，jiushouchijiandaochaolinfanchongleshanglai，shifangleneixindee，jiuyouruyitouyeshou，biandeyinuyibaozao。
“啊！！”
nvxueshengbeihededajiao，zhenggerenduozaiyipangsesefadou，fangfokandaoguoqingniannanziyongshouzhongdejiandao，zuoguojiqikongbudeshiqing。
danlinfanqueshenqingsihaobubian，kanzhechaozijicilaidejiandao，yizhidengdaojiandaolaidaomianqian，tacaisuishouhuiwuchuyidaohanguang。
sangshishashou—wuqingyifu！
“噗嗤！！”
shuxidechenmenshengxiangchuanchu，qingniannanzidejiandao，liandaiwozhejiandaodezhengtiaoshoubei，lianfanyingdoumei，jiupadayixiadiaozailedishang，xinghongdexianxuependedaochudoushi。
“a！！wodeshou，wodeshoua！！”
qingniannanzikanzhekongkongruyedeyoubei，fachuleshazhubandecanjiao，zhenggerendiedaozaidishang，liansechaneijiancangbairuzhi，zhigubuduanaohao。
“啊！！”
nvxueshengzaicifachugaofenbeidekongjujianjiao，zhibuguozheicikongjudeduixianghuanrenle。
linfanmeiyoulihuizheixie，zoushangqianquyizhijiaocaizaiqingniannanzixiongkoushang，weiweidixiatoufushizheduifang，pingjingwen：“zaiwenyiju，dongshengrouzaina？”
haibieshuo，sharennengzhuangbi，jiushibishasangshilaidedaowei。
“zai···zaiyilouhouchu。”
qingniannanziduoduosuosuo，zaiyemeiyouleshenqi。
“多谢。”
dedaozijixiangyaode，linfanlimaodiantoudaoxie，buguocaizhuduifangxiongkoudejiaobingmeiyoutaiqi，fanerkaishihuanhuanjiali，xionggukacakacaduanliedeshengyinbuduanxiangqi。
zheiyijiaodibandounengcaichuyigekeng，duifangnashenmedidang？
“bu···nibunengshawo，fouzewomenhuizhangbuhuifangguonide！”
ganshoudaosiwangdejianglin，qingniannanziheniaole，dashenghuhanweixie，taichusuoweidehuizhang。
“那就让他来。”
linfanlianshangxiaorongyijiu，jiezhezaicijiadalidu。
咔嚓！
“噗~！！！”
“给我住手！”
bansuizheyidaomenxiang，qingniannanzidexiongkouchedibeicaibao，duifangpenchuyikoudaizheneizangdexianxuehou，jiudengdazheyanjingduanqi。
qijianyoudaoheshengchuanlai，danlinfanquemeiyousihaolihui，gengmeiyoutingdun，yizhicaidaomanyicaitingxia，youruyigeyangedejishi。
“好好好！好胆！”
kandaolinfanzhijiewushiziji，zhizhiderendunshinujifanxiaole。
linfanxiaorongyijiububian，ziguzizaiqingniannanziganjingdeyifushangcadiaojiaoshangdexueji，caibujibuhuandetaitouchaoduifangwangqu。
zheishiyigezhongniannanzi，kanqilaiqizhiyinleng，zaitashenhougenzheyiqunnanren，qizhongyoushitangdegongzuorenyuan，yeyouxuexiaolidexuesheng。
tamenshoushangdedounazhedaojuhuogangguan，qizhongbushaomuluxiongxiangdingzhelinfan，yeyoubushaoduoduoshanshandiaorenqunzuihoumian，zhishihunzhemoyu。
linfanzhishisaoyiyan，muguangjiujujizaizhongniannanzishenshang。
真正的大鱼来了。
“nijiushizijiuhuihuizhang？”
她的小狼崽，知道护主了！
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