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weijuede**，zhijierangrenjingshenzhenfen。
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“只剩五份啰！”
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……
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yiguanyiyanjiurenchuletamen。
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他也没招啊。
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……
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……
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jianzhujiaodouchele，shijianyebuzaole，dahuoeryejiugezisanle。
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xianzaibaigetanzajiuzheimenanni！
shoutanhaidetoutoumomo，jiupabeiweiduburangzou！
……
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