《moshizhikongjianchucunwanshibuchou》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,youxingjiangjingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaohetiantianfujinyanmianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian,zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。「shide,wobingmeiyouzuojia。neixiehuashiwoyejinxingletuoshanbaoguan,woyuanyijiangwosuozhaodaodeyiqieshangjiaoguojia,zhiqiuhuanquzhonghuaguodehefashenfen。」……。
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wowuyizhongdiankaimomingchuxianzaishoujishangdetubiao,jinrumoshishengcunyouxizhong。
guizezhiyouyige,jianchidaomoshijieshu。
tongqiwanjiatingdaowoxuanzedeyinengshikongjiancunchu,fenfenchaoxiaowo。
「zheizhongjileiyinengyoushenmeyong,nixiangdangwomendesuishenchucunju?」
kesheigaosutamen,wodeyinengzhiduisiwushengxiaoni。
wobeiyidaoguangshuxiru,jinrudaoyigemoshengdedifang。
zaixitongdetishixia,wodezhishenchumoshishengcunyouxizhong。
guizezhiyouyige——zaiweiqisangeyuedexinshoubaohuqiguohou,jinkenengshengcunxialai,zhizhimoshijieshu。
huoshengzhejikeguafenshiyiyuanmeijin。
muguangkejizhichu,heiyayayipian,doushicansaidewanjia。
yourenlvxiantiwen:「shibaihuiyoushenmechengfa?」
xitonghaowuganqingdedianziyinhuidangzaimeigerendeerbian。
「gameoverjidaibiaoxianshisiwang。」
changmianyiduhuaran,zhongcansaiwanjiaxinzhongjinglingdazuo。
zaijiaoliuzhong,wodezhitamenyeshiyindianleshoujineidemoshengtubiao,caijinrudaozheigeshijiezhong。
bansuizhexitongdetishiyin,yibentucechuxianzaizhongrenyanqian。
「qingxuanzeyixiangteshunengli,zuoweihuoshengchouma。qingzhuyi,gainenglijuyouweiyixing。」
xitonghuayinweiluo,yijingyourenpaxuanbudaozijimanyideyineng,qiangxianxiashoule。
woshenshougangxiangdianji「jingshenkongzhi」,quebeiyigeshencaigaodadenanrentuideliangqiangshuaidao。
tachongshenpangdenvrentaohaoyixiao:「tiantian,wozhidaonizuixinshan,wokanzheigejingshenkongzhijiuhenshiheni。」
「zheiyangnijiubuyongdanxinshoushangzhanranxuexingle。」
hetiantianjiaoxiuyixiao:「jinyan,xinghaoyounibangwo,yaobuwodoubuzhidaozenmebancaihaole。」
woyanzhengzhengkanzhewoxiangtiaoxuandeyinengbeirenxuanzou,haiyaochiyizuigouliang。
zhidaotucelijuli、fengren、zhiyu、hudundenggezhongtubiaobianan,zuihouzhiyuxiayixiejileideyineng。
sisuozaisanhou,wohaishixuanzekongjiancunchu,zuoweiwoweilaideyizhang。
zhongrenxuandinghou,tucexiaoshi。
lingwomeixiangdaodeshi,xitongjingjiangmeigerensuoxuanzedeyinengdougongbulechulai。
jiangwotuidaodenanren,shixuanzeleguangmingzhilidefujinyan。
tazoudaowomianqian,xiangkanshazi:
「nizhangdebuzenyang,meixiangdaonaoziyebuzenmeyang。nixuandeyinengyoushenmeyong,xiangzaimoshidangyidongchuwujuma?」
hetiantianyikaozaitadehuaili,meimuliuzhuan:「duojigetazheiyangdeshazicaihao,yeshaojigerenfenjiangjin。」
zheihuayichu,zhongrenyanqianyiliang。
tamenyoudeweiraozaifujinyanerrenshenqian,youdelingwailabangjiepaishangliangjiemengshiyi,zhiyouwobeichediguli。
kesheishuowodeyineng,zhiduisiwushengxiaoni。
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