chuanyuejiakongxiaoshuo《meimoshizun：menxiadizijingquanshizhujiao！》，shiyouzuozhe“langyatudouni”jingxindazaode，shuzhongdeguanjianjiaoseshijiangjuehanli，xiangqingjieshao：zhongrenwenyan，qishengfangxiao，“hahahahaha，yigexiaoqigainalaidelingshi，jiusuanyou......kongpayeshininiangtongguoneizhongfangshidedaodeba。”……
jiangjueyishengjiaohe，wanrutianlaizhiyin，shunjianxiyinlesuoyourendemuguang。
neijigeshaonianlengzhule，kanzheyanqianturanchuxiande“juemeishaonv”，yishijianjingwangledongzuo。
yangguangtouguoshuyedefengxi，saluozaijiangjueshenshang，weitadushangyicengjinsedeguanghui。
xiaohanlilenglengdezhushizhexiangtazoulai“xiannv”，shenzhiyanzhongdehenyiyebianchengyizhongjingya。
jiangjuekanlekanhunshenshishang，chuanzhepolandexiaohanli，xinzhongfanqiyisilianmin，“xiuxianshijie，haizhenshishikedouguanchezheruorouqiangshi，ruguozijimeiyouxitonghua，yizijixianzaiderongmaoshenzhibiyanqiandexiaonanhaihaiyaocan。”
dunxiashen，youxiexintengderoulerou，xiaohanlitoushangdesuifa，kezaijiangjueshouluoxiadeshihou，xiaohanlixiayishidebishangleyanjing。
“mei.......meishide......”jiangjuedunganyusai，anweidehuaduzaihoulonglishuobuchulai，xieyankanxiangzhanzaiyipangdeshaonian，wudaozongshideqixidouranbaofa。
“滚！”
wudaozongshisuiruo，danqueshifanrendedingdian，jiulianneixiechengnianrendoudikangbuzhu，gengbieshuoneixieshaonianrenle。
shunjianneixieshaonianbeihedesisanertao。
jiangjueningshizherenwushijian，jinshengyifenzhong，zhuantoukanxiangxiaohanli，qingshengxunwendao：“haizi，nikeyuanbaiwoweishi？”
xiaohanlichuishoubuyu，xiaoxiaodeshenquqiaoranxianghounuodong，yujiangjuebaochijuli。jiangjuecongtaxiweideyaotoudongzuozhong，dongxiletadejujuezhiyi。
jiangjueneizhanghaokandelianshang，fuxianchuyimokusedexiaorong，“shibailema？”
“yeba，shiyunbuji。”
“jibianmeiyoulexitong，pingjiewudaozongshidexiuwei，liyingyenengzaifanshianranduri。”
“只是.....”
“weihexinzhonghuiyouyisibuganni.......”
“mingmingchuanyuezhixiuzhenzhijie，quewuyuantiyanyujianfeixing，aoyoutiandidehaoqing。”
jiangjuexianglaisuiyueran，dezhiwoxing，shizhiwoming。
“wei，xiaopihai，woyoubuchiren，liwozheimeyuanganshen？”jiangjuemeihaoqidexianghanlizhaolezhaoshou，“zaizoujibu，liwojindian。”
xiaohanlidizhetou，qieqiedichaojiangjuenuobu。
kanzhexiangtaxilaideshuangshou，xiaohanlibennengdiyongshouhuzhuzishenyaohai，raner，yuqizhongdeaidabingweijianglin。
quedenglaile.......
“xiaopihaijiushixiaopihai，wojiuleniyijuxiexiedoumeiyou。”zheici，jiangjueshuangshouyonglidiroulejixiaxiaohanlidetoufa，quanranmeiyoulediyicidewenrou。
“气死我了。”
cikedexiaohanliyouruyigewanou，beijiangjuesiyibainong，yuanbenroushundeheifabeijiangjuebainongchengjiguandemoyang。
“噗！”
kanzhecishixiaohanli，jiangjueyishijianmeiyourenzhuxiaolechulai，xitongjijiangliqudeshanggan，yebeixiaohanlicishiqitedezaoxingchongdanlebushao。
xiaohanlidelianzhangdetonghong，tashenshouxiangyaozhenglizijidetoufa，quezenmeyewufazhenglihao。
jiangjuejianzhuang，xiaoshengyufaxiangliangle。
“zheishinidedongxiba。”jiangjuetaochuzailushangjiandaodexiaolvping，bangxiaohanlililelitoufa，wenxiaodao，“jiranshinizuizhongyaodedongxi，neiniyihouyidingyaobaohuhaoe~”
xiaohanlilenglengdeshuangshouwozhuxiaolvping，duishangjiangjueneishuangqiushuihanmoudeyanjing，yishijianchile。
光！
好耀眼的光！
好温暖的光！
shentinuannuande.......
“xiaopihai，yihouyidingyaohaohaodehuoxiaqu，jinhouruguoyushangdabuyingdeduishou，jidexianpaoe........”
zheijuhua，yourutihuguandingyiban，hanlinannandao：“yushang.......dabuyingdediren，jide.......yaoxianpao？”
“对呀！”
“大道至简。”
“woweizhuang......”
“壮则有变！”
“师尊，我悟了！”
“师尊？”
daixiaohanlihuiguoshenlai，jiangjuedeshenyingzaoyixiaoshizaihuilangjintou，taneixiaoxiaodeshenqujimangzhuilechuqu。
jiangjuekanzherenwushijianyidiandiandeliushi，buyoudeduiweilaiganshoudaoyigukongju。
“meilexitong，wozhendenengzaizheicankudexiuzhenshijiehuoxiaquma？”
“ai.......”
0：05，0：0.4，0：3.......
yidaoqichuanyuyushenying，lianmangpaolechulai，chaozheyuanfanghuhuandao：
“师尊！！！！！”
“叮！”
“任务完成。”
“jianglichujishanmenyizuo。”
“jiancedaosuzhushoutujinsetianmingzhujiao，jianglikongxuanyisishenyuan。”
jiangjuetingdaoneishenghuhan，shenziweiweiyizhen，huanhuanzhuanshen。xiaohanliyiluxiaopaodaojiangjuegenqian，xiaolianbiedetonghong，chaozhejiangjuemengmengkelejixiatou。
xiaohanlitaiqitou，yanzhongmanshijianding，“chengmengshizunbuqi，congjinwanghou，dizidingdangzhuisuizuoyou，hushizunzhouquan。”
jiangjuekanzheyanqianyilianchichengdexiaohanli，xinzhongfanqiyisinuanyi，qingqingfuqixiaohanli，“qilaiba，jiruwomenxia，bianyaokekuxiuxing。”
“youaitongmen，zunshizhongdao。”
“jinri，nibianweidaozongdashixiong。”
“是！师尊！”
.......
“gouxitong，nizenmeyouhuole？”jiangjuefenfendao。
“e^hei！”(•̀ᴗ•)̑̑
“jiwolaoshidian！”ヽ(`д´*)ノ“shuoshuoba，daodishizenmehuishi。”
xitongdurangdao：“woyehenyuanya，zaijiashuidehaohaode，turanbeilaqilaidinggang，yibanyaowanchengxinshourenwu，cainengconglinshigongzhuanchengzhengshide。”
“yaoshi，lianxinshourenwudouwanchengbule，woneiyaoyaowuqidekpi，daodiheshicainengwancheng。”
“(;¬_¬)。”jiangjue。
“baobao，bieshengqile，tongziwoyaconggebixitongneilishunzouleyijianhenniubidedongxi，dengnijianlilediyizuoshanmen，wojiujini。”(づ◕‿◕)づ
“heng，zheicaichabuduoma！”dedaoxitongbuchang，jiangjuemanxinhuanxidilenghengyisheng，lianshangzhanfangchuruchunhuabancanlandexiaorong。
yizhianjingdibeizhegexiaoqiaozhukuang、momodigenzaijiangjueshenhoudehanli，tingdaozijiashizunxiaoshenghou，xinzhongbuyoudeshengqiyisihaoqi。
xiaohanlikuaizoujibu，raodaojiangjueshenqianxiangkanqingchuxie。
daikanqingjiangjueneiruhuaxiaoyezhishi，xiaohanlizhenggerenxiangshibeishiledingshenzhouyibanjiangzaileyuandi。
zhijianjiangjuemeiyanwanwan，mouruoxingchenshanshuo，neibaixidemianpangzaiyangguangdeyingzhaoxiasisanfazherouhedeguang，zuijiaodexiaoyirutongchunfengfuguohumianfanqidelianyi，yiquanquandangyangjinrendexinli。
xiaohanlizhiganjuezijidexinfangfobeiyizhiwuxingdeshoujinjinjiuzhu，huxidoubiandejicuqilai。
congweijianguorucimeilizhiren，jiusuanzhiqianzaicunzilijiandaodeguniangyuzijishizunxiangbijianzhishiyinghuozhiyuhaoyue。
zhanglezhangzui，quefaxianhoulongxiangshibeiduzhuleyiyang，banshangtubuchuyigezi。
jiangjuechajuedaoxiaohanlideyiyang，shenshouzaitamianqianhuanglehuang，yihuodao：“xiaolizi，nizheishizenmele？”
xiaohanlizheicaihuiguoshenlai，lianyixiazizhangdetonghong，jiejiebabadishuodao：“shizun......womenhaiyaozouhaojiu.......caidaozongmen......”
shuowanbiandixiatouqu，buganzaikanjiangjue，erduojianhongdekuaiyaodichuxuelai，haipazijidanibudaodexiangfabeishizunzhixiao。
“qiguai，zheihaizizenmezheimerongyihaixiuni。”jiangjuemolemohaokandexiabahuyidao。
“yihouyushanghuainvrenle，gaizenmeban？“
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