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精彩章节

manmenbeizhanneitian，woguizainidili，kanzhejianzhantaishangneigebeichengwei「huoyanwang」denanren。xuanjingsizhihuishi，

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shouhaianzaita**shang。ta……taxingle？wolianhuxidoutingle，lenghanshunjianshitoulehoubei。guolehaoyihuier，

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liangundaipaditaochulefangjian。xinzangkuangtiaobuzhi，fenbuqingshiyinweikongju，haishiyinweineigaisidezuzhou。

2wojiaoshenyue，yuanshihubushilangshenqingyuandedunv。sangeyueqian，fuqinbeizhitanmo，yidaoshengzhixialai，

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woyongyuanwangbuleneitian，tachuanzheyishenfeiyufu，zhanzaijianzhantaishang，mianwubiaoqingdirengxialingpai。“shichendao，

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guzhangyeneishuangruilideyanjingsisidingzhewo，wenwo：“nineizhizangshou，monaerni？

”3youlediyicidejingyan，dierci、disancijiumeineimenanle。renwumubiaoqianqibaiguai。

qingfuqihouyaosancun”、“miaomoqifujiwenli”、“zhangliangqixiaotuizhangdu”……**zheneibao“zuishenxian”，

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wojianjianfangxiaxinlai，danziyedaleqilai。zhishi，wozongjuedefuliderenkanwodeyanshenyuelaiyueguai。

“nikanneigeshenyue，yitiandaowanhunbushoushede。”“kebushi，qianliangtianwoqinyankanjian，

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”“zhenshilaihamaxiangchitianerou，yebukankanzijishenmedexing。”wobaikoumobian，zhinengmaitouganhuo。zheitian，

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yingzisashuang，kanwodeyanshenquedaizhehaobuyanshideqingmie。“tingshuo，niduizhihuishidarenyoufeifenzhixiang？

”wolianmangguixia：“nubibugan。”“bugan？”talengxiaoyisheng，yijiaochuaifanwoshenpangdeshuipen，

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yankanshichenyuelaiyuewan，xinkoudejiaotongyoukaishifazuo。zaibudongshou，wojiuhuisi。woxinyiheng，

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wozhinengjixuzhuangfengmaisha，shuozijishoulejiaporenwangde**，dele“lihunzheng”，

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womenzaiyizhanluojiao。taqujianledangdideguanyuan，huilaishi，shenshangdailejifenjiuqi。takaozaimachederuantashang，

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zuichunhenbo，daizhejiudeqixi。wobishangyan，huochuqule，benzhuodiwenleshangqu。tadezuichunhenruan，

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wolangbeidisuozaimachejiaoluo，jingkongdikanzheta。taquezhishifanlegeshen，jixu“hunshui”，

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zhishizaikanwodeshihou，yanshenzonghuiruoyousiwudipiaoguowodezuichun。wobeitakandexinlifamao，

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zhinenghubianluanzao：“shuole！woshuowomengjianzijiqinleyitouzhu，neizhuzuihaitingruande！”huayingangluo，

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wosuiranhenta，danyezhidao，zheianzibeihouqianchezhechaozhongshili，shaoyoubushen，tayehuiyouweixian。

zheitianwanshangderenwu，shi“yongbaoyizhengwan”。wokanzhetapibeideshuiyan，xinliwuweizachen。

wozhaoliyongjiubataguandao，ranhouqiaoqiaotangzaitashenbian，xiaoxinyiyidicongbeihoubaozhuta。tadehoubeihenkuankuo，

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diertian，woshibeiyizhenwenredehuxinongxingde。wozhengkaiyan，jiuduishangleyishuangshensuirutandemouzi。

guzhangyexingle。erwo，zhengxiangyizhibazhuayuyiyang，shoujiaobingyongdichanzaitashenshang。womendelianlidehenjin，

jindaowonengkanqingtayanlidewo，jinghuangshicuo。“shenyue，”tashengyinshaya，daizhegangshuixingdeyonglan，

“nizheiyoushishenmebing？”7wohedeliangundaipadicongtashenshangxialai，guizaidishangketourudaosuan。

“darenshuzui！nubi……nubimengyoule！”“mengyou？”tatiaomei，manyouyoudizuoqishen，yishanyouxielingluan，

luchujieshidexiongtang，“mengyoudaowochuangshanglaile？”“shi……shinubidelihunzhengyoufanle！”wojizhongshengzhi，

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qiudarenbuyaogenyigefengzijijiao！”tadingzhewokanlehenjiu，jiudaowoyiweitayaoyizhangpaisiwo。zuihou，

taquezhishitanlekouqi。“qilaiba。”wobugandong。“yihou，shuitashang。”tazhilezhichuangbianderuanta。

wolengzhule。tazheishi……yunxuwoshuizaitafanglile？congneiyihou，wobianguangmingzhengdadishuizailetadewofang。

suiranzhishiyigeruanta，danyeshengqulewoyeyefanchuangdemafan。zhishi，meidangwuyemenghui，

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kezheihenyili，sihuyouchanzalexiebiededongxi。8anzichadaoleguanjianshike，guzhangyequezaodaoleansha。

yiqunheiyirenshenyelaixi，zhaozhaozhiming。xuanjingsidehuweisuiranpinsidikang，danduifangrenduoshizhong。hunluanzhong，

yizhicuiledudejianshi，chaozheguzhangyedehouxinshequ。wodangshilitazuijin，jihushixiayishidi，

wopuleguoqu，dangzailetadeshenqian。lijianchuantouwodejianjiagu，jutongshunjianxijuanquanshen。woyanqianyihei，

daolexiaqu。shiquyishiqian，wokandaoguzhangyeneizhangxianglailengmodelianshang，diyiciluchulejinghuangshicuodebiaoqing。

tabaozhewo，shengyindouzaizhandou。“shenyue！shenyue！”9woxinglaishi，faxianzijitangzairouruandechuangshang。

guzhangyejiuzuozaichuangbian，yanjinglibumanlexuesi，xiabashangyemaochuleqingsedehucha，xiandeyouxieqiaocui。