马桶上的外星总统飞猪不飞-著

小说简介

youzuozhefeizhubufeixiedexiaoshuomatongshangdewaixingzongtong，zhujiaoshiaerfazhangminglinyi，youyizhongxiangyizhikanxiaqudechongdong，xiamianjiujigeweijieshaoyixia。aerfa-7kuaisuyunsuan："zaishoujinideshengwutezheng...zaogao！tamenzhaodaonide..."huamianzhong，namijiqirenqunpuxianglezhangmingchuangtoudeyiluomanhuashu。……

精彩章节

"woyaoqiupeibeijiangluosan！"zhangmingsisizhuazhushiyanshimenkuang，"haiyouyuhangfu！haiyou...neigefeichuanyoucesuoma？"

aerfa-7detouyingbianchengmatongxingzhuang："putongxingfeichuancaiyongliutixunhuanxitong，lilunshangzhenggechuancangdoushi..."

"goule！"zhangmingdaduandao，"woningyuanzaizuoyiciliangzimatonggai！"

zhoujiaoshouzhengzaijianchawaijiaowenjian："genjuxingjigongyue，womenxuyaozhunbeisanfenliwu：daibiaowenmingde，daibiaokejide，he..."tazhoumeikanzheqingdan，"daibiaotunbuquxiande？"

linyituiletuiyanjing："zuihouneigekeyishenglve。"tazhengzaidiaoshiyigejinshuxiang，"wozhunbeilegailiangbanhai-3nenglianghexin，yinggaifuhewaijiaobiaozhun。"

turan，aerfa-7detouyingjulieshanshuo："jingbao！jiancedaoyichangkongjianbodong！"quanxihuamianqiehuandaojindiguidao，xianshiyisouheisesuoxingfeichuanzhengcongyueqiubeimianhuachu，"shiaikesuodezhuishazhe！tamenweizhuangchengyunshidaijiancezhan！"

"tamenzenmezhaodaozheilide？"zhoujiaoshoulijiqidonganquanxieyi。

aerfa-7kuaisufenxishuju："yinggaishizhuizongshouweizhexitongdenengliangbaofa...dengdeng！"taturanzhuanxiangzhangming，"nidetunbuhaizaifasheweiliangtezhengxinhao！"

"shenme？！"zhangmingtiaoqilai，"nibushishuozhuoshangyijingzhihaolema？"

"biaopizuzhihuifule，danliangzigongzhenhenji..."linyidejianceyifachudidisheng，"zhishaohaiyao72xiaoshicainengwanquanxiaosan。"

quanxihuamianzhong，heisefeichuankaishishifangshugexiaoxingtanceqi。aerfa-7fangdatuxiang："shinamijiqirenjiqun！anzhaozheigesudu，12fenzhonghoujiuhuidaodadaqiceng！"

zhoujiaoshoulijibotongguoanzhuanxian："qidong'matongquan'fangyuyuan！"

"dengdeng，shenmematongquan？"zhangmingyilianmangran。

linyiyijingdakaishiyanshiange，quchusangezaoxingqitedetoukui："jiyushouweizhejishugaizaodeliangziganraoqi。"tadijizhangmingyige，"daishang，nengpingbinide...e...xinhaoyuan。"

zhangminggangdaishangtoukui，zhenggeshiyanshituranjuliezhendong。jingbaoshengzhong，aerfa-7dahan："tamenjiasule！namijiqirentupolejindifangyuwang！"

"bukeneng！"zhoujiaoshouchakanshuju，"womendeweixingzhenlie..."

"shimeituanwurenjiqun！"linyidiaochujiankonghuamian，"zhuishazheheirulewaimaipeisongxitong，liyongwurenjizuoweitiaoban！"

zhangmingkanzhepingmushangmimimamadewurenji，turanlingguangyishan："aerfa-7，ninengfanxiangkongzhizheixiewurenjima？"

"xuyaojierudian..."aerfa-7detouyingzhuanxiangliangzimatonggai，"danjulitaiyuan..."

"yongzheige！"zhangmingjuqishouji，"woganggengxinlemeituanapp！"

sanfenzhonghou，yichangshiwuqianlidewaimaiwurenjidazhanzaibeijingshangkongzhankai。aerfa-7tongguozhangmingdeshoujiruqinxitong，caokongshubaijiazhuangzaimalatangdewurenjiyingzhannamijiqiren。

"zuobianneiduifanghuajiaoyou！"zhangmingdingzhezhankuangzhibo，"youbianyongsuanlafentangliaopotamen！"

linyijingyadikanzheshuju："juranyouxiao...namijiqirenderunhuaxitonghuibeiyouzhiwuran..."

turan，yijiawurenjichuanhuitexiehuamian：namijiqirenzhengzaizhongzu，xingchenggejudaderenxing。

"shiaikesuode**ai！"aerfa-7jinggaodao，"tazaishiyinggongjimoshi！"

renxingjiqirenturanzhangkaishuangbei，shifangchudiancimaichong。dapianwurenjishiqukongzhizhuiluo，shengxiadekaishibushoukongzhidihuxiangzhuangji。

"qiehuanfangan！"zhoujiaoshouxialing，"qidong'matongsai'！"

dimianzhendongzhong，gugongfangxiangshengqishushidaoshuizhu。aerfa-7jieshi："jihuolegugongpaishuixitongdeliangzibeifen...xianzaizhenggezijinchengshigejuxingdiancipao！"

yidaolanguangshanguo，namijiqirenzuchengdejuxiangbeijingzhunjizhong。danhaimeidengzhongrenhuanhu，canhaituranhuazuoyinsehongliu，fenchengsanguchaobutongfangxiangtaocuan。

"tamengaibiancelvele！"linyifenxishuju，"yiguwangshiyanshi，yiguwangzhongkeyuan...haiyouyiguwang..."taliansetubian，"wangzhangmingjiaqule！"

zhangmingdeshoujituranxiangqi。shipintonghuahuamianli，yinseyetizhengcongtajiadezhinengmatongyongchu。

"wojiuzhidaobugaimaineikuandaiaide！"zhangmingjuewangdikanzhenamijiqirenkaishisaomiaotadewoshi，"tamenzaiwochuangshangdagunshishenmeyisi？"

aerfa-7kuaisuyunsuan："zaishoujinideshengwutezheng...zaogao！tamenzhaodaonide..."

huamianzhong，namijiqirenqunpuxianglezhangmingchuangtoudeyiluomanhuashu。

"《huoyingrenzhe》dianzangban！"zhangmingcanjiao，"zhushou！neishangmianyouwode..."

"tunbuyahen。"linyituiletuiyanjing，"wanmeideshengwutezhengyangben。"

quanxihuamianxianshi，sangunamijiqirenzhengzaitongbuchuanshushuju。aerfa-7detouyingbianhong："tamenzaixiangmuchuanfasongnidewanzhengliangzitezheng！zheiyangjiusuanpingbitoukuiye..."

huaweishuowan，shiyanshideqiangbituranshenchuyinseyeti。namijiqirenruchaoshuibanyonglai，shunjianfugailezhenggeliangzimatonggai。

"duankailianjie！"zhoujiaoshoudahan，danweishiyiwan。matonggaifachucierdewengming，touyingchugeshenchuanxizhuangdenanziquanxixiang。

"diqiuren。"nanzideshengyindaizhejixiezayin，"jiaochuaerfa-7heneigetunbu，fouze..."

"fouzezenyang？"zhangmingxiayishiwuzhu**。

nanzilengxiaoyisheng，huamianqiehuandaoquanqiugedidematong："fouzewojihuosuoyoushouweizhedezihuichengxu。"tayouyadizhenglilingdai，"xiangxiangyixia，liushiyigematongtongshibaozha..."

aerfa-7turanchahua："jishushangbukeneng，diqiuzhiyousishiyi..."

"bizui！"nanzinuhe，"zongzhi，nimenyou..."takanleyanshoubiao，"zhenghaogoudiangewaimaideshijiankaolv。"

tongxunqieduanhou，shiyanshixianrusiji。zhangmingmanmanzhuanxiangqitaren："suoyixianzai...wode**chenglerenzhi？"

linyiyijingkaishijisuan："genjunengliangshouhengdinglv，ruguonengzaichuanshuwanchengqian..."

"buyongsuanle。"zhoujiaoshoufangxiadianhua，"guoanjupizhunshiyong'zhongjifangan'。"

"shenmezhongjifangan？"zhangmingyouzhongbuxiangdeyugan。

aerfa-7detouyingbianchenggehuojiantubiao："haijidenijujuedengshangdeneisouputongxingfeichuanma？"

chuangwai，judadeshuituanzhuangfeichuanzhenghuanhuanjiangluozaizhongkeyuanguangchang。chuancangkaiqi，zouchugejuzhepaizidewaixingren：【huanyingcanjiatunbuyingjiuxingdong】

zhangmingkankanfeichuan，youkankanzijijiadejiankonghuamian——namijiqirenyijingyongtademanhuashubaichulege"toujiangfouzesipiao"detuan。

"wohenwodeshenghuo。"tanannandao，xiangfeichuanzouqu。