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《mowan？goupi！kaijuyongsuonasongzouxianmen》zuoweihuangyewenrendeyibuduanpianyanqingwen，wenzhangjiegouhenhao，qianyoufubihouyouzhaoying，renwudexingge、xingweihuolinghuoxian，siluxinqi，zhuyaojiangdeshi：neiwojiudangzheigemowan，danwoyaoyongwodefangshi，batamenzhenshideyiqie，doubianchengyichangxiaohua。tamenbushipawoma？bushiyijianwoetoushangzheianhongsedeyinjijiu……

精彩章节

shenglaijiushimowan？bu，shenglaijiushigoupi！zheiguihuawotingleshibanian。

congneigebawoshengzaijitanshangdefengzifuqin，daomeiyigeyongkongjuheyaneyanshenkanwodesuowei“qinren”。

tamenxuyaoyigeguaiwulaizhangxianzijidezhengyi，xuyaoyige“mowan”laiweisuoyoubuxingbeiguo。haoa，

neiwojiudangzheigemowan，danwoyaoyongwodefangshi，batamenzhenshideyiqie，doubianchengyichangxiaohua。

tamenbushipawoma？bushiyijianwoetoushangzheianhongsedeyinjijiusesefadou，

fangfowohuxizhijianjiunengdailaizaihuoma？youqu。jintian，

shiwonei“fengzifuqin”——rujindelinshijiazhu——linxiaotiandewushidashou。xianmenmingliuqiju，xiangruiliaorao，

yipaizhengdaoqixiang。tazaoyiduiwaixuancheng，wozheige“buxiangzhizi”zhengzaibei“qingxi”，

shizeshibeijinzuzaihoushanneijianbumanlefengyindepowuzili。shubuzhiwojielidali，xiexiujinshu—yihundaiti。

zaoyiraoguofengyinchulaile。zhei……doushitamenbiwode！jishiyidao，binkemantang。linxiaotianzhengjuzhebei，

manmianhongguangdishuozhe“chengmenggeweitongdaohouai，linjiayijiangyaochumo、shouhucangshengweijiren……”deguihua。

jiuzaicishi。wo，chuanzheyishenyuzheixiqingfenweigegeburude、xidefabaidejiupaozi，manyouyoudi，

congdadianzhengmenzoulejinqu。chaneijian，xianlejiaranerzhi。suoyoutanxiaosheng、gongweisheng，

xiangbeiyizhiwuxingdeshouqiaduanle。

wushudaomuguang——jingkongde、yanede、nanyizhixinde——shunjiandingzaiwoshenshang。

wonengganjuedaoneixiepingrilidaomaoanrande“qianbei”men，shouyijinganzailefabaoshang，lingqianyong，rulindadi。

gaozuoshangdelinxiaotian，lianshangdexiaorongjiangzhule，wozhejiubeideshouzhiyinweiyonglierfanbai。

tayanshenlishanguoyisijizhidehuangluan，suijibeitaotiandenuhuofugai。dantabunengfazuo，

jintianshitade“darizi”。wowushisuoyounengsharendemuguang，jingzhizoudaodadianzhongyang，

neiliduimanlegefangsonglaideheli——qizhenyibao、lingdanmiaoyao，guanghuacuican。“nizi！nilaizuoshenme！

”linxiaotianjihushiyaozheya，yongchuanyinrumihechiwo，shengyinlidaizheburongzhiyideweiya。wotaiqitou，

duizheta，luchuleyigewubi“chunliang”deweixiao，ranhouyongzaichangsuoyourendounengtingjiandeshengyin，

qingxidishuodao：“fuqindashou，haierqinengbulai？”wodunledun，muguangsaoguoneiduijirushandeheli，

yuqidaizheqiadaohaochude“cankui”。“zhishihaierqingpin，shenwuzhangwu。silaixiangqu，weiyouxianshangyiqu，

weifuqinjizhuweizhuxing，liaobiaoxiaoxin。”budengrenherenfanying，

wocongxiuzilitaochuleyiyangdongxi——bushifabao，bushileqi，ershiyiba……suona。dui，

jiushifanrensangzangjiaqushichuideneizhong，zengguangwaliang，qishengnengchuanyunlieshidehongmusuona。

zaimantangxiushidaizhidemuguangzhong，wojiangsuonacoudaozuibian，shenxiyikouqi，ranhou——“wuliwala——！！！

”yiqujijuxiangtuqixi、liaoliangdaozuyixianfanwudingde《bainiaochaofeng》，

hanranzhaxiangzaizheizhuangyansumudexianjiadadianzhizhong！xianhexingzhuangdexiangruibeijingdesichuluanfei，

zhuangfanledengzhu；jingxinbuzhidejulingzhenfa，beizheihaobujianglideyinbozhendelingqiwenluan，

guanghuamingmiebuding；jiweizhengzaibimuyangshendelaoxiushi，zhijiebeizhendeyikouchapenlechulai，juliekesou。

suoyourendoushale。tamenyuxiangguowokenenghuimoxingdafa，dadachushou，

zhaohuanmowu……tamenzuohaolesuoyouyingdui“mowan”baodongdezhunbei。weidumeixiangguo，wohuiyongyibasuona，

zaitamenzuishensheng、zuizhuangyandechanghe，chuizouchuyiquyucidigegeburu，

shenzhikeyishuoshi“cusu”deminjianlequ。zheibirenhemogongdougengjupohuaili。tacuihuidebushijianzhu，

bushiroushen，ershitamenkuxinjingyingde“timian”。linxiaotiandelianyouhongzhuanqing，youqingzhuanbai，

jingcaidexiangdafanlerangang。tahunshenfadou，zhizhewo，queyigeziyeshuobuchulai。tanengshuoshenme？

shuotadeerzizaiyongsuonaxingcitama？wochuidegengjiamaili，saibangziguzhang，yindiaoyuelaiyuegaokang，

yuelaiyuehuankuai。kanzhetamenxiangzuzhiyouzhaobudaojiekou，xiangfazuoyoubixuweichifengdudebiequyangzi，

woxinliyongqiyiguqiansuoweiyoudekuaiyi。dui，jiushizheiyang。wobushilaihuimienimenderoutide，

woshilaidianwunimendeshenshengde。wobushilaidangbeijuyingxiongde，woshilaidangyichangnaojudedaoyande。huimieshijie？

neiduowuqu。banimenzheixiezixugaoguideshijie，bianchengyigeluoguxuantian、chongmanfengcidedaxiaohua，

zheicaipeideshangwo“mowan”deshenfen，zheicaiduideqinimenkouzaiwotoushangshibaniande——goupi。yiquzhongle，

yuyinhaizailiangjianliaorao。wofangxiasuona，duizhesijidedadian，zaiciluchuyigecanlandexiaorong：“fuqin，

zheiqu《bainiaochaofeng》，ninhaixihuanma？zhunin，furudonghai，shoubinanshan。”woshuodezhenchengwubi，

fangfozhenshigelaijinxiaodeguaierzi。dansuoyourendouzhidao，zheichangshouyan，liantonglinjianaizhizhenggexianmendelianmian，

yijingbeiwozheibasuona，chuideqilingbaluo。erwozhidao，zhei，jinjinshigekaishi。wode“mowan”zhilu，

zhudingyaotazhetamendexiaohuaqianxing。cikelinxiaotianbiehonglelian，

tadezhangxinkaishiningjuyiguqiangdadeqiliu……“qirentaishen！”shuozhe，yiguqiangdadechongjibobianchaowoxilai，

turanyigeshenyingdangzailewodemianqian！dianguanghuoshijian，zheigenvhaijiutanruanzaiwodehuaili。

taxiangyimowuruxuanxiaodadiandeyueguang，yuzhouzaodejinbihuihuanggegeburu。wozixiyikan，“meimei！？？

”laibujiduoxiang，wolimadianzhutadexuedao，fengzhutajijinbengkuidexinmai。tatanzaiwohuaili，

cangbaidezuichunxidongzhe，qiruoyousi。

……”“diedangshi……jiuyao……keniang……niangta……weileni……”yizhenjuliedekesoudaduanletadehua，

xianxuebuduancongtazuijiaoyichu。tahuanlehaoyihuier，yongjinzuihouliqi，zhuazhuwodeyixiu，

yanshenliyouyizhongjiqiedeguang：“suoyiwo……wobuxin！zuihou……zhidao……”huaweishuowan，

neidianguangximiele，tadeshouwulidichuilexiaqu。wohuaibaozhemeimeiqingpiaopiaodeshenti，

tazuihouneijuhuaxiangyigenshaohongdezhen，zhajinlewoshibanianlaiyongfennuhechaofengzhuqidegaoqiang。

“zhidao……shenme？”woxiayishididiyu，shengyingansedebuxiangzijide。meiyouhuiying，

zhiyoutachunjiaobuduanyichudexianxue，wenredi、canrendijintoulewoxidefabaidejiupao。

dadianlisiyibandejijing。fangcaidesuonayuyunfangfohaizailiangjianzhenzhan，

yucikezheibinsidejingmojiaozhichengyishouzuihuangdandesongzangqu。suoyouxianmenmingliudoujiangzaiyuandi，

kanzhezheiyuanchaotamenxiangxiangdejiazulunlicanju。gaozuozhishang，linxiaotianzhangxinningjudeqiliujiangzhule，

talianshangdefennuninggu，zhuanerhuazuoyizhonggengfuzadedongxi——bushiduinvershoushangdexintong，

ershiyizhong……yinmoubeichuochuandejinghuang？tasisidingzhewohuailidemeimei，jihushilishenghedao：“qingyao！

huyanluanyushenme！nizi，nidaodishileshenmexiegong！”xiegong？wohaimeiyoufagongjiushuowoshixiegong，

wozhishichuizousuonaeryi！yigucongweiyouguodeqingxu，bingzhuiyiyangcichuanlewodewuzangliufu。bushifennu，

bushihen，neitaishuxile。zheishiyizhonggengshenchen、gengbinglengdedongxi——shayi。wohuanhuantaiqitou，

muguangyueguohuaizhongqixiweiruodemeimei，zhizhidingzailinxiaotianlianshang。

wolianshangneiwanshibugongde“chunliang”xiaorongxiaoshile，querdaizhide，shiyipiansishuibandepingjing。“lindajiazhu，

”wodeshengyinbugao，queqingxidichuanbiandadianmeiyigejiaoluo，daizheyizhongjinhucanrendelengjing，

“nishizaipatashuochushenmema？”linxiaotianliansezhoubian：“nizi！ni……”“wo？”woqingqingdaduanta，

fangfopajingraolehuaizhongderen，“wozhishigelaijinxiaode‘mowan’a。fuqin，ningangcaineiyizhang，

shidasuanqinglimenhu，lianzheige‘dongshi’denveryeyibingqinglidiaoma？”zheijuhuaxiangyikuaijushizajinshuimian，

shunjianjiqilewushuqieqiesiyu。“tianna，linjiazhudashalezijidenver？”“hudushangbushizia！

”“shiweilemiekou？neinvhaidaodizhidaoshenme？”linxiaotianzaineiyipianzhiyihejinghaidemuguangzhong，liansetieqing，

hunshendeqishizaicipansheng，bizhiqiangengjiakongbu：“niezhang！xiuyaozaiciyaoyanhuozhong！

dajiabuyaotingtahuyanluanyutayijingrumole！fangxiaqingyao，shushoujiuqin，wokeliuniyigequanshi！

”“duia，linjieshengxialaijiushimowan，tayidingshishilexinzhi！”“keshi，linqingyao……”“bu，

linzhangmenkeshizanchushizuigongpinggongzhengde，tazenmekenengzhanranxiemoni？yidingshilinjieshileshenmeyaofa！

”“dui，kendingshi，qingchuzongmenxiewu，qingchuzongmenxiewu……”“hahahaha……”woxiaole。

xiaoshengdaizhechaofeng，daizheyigunenggoucigudehanyi，rangzaichangderenwubuhanmaozhili！“zheijiushimingmenzhengpai？

quanshi？wocongshengxialai，jiumeixiangguoyaoshenmequanshi。”woditou，kanzhemeimeicangbairuzhidelian，

taxiukouhualuodeshouwanshang，sihuyouyidaojidande、yuwozhei“mowan”yinjitongyuandeanhongwenluyishanerguo。

niang……ta……yigemohude、beikeyiyiwangdeniantouzaiwonaozhongfengkuangzizhang。womanmanzhanqishen，

jiangmeimeixiaoxinyiyidibeizaishenhou，yonglingqiqingroudituozhu。ranhou，wotaishouzhixianglinxiaotian，

yijitashenhouneidaibiaolinjiawushangrongguangdepaibian。“linxiaotian。”wodiyicizhihuqiming，

shengyinlibudaiyisiqingxu，“zheiyizhang，wojixiale。”“bushijiniyushawozhichou，”woyiziyidun，

rutongxuanshi，“shijini，shangwozhiqinzhihen！”huayinluoxiadeshunjian，

wobuzaiyazhitineineiguyizhizaodongbuandeliliang。“kaca——”fangfomouzhongfengyinchedisuilie。

woetoushangneianhongsede“mowan”yinji，yiqiansuoweiyoudeliangduzhuoshaoqilai，

yanseyouanhongzhuanweiqiyandexuechi！shunjianwoquanshenbianchengleheizise，ranshaoqileyizhenzihuoyan，

fangfocongdiyuzhongchulaiyiyang！heisedemoqibuzaishicongwaijiexina，

ershicongwoshentidemeiyicunxuerouzhongbenyongerchu，rufeitengdemohai，shunjianyanmeiledadiandejinguang。zheiyici，

moqibuzaibaoliwuxu，tamenwenshundiliaoraozaiwohemeimeizhouwei，daizheyizhongjueduidechenfuyushouhu。

xianmenmingliumenjingkonghoutui，fabaodeguangmangzaijingchundemoqimianqiananranshise。linxiaotiantongkongmengsuo，

yanzhongdiyiciluchulezhenzhengde、bujiayanshidekongju：“ni……nijingrannengzhangkongmoqi？！zheibukeneng！

”woganshouzhetineixiongyongde、fangfobenjiushuyuwodeliliang，kanzhetalianshangdekongju，

beizhewozaizheibinglengshijianweiyidewennuan，qingshengshuodao，rutongemodiyu：“nikan，nimenhaipade，

conglaidoubushi‘mowan’benshen。”“nimenhaipade，shiyigebuzaishounimenkongzhide‘xiaohua’。

”“erxianzai，zheigexiaohua……”woyuyaobaofa，kekandaozongmenwudazhanglaoyiranjiezhen，

lingqirulaolongbanxiangwoyalai。huanghujian，woganshoudaobeihoumeimeiweibukechadeyisiqixi。yingpengying，

shisiwusheng。wosile，zheishayatouyejuewuhuolu。buxing，zheibizhai，dehuozhecainenglianbendailiditaohuilai！

xiayike，wozhoushendeziyanmoqimengranxiangneiyishou，huazuoyidaojianbukecuidepingzhanghuzhuwoyumeimei。

zaiwudazhanglaodegongjijijianglintideshunjian，woduizhegaozuoshangmianludesedelinxiaotian，

zaiciluchuleneigetashuxide、chongmanchaofengdexiaorong。“lindajiazhu，jinrizheishouli，kanlaininshibutaimanyi。

”wodeshengyintouguomoqi，qingxidichuanbiandadian：“wufang，xiaci——wojininchui《dachubin》！

”huayinweiluo，woshenyingmengdizhakai，huazuomantianyaqun，guoxiezhemeimei，zaizhongrenjinghaidezhushixia，

rutongguimeibanchuantoudadiandelingguanghubi，xiaoshidewuyingwuzong。kongzhongzhiliuxiayipianhuanhuanpiaoluodeheiseyayu，

heyijuyingraozaimeigerenerbiandediyu：“qingyaoruosi，woyaonilinjiaquanzu……jitachuisuonasongxing。

”zhishengxiashenhoubengtadeshouyan，suiliedetimian，heyigebeichedidianrande、xijuantianxiadedaohuosuo。

wode“mowan”zhilu，congzheiyikeqi，buzaishiweilezhizaoxiaohua。ershiweile，taohuiyibixuezhai，

hetanxunyige“zhidao……”zhihoudezhenxiang。“zongzhu，buzhuima？”“bu，wanyitashanghaidaoqingyaozaban？

”zheiyikelinxiaotianquexiandeshifenzixin！yiqiefangfodouzaizhangkongzhizhong。wozhidaoshanxiayouge“quedeshenyi”，

yishutongshen，quexinshubuzheng。duixunchangbaixing，taxiaobingtuochengdabing，

haomanmanzhagantamendejiadi；duiguanshenlaoye，taqueyaodaobingchu，zhiweipanfuquangui。yezhengyinruci，

tadeshenyiminghaosuibuxianyushijing，quezaiquanguiquanziliyingdehen。jintian，wobianyaodaiyaoerqu“jianshi”yixia。

neijianguazhe“huatuozaishi”bianedehaohuamaocaofangjinbizhemen，

limianyinyuechuanlainvzidechuoqiheyigebunaifandelaozheshengyin。“peng！”woyijiaochuaikailemen，suimusijian。

“doushuole，nizheibinggenshendigu，yaochixuzhiliao！meiqian？quqianzhuangjieyinziqiana！genlaofunaoyoushenmeyong？

”yigeganshoudelaotoutouyebuhuidimadao。“laoshenyi，”wodeshengyinlengdexiangbing，“zhishang。

”laotoumengdihuitou，kanjianwozhoushenweisandemoqiyijibeishangqixiyanyandemeimei，

hunzhuodeyanjinglishanguoyisijingmingdesuanji。tacuozheshou，baichuweinandejiazi：“aiyo，zheiweikeguan，

ninyekandaole，laofuzhengmangdehenna。jiusuantiandadeshi，yedejianggexianlaihoudao……”wolandegentafeihua，

zhijian“pu”dicuanqiyicuyouzisedemoyan。“zhitahuo，nihuo。”wodemuguangsaoguotaneijianbaobeimaocaofang，

“buzhi，huozhezhibuhao，niheta，liantongnizheiheidian，yiqishanglu。”laotoudejuaoshunjianbengta，

lianseshabai，“putong”yishengruandaozaidi。“zhi！zhi！daxiaraoming！laofuzheijiuzhi！zheijiuzhi！

”“hengerenhaideerenzhi！”taliangundaipadiguolai，shougangdashangmeimeidewanmai，liansezhouranjubian，

xiangshimodaoleshaohongdeluotie，mengdisuohuishou，shengyindoubianlediao：“tian……tianmoshixinzhou？！

ta、tazenmehuizhongzheizhongshanggumozhou？！”“shenme？shanggumozhou！”“meicuo！tademaixiangjiqihunluan，