
zhurengongjiaoxiaxizimolindexiaoshuojiao《moyedejiaoqitianyousa》,tadezuozheshilongsanyesuobianxiedehaomenzongcaifenggedexiaoshuo,wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie,wenbijijia,shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu:yixuetiancaixiaxizizhongshengle,chuanzaidiesiniangbuyaodegunvshenshang。yichangtijia,jiajilejingdoumoshitianzhijiaozimolin。zineiyihou……“woqizicongxiangxialaide,shenmedoubudong,duobaorong。“yichangwuhui,youyadewuzi,yueerdeqinsheng,rangxiaxizichengweiquanchangjiaodian。zheijiushitashuodeshenmedoubudong?“woqizichuzhongbiye,meiyouyijizhizhang,zhinengxianlaiwushihuadianxiaoqian。”xiaxizizhanzaijingtouqianjieshouzhongyuanzhangbanfajiangzhuang。zheijiushitasuoshuodechuzhongbiye?“woqizimeiyouaihao。”houlaizhongrenfaxian,xiaxizibingbushimeiyouaihao,ershitadeaihaofeichangrensuonengzuodao。dangyicengyicengmajiabakai,zhongrenzhenjing,tamenyanzhongdecunguyeyatouqishishiyinzangdalao?!majiahaiyigebiyigeniubai……kandaowaijiedepingjia,molinyilianweiqudelouzhexiaxizi,“weishenmewoshuodehuatamenbuxin?”xiaxiziwenroudepailepaitadetou,“tamenbuxin,woxin。”...
xiaxizilenglengdekanlemolinyiyan,“xiacizaiganqingbowo,feileni!”ditoukanleyiyan。
yanzhongdehenyi,rangmolinganjuexiamianyizhenhanqi。
beihoumaochulenghan,yebuzhidaoshitengdehaishibeitadehuahede。
xiaxizishoushidongxilikai。
zhiyuchuzhenfei,tayaoshiganbuji,xiacirangtachangchangbaibeiqianbeitengtong。
molinjiantajiuzheimezoule,zhejidao:“xiaxiaojie,wozenmeban?”
xiaxizimeilita,zaimenkouyudaochenxiaoyi,zhijiedakaishoukuanerweima,“sanwan,jiqian?”
chenxiaoyikanzheyanqiandeerweima,lengleyixia,“bushiwuqianma?”
xiaxiziyilianbunaidao:“jibuji?”
jiantashengqi,chenxiaoyiyebuganbuji,bijinglaodahaidekaota,ganjintaochushoujifukuan,“haole,xiaci……”
huahaimeishuowan,xiaxizimanshennuhuodelikai。
chenxiaoyizhualezhuatou,gaobudongtashengshenmeqi。jinlexiuxishi,kandaozhanzaiyushiliyidongbudongdelaoda,hedeganjinpaoguoqu。
“laoda,nizheishizenmehuishi?”
molintongdeyaozheyagendao:“bayinzhenbale。”
chenxiaoyizheicaifaxian,tashenshangyoulianggenyinzhen,ganjinbaxialai。
tengtongxiaoshi,shentinengdong,molinhuodongyixiashenzi,yanzhongmeiyourenhebuyue,“tani?”
zhidaotawendeshishei,chenxiaoyishuodao:“xiaxiaojieyijinglikaile,xiangwoyaosanwanchuzhenfei。”xiangdaotaganggangdechujing,toutoudekanletayiyanhaoqiwendao:“laoda,niyourexiaxiaojiebugaoxingle?”
molinqiaodayixiatadetou,yaoyaqiechidao:“sheirangnijitaqianle!”
chenxiaoyiyilianmengdekanzheta,bumingbaitadeyisi,“xiaxiaojiexiangwoyao,bunengbujia。”
molinweizheyujinchuleyushi,xianqidao:“niqugenwenyanhuanyixia。”
chenxiaoyijingdaizaiyuandi,huiguoshenhou,yukuwuleidao:“laoda,wocuole,xiacijueduibuhuishanzizuozhujixiaxiaojiezhenjin,zaijiwoyicijihui。”
weiwenyanshimolinlingyigezhushou,qianduanshijianbeipaiquheiguozhixingrenwu。
heiguotiaojiankeke,wenyanquleneibianjitian,renheileyiquan。
jiujiumeiyoudengdaomolindehuifu,chenxiaoyizhidaoheiguobixuqule。
xiaxizilikaihailong,zhijielaidaolijia。
jililaoyezishiwanzhen,yijingwanshangshidian,lixiangwenpaisijisongtahuiqu。
xiaxizimeiyoutuiju,zailujiasuozaidexiaoqumenkouxiache,laidaolujiabieshuqiangtou,shenzilinghuopaqiangjinru,laidaofangjianlouxia,panqiangjinlefangjian。
meiyoukaideng,quyushixilezao,zuozaidiannaoqian,xunwenzhentanshishiqingjinzhan。
zhentanshihenkuaihuifu,faleyixieziliaoguolai,fuyan:“shijianguoqutaijiu,zhinengchadaozheixie。”
xiaxizidakaiziliao,xiangpianmohu,yenengkanqingrendezhangxiang,ziliaohenshao,genbenqibudaorenhezuoyong。
huifu:“taishao,meiyong,qushuipingcundiaocha,jingfeiwodajini。”
shuipingcunzhengshiyuanshenshenghuoershiniandedifang。dangniandeshi,shuipingcunderenyinggaizhidaoyixie。
duifangfaleyige‘ok’deshoushiguolai。
xiaxizizhuanleyiwankuaiqianguoqu,heshangdiannaoshangchuangxiuxi。
zheiliangtianlujingshuanghenanjing,meiyouzaichuxiantamianqianzhaocunzaigan。wenshulanyemeiyouzaidailaoshiguolaijianshita。
pingshi,tatoutoumomochumen,lujiawurenfaxian。
zheitian,zhengzaifangjianshuijuedexiaxizibeiwenshulanjiaoxing,lazhetachuanyidaban,butingdefenfuta。
wenshulandingzhudao:“qulemojiayaoyoulimaoyidian,biejilujiadiuren。haiyou,bieshuobujiehundeshi,zheishinimeidexuanze,buguantongbutongyi,mojianijiadingle。”
xiaxizibuxianggentabianjie,miandetayounayuanshenfuqinshuoshi。
jiuzheimezhetenglebangexiaoshi,zaiwenshulandedingzhuxia,xiaxizizuoshanglemojialaijietadeche。
yigexiaoshihou,chezitingzaiyidonglaojiudesancengbieshuqian。
yongrenguolaijixiaxizikaimen,“xiaxiaojie,qing。”
xiaxizijinrubieshu,kuanchangdeketingfangzhehenduogudong,jiulianyongdejiajudoushigudonghongmu。
xiangdaomoshiqiye,kandaoyanqiandeyiqie,youjuedebuxiqi。
zheishi,molaotaitaibeiyongrenfulechulai,kandaoxiaxizi,xiaoxixidedao:“yatou,laile。”
xiaxizizouguoqufuzheta,hanxiaodao:“laofuren,wolaile。”futazuoxia,zaitapangbianzuoxia。
molaotaitaikandaotashoushangdeyuzhuo,hanxiaodediantou,“lujiameiweinanniba?”
“meiyou。”xiaxiziyaotou,haoqiwendao:“nimingzhidaowozhishiyigexiangxiayatou,shilujiazhaolaitijiazhiren,weihehaiduiwozheimekeqi?”
molaotaitaihanxiaodao:“woa,huiyanshizhu,yiyanjiukanchunizheiyatoubupingfan。nisuirancongxiaozaixiangxiazhangda,shenshangquemeiyouyidingdianxiaojiaziqi,nijiwodeganjuebilujianeiyatouhaoduole!”
xiaxiziyouxiewuyu,jiupingganjuepanduanyigeren,taicaolvle。
suirantaqueshitingyouxiu,zheigenjiarenmeiyourenheguanxia!
“laofuren,woxianzaicaiershiyisui,zhendebuxiangjiaren。”xiaxizikanzheshouwanshangdeyuzhuo,youxiewunaidao:“zheiyuzhuowohuixiangbanfanongxialaihaijini。zhiyuhunshi,nikannengbunengquxiao?”
duiyutajuhun,molaotaitaimeiyoushengqi,yilianyouchoudao:“yatou,shihuagennishuoba?wodesunzizhiyoubannianshijianhuole,jitasuanleming,dashishuotadeguirenzailujia,wocaiqulujiatiqin。”
molaotaitaiwozhexiaxizideshou,pailepai,“qichukandaolujingshuangbingbushihenmanyi,xiangzhetahuoxushidashisuoshuodeguiren,yejiumeiyouxiangneimeduo。jiandaoni,wocaifaxian,dashisuoshuodeguirenjiushini!”
tinglemolaotaitaidejieshi,xiaxiziyanjiaozhichou,zheiliyoutaichele!
“huoxushilujingshuang,bijingtashilujiadenver。”
molaotaitaikendingdeyaotou,“woxiangxinwodezhijue,dashishuoderenjiushinimeicuo!”
haoba,zaichexiaquyemeiyong,xiaxizizhijiedao:“kewoxianzaibuxiangjiehun,yebuxiangyinweizheigeyuanyinjiehun。”
qianshi,tayizhidanshen,daosidoumeiyoutanguolianai。
zheiyishi,bieshuolianai,liangerendoumeijianzhejiutanjiehundeshi,zheijinzhantaikuaile。
molaotaitaitanleyikouqi,“wozheisunzidiebutengniangbuai,shiwoyibashoudaida。tahenyouxiu,youjunqiao,dengnijianguotajiuzhidao,tazhendehenhao!”
molaotaitairangrenbaxiangcenachulai,“woneibuxiaozi,zaialinbiyehoujiubagongsirengjita,quzhuixunziyou。woneierxidaizhealindemeimeizhangniandingjuzaiguowai,henshaohuiguo。woyemeijinianhuo,jiuxiangkandaotajiehunshengzi,lequexinyuan。”
yongrenbaxiangcenaguolai,youhaojiben。
molaotaitaifankaixiangce,xiaozhejieshaodao:“zheishialinxiaoshihou,neishitahenguaiqiaotinghua,youaixiao。buxiangxianzai,hennanzaitalianshangkandaoxiaorong。”
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