梦之离上厕所带纸不拉屎-著

小说简介

zaimengzhilizhong，gongqijunzilingongqishiyiweifuyoumeilihezhihuiderenwu。shangcesuodaizhibulashitongguoqiaomiaodexushujianggongqijunzilingongqidemaoxiangushizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。gongqijunzilingongqizailvtuzhongyudaolegezhonggeyangdetiaozhanyukunjing，dangongqijunzilingongqishizhongbaochizheleguandetaiduheyongwangzhiqiandejingshen。huidaofangjiandewenyutangzaichuangshangkaishifupan，dechujielunzijishangyiciwuyijiulenvzhudaozhizheigeshijiedenvzhumeiyoulai，suoyiwoshibeibutishangqu……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindehuanlehegandong。

精彩章节

“di，di，di”ershibahaochuanghujiao，wenyuhunshentengtongjianjianxiaosan，huanhuanzhengkaishuangyan，manmandeshiyingleqiangguang，yiyuanxiaodushuideweidaogenbaisedetianhuaban，wenyuyishidaozijihuilaile，zhangkou“ma，ma”

menwaiwanglinvshitingdaoshuxideshengyin，feibenlaikantadenver，kandaopanwangleneimejiudenverzhongyuxingle，wangliyeshirenbuzhukuleqilai，zuihoubianchengmunvbaotoutongku，zaiyiyuanzhulejitianhou，yishengjianchawanmeishenmedawentijiurangchuyuanle。

huidaojiadewenyujuedewenxinyoumosheng，“ma，wowenni，wozenmehuizaiyiyuana”

“shinizoudaonigongsimenkouzhongshuyundaoganghaokedaotou，nizhubiansongniqudeyiyuan”

“我的稿子呢”

“zainiwuba，nizhaozhao”

huidaowudewenyubawudingdoukuaifanlehaishimeiyouzhaodao，wuyijiandediankailediannaopingmu，faxianjunzilin，jiangqinglidengdengquanchengledaima，wenyushizheizaicishurujuqing，xianshidehaishiluanma，haimeidengwenyumeizhengqingchuqingkuangni，yanqiandeheiwuyoukaishichuxianle，zheicixuanzhuandebishangcihaiyaolihai。

“**，**，nixingle”wenyudengdaoxuanzhuanguoquzhihoucaizhengkaiyanjing，xiaqiuheqingjuzhigougoudekanzheta，wenyuzuoleqilaiyibalouqitaliang，gaojietaliang

“xiacibuyaoweilewopinleming，wobuzhidang，zhidaomaxiaoyatou”

“**nizaishuoshenmeya，”

“meishi，muqinzaijiama，daiwoquzhaota”

wenyujiandaorongqiuanranwuyang，kuzhebaozhetashuo“niang，nifangxin，zheiciwoyidingyaojiunimen”

rongqiuhuibaozhetashuo“shahaizi，shenmeyaojiuwomen，zuoemengle”

“ng，mengjiannigendiehaiyougegebeiwolianlei，haidenimencansi，ruguowogaibianbule，ninhuiguaiwoma”

rongqiuyongshuangshoupengzhewenyudelianwenroudeshuozhe“ruguoyouneimeyitian，niangbuhuiguainizhihuiguaizijimeiyong，baohubuleni，zhiweinishiniangzheibeizizuizhenguideliwu”

“niang”wenyupuzairongqiudehuailikuleqilai

“haole，haole，niangdaihuiqujinizuoniaihedeyutang，nidiedenghuieryehuihuilai”rongqiuqingpaizhetadehoubeianweizhe。

“niang，nizhenpianxin，yaochishenmedoubujiwozuo，xiaoyuaichishenmenijiuzuoshenme”wenshuoqianbumandedunangdao

“nidouduodale，haigenmeimeizhenglaizhengqu”wenshuoyuepaidawenshuoqiandetou

“hahahaha，haole，haole，chifanba”

wenyukanzhewenxindeyimugengjiaquedingzijiyaogaibianwenjiayijiadejieju。