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精彩章节

laoyaopojinzhangdijiaodao：“dangranshineigeheniyoufuqizhishidenangui！wozhidaotahaimeizou，tajiuzainishenbian！！”

woyaotoushuo：“wobuzhidaozenmejiaotachulai。”

xiayimiao，wodenaodaijiubeibailekaiqu，yiduijianjiandedongxidizailewodebozidadongmaishang！

是那个死老头！

nianjineimeda，zenmeyachihaimeidiaoguang？？

“yatou，nizhidaoshenmeshijiangshima？”laoyaopoyinsensendiweixiedao，“wolaobansiqianzhutuowoyidingyaojiangtalianchengjiangshi，zheiyangtajiunengshishidaidaideshouhuwomenxujiazisunle！nixiangbuxiangbeitayaoyikou，ranhoubiandegentayiyangya？！”

“buxiangbuxiang！”woganjinjiaoqilai。

jiusuanwopingshibuxinxie，danyebushimeikanguojiangshidianying，dianyinglimiandoushizheimeyande，renzhiyaobeijiangshiyaoyikou，henkuaijiuhuibianchengjiangshi！

wocaiershisui，wobuxiangsineimezaoa！

“neijiujiaotachulai！”laoyaoposhuo。

wojiaodao：“neigeshei！nichulaia！shigenanren，nijiubuyaoduoduozangzangla！wozhidaonidadeguotamen，nikuaichulaitongtongkuaikuaidihetamendayichangla！nizaibuchulaiwojiuyaosile！jiuwo！kuaichulaijiuwoa！”

kebuguanwozenmehan，neigesheijiushibuchulai！

wozhinengwunaidikanxianglaoyaopo，youdianqiuraoyiweididuitashuodao：“nikan，neisheigenbenjiubushiwoxiangjiaojiunengjiaochulaide，ayi，nijiuxingxinghao，fangguowoba……”

“neijiubuyaoguaiwole！”

“yi？！”woboziyitong，neijiangshiyajiuyaocichuanwobozile，zheishihou，yigeheiseqiuqiuzhuangdedongxifeileqilai！

是人头！

是死老头的死人头！

keta，haizaijinjinzhuazhewodeshentia。

wohaoxiangku，zheilaotounaodaidoufeile，keshentihaixianggetieguyiyangjinjinzhuazhewodeshenti！baituo，nijiubunenggouzhengchangyidiandaoxiaquma？？

laotoudiaonaodaizheijianshiranglaoyaopobiandewubijingti，tachongwohou：“mashangjiaotachulai！kuai！”

huayinyiluo，woganjuelaotoudeshoudongle，zhuadewogengteng！

怎么会？

tanaodaibuhuiyijingbeigediaolema？shentihaihuidong？

jiuzheimeyimiaozhongyouyudeshike，laotouyouduojialeyidianlidao，tadezhijiayijingkoujinwodepirouli，liuchulelvlvxianxue！

wobuganzaiyouyule，ganjinjiaodao：“wobuhui！ruguowonengbatajiaochulaidehua，tahuibuchulaima？nimeimingbaima？tajiuzaizheili，jiusuannizhuazhewoweixieta，tayezhaoyangkeyibanimendangzuolouyiyibanniesi！”

laoyaoponule：“shasita！”

laotousongkailewo，ranhouqiazhuwodebozi！

kewobingmeiyouganjuetaijiudetongku，yinwei，laotoudeshouduanle！

shouduanle，danhaiqiazaiwobozishang。

neishouyingdehen，wofeilebantiandeliqi，caibalaotoudeshoucongbozishangbailexialai！

zheishiwokandaoxujiamuzilianseyijingbaidekeyigennvshimenyoudeyipinle，zhiqianshiwodanjingshoupa，xianzaishilundaotamendanjingshoupale！

xuyangfuzhetamuqinzuoxia，jingkongdiwen：“ma，jiexialaiwomengaizenmeban？neigeguiyizhidouzaizheili，tayizhibuchulai，womenjiuzhinengyizhibeidongxiaqu，nikuaixiangbanfabitaxianxinga！”

laoyaopojuewangdishuo：“meiyongde，zheigeguidaoxingtaigaoshenle，womenquanjiajiaqilaidoubushitadeduishoua。nibabayijingshigejiangshile，jiangshidaoqiangburu，tahaibushizhaoyangbanibabadangbaicaiqie？qingersihouhuagui，shishenwufalianhua，tajingrannengqushiqingerdeshishenyuwomenyidou，ruobushiwojialejingxue，nineishiniangzizaijianidiedoubibuguoyigewufalianhuadeqingerni！kejianqidaoxingzhigaoshen，yuanzainimawozhishanga！”

xuyanglianlijilalexialai：“douguaini，guoqulianshenmeshi？haishuoguiburujiangshilihai，xianzaini，nikandoukanbudaota，haizenmeda？zaozhidaozheiyang，yiqiannijiuzhuanxinlianguijiuhao，qulianshenmeshini！”

laoyaopozizhilikui，jiubizhezuibushuohuale。

“xianzaiwomengaizenmeban？”xuyangwen。

laoyaopoyaoyaotou，xianranyeshimeilezhuyi。

tadeyanshenpiaodaolewodeshenshang，danbingmeiyousuodingwo，kanyangzishihaixiangdawodezhuyi，dankenengyinweilaojiangshichuleduociyiwai，errangtamingbailezheizhaoshimeiyongde，suoyoutayemeiyoujixuduiwodongshoule。

citangliwubijijing，jingdedounengtingdaowomensigehuorendehuxishengle。

等等……

laoyaopohexuyangzuozaiyibian，shushouwuce。

老僵尸被分尸了。

xiaonvshimenmeiyouzhilingjiubuhuidong。

最重要的是——

tamenxianzaibugandongwoa！

谁动我，谁就死！

neixianzaiqibushizuijiadetaopaoshijian？

wokanxuyangmuzidoumeiyoukongzhiwodeyuwangle，yushijiutoutoudichaomenkounuoqu。

jiuzaiwoyiweitamenbuhuiguanwo、woyaodakaimentaochuqudeshihou，xuyangturanfanyingguolaile，yigejianbuzhuazhulewo：“jianren！xiangpao？”

“ayang！”laoyaopojinzhangdijiaoleqilai。

wobennengdifankangxuyang，niudalejixiahou，wogangxiangshuojiuniyeganpengwo？bupagennidieyiyangxiachang？zheishilaoyaopojiaoleqilai：“ayang！zhuazhuta！neiguibusharen！”

what？

womengleyixia，xuyangturanzhuangledanzi，xiashougenghenle，chaowohulejigedaerguang，hudewoshiliangyanmaojinxing，denghuiguoshenlaideshihou，yijingbeixuyangniudaotamuqinmianqianle。

xuyangmuqinjidongdishuo：“neiguilihaishilihai，dantakanyangzishigeshouzhixudegui，tabuhuixianghuorendongshou，buran，jiuniganggangpengneiyatouyixia，zaojiubeiduanshouduanjiaole！”

xuyangwen：“weishenmehuizheiyang？zheishishangnayouguibusharende？”

“zheishishangqueshiyouyizhonggui，shizhentianxiayinxie，queshiwanwanbunenghehuorendongshoude。”

“什么鬼？”

“阴差！”

woxiangqilaile，wenrugequeshichenghuguoneiguiwei“yinlaoye”，nandao“yin”bingbushixing，ershiguanming？wenrugezhaolaideshiyincha？？

kezhaoyinchalaiyoushenmeyongya？wodaoningyuanzhaolaideshiyigeyuanhunligui，nengdanengsha，gaiduohao？xianzaifanershibeilaoyaopokanpolexuanji，weishelibuzaiyou，neiwohaibushizhenbanshangdeyitiaoxianyu？

laoyaoposhuo：“yinjiandecharenxianglaidoushixuanqupinxinggaojie、yihuoshitianzifeifanzhiliu，tamenzhijieshouyongyuyanwangyedediaoling，shiweiyinjianzhixudezhifazhe，suoyibiqixunchangguimeigengxuyaoshouguiju，ruguoneiyinchaduiwomenhuowudongshou，neijiushizhifafanfa，daitouhuaileyanwangyedingxiadeguiju，daoshihoubuyongwomenchushou，yanwangyeyehuishoushita！”