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1.
咖啡厅。
loutizhuanjiaochu,yirengaodelvzhijihujiangzhengzhangzhuozizhelegeyanshi,kanbuqinglibiandekeren,yeziqueshibushidijuliedoudong,fachuxixisusudeshengxiang——
“ai,woshuoninengbunengbieluandong?”
“wenzhuwenzhu,zairenyixia,mashangjiuhao……”
“gebo,gebo,lai,taiyixia,bayifuliaoqilai!”
……
laiwangjingguodekerenwuyibucemu,duishangduifangdeyanshen,youmomodizhuanhuinaodai,yiliannanyiyanyudebiaoqing。
jiangchisanmiaozhong,ranhourourouyanjing,jiazhuangshenmedoumeikanjian,xingxingzoukai。
半个小时后。
yenanshengcongpangbianchouchuzhijin,huluancalexiashou,tiaozhemeimaojiangduimiandenanrenshangxiadaliangyifan,manyidi“ze”leliangsheng,kaishiziwotaozui:“kankankankan!guifushengong,jitiandizhilingqi,riyuezhijinghua,shijiejidashijuzuo!”
zheiboxingronghaizhendeshi……
duimiandenanrenbiaoqinglveweiniuqu,saoletayiyanmeishuohua。
“bushiwochuiniu,yange!”yenanshengbufuqi,chongzhetazhilezhiganggangjingguodekeren,“zheixiaoguohaobuhao,kantamenbiaoqingjiuzhidao,bengguannannvlaoshao,sheichouzhenisheijiudexintiao!”
咦,还挺押韵!
nianjiqingqingzhangdehaokanyejiusuanle,zenmejiuhaizheimeyoucaini?
yenanshengkunaoditanlekouqi,wubisaoqidiliaolebafaxing,renbuzhuyaoaishangzijile。
yuzhiyanxiekaozaishafashang,manlianlengmo。
这不是第一次了。
yulaoyezibaishouqijia,rongmayishengdadebanbiantianxia。
rujinshangleniansui,jiayejinshujiaodaosunzishoushang,zijiyintuijianghuanxiangwannian。
meitianzuidadelequ,jiushiheyibanglaotouerlaotaitaitiaotiaowudadaquan。
zheiduanshijianturanxinxuelaichao,yixinxiangyaosunzizaishenggexiaozaizipeitawanjitian,yesuanshicishengwuhanle。
pianpiantaneiyemasunzibukenlaoshi。
wanbanwunaizhixia,laoyezizhihaozhongchujianghu,fadongguangdadelaonianwuqunti,bianzhengtianxiayingxionghaonv,zhuanzhuyujisunzianpaixiangqinzheijianshiqing。
“hai,xinglea!”yenanshengkanzhetanzaishafashangdejiahuo,bianshoushizhuoshangdedaoju,biancouguoquanchuochuodipailebatadefuji,“jiuninzheishenban,zaijiashangwozheijishu,fangxinba,bieshuoxiaoguniang,jiushiwudasancudecaohanzi,baozhunlaiyigehepaoyige,laiyiduiliuyishuang!”
weilejilaoyezijiaocha,yezhenshinanweitamenle。
yuzhiyanyiditou,yinyuekandaoxiongqianluchulaideshangbayijiao。
tachixiaoyisheng,ranhouwubixianqidiniezhezhuoshangneitiaochongmanbaofahuweidaodedacujinlianzi,yiyaoyahaishiguazailezijibozishang,ranhoumuguangluozaipangbiandemojingshang,biaoqingyouxieniuqu——
“niquedingdaishangzheigebuhuibeidangchengmangren**de?”
“yange,wodeshenmeinihaixinbuguoma?”
yenanshengkanchutadeyouyu,guoduanshangqianqiangxingtitajiahaomojing。
shunjian,nongnongdebaofahuwaijiaxijianchuishamateganjueyingmianpulai。
俞郅琰:“……”
bingbushihenxiangxiangxinnideshenmei。
“bushiwoshuoni!”yenanshengzhudonghulvediaoyuzhiyandexianqi,zhaolaiyigenxueqiesaitashoushang,kaiqilaomazisuisuinianmoshi,“yuyeyeyibanianjile,xiangbaogezhongsunerguofenma?woneixielucyaangelaakekea,nibuxihuanyejiusuanle,yuyeyejinijieshaodezheixiemeizikedoushizhengjingguniang,fubaimaomeidazhangtuide,nirenxinjujue?”
“zheimeduoguniangwohaizhenmeijiannikanshangnayige!yaobushinihaiyoujiangyinzheigemudexiaohuobaner,wodouyaoyiweiniqishianlianwohaoduonianle……”
……
“woyeyejileniduoshaoqian?”yuzhiyanbizheyanjingwen。
“shawanyier?”yenanshengyilianmeng。
“woyeyejileniduoshaoqianrangnilaiquanwo?”yuzhiyantaoletaoerduo,manshibunaifan,“wojinishuangbei,qiunibishangnineichouzuibazi!”
叶南生:“……”
“ayana,wogennishuo……”yenanshenghaixiangzaifanboliangju,yitaiyanduishangduifangdeyanshen,wulewuzuiba,“e。”
几分钟之后。
yuzhiyanqishen,saoleyanzijishoubeishanghuahualvlvdewenshen,mizheyanjingchixiaoyisheng。
他还就不信了。
nagexiaoguniangjianletazheizhongwudasancudeqinglongbaihutangdage,budehedehuarongshisebatuijiupao?!
yenanshengganggangbazhuozishangdelajishoushiganjing,yihuitoupiejianneizhanglengbingbingdelianshangfuxianchuyimoguiyidelengxiao,beishangyiliang,jiejieshishidalegehanzhan。
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