linyouyoujiangchenshiyiweixinhuaizhengyidenianqingzhentan,zaigongziaidiaoyuchuangzuodexiaoshuo《nibuyuwobuyun,bingyouhuzhuxiaozu》zhong,tajiangmianduiyixiliepushuomilidemoushaanjian。fuyouzhihuihedongchalidelinyouyoujiangchenbuduanpojiexiansuo,jieshizhenxiangbeihouyinzangdeyinmou。zheibuxiandaiyanqingxiaoshuojinzhangciji,chongmantuilihexuanyiyuansu,linyouyou:【zhanyou,shuilema?[yueliang]】tameizhiwangnengdedaohuifu,bijingyijingkuaishierdianle,yijiangchenneizhong“laonianren”zuoxi,gujizaodoujinrushendushuimian……bijiangdaijiduzheyixiangbudaodejingxihezhenhan。
ruguogangayouduanwei,linyouyoujuede,taheshenbianzheiwei“bingshanxiansheng”cikeyijingrongdenglezuiqiangwangzhe,bingqiezhengzaidianfengsaibeiquanfuwanjiaweiguan。
zaihushineiju“sheiyebiexianqishei”dezhongjishenpanhou,tahejiangchen,xiangliangtiaobeifenggandexianyu,jiangyingdi、yibuyinuodi,zoujinlesanhaozhenshi。
zhenshibuda,quebeigezhongrentijingluotu、caoyaobiaobenhehouhoudeyixuedianjisaidemanmandangdang。kongqizhongneigunongdehuabukaidezhongyaowei,zaizheilidadaoledingfeng,fangfonengningchengshizhi,hurenyilian。
yiweixufajiebai,daizhelaohuajing,xianfengdaogudelaoyezizhengzuozailihuamuzhuohou,manyouyoudipinzheyibeigouqicha。tajiushichuanshuozhongde“songziguanyin”——sunchengde,sunlao。
sunlaotaiqiyanpi,touguolaohuajingdaliangleyixiayanqianzheidui“jintongyunv”,hunzhuodeyanjinglishanguoyisileran。tazhilezhiduimiandelianggeyuandeng,zhongqishizudikaikou:“zuo。sheixianshuo?”
linyouyouhejiangchenduishiyiyan,youfeikuaidicuokai。sheixianshuo?shuoshenme?shuowomenbushifuqi,zhishipingshuixiangfengde“buyunbuyu”dazi?
jianliangrendoubuzuosheng,sunlao“pa”diyixiajiangchabeidunzaizhuoshang,chuihuzidengyandao:“zenmezhe?laikanbinghaiwanshang‘nihuawocai’le?fuqitongzhen,shiweileranglaotouziwoquanmianlejieqingkuang,yinyangdiaohe,duizhengxiayao!nimenliangzheimebupeihe,binghaixiangbuxiangzhile?”
de,youbeidangchengfuqile。
linyouyoushenxiyikouqi,ganjuezijidetaiyangxuezaitutuzhitiao。tajuedingfangqijieshi,yinweitayugan,renhejieshizaizheiweikanqilaipowei“duduanzhuanxing”delaoyezimianqian,doujiangshicangbaiwulide。
tarenmingbandilakaidengzizuoxia,chechuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong:“dafu,woxianshuoba。wo,duonangluanchaozonghezheng,yuejingbudiao,beiyunsannianwuguo。”
tayanjianyigai,xiwangsuzhansujue。
sunlao“wu”leyisheng,naqiyizhimaobi,kaishizaifanhuangdecaozhishanglongfeifengwu。tayibianxie,yibiantouyebutaidiwen:“shenghuoxiguanzenmeyang?aobuaoye?aibuaichishenglengxinla?yalidabuda?”
“e,dou……zhanyidian。”linyouyouxinxudihuida。
sunlaotingxiabi,taiyankanta,muguangruju:“yidian?wokannizheiqise,ganqiyujie,piweixuhan,hezhishiyidian?nizheimaobing,yibanshitianshengde,yibanjiushizijizuode!”
linyouyoubeixundexianggexiaoxuesheng,daqidoubuganchu。
meixiangdao,sunlaoxunwanta,youjiang“paohuo”duizhunlepangbiandejiangchen:“haiyouni!xiaohuozi,bieyiweinizuozhebushuohuajiumeishile。kannizheinianjiqingqing,yanxiawuqing,miansehuian,yikanjiushishenqikuixu,zongyuguodu!”
“pu——”linyouyouyigemeirenzhu,chadianxiaochusheng。taganjindixiatou,yongshouwuzhuzui,jianbangquezaibushoukongzhidijuliedoudong。
zongyuguodu?zheiweidagekanqilaibitangsenghaisidajiekong,jiuchaba“qingxinguayu”sigezikezailianshanglehaoma!
jiangchenneizhangwannianbingshanlian,cikezhongyuyoulebengliedejixiang。tafulefuyanjing,jingpianhoudeyanshentouchuyisihanjiandejiongpohewunai。tazhanglezhangzui,sihuxiangbianjieshenme,zuihouhaishixuanzebizui,zhishiergenchu,qiaoqiaodifanqileyimohongse。
sunlaoxianranduitamendefanyinghenmanyi,taqingleqingsangzi,kaishiletade“fuqilianhewenzhen”。
“pingshizaijiasheizuofan?”
linyouyou:“……wo。”(suiranyiqianshi,danxianzaidanshenle。)
jiangchen:“……(chenmoshijin)”
“一周几次房事?”
linyouyou:“……”(lianjiabaohong,xiangdangchangqushi。)
jiangchen:“……”(jingpianxiadeyanshenyijingjiebing,zhoushenqiyadidaolingxia。)
“chaobuchaojia?sheixianditou?”
linyouyou:“……”(womengangganghaizaichao,chadiandaqilai,suanma?)
jiangchen:“……”(kaishirenzhensikaoxianzaiqishenlikai,huibuhuibeidangchengyinao。)
zhenggewenzhenguocheng,duiliangrenlaishuo,jianzhishiyichanggongkaichuxing。tamenbeipodangzheyigemosheng“chouren”demian,huidazhegezhonglingrenjiaozhikoudideyinsiwenti。ersunlao,zexiangyigedongxiyiqiededajiazhang,duitamendeshenghuoxiguanhe“fuqimaodun”jinxinglequanfangweide、haobuliuqingdepipan。
linyouyoucongyikaishidexiangxiao,daohoulaidemamu,zaidaozuihoudeshengwukelian。taganjuezijizheibeizidoumeizheimediurenguo。
zhongyu,zheichangmanzhangde“kuxing”jieshule。
sunlaofangxiabi,yishoudazheyigerendemaibo,bimuningshenpianke,ranhouyaotouhuangnaodijichuletashenhuqishendezuizhongzhenduan。
taxianshiduilinyouyoushuo:“nia,jiushidianxingde‘gonghan’。zigongligengebingjiaoside,zhongzisajinquyefabuleya。denuan,dedanuantenuan!”
ranhou,tayouzhuanxiangjiangchen,yongyizhong“wokantouleni”deyanshenkanzheta:“nini,jiushi‘shenxu’。shenzhujing,nizheifadongjidonglibuzu,xiaokedoudouwujingdacai,paobukuai,ziranyejiuzhaobudaomama。debu,dedabutebu!”
shuowan,laoyeziduanqichabei,youyoudiheleyikou,rengxialeyikezhongbangzhadan。
“buguoma,”tapiaolepiaolinyouyou,youpiaolepiaojiangchen,zuijiaoluchuyimogaoshenmocedeweixiao,“nimenliangcouyikuaier,daoyesuanshijuepei。yigehan,yigexu,zhenghaoyigexuyaobuyang,yigexuyaoziyin。huiquhaohaodiaoli,yinyanghubu,zhibudingfufudezheng,jiuchengleni!”
负……负负得正?
linyouyouganjuezijideshijieguanbeishuaxinle。yuanlaibuyunbuyu,hainengzheimejieshi?zheinalishikanbing,zheifenmingshixuanxuepeiduia!
tahejiangchen,nazheliangzhanglongfeifengwudeyaofang,hunhuneedizouchulezhenshi,xianglianggebeichouzoulelinghundemuou。
liangrenyiluwuyan,zhidaozaiquyaochuangkouzaicixiangyu。
yaojishijiangliangdabaoyongniupizhibaohaodezhongyaotuidaotamenmianqian,neinongyude、daizhekuseqixideweidao,shunjianjiangtamenlahuilexianshi。
liangrengezitizheneiyidadai“mingyundeliangyao”,mianmianxiangqu,qifengangadaolejidian。
linyouyoukanzhejiangchenshoulideyaobao,youkankanzijide,zaixiangqigangcaizhenshilineifan“yinyanghubu、fufudezheng”deshenqiyanlun,zhongyu,tazaiyerenbuzhule。
“puhahahahahaha——”
tafuzheyaofangdejutai,xiaodeqianfuhouyang,yanleidoubiaolechulai。
jiangchenbeitazheituruqilaidebaoxiaogaodeyileng,suiji,kanzhetaxiaodehaowuxingxiangdeyangzi,youlianxiangdaogangcaijinglideyiqie,taneijinbengdezuijiao,yeqijibandi,weiweixiangshanggouqileyigejixiaodehudu。suiranzhuanshunjishi,quexiangbingchuanshangliekaideyidaofengxi,touchulejifennuanyi。
“neige……”linyouyouhaoburongyizhizhuxiao,calecayanjiaodeleihua,juedezheimexiaohuayigegangrenshide“bingyou”youdianbuhoudao。taqingleqingsangzi,zhudongdapojiangju:“‘shenxu’dage,zanliangzheisuanbusuanshibudabuxiangshia?”
jiangchenkanzhetaxiaodehongpupudelian,chenmoleliangmiao,ranhoucongkoudailinachushouji,jiesuo,diankaileerweimajiemian。
dongzuoyiqihecheng,meiyouyijufeihua。
linyouyoumiaodong。tayenachushouji,malidisaolema。
“ding”deyisheng,haoyoutianjiachenggong。
takanleyiyanduifangdeweixinming,jiandandaozhiyouyigezimu:j。touxiangshiyipianchunhei。
“wojiaolinyouyou。”tadafangdizibaojiamen。
“jiangchen。”bingshanxianshengzhongyutuchulezijidemingzi,shengyindichen,xiangdatiqindemougeyinjie。
linyouyoukanzheshoujishangneigeheiqiqidetouxiang,youkanlekanyanqianzheigeyibenzhengjingdenanren,wanxindaqi。tafeikuaidijijiangchenshezhileyigebeizhuming:
【绝配肾虚哥】
ranhou,tachaotahuanglehuangshouji,xiaodexiangzhitoulexingdemao:“xingle,‘gonghan’pei‘shenxu’,tianshengyidui。yihou,zanmenjiushitongbingxianglian、tongzhougongjidegemingzhanyoule!weilezaoribaituo‘buyunbuyu’demaozi,yiqijiayouba!”
jiangchenkanzhetalianshangneicanlanyoudaizhejifenjiaoxiadexiaorong,jingpianhoudeyanshensihurouheleyixie。tameiyoushuohua,zhishiqingqingdidianlediantou。
窗外,阳光正好。
lianggebenyinghaowujiaojideren,yinweiyichangwulongbaichude“shesi”jingli,yiyizhongzuiyixiangbudaodefangshi,jiechengletongmeng。
tamendoubuzhidao,zheigekansihuangtangdekaishi,jianghuiruhechedidi,dianfutamenweilaiderensheng。
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