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出门啦。
suyouqingbeisuoyoudeluobutoumenweizaizhongjianzou,liangzhixiaoshoudoubeilianggegegejilaolaodeqianzherenbeihuzaizhongjian,kejianpingrijialidexiongdijiemeimendoushizheimeaihutade。
qushanbianjianchaibuyongchuanguocunzi,congsujiachuquyouzhuanzhizhizoujiukeyididashanjiao,haishitingfangbiande。
congzouchusujiazhihou,suyouqingjiuyizhizaiguanchazheigeshijie,guanchazheigemoshengdedifang。
“xiaoshazi,xiaoshazi,xiaoshazi……”
“kuailaikana,sujiadexiaoshaziyouchulaile。”
“小傻子没死呀。”
“tahaihaoleni,mingkezhendaya。”
bianshang,yiqunluobutouyeconghoutouganshang,jingguosujiadeyichuanluobutoushi,faxianbeihuzaizhongjiandenvwawashi,daganjingya,yibianganluyibianyilun。
suoyi,tajiushineige……xiaoshazi?!
这开局,这人设……
suyouqingmianwubiaoqing:……
henhao,xiaoshazijiuxiaoshazi,zanzouzhe。
“zhenkelian,yebuzhidaoshisheizheimehenduxiashouzheimezhong,yaozasizheimexiaodehaizi。”
“jiushia,xiaoshazishenmeyebudong,sheidexinzheimehen?”
“gangcaitingshuoxiaoshazijiazhengzainaofenjia?!”
“woyetingshuole,haoxiangshiyinweixiaoshazizheiciyoufeilebushaoyiyaoqian,sujiadaerxiheererxijiubuganle,zheibuliyongzheigeyoutounaofenjia。”
“fenjia?!fendechengma?ruandayingnengtongyi?”
“butongyiyedetongyiya,sulaosanyijiaqueshishituoqitaxiongdihoutuile,renjiabieleneimeduonianlecainao,yuqingyuliyeshuodeguoquni。”
“ai,sheishuobushi,zheihaizhenguaibulesujiazheijixiongdi,doushiminga。”
……
suihou,zhiyaosujiadezheiyichuanluobutoujingguodedifang,jihudoushiyipiandeqieqiesiyu,jinguantamendouyiweizijideyinliangkaidaozuixiaole,suyouqingcikeyirantingdeqingqingchuchu,haoxiangtamenjiuzaitaerbianshuohuaside。
xinxiliangyoudiandaya,zheisujiakezhendeshiyidianmimidoumeiyou,fenjiazhengzaijinxingzhongdeshiqingdounengbeirenzhidao,jianzhixiangxianchangzhibo。
buguo,zheifushentidezheigexiaoshazishibeirenjizaside?!xiongshoubujinmeiyouzhaodaohaishigemi?!
suyouqingyibianyilianmumudegenzhexiongdijiemeimenzou,yibianzaixinlipincouchutaxianzaideshenfen。
xiaoshazizheigeshenfenjiutaiwannengle,genbenbuyongtazuoshenmeyanshi,erqietasihuhaoxiangnianjihaihenxiaoba,yigexiaohaizidongshenme?!
renxiaoshizhendexiao,suyouqingditoukanzhezijixiaoshouxiaojiao,zaitaitoukanxiangyipangdegegejiejiemen,yo,tacaiganggangdaorenjiadejianbangni。
“meimei,daihuigenzhegege,jidezhuajingegedeyifu,zhidaoma?”shanjiaodaole,subaochengbufangxinzijidemeimei,yibianbiandedingzhuzijishoulidexiaoren。
yipangyizhilazhemeimeiruanhuhudexiaoshoudesubaoshiganjinshuo:“ge,wohuikanhaomeimeide,sheijiaowozouwodoubuzou。”
zheicitamendemeimeibeirenzaponaodaishi,ganghaoxiongdiliangdoubuzai,yizhiyuzheimeduotiangeliangdexinlidoushifendeneijiu,yincixiongdiliangzaixinlifashi,napahuogandeshaoyidian,yeyaobameimeikanhao。
subaocheng:“laoqi,nijintianderenwujiushikanhaomeimei,qitaderanggelai。”
“ge,wozhidao。”xiongdiliangdachengyizhi。
bianshangmeiyoubiaoqingdesuyouqing:“……”tayaokaolianggexiaodingdianbaohu?!
raner,xiaorendeyijianshibuzhongyaode,genghekuangshianjingrujidexiaoguniang?!
fanzheng,sujiazheimeduoxiongdijiemeichulaijianchaiyebuchasuyouqingyige,lingzhexiaoguniangchumenjiushiweiledaizhetakanzheta,bingbuxuyaosuyouqingbangmangganhuo。
yushi,xiaoguniangsuyouqingjiubeizijideqingeqianzhezaishanbianzou,kanzhejialidegegejiejiemensichujianchai。
“meimei,lai,gegegaosuniya,zheishanlibiankebunengsuibianluanzou,tebieshineilimiandeshenshan,keweixiankekongbule。dachongzhidaobu?haiyouxiongxiazihelangyo,doushichirende,darendoudabuguoni。meimeinikeyaotinghuae,jizhubunengwanglizou,yaoshinibeichidiaole,jiuzaiyejianbudaodienianghegegemenle。”
subaoshiyibianxiaoxinyiyidelazhemeimeideshouzoulu,yibianxiaozuibababadefanfurangmeimeijizhunaxieweixiandedifangbunengqu。
suyouqing:“……”shuodetahaoxiangbutinghuaside。
dachonghexiongxiazi,langyoushenmekepade?neibuguoshixiexiaochongzieryi。
buguo,shenlingdekepafangyuanjibailiderendouzhidao,wurenganjinrushenlingdeshenchu,darenmendouzhiganzaiwaiweidazhuan,gengbuyongshuojiebanzaiwaiweidewaiweidazhuandehaizimenle。
subaoshishuoyizhikanzhemeimeijiuyizhilazhetadexiaoshoubufang,lianggexiaorencunbuli,yizhijingenzaizijiadexiongdijiemeimenhoumian,dajiahuozhaodaoyeguozishijiuhuipaoguolaijisuyouqingchi,zuihoutadexiaonaodaishanghaichaleyiduopiaoliangdehuangseyehuani。
“simeidailehuahaohaokanya。”jisuyouqingdetoushangchashanghuahou,dajiesuyurenbuzhudao。
erjiesusuwaizhetoukanzhebaibainennenbenjiushengdehaokandesuyouqing:“dajie,simeibudaihuayehaokan。”
“dui,simeimeihaokan。”zhibisuyouqingdayisuiduodesanjiesuqingyingwuxueshedefuhe,zangxixidexiaolianxiaomimide。
yilianmodeganqingdesuyouqingangqitoukanzhebizijigaobushaodesangeshoushouxiaoxiaodexiaoguniang,tanengqingeryijudeganshoudaozheixielaizixiaojiejiemendeshanyiheguanai。
subaoshikanzhezijijiapiaoliangdemeimei,yegaoxingjile:“jianwanchaihou,womenquhelizhuayuxiaba,womeimeiliuleneimeduoxueyaoduobubu。”
“duiduidui,simeimeiyaoduobubushenti。”
“yutanghedandounengbu,kexijialimeirou,buranchirouyebushentini。”
“kenalilaiderouni?womenhaojiumeichiguoroule,haoxiangchiya。”
“我也想吃肉肉。”
“liudi,nijiubieshuole。”
“yaoshiwomennengzhuadaoyejihetuzijiuhaole,jiuyourourouchile。”
“zoulazoula,haishiganjinquhebianzhuoyuxiaba。”
……
congsuyouqinghaokandaochirourou,sujiaxiaozaizimendehuatitiaoyuexingshifenda,zheishuozheshuozhe,xiaoluobutoumenzijidekoushuidouliuleyidi,canchaqizhongdehaiyouhaojishengcongxiaoduzilifachulaidegululushengyin。
苏幼晴:……
野鸡和野兔?!
肉肉?!
这东西很难捉吗?!
zhengdangsuyouqingxinliyihuobuyishi,yanjiaoyuguangpiaodaoyigebumingzhongleidedongxizhengfeisuxiangzijipulai,shenbiandexiaozaizimengangfachujinghuni,xiayikeneijiahuojiumomingqimiaodeyitouzaidaozailelisuyouqingqibuyuandedishangle。
苏幼晴:……
什么鬼?!
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