jingcaixiaoshuo《nverbeihai，jingshenbingdewoshafengle！》，xiaoshuozhujiaoshiluzhizhoumengling，wenzhangchongmanjiqing，xijiemiaoxiedaowei，yikanjiushangyin。xiaoshuoneirongjiexuanranhouchaozhebieshuqumenkoufujinyireng。“pada”yishengxiang。jigebaoanxiayishidizhuantouwangqu。luzhizhuazhujihui，shanshen……
zhoumenglingjuedeyouxiekouke。
zoulangjintouzhuangewanjiuyouyiyuandekaishuijian。
yushizhoumenglingchaozhekaishuijianzouqu。
quefaxiankaishuijianpaizheyitiaobuzhangbuduandeduiwu。
zhoumenglingpaiduideshihou，tingdaolianggenvrenzaidishengtanlunzhe：
“nizhidaoma，gujiachushile！”
“gujia？nagegujia？”
“womenjiangchenghaiyounagegujiaa？dangranshikaihuanghaodajiudiandeneigegujiage！”
“a？gujiayouqianyoushi，nengchushenmeshia？”
“tingshuoa，gujiaweiyidenver，neigediaomanrenxingdeguqianqian，sile！”
此话一出。
zhenggekaishuijianderendouzhenjingle，fenfenkanxiangneigetouluxiaoxidefutainvren。
zhoumenglingyebuliwai，xiayishidiwendao：
“你说真的？”
neifutainvrenxiabaweiweitaiqi，yilianaorandeyangzi：
“dangranle！wolaogongjiuzaigujiabieshusuozaidezuijiangnanbieshuqudangbaoan！”
“jigexiaoshiqian，yourenqianjinlezuijiangnanbieshuqu，jiuzaigujiabieshuyuanzili，baguqianqiannaodaidoudabaole！”
“wolaogongyuanbenbuzhiban，shoudaoxiaoxihou，likejiuganguoqule，liantalaozhangrennaoyuxuezhuyuandoumeilaikanwangyixia。”
ruguozheifutainvrenmeichuiniu，jujudoushushi……
zhoumenglingxinzangfengkuangditiaodongzhe。
xingfen，jidong，xiyue……
zhongzhongqingxuzaineixinzisheng、manyan。
zhoumenglingzuijiaobuzijuediwangshangyangqi！
“tiandaohaolunhui，erenyouebao！”
zhoumenglingqingbuzijindishuodao。
yitingzheihua，futainvrenlianmangshuqishouzhizuolegejinshengdeshoushi，xiaoshengdao：
“meimei，zheihuakebuxingjianga！”
“suiranneiguqianqianshichulemingdexiaoemo，danbijingshigujiaweiyidenverni！”
“xianzaiguqianqiansile，nizheihuayaoshibeigujiaderentingdao，baobuqihuibeibaofu！”
zhoumenglingdianlediantou，duifutainvrenshuoleshengxiexie，ranhouwendao：
“dajie，zhidaoshisheishadeguqianqianma？”
futainvrenyaoleyaotou，shengyinyadehendi：
“shaguqianqiandeshigehenren！”
“nixianga，zuijiangnanbieshuqudeanbaoxitongduolihai？yingshibeitaliulejinqu！”
“haiyouneimeduoshexiangtou，yaomebeitaraoguoqu，yaomebeitatiqianpohuai！”
“gujiadebaoan，gengshihaochengshierjingang，shoulidoushiyouguorenmingde，quebeidadeliananxiajingbaoxitongdejihuidoumeiyou！”
zhoumenglingwenyan，bujinlengleleng。
qishi，zaitingdaoguqianqianbeishadeshihou。
tanaohaili，fuxianleluzhideshenying。
suiranluzhipingshidanxiaonuoruo，mianduibierendeqiru，zhihuixuanzerenrang。
ruoshizaiyiqian，zhoumenglingzenmeyebuhuixiangxin，luzhizhendeganqushaguqianqian。
dan，jiuzaijigexiaoshiqian，luzhizailikaideshihou，caishuoyaoquzhaoguqianqianbaochou。
ranhoumeiguoduojiu，jiuchuanchuleguqianqianbeishadexiaoxi。
zheirangzhoumenglinghennanbujiangluzhiheshaguqianqianderenlianxidaoyiqi。
luzhiyiqianruanruobujia，danluzhizheijinianhuanshangyanzhongdejingshenjibing。
xinggefangmian，yousuogaibian，yeshikenengde。
但。
tingwanfutainvrendehua，zhoumenglinglikejiujuede，shaguqianqianderen，bukenengshiluzhi。
jingshenfangmiandejibing，queshikenengrangluzhixinggefashenggaibian，rangluzhiyouyongqiqushaguqianqian。
“jingshenbingkenengrangluzhicongnuofubianchengmangfu，danbukenengrangluzhicong‘rendaozhongnianbudeyi，baowenbeilipaogouqi’dezhongniannanren，bianchengnengpianguozuijiangnanbieshuqubaoanheshexiangtou，baodagujiashierjingangdegongfugaoshou！”
zhoumenglingzichaoyixiao，tajuedetagangcaiyidingshifengle。
tajuranhuijuede，luzhihuishishaguqianqianderen。
heluzhiyiqishenghuolejiangjinershinian，luzhishishenmeren，tayinggaizuiqingchucaidui。
zheigeshijieshang，sheidoukenengqushaguqianqian，weiduluzhibukeneng。
yinweiluzhijiushiyigeruanruo，bingqiewunengdenanren！
zheishihou，kaishuijiandeqitaren，yijingyouhefutainvrenliaoleqilai：
“guqianqiansile，zheimedadeshiqing，womenzenmedoumeitingshuo？”
“nimendangranbuhuitingshuo，yinweigujiabazheijianshifengsuole，yaobushiwolaogongzaizuijiangnanbieshuqushangban，woyebukenengzhidao。”
“a？gujiaweishenmeyaofengsuozheijianshia，guqianqianzaijialibeidabaonaodai，gujiabugaibaoguanma？”
“gujianaganbaoguana！gujiadehuanghaodajiudian，buganjingdedifangduole！gujia，haiyouneigesiledeguqianqian，yi**delanzhang，weilezheyanzheixieshi，gujiabuzhidaohualeduodaliqi，xianzaiyaoshizhudongbaoguan，yamenderenliliwaiwaiyicha，xiongshounengbunengzhuadaobushuo，gujiazijikendingdediudabantiaoming！”
“yuanlaishizheiyang，neinimenshuo，guqianqianzhisi，shibushiyinweigujiadezuilebugaidezuideren，suoyibeibaofulea！”
“henyoukeneng，gujiasuiranyouqianyoushi，danyezhijuxianyujiangcheng，bingqiezaijiangcheng，doupaibujinqiansan！”
zhoumenglingjielekaishui，yibianwangwaizou，yibianxiangzhe：
“yougengqiangdehaomen，zhaolezhuanyedeshashoulaibaofugujia，suoyiguqianqiansile，yinggaishizheiyang！”
“zhiyuluzhi？shaguqianqiande，jueduibukenengshita！”
“tashuoshiquzhaoguqianqianweixiaonianbaochou，shijishang……kenengyijinghuijingshenbingyuanwunengkuangnuleba？”
zhoumenglingyaoyaotou，buzaiquxiangluzhi。
fanzhengguqianqiansileshihaoshi。
zhoumenglingzaihuidaoqiangjiushiwaishi，shenqingdouqingsongleyixie：
“xiaonian，nizhidaoma，qifunideguqianqianyijingzaobaoyingle！”
“niya，yidingyaohuoxialai，yidingyaohaoqilaia！”
周梦玲默默祈祷。
buzhishizaiqidaoluniannengbeiqiangjiuguolai。
yezaiqidaoqifulunian，haidelunianmingxuanyixiandeqitaren，yenengxiangguqianqianyiyangzaobaoying！
zhoumenglingzhidao，jinpingguqianqianyiren，bukenengjianglunianhaichengzheifumoyang！
zhoumenglingyezhidao，tadeqidao，xiwangmiaomang。
guqianqianzhisuoyisi，shiyinweigujiadezuileweizhidehaomenwangzu，zaodaoledajibaofu。
qifuluniandeqitaren，zongbukenengyedouzaodaohaomenwangzudedajibaofuba？
……
luzhilaidaole，lunianbeidadeneigeqiaodongxia。
tianyijingmengmengliang，luzhizaiqiaodongxiaguanchalehenjiu。
turan，luzhizaiyiduicaocongli，kandaoleyikuaishoubiao。
luzhijiangqijianleqilai，renchuzheishiyikuaibaidafeilideangguishoubiao，sihuyaoyibaiduowan？
nengdaizheizhongshoubiaodefeifujigui，nengjiangzheizhongshoubiaorengzaiqiaodongxia、caoconglide，gengshiguibukeyan。
luzhikanzhezheikuaibaidafeilideshoubiao，naohaizhongshudishanguoyidaolengdian。
tazhidaodiergeshanghainverderenshisheile！
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