guxiaoyuegushutingxuhuaizuoweizhujiaodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《nverdinghundianlishang，laobanheqinjiagongjiuqingfuran》，jiangshuyiduanwenxintianmideaiqinggushi，shizuozhe“youyoubutian”deyibuwanjieyuanchuangzuopin，，gushineirongjianjie：“hao，zhaoyixue，jirannifeiyaolihun，neiwozhiyouyigetiaojian。”2zhaoyixueyitingwoyuanyilihun，xixiaoyiyuyanbiao……
di1zhanglaobanlianshangqinjiagong
zainverdinghundianlishangjiandaoleqinjiagong，nianguobanbaidelaobandunshihongleyankuang。
yishijieshuhou，wozaixiuxijiankandaobaozaiyiqidelianggerenhusuzhongchang，
“yunyan，zheimeduonianniqunale，woyizhidengnihuilaizhaowo。”
“weileni，wozhongshenmeiyouhuaiyun。”
wozhuanshenliqu，buyuanzaiting。
shihou，laobanquebuguduonianfuqimunvqing，
“gushuting，peilenibanbeizi，shengxiariziwoyaozhuiqiuwoshiqudeaiqing。”
“guxiaoyue，woyangleniduonian，rujinniyegaihuibaowole，hexuhuaifenshou，woyaojiajinxujia。”
wohenveryipaijihe，wolihun，taduanqin。
laonianlianainao，jiurangtaquchichiaiqingdekuba。
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“zhaoyixue，nishibushifengle！”
laobanzhaoyixuezicongjianleqinjiagongxuyunyanhou，nianshaodeailiansihuifuran，yimenxinsifeiyaohetazhongxuqianyuan。
kaolvdaojishiniandefuqiganqing，haiyouernvqingyi，woxianghetahaohaotanyitan。
sheizhidao，zhaoyixuejuranyihuilaijiubinverhexuhuaifenshou，zhiyinweibuxiangmunvliangjiajifuziliang，wairenhuizhizhidiandian。
“woyoushenmecuo？wobaiyangletaershijinian，xianzaixuyaotabaodawo，buxingma？”
zhaoyixueyouyanbujin，xianzaixinlizhiyouxuyunyan。
“ma，nifeiyaogaodejialijiquanbuningma？”
“congxiaodaoda，doushiwobazaiguanwo，xiaodaozuofan、xiyifu、kaijiazhanghui，dadaokaodaxue、xuanxuexiao、dinghun，niyoucanyuguoyiciwodechengzhangma？”
xiaoyuewunaiyouweiqudekuzhe，shituhuanqizhaoyixuedemuai。
“heng，buguoshijianlaideyatou，woyoubushiniqinma，pingshenmeweinifuchu！”
“yaobushiwobuxiangshenghaizi，nixianzaihaibuzhidaozainajianlajini！”
zhaoyixuewuqingyouzisidehuazhongzhongdezazaiwohenverxinshang，naodaiwengwengzuoxiang。
我压住怒气开口：
“zhaoyixue，xiaoyueshiwodenver，wobuyunxurenherenqifuta，baokuoni。”
“nizijiaizenmefengjiuzenmefeng，bieqianchewonver。”
wohezhaoyixueshifumuanpaidehunyin，neigeshihou，womazhongbingkuaibuxingle，linsiqianjiuxiangkanjianwochenghun。
meirenjiujieshaolezhaoyixue，wojiantajiuxiangwuruleyaquandebaitiane，yiyanbiandonglexin。
jiehunhouzhaoyixuebuxianghuaiyun，shuopasizaishoushutaishang，woyedayingle。
juezhenapashiyibeizimeiyouhaizi，zhiyaowomenlianggerenbaishoubufenli，yetinghao。
houlaiwuyizhongjiandaolexiaoyue，ganjueshimingmingzhizhongshangtianbuchangwomendeliwu。
zhaoyixuesuishuoduihaiziyizhilenglengdandan，woyiweixinggeshiran，bianyemeizaiyi。
“haiyounigushuting，dangchuyaobushiwomaqianlenimenjiaenqing，feibizhewojiajinibaoen，niyiweiwonengkandeshangni？”
shia，tadangshishilibaxiangyizhihua，buranyebuhuibeixuyunyanzheigekuoshaoyekanshang。
kexi，xumudangshikanbushangzhaoyixue，burantayebuhuibeibixiajiajiwo。
“zhaoyixue，zheimeduonianwobanidangzuzongyiyangsihou，jialidehuoworangnidongguoyicima？falegongziwoyifenbushengquanjiaojini，woduinihaibugouhaoma？”
weileta，wojujueleguowaiyijiagaoxinjianzhugongzuoshideyaoqing，ganyuanliuzaiguonei，zuoyimingxiaoxiaodefangchanshejirenyuan。
“nihaiyoulianshuo，doushinizheigewonangfei，haidewoheniguolebanbeizidekurizi。”
wochongletabanbeizi，tajiranhewoshuoshishoukule，neijiufangtaquguotakouzhongdehaoriziba。
“hao，zhaoyixue，jirannifeiyaolihun，neiwozhiyouyigetiaojian。”
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zhaoyixueyitingwoyuanyilihun，xixiaoyiyuyanbiao。
“nikuaishuo，shenmetiaojian。”
“nibunengzuaixiaoyuedehunshi。nishini，tashita。”
jishiniandehunyinyitahutu，danwojueduibunengrangtafangaidaonverdexingfu。
“ba，nibuyongweilewoxisheng，nizhendeyuanyilihunma？”xiaoyuelazhuwodeshou，xiangzhidaowodeneixinzhenshixiangfa。
“xiaoyue，zheimeduonianweizhenimazhuan，woyeleile。”
“nijielehun，chenglejia，woyezhenghaoqumibuwonianqingshihoudeyihanle。”
zuoweiyimingjianzhushi，bishengdemengxiangbianshitabianzuguoshanhe，shenruyanjiugujianzhudemeili，chuanchengfeiyijianzhudemei。
kenianqingshihou，zhaoyixuebuxihuanlvyou，yebuguannver，wocunbunanxing，shoulebanbeizitamenmunv。
zhaoyixueshenpawofanhui，zhijiecongbaolinachulailelihunxieyishu。
“nizhunbeidehenzua。”kanlaitajintiandadinglezhuyibixubahunlile。
zhaoyixuemeilihuiwodejifeng，zhishicuicuwokuaidianqianzi，jinkuailinglihunzheng。
jingshenchuhu！zhaoyixueweilenianshaobaiyueguangyeshixialehenxinle。
“nishenmedoubuyao，yidianhouluyebujizijiliu，nijiuneimedudingxuyunyanhuiquni？”
dinghunyishiguoquneimeduotian，woshizaimeikanchulaixuyunyanyouxiangqutadeyisi。
renlaolehuixihuanhuiyiwangxishihenzhengchangde，danweilejishinianqiandechulianbuguernvdexiangfa，zhiyouzhaoyixuecaizuodechulai。
“nibudongwoheyunyanzhijiandeganqing，tadangnianhuilaizhaowo，kandaowojiehunle，caixinhuiyilenghebierenjielehun。”
“shuodaodi，doushinidanwulewomenzheimeduonian。”
“rujintazaoniansangqi，dushenzhijin，jiushiweiledengwo。”
zhaoyixuexianggexiaonvshengyiyangjiaorouzaozuo，tiqixuyunyanshidehaihuihaixiu。
beiwobaohuzheimeduonian，meikanguoshehuixiane，neinijiuquchichiaiqingdeku。
“nibuhouhuijiuxing。”wobuzaiquanta，haoyannanquangaisidegui。
woqianhaozidijita，yuehaolemingtianqulinglihunzheng。
benyiweijieshule，keshitayoucongbaolinachulelingyizhangzhi。
递给了晓悦。
zhishangxiezheduanqinxieyisigedazi。
womendengdaleshuangyan，buganzhixin。
“zhaoyixue，niyoubiyaozuodaozheiyangma？xiaoyuenanidangqinma，nijiuzheimeshanghaita！”
xiaoyuecongxiaojiutebienianzhaoyixue，ketaliangeyanshendoubuyuanyijixiaoyue。
bierenjiadoushimamadaizhenverquwan，xiaoyuemeicikandaodouhenxianmu。
houlaimanmanzhangdayejiudongdelezhaoyixuebuxihuanta。
“luosuoshenme！yigebuzhidaonalaideyezhongyepeijiaowoma！”
“zhaoyixue，nibizui！”
tajuranhanzijinveryezhong！nagemuqinhuizheiyangshuozijihaizi！
xiaoyuehuanhuandejieguoleneizhangzhi，tanlekouqi。
“ba，bieshuole。woqian。”
zhaoyixuekanzhewomenliangdouqianhaozi，xinqingdahao，zhangchuyikouqi。
“congjinyihou，zanmenjiushiqinjiadeguanxile。”
“xiaoyuejiaowopopodehua，wokaolvkaolvshuobudinghuidaying。”
shuowan，tizhexinglixiangjiulikaile。
nverfuzhewozuoxia，wohaixianganweinver，fanguolaizijibeianweile。
“ba，nibienanguo，wojinijieshaogenghaodelaoban。”
“xiaoyue，zheimeduonianle，woduiyuganqingyijingbuzaiyile，zhiyaonixingfuwojiuxinmanyizule。”
zheimedasuishule，shishidouzaoyikandan，weiyounvershiwoxinshangshi。
“nimanaozheimeyichu，xuhuaiyoumeiyouheninaomaoduna？”
woshifenhaipazuijindeshiyingxiangdaoxiaoyuehexuhuaideganqing。
“ba，tanaganhewofapiqi，nijiufangxinba。”
“niyezhidaoxuhuaizicongtamamaqushihou，jiumeihetabashenghuo，tamenfuzihemoshengrenyiyang。”
“suoyia，wulunwomahexushuzenmeyangdoubuhuiyingxiangwohexuhuai。”
xiaoyuedehuashaoshaodeanweilewobuandeneixin。
“gaitiannijiaoxuhuaishangmenlaichifan，bachaolianggecai，hetaheyibei。”
“zunming，fuqindaren！”
xinghaozhaoyixuecongxiaohenverbuqinjin，suoyirujinduanqin，xiaoyueyebuhuitaishangxin。
zhishixiaoxiaoshiluo，shijianzonghuifupingde。
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zhishihaimeidengdaoxuhuaishangmen，xuyunyanjiuxianlaile。
wokanzhebuqingzilaidexuyunyan，shizaibudongtajintianlaideyongyi。
shangmentiaoxin？kanbiaoqingbutaixiang，bijinghaidaizheliwu。
taolunhaizijiehun？xiaoyuemeihewotiguoyaolaideshi。
wozuoxialaiyeweikaikouxunwen，zhishidaikeliyijindao。
xuyunyanyizhanchaweijin，jiuxianshuominglaiyile。
“gulaoge，wojintianlaishibiaodawodeqianyi。”
“yixuehenilihundeshi，wogangzhidao。wojueduimeiyouxiangpohuainimenhunyindexiangfa。”
“womenlaoyouduonianweijian，xiangjuyiqiduoliaoleliangju，buzhizenmeyixuejiulijiecuole。”
hehe，laoyouxiangfeng，huichanchanmianmianbaozaiyiqima？
buguoshixiangzhelushuiqingyuan，shunbianzhuiyiwangxi，meixiangdaohuibeichanshangba。
xianzaihuiguotoule，caixiangzhaowojiepan。
“xulaodi，wohezhaoyixuedeshiyijinglihunle。”
“congjinyihoutadeshihewomeiyourenheguanxi，nibuxuyaolaijieshi。”
“ruguonilaizhishixiangliaozhaoyixue，neijiuqinghuiba！”
wobukeqidezhijieganren。
meiyounagenanrenbeidailelvmao，haiyaoxinpingqihedezuozaizheiliaotian。
“gulaoge，wozhidaoxianzaishuoshenmedouwanle。”
“zhishixiwangwomenlaoyibeideshi，buyaoyingxiangxiayibei。”
“xiaoyuezheigehaiziwohenxihuan，yihoutajinlexujiamen，woyehuibatadangzijinverduidai。”
kanlaixuyunyanhaishihenzaihuxuhuaizheigeerzi，bijingjiuzheiyigedushenzi，haizhiwangtajichengjiayeni。
“woyexiwangyibeiguanyibeideshi，haizimenxingfuzuizhongyao。”
yaobushiweilexiaoyue，wocailandedalixuyunyan。
qishenzhunbeisongzouta，zhaoyixueyouhuranchuanglejinlai。
jinmenbianbufenqinghongzaobaijiuzhizewobeihoushuayinmou，yaopohuaitahexuyunyandexingfu。
“gushuting，nigexiaoren，dananrenjiajiadedangmianyitaobeihouyitao。”
“zhaoyixue，zheishiwodejia，nizhuyifencun。”
“lihunneitianjiushuole，wobuhuijierunimendeshi，nimenyebielaifanwo。”
xuyunyanlanzhuchongdongdezhaoyixue，hetajieshidao。
“yixue，shiwolaihegulaogejieshiwobingmeiyouxiangchaisannimenhunyindexiangfa。”
“wozhishihuainianyiqian，bingmeiyouxiangzhongxinhenikaishi。”
“wokannihunyinxingfu，nverxiaoshun，zhenxinweinikaixineryi。”
“erqieciciwomenkeyiqinshangjiaqin，yesuanshimibulenianqingshihoudeyihanle。”
zhaoyixuequenanyizhixin，“bushide，yunyan，nihewoshuoniyizhidengwo，weilewomeizaiqu。”
tajinjinzhuazhuxuyunyan，xiangshizhuazhucengjingtacuoguodeaiqing。
“yixueniwuhuile，nianqingxiaobudongshi，cengyiweidangshibianshiyongyuan，kewomenxianzaidoulaole，dajiahebizhetengni！”
xuyunyanyifushenqingbuzai，zhishengsuiyuedecangsang，midezhaoyixuegengjiabuhuifangshou。
“kewomenxianzaidoushidanshen，womenwanquankeyimibuyihana。”
xuyunyankebushixiangmibuyihan，renjiadehuahuashijiejingcaidehen。
“yixue，nixianzaiyouxiejidong，womendoulengjinglengjingzaishuoba。”
“mashangwomenjiushiqinjiale，zheiqijianhaishibuyaozaijianmianle。”
“bimianhaizimenlianshangbuhaokan。”
xuyunyanyuelaoyuexuweile，juranyonghaizihunlidangdangjianpai。
“gulaoge，jinidailaimafanle，zhenshibaoqian，wojiuxianzoule。”
xuyunyanluohuangertao，houmianyouguizhuiside。
zhaoyixuejinsuiqihou，buyuanyifangguota。
songzoulezheiliangmafanjing，wocaianshengdeguowodexiaorizi。
xuhuaizhidaohou，yedadianhuahewobaoqian。
wokuanweita，“haizi，nibuyongguanwomenlaoyibeideshi，niguhaohexiaoyuedexiaojiajiukeyi。”
mashangjiuyaodaojiehundianlile，wobuxiwangyouyisiyihaoyingxiangdaotamenhunli。
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xiaoyuehewoshangliangjiehunjiubuqingzhaoyixuele，nanfangneibianyebuhuiqing。
wozirantongyi，shenmedoumeiyounverdekaixinzhongyao。
wotingshuozhaoyixuezuijinchanxuyunyanchandelihai，quehaishibeijuzhimenwai，lianmiandoujianbudao。
weileduota，xuyunyanzhijiechuguole，zhunbeihaizimenjiehundianlishizaihuilai。
jiehundangtian，wojinzhangdeshoudoubuzhidaogaiwangnafang。
haoyouxiaohuawoshuo，dangnianwozijijiehundoumeijintianzheiyanghuangluan。
那怎么能一样！
woqianzhexiaoyuedeshou，yibuyibu，lingzhetamaixiangrenshengxinjieduan。
xiaoshihouyeshizheiyang，qianzhetadexiaoshou，yilushanghuanshengxiaoyudezouhuijia。
wokanzhexuhuaidengzaizhongdian，zhengzhongdebanverjiaojileta。
“xuhuai，ruguoyouyitiannibuaixiaoyuele，nihewoshuo，wolaijietahuijia。”
“ba，nifangxinba，buhuiyouneiyitiande。”
zhuchirenzaitaishangxuanbuhunliyishizhengshikaishi。
wozaitaixiazhushizhewodenver，jixinxiyounanguo，baiganjiaoji。
turan，damendakai，suoyourenkanxiangshenhou。
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