“taibaimao”dadadujiachuangzuofaxingdexiaoshuo《nanerxueba》shihenduowangyoudexintouhao,chenxiaoxinyanxiaoxiliangweizhujiaozhijiandehudongfeichangyouai,xihuanzheizhongleixingdeshuyoukanguolai:“youmeiyouganshoudaowomenbandexuexifenwei?shibushitebiedenongyu?”daizheyanxiaoxiqianwangshitang,banzhurenxiao……
就在一分钟前,
chenxiaoxinbutingdaliangzheshenbiandexintongzhuo,taganjuezheigenvsheng...kanzhehaoxianghenpiaoliangdeyangzi,dannaozibushihenlingguang,congtagangzuoxiakaishi...jiuyizhishalenglengdidaizainei,sihutadedanaoyijingdangjile。
buguojiexialaizheiweixintongzhuodejudong,rangchenxiaoxinxichuwaiwang,jiukandaotacongkoudailinachushouji,chuizhenaodaizaizhuoxiatouwan。
稳了!
原来是同道中人。
buguoshoufabushihengaochao,jiutaxianzaizheigeyangzi,taishangdeshuxuelaoshiyiyanjiunengqiaochuduanni。
“手机...”
“不是这么玩的。”
zhengzaidazideyanxiaoxilenglexia,manlianyihuodikanxiangta,bumingbaitazaishuoshenme。
但下一秒...
yanxiaoxijiukandaozuiweifeiyisuosideyimu,shenbiandezheiweitongzhuorenzhendikanzheheiban,youshouwozheyizhiheibi,zaiyibenbijibenshangkuaisuzhaichao,tongshitadezuoshounazheshouji,zaizhuozidixiadanshoucaozuo...
好...好厉害!
jingranmangdajiugongge?guanjiantahaishiyongdanshou?
yanxiaoxibeizhenjingdaowufayanyu,dengdashuangyankanzhezheishenqideyimu,jiudangtahaizaijingyayuchenxiaoxindanshoumangdajiugongge,shenpangdetongzhuobashoujijidilaileguolai,dingjingyiqiao...shangmianliuyouyiduanhua。
【tongxue,ganggangniwanshoujideyangzi,henrongyibeilaoshijidaidao,wanshoujiqiejibieditou!】
haotongshundeyijuhua,lianbiaodianfuhaodoumeiyouchucuo...
jianshiguodanshoumangdajiugongge,zaikanzheshangmianzheiduanneirong,yanxiaoxixinlishimanmandepeifu,tongshihaiyouyisisideganji,meixiangdaotongzhuorenhaimanhaode。
“谢谢。”
“meishide,qishiwo...”
haimeidengyanxiaoxishuowanhua,chenxiaoxinmengdibashoujinalehuiqu,shunbianbatadeshoujiyejinazoule。
zheiyiqiefashengdeguoyuturan,turandaoyanxiaoxihaibuzhidaofashengleshenme。
dengtahuiguoshen,erbianyoutingdaotongzhuodeqiaoqiaohua。
“嘘...”
“班主任来了。”
啊?
什么意思?
班主任要来了?
yanxiaoxiwangxiangzoulangbiandechuanghu,bingmeiyoukandaorenherendeyingzi,zhengdangtayaofachuyiwendeshihou,huranjian...yidaoshenyingcuanlechulai,jiushilingzijiguolaidetianlaoshi,yeshizijijinhoudebanzhuren。
不会吧?
banzhurenzhendelaile?ta...tashizenmezhidaode?
诡异!
太诡异了!
haimeidengyanxiaoxinongdongyanxiafashengdeshi,tongzhuobeibanzhurenjijiaolechuqu,kanzhetadebeiying...zhijuegaosuyanxiaoxi,zheigenanshengdeshenshangyougushi!
...
...
“陈骁昕。”
“jintianlaidezheiweizhuanxiaosheng,takebushiyibanbanderen,niqianwanbiezaitademianqiangaoyaoezi。”tianlaoshiyuzhongxinzhangdishuodao:“niyidingyaojizhulaoshidehua,qianwanqianwan..qianwanbiezaitamianqiangaorenhedeyaoezi。”
chenxiaoxinminlexiazui,renzhendihuidadao:“tianlaoshifangxin,suiranwochengjibuxing,danwoshigelaoshiren。”
“好!”
“younizheiju...laoshifangxinle。”tianlaoshixinweidixiaolexiao,jiezheyoushuodao:“yanxiaoxitongxuedechengjihenhao,niyoushenmebudongdedifang,keyizhijiequwenta,tabisuoyoulaoshihaiyaolihai,nidadanwenjiuxingle。”
“哦...”
chenxiaoxindianlediantou,duicigenbenmeifangzaixinshang,tazhixiangkuailedemoyu,zandianmoyujifenquchoujiang。
“报告!”
“进来吧。”
suizhechenxiaoxinzoujinjiaoshi,yanxiaoxitaitoukanxiangta,kanzhezheigehunshendouchongmanzhegushidenansheng。
“同学...”
“ganggangbanzhurenzhaoniganshenme?”
jianchenxiaoxinhuidaozuoweishang,yanxiaoxiyadishengxian,qingshengdixunwendao。
ranerchenxiaoxinduizhetazuochujingyindeshoushi,ranhoubashoujihaijileta,zhilezhizijizhuoshangdekeben,bianmeiyouzaiqulitale。
一时间,
yanxiaoxineixinwubidexiukui,taweidaraolebierendexuexi,ergandaoshierfendezize。
zairucidexuexifenweixia,zairucishangjindetongzhuoyingxiangxia,shenweichaojixuebadeyanxiaoxi,huranjianyongqiduixuexidekewang,tanachuyibenshuguanyuxianxingdaishudejiaocai,renzhendifanyuezhe...shibushihaizaizhishanggougouhuahua。
zheishidechenxiaoxinkansirenzhentingke,qishisixuzaojiufeidaolewaimian,jinguanyedadaomoyudebiaozhun,danmoyujifenzengjiadeshuzhitaishao,yuanyuanbujishuijuehewanshoujilaideduo,danxianzaijiunachushoujiyouguoyuweixian...bijingzijigangcongwaimianhuilai,laoshihetongxuemenduizijideyinxiangshangweixiaosan。
所以...
xianzaijiuyaodeng,dengdaotamenduizijideyinxiangwanquanxiaosan,genjuyiwangdejingyan...zaiguowufenzhongjiuchabuduole。
xiayishidiwangshenbianchoulechou,chenxiaoxinbujinzhouqimeitou。
同学!
yu...kebushizheiyangmode!
shangkeqijianzuijihuidebianshiditou,dangsuoyourentaitoudeshihou,nijiushiheiyezhongzuishanyaodeneikexing,guanjiannihainacuoshule...zheishidajizhongdedaji,wanyishuxuelaoshichongxialaizenmeban?niyougairuheyingdui?
与此同时,
chenjinzaizixuehaiyangzhongdeyanxiaoxi,momofangxiashouzhongdeheibi,tayijinggongguwanjuzhenzhongguanyutezhengzhiyutezhengxiangliangdeneirong,suihoubianzuozaineijingjingdifazhedai,zhizhitazhuyidaoshenbiandetongzhuo...
yisibugoudizuozainei,taitourenzhentingzhetaishanglaoshizaijiangke,danshi...danshi...tadeshuangshouchuizaizhuoxia,pengzheyibuzhinengshouji。
“二连击破!”
“三连决胜!”
“四连超凡!”
“五连绝世!”
dangyanxiaoxikandaoyouxihuamianzhongbuduantiaochudejishatishi,tadenaoziwengwengzuoxiang,cpudoukuaiganmaoyanle。
什么情况?
tabushirangwobieyingxiangtaxuexima?
zenme...zenmeturanzaishangkeqijianwanqileyouxi?
等一下!
ta...ta...tamingmingtaitoukanzheheiban,danweishenmeshuangshounenggoulinghuocaozuoyouxizhongderenwu,bingqiehainengwancheng‘wusha’zheizhongjingtianhaisudecaozuo?
用余光?
这眼睛不累吗?
cishideyanxiaoxitoutoukanzheshenbiandetongzhuo,zaichaoshendelushanggezhongkuangbiao,dunshitayouyizhongwudizirongdeganjue,xiangqizijimeiwandechaoguijingli,zaichouchoushenbiandezheiweitongzhuo...
人机!
他肯定在玩人机!
zheigeniantouganggangchulai,chenxiaoxinheduishoukaiqilejiarenbaoweizhan,zailiaotiangongpingshanggezhongde**hupen,neidazidesudu...kuaidaoshouzhidouchuxianlecanying。
嘶...
好夸张的手速!
juranhaibaduimianjipenxiaxianle。
jiexialaibianshiyiliaozhizhongdehuamian,tongzhuojikuileduifangdeshuijingnadaoshengli,ranhouzhanghaoyinweiweiguifayan,zaodaolefengjindechuli。
yanxiaoximinleminzui,meiyujianliuluchuyisianshuang。
同时,
neixinyeshiwubidezhenhan。
meixiangdaoxiaoxiaodeshenhaiyizhong,jingranhaizangzheyiweiwolong。
danhuayoushuohuilai,youwolongdedifangbiyoufengchu,zheiweifengchushisheini?
yanxiaoxizaibanjilixunzhaozheneiweifengchu,dancikesuizhe**dexiangqi,shuxuekedaozheilijieshule。
“学习委员。”
“dengxiabazuotianbuzhidezuoyedoujiaodaowobangongshi。”taishangdeshuxuelaoshikaikoudao。
“好的。”
“朱老师。”
huranerbianchuanlaiyidaoshuxideshengyin,yanxiaoxibukesiyidikanxiangtongzhuo,yanshenzhongjinshicuoe,yijinanyizhixindebiaoqing,shenzhiyouxiebuzhisuocuo。
见鬼了!
他还是学习委员?
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