牛鬼蛇神吃撑小猫-著

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zhimingzuojiachichengxiaomaobianxiede《niuguisheshen》，shiyibudoushishenghuowen，shuzhongjiangshulenannvzhujiaowenlintianchengliuhongzhijiandeganqinggushi，xiangxineirongjieshao：“quchengligongzuojuedezenmeyangni？youmeiyourenshishenmechenglidepiaoliangguniang？xiaciyededailaiyigejidaniangqiaoqiaola。”tarenhaiweizoujin，hongliangdesangmenjiuyi……

精彩章节

“xiangzhidaomingxinghuidaojiaxiangshishenmeyangdezhuangtaima？”

“xiangyaozourumingxingderichangshenghuoma？”

“weilenengranggeweiguanzhongpengyoumengengshenrudelejiemingxingshenghuo，benciwomentebieweidajiatuichule《huijiademingxing》jiemu！”

“benjiemujiangyousheyingjiquanchenggensui，rushijilumingxingmenzailaojiadezhenshishenghuo。”

“jiexialairangwomenlongzhongdehuanyingqianlaicanjialuzhidemingxingmen，tamenfenbieshiyangmi，huachenyu，bailu，reba，zhangyixingyijilintian！”

镜头前。

helingxiaorongcanlan，shencaifeiyangdejidajiajieshaozhe。

dangzuihouyigemingzichuxiandeshihou，yuanbenhexiededanmufengxiangyizhuan。

【lintian？tapingshenmelailuzhizheigejiemua？】

【qitajiabinbudoushidakama？zaibujibailuyesuanshidanghongxiaohua，zheigelintiansuanshenmedongxia？】

【bushiba，bushiba？balintianjiaoguolai，buhuishiweilexibaiba？】

【zheijiahuoliangecaiyiyemeiyou，zheizhonglajipingshenmehaiyoujiemulua？】

【woyaoqukuahuopenle，qinmenxianliule！】

……

lintianmanlianheixiandezouzheshanlu。

CPU都要干烧了。

tazhengkaiyandeneishunjian，jiufaxianzijihaoxianglaidaolelingwaiyigeshijie。

jiandandezhenglileyixiajiyi，faxianzheishiyigepingxingshijie。

ertadeshenfen，zeshiyigexiaoxianrou。

zhibuguozheigexiaoxianrou，xiandeyoudianqican。

yuanbenshiheihong，jieguobeidizhidetailihai，lianhongdouhongbuqilai，zhishengxiaheile。

qianshitazenmeshuoyeshigexiaoheizi，meixiangdaochuanyuezhihoujuranlundaozijibeiheile。

erzheici，tazhisuoyihuijiexiazheigejiemu，juranshiweilehunyizhangjiemuzudehuochepiao，fangbianhuijia。

bijinghukameirenquan，tadangchuxuanxiuchudao，chenyouxiemingqideshihoumeixuanzeqiangongsi。

yizhiyucuoguolezuijiashiqi。

houlaisuiranqianyuelegexiaogongsi，queyijingcuoguolezuijiashihou。

zuihoubeipengchuleyishendeheiliao。

daozhixianzaimeigongzuomeifanchi，liangechepiaodoumaibuqile。

youneimeduoxiaoheiziyejiusuanle，zenmerenhaiguodezheimeqican？

lintianyangtianzhangtan，laotianbugonga！

【ding，gongxisuzhubangdingsuijijinengxitong，renqizhidawuwan，kehuodesuijijinengyige。】

【gongxisuzhuhuodexinshoudalibaojianglidingjichushijineng。】

lintianhaimeigantanwan，jiutingdaolexitongdeshengyin。

shenzhihaimeilaidejikaixin，jiubeizheixitongdebobaojidabaile。

woyixiaoxianrou，nijiwochushijineng？？

napabushichanggetiaowu，jigeshilangsongyebichushiqianga！！

nirangyigexiaoxianrouruhezaizongyijiemuli，bachaocaidangchengcaiyi？

算了，有总好过无。

genghekuangxianzaitazheibeiwanrenheidechengdu，kongpaxiaoxianrouyezuobuchengle。

yaoshiyihouzhendemeixikepai，zuogechushihaoxiangyenenghuodebucuo。

lintianzaixinzhonganweizheziji。

suihoukuaizouliangbu，zhongyuganshanglejiemuzu，sheyingshilikedakailejingtou。

cishipingmushangshunjianqiechengleliugexiaojingtou。

yangmi，reba，bailu，huachenyuhezhangyixingwuyibushireqingdeduizhejingtoudazhaohu，genguanzhongpengyoumenwenhao。

zhiyoulintianyanshenhaiyoudianmili。

山路不好走啊！！

“huanyinggeweimingxingmencanyuluzhi，gangcaiwokandaoxuduoguanzhongdouhenhaoqi，buzhidaogeweimingxingmenpingrilidaolejiazhihoudouhuizuoxieshenmeni？”

helingshuowan，huamianlvxianqiedaolezhangyixingdejingtoushang。

“wobawudaokanzuoshizijideshengming，wulunshiheshihedi，douwufazuzhiwoduiwudaodereqingyuxiangwang。”

shuohuajian，zhangyixingyouzuolejigedibandongzuo。

【wa！！gegetaishuaile！】

【bukuishiwomenyazhouwuwang，gegejiushiwomenxinzhongdexiaojiaoaoni！】

【gegeyetaizhongerleba，wofanshouyigebixin~！ainie！】

【zheimezhuangdema？nengbunenggaodianzhenshide！】

henkuaihuamianyouqiedaolebailudejingtou。

huamianshang，bailuzhengzuozaikuankuodeketingli，yibianqiaozheerlangtuiyibiankandianshi，shibushihahadaxiao。

fajuejingtouqiedaozijishenshang，zheicaibatuifangxialai。

“woa，pingshiwozaijiadouxihuankankanshushenmede，gangcaishigeyiwai。”

【hahahahahabailubiezhuangle，sheibuzhidaoniya。】

【bailunikeshimingxingxiaohuaa，niyaolaojinideshenfen！！】

【wozheibuzhengqidexifuer，zenmemianduijingtouhaishimeixuehuishouliandian。】

huamianyouzhuandaolerebashenshang，tasuozaidedifangxiandeyouxiexuyiyufengqing。

ertadalieliedezuozaiyinzhehuawendeditanshang，yilianmanzudejiaozhesuannaigeda。

“zaijiadeshihouwozuixihuanchisuannaigedale，qiangliejidajiatuijianyixiawomenzheibiandesuannaigeda，zhendefeichanghaochie！”

【wa，rebataipiaolianglela，zenmehuizheimemei！！】

【bukuishiwopangdi，guoranrenheshihoudoulibukaichide。】

huachenyuzuozaigangqinqian，suiranmeiyoudanzou，quebaichuleyifushoushi。

“woma，pingshizuixihuandejiushichangchanggeer，danzouleqi，zhiyaoshigenyinlexiangguan，wodouai。”

【huahuajiushitiancai，zuiaiwomenhuahuale！】

【meitiandouhuibeihuahuadegegandong，zheiyangyongxinchanggederenyuelaiyueshaoleni。】

yangmizuozaiyigejudadehuayuanli，yanqianshiloukongdetieyihuayuanzhuo，zhuoshangbaifangzhesancengdejingzhixiaotiandian。

taxianshidezuozaihuayuanlihezhexiawucha。

“huidaolaojiajiushiyaoxiangshoumanjiezoudeshenghuo，wojuedehechazuishihezheilidehuanjing。”

【damimitaiyoupinweileba！】

【wuwuwominvdingliuzheimemangliu，yidingyaozhaoguhaoshenti！】

meigemingxingdouhuidayibianzhihou，jingtouzuihouluozailelintianshenshang。

回家要做的事啊。

lintianzainaohaizhongsisuoleyixia，jingtoujidaotadeshihoudaoyebujinbuman

“huijiadangranjiushijibamadadaxiashou，xiagedigandianhuo。”

“dajiabiekanwomenzheilihaoxianghenhuang，qishishanshangyecaihenduode，zhaiyixieyecaichaozhechiduochulaide，haikeyiweizhuweiji。”

“dengdaobazheixiejiazhuaweibaolezhihou，neijiushidabaokoufudeshihoule。”

林天娓娓道来。

henqingsongdemiaohuizheshancunlideshenghuo。

把大家都听惊了。

【dajiakebietingtahushuoa，shanshangsuiranyecaiduo，yoududecaigengduo，yibuxiaoxinjiuyaozhongdude！】

【jianzhiyipaihuyan，wurenzidi，zheiyaoshidajiazhendexuezhepaoquzhaiyecai，pabushiyaochuwenti！】

【zheilintianxiangxibaidexinyetaimingxianle，zheishiyidianbudaiyanshidea。】

【xiaoxianrouguoranbukaopu，wanquanbuxianghouguo，zenmehuiyouzheimebufuzerenderena！！】